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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1191750393182732289?s=20

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

lol that Manafort got caught only because the Ukraine PM built that ridiculous palace for himself and forgot his pocketbook there when he fled to Russia

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



https://twitter.com/RolandtrueNYC/status/1191744875282227200?s=20

*pilots a drone strike that kills a bunch of MEN at a wedding*

:smug: guess they couldn't handle the raw power

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I'm glad forums dead

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/1191718340122816512

https://twitter.com/shermjacobs/status/1191591798671581185

lol

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/RolandtrueNYC/status/1191744875282227200?s=20

*pilots a drone strike that kills a bunch of MEN at a wedding*

:smug: guess they couldn't handle the raw power
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! was a documentary.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

SardonicTyrant posted:

Does Trump actually have the nuclear codes? Could he even remember his authorization password (which tv and movies tells me is a think). Did the joint chiefs tell missle command that if they get a guy on the horn that can't speak English it's probably the president?

IIRC, if it becomes an issue, the military lets the president choose from a list of plans. Limited attack, military targets, gently caress this gay earth, etc. When he chooses the plan, he gets a 150-digit code that has to be input correctly into the football, which then sends out the relevant orders. So while Trump would have difficulty with ot since he's blind and dumb, there's no reason Scavino couldn't do the input for him.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Man Musk posted:

lol that Manafort got caught only because the Ukraine PM built that ridiculous palace for himself and forgot his pocketbook there when he fled to Russia

I confess that if I were in possession of huge amounts of stolen money and I could use it to build my own house, I'd be super tempted to add a special party boat to the house too

I mean why not

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I was walking thru the neighborhood today and would you believe they already have a statue honoring the late John Witherspoon


SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

So what you're saying is he's indestructible? :(

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/EsperDoD/status/1191718557182234626

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



man, turn out fuckin rockin for an off year election here in kentucky. all old people though, so like that's bad.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

good thing there were enough white guys available to fill out the attendee list

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

how did trump manage to achieve the bloated old drunk look without drinking alcohol ever? god truly must be working through him

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

man, turn out fuckin rockin for an off year election here in kentucky. all old people though, so like that's bad.

prolly cause it's morning on a weekday, you'd prolly see a younger turnout when the afternoon rolls on, assuming anybody did gotv targeting them

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Drunkboxer posted:

how did trump manage to achieve the bloated old drunk look without drinking alcohol ever? god truly must be working through him

He lies

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Drunkboxer posted:

how did trump manage to achieve the bloated old drunk look without drinking alcohol ever? god truly must be working through him

too many dark side choices

Buck Wildman has issued a correction as of 17:40 on Nov 5, 2019

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Page 378 is the perfect page

It's beautiful. If you missed it, go back and read it starting with the post I quoted

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


not it it’s made of gravel like some of them are

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Drunkboxer posted:

how did trump manage to achieve the bloated old drunk look without drinking alcohol ever? god truly must be working through him

It's called genes!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

:same:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

https://twitter.com/erindick/status/1191720827894583298

Thank you for your service, Erin Dick

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

trymhgfp

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Drunkboxer posted:

how did trump manage to achieve the bloated old drunk look without drinking alcohol ever? god truly must be working through him

years of meth and Sudafed and coke abuse

also he probably did drink but it’s not as fun as taking a box of Sudafed every 4 head

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m pretty sure trump is a if drinker

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost
trump doesn't drink, he's an OTC meth head

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Agean90 posted:

prolly cause it's morning on a weekday, you'd prolly see a younger turnout when the afternoon rolls on, assuming anybody did gotv targeting them

I got canvassed 4 times, which is double the number of times I've been canvassed in the last 8 years

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

euphronius posted:

I’m pretty sure trump is a if drinker

what's an "if drinker"

it occurs to me that we have no reason to believe the guy who lies 100% of the time when he says he doesn't drink

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/GeoffreySupran/status/1191731411516088326

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD-ba-aXQo

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




3 years amphetamine abuse yikes bro

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Donald Trump is New York's Perfect Boy will he make it in Florida?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

TIMPF

PostNouveau posted:

Why won't they accept our love?



that ceo is down to clown

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1191699007845945347

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/1191743635185750018

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

emfive posted:

what's an "if drinker"

it occurs to me that we have no reason to believe the guy who lies 100% of the time when he says he doesn't drink

his tastes run pretty childlike so i can see it

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