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Quavers posted:Has PC gaming been saved yet? Yes, using Fiber Optics!
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Nov 5, 2019 15:02
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quote:Good luck with that but remember if by some crazy event the doom merchants are correct.. 1 Corinthians 15:14-19 posted:And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith. More than that, we are then found to be false witnesses about God, for we have testified about God that he raised Christ from the dead. But he did not raise him if in fact the dead are not raised. For if the dead are not raised, then Christ has not been raised either. And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ are lost. If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are of all people most to be pitied.
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Nov 5, 2019 15:06
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For some reason you keep misspelling Chris as Christ. Weird mistake, I tell ya.
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Nov 5, 2019 15:11
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MostlyRandom posted:Hi They are using the Lumberyard license to essentially use the version of cry engine they where using without licensing it from crytec. The current lumberyard is based on a later fork of cryengine.
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Nov 5, 2019 15:12
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PARP
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Nov 5, 2019 15:23
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I kept reading "Chris"
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Sandweed posted:PARP word
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Nov 5, 2019 15:56
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Nov 5, 2019 16:02
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Except that goons got refunds so its future backers that paid for OG backers to leave, thanks CIG for wasting all the money in the first place O7*$%
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Nov 5, 2019 16:09
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Nov 5, 2019 16:13
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Forum poopery
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Nov 5, 2019 16:19
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Tokamak posted:The example use-case (deferring initialisation of unneeded components of a spawning spaceship until required) is trivially solved with regular threads, but after reading more of the article I think they have much greater ambitions. This is a top quality post edit: If they really were mad enough to try sending fibers over the network to other servers, they might need to create fiber converters. Given how many cheap physical fiber converters I have seen break down in real life, I would say their software fiber converters constantly breaking would at least be thematically appropriate. Bofast fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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Nov 5, 2019 16:20
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Nov 5, 2019 16:49
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Tane
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Nov 5, 2019 16:53
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 My harrowing 8-year journey to catch the horizon.
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Nov 5, 2019 16:58
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Forum poopery Yes, and it is time for stimpire.txt.
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Nov 5, 2019 16:58
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C-Bangin' it 
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Nov 5, 2019 17:01
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Dementropy posted:
What a beautiful Freudian slip in the title.
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Nov 5, 2019 17:01
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Pixelate posted:Crytek dumped their shiny FB-spanking lawyers for some little feisty guys. Their takes on the main lines of attack are: Wow what? When did crytek change lawyers?
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Nov 5, 2019 17:02
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https://twitter.com/Jorunn_SC/status/1191736492898607104 We've come a long way baby!
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Nov 5, 2019 17:08
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Turbonerds. We are turbonerds. I quite like it.
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Nov 5, 2019 17:16
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Mirificus posted:The things that are in Squadron 42 such as the Spectrum Services and the Empire -advocacy, military and diplomatic corps with all it's structures and organisations will also be in the PU Narrator: those things are not in S42 Its insane to imagine how much these people give CIG the benefit of the doubt. Yep s42 has loving diplomacy mechanics, totally, they're just not in the PU and they've never been demo'd because..... ????
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Nov 5, 2019 17:32
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Speaking of, I'm still waiting for my "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee" badge. To whom do I submit to for the badge?
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Nov 5, 2019 17:49
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Dementropy posted:
So after some discussion with himself he decide it was a good idea to create this sub. I wonder if that voice ever mentions anything else like "it's ok to eat the skin of disbelievers!"
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Nov 5, 2019 17:52
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MedicineHut posted:Turbonerds. We are turbonerds. I quite like it. We're a goddamn beacon of sanity. Their weird justifications that we're somehow bitter about the way the game is turning out tends to pre-suppose that there is a defined end-state for this thing, and there's absolutely no-way that some of us are actual professionals that would love someone to fix the latency problems across AWS. Armadillo Tank posted:Wow what? When did crytek change lawyers? Around May, I believe. There was some noise when Skaddens missed a filing, and it turns out that they were in the process of peacing out and being replaced by an American IP Lawyer. He took over and resolved the motion to bond, putting everything back on track for Trial next year. Colostomy Bag posted:Yes, and it is time for stimpire.txt. In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Armadillo Tank posted:Wow what? When did crytek change lawyers? Either Crytek realized they were gonna be REALLY REALLY expensive or it wasn't going in the direction they wanted.
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monkeytek posted:Either Crytek realized they were gonna be REALLY REALLY expensive or it wasn't going in the direction they wanted. Skadden never seemed to really get their teeth into it, and they actually looked fairly bad after the initial filing, but these new guys appear to have some fight in them. I hope they're making sure that, y'know, CiG _actually moved to Lumberyard_.
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Nov 5, 2019 17:57
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I mean, full-stop I'm definitely a turbonerd. But I'm a fun turbonerd, who once owned a motorcycle.
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Nov 5, 2019 18:05
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monkeytek posted:Speaking of, I'm still waiting for my "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee" badge. To whom do I submit to for the badge? Jane in Accounting has been mentioned before
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Nov 5, 2019 18:35
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reminder that those Do Nothing Elites at Frontier just released another failure of a game this marks Frontier's fourth major release (not including expansion packs) in five years (seven if you count the start of Elite Dangerous' Kickstarter) maybe they should know themselves some game development
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Nov 5, 2019 18:40
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Beet Wagon posted:I mean, full-stop I'm definitely a turbonerd.
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Nov 5, 2019 18:48
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TheAgent posted:reminder that those Do Nothing Elites at Frontier just released another failure of a game So far 400 positive to 50 negative ratings, solid (and the negative ratings are mostly crashes and then some guy that complains that 18 minutes per year is too fast for them to bond with animals, wut). Sanya Juutilainen fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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Nov 5, 2019 19:02
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quote:Stimpire.txt "Punch them to a pulp, against their will" - pure poetry. Every time I read this I discover something new.
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Nov 5, 2019 19:04
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Nov 5, 2019 19:07
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TheAgent posted:reminder that those Do Nothing Elites at Frontier just released another failure of a game Sanya Juutilainen posted:So far 400 positive to 50 negative ratings, solid (and the negative ratings are mostly crashes and then some guy that complains that 18 minutes per year is too fast for them to bond with animals, wut). Top Critic Average 83% Critics Recommend 86% How long until  says Star Citizen will have tigers and lions too? 
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Nov 5, 2019 19:12
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/Jorunn_SC/status/1191736492898607104 Also OUYA; a huge crowdfund success
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Nov 5, 2019 19:18
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:So far 400 positive to 50 negative ratings, solid (and the negative ratings are mostly crashes and then some guy that complains that 18 minutes per year is too fast for them to bond with animals, wut). I'm guessing the future president of Virtual Furries of America
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Quavers posted:https://opencritic.com/game/7900/planet-zoo They will definitely have their poo poo for some strange mini-game.
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