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Pochoclo posted:Would love to see the face of the MI5 agent in charge of the thread after going through the last couple pages Probably saying to them self quietly "If you like that, you should try it from the inside of a suitcase. "
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DesperateDan posted:Top marks for all the fun bum stuff, just remember your flared bases otherwise you will become a member of your local a&e's hall of fame flared bases are all well and good until you do what prolapse goon did and self fist while you have a butt plug in  
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Lord Ludikrous posted:"NO, I'm gonna get up and walk over to where the car is. I'm gonna put my hand on your shoulder. I'm gonna shake it and say 'I love you' while looking at you. I'm going to tell you that I know you're thinking about me and that I love you. Then I'm gonna give you a hug and tell you I love you. This reads at a solid 2 cuils at first glance despite making narrative sense when you read it slowly
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Maybe you should be gentler. Be less...jabby Catheters gonna cathete.
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the video is good lol https://twitter.com/SkyNewsPolitics/status/1193491467085524998?s=20 lol https://twitter.com/CumbrianWolf/status/1193491814910697472?s=20
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Rarity posted:I just caught up with Omega/Moxley I got way behind and hadn't watched anything since the first Dynamite. Got into a real low spot where I didn't want to catch up in case I didn't enjoy it. I'm having a massive binge now and it's making me so loving happy. Wrestling is therapy
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Conservative voters: "130,000 dead due to austerity? That's fine, but you better button your bloody coat up!"
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BizarroAzrael posted:When his manufactured slovenly persona collides with anything that gammons demand be "dignified" this is bound to be the result They will still drag themselves through broken glass to vote for him though
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*hits the "thread too horny" alarm* I'm on holiday. Thread is busy. There's too much politics going on. Hope you're all well. Here's a pic of a massive cock I took in Georgetown 
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Brexit: minister backs Johnson’s seemingly contradictory Northern Ireland remarks it's a bold move to just carry on promising Brexit will be all things to all people after you've actually come up with a specific plan that other people have seen XMNN fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:The junior MI5 guy who has the job of reading this thread is gonna have an uncomfortable Monday morning lol DesperateDan posted:Also regards poppers, the UK legal ones aren't nearly as good as the ones you can buy in from abroad goddamn they suck in comparison One of the most treasured types of poppers in the leather scene, where you may require to fit a whole fist, is called English, comes in a brown bottle not unlike cough syrup if you washed the label off and affixed a printer label, and is/was made in England by combination of the above and sulfuric acid over ice. There's a lot of imitation brands just called 'English' now though. Canadian poppers are the most reliable to not be poo poo. Josef bugman posted:So, why do we think the whole "sang offensive song (possibly) on a bus" didn't take off to the same extent as other smears? They might as well have gone with "Jeremy Corbyn WEES on remembrance wreath in front of Queen, Country" for how credible it sounds. Diet Crack posted:The closest I came to any of the aforementioned was having my balls ultrasounded. e: winegums posted:*hits the "thread too horny" alarm* Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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moostaffa posted:Labour manifesto is finalised next weekend according to this A solid rebuttal, but I've also gotta give him kudos for rocking the double poppy. E: quote:Jeremy Corbyn sighed as he unsheathed his ultra sound. The music was a cover version of "Don't Look Down", by The Kinks. There was a rumble in the back of his throat and his hands shook slightly. The air was growing stale with the sound of a thousand words.  'The air was growing stale with the sound of a thousand words' may be the most beautiful description of politics I've ever encountered.
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Penang, Malaysia
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RockyB posted:A solid rebuttal, but I've also gotta give him kudos for rocking the double poppy. do you think he showed up with the smaller one and had someone tell him that it was far to modest and dignified to appease the gammons, here put this one on too
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Angepain posted:do you think he showed up with the smaller one and had someone tell him that it was far to modest and dignified to appease the gammons, here put this one on too Quite probably. Corbyn was castigated last year (or maybe the year before) for wearing a small, expensive ceramic (or maybe enamel) poppy like that small one there as it wasn't big enough. :fuckwitgammons:
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winegums posted:Penang, Malaysia
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Jose posted:flared bases are all well and good until you do what prolapse goon did and self fist while you have a butt plug in "capacious sigmoid" indeed
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I've tweeted about bagels 6 times since yesterday, shalom.
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Venomous posted:Pork scratchings are the second worst crisp after Quavers Pork scratchings are very bad, but you'll be retracting your untrue slander about Quavers or it's going to have to be the car park
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gently caress the poppy imho
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sinky posted:*creates something that makes socialists look awesome* Hahah how could anyone watch that and think it works as an insult? Socialists lining up and shouting “ooh do me next!”
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jabby posted:Thought this was a weird way to make a point about GP numbers, then realised this is a genuine, unedited Tory attack ad that Jezza has lifted wholesale. I just had to share this amazing response: https://twitter.com/rickyspurs49/status/1193259166745452545 There's no room in our hospitals for all those new doctors and nurses because they're full of immigrants! 
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Maybe the reason the hospitals are full is because there aren't enough doctors to see everyone.
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ThomasPaine posted:gently caress the poppy imho Ratjaculation posted:Just bought one of these to remember are boys on monday "Hey Jews" song lie so bad Try a new one, and it's no better Braggart posted:There's no room in our hospitals for all those new doctors and nurses because they're full of immigrants!
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/10/brexit-minister-backs-johnsons-seemingly-contradictory-northern-ireland-remarksquote:Kwarteng also defended Johnson’s comparison last week of Jeremy Corbyn to Stalin’s treatment of the kulaks, wealthy farmers who were persecuted and in many cases murdered under the Soviet dictator. Jesus loving Christ, how very big of him to say so.
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Also who goes to hospital and thinks "all these immigrants using it" rather than "gently caress me that's a lot of old white people"
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Ratjaculation posted:I've tweeted about bagels 6 times since yesterday, shalom. https://twitter.com/KlezmerRouge/status/1193508528104849408?s=19 https://twitter.com/KlezmerRouge/status/1193508190807363584?s=19
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"We hired all these extra doctors, thousands of them. And nurses too! But when they got to the hospital, there were so many slavs squatting at the entrance that they couldn't even get into the building!"
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jeremy corbyn cramming all 40,000 nurses into one hospital
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Sitting in the royal free hospital I can confirm that the nurse rota is understaffed and the majority of people taking up beds are in fact 65+ white gammon British racist cunts who are so self entitled that they pull their cannula lines out deliberately at 3am to try and get a single occupancy room. No doubt Tory voters too so gently caress em, let em bleed out I say They even turn a majority of the ward showers off over the weekend, that’s the loving state it’s in. Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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With Maine becoming the 10th state to affirm the Right to Die, it's things like this that remind me that our oval office government has no problem accelerating the deaths of a quarter of a million people, but the minute that an individual terminally ill person wishes to end their life they pull out all the stops to ensure that they can't without undertaking a risky, expensive, and painful journey. They really are just pro suffering.
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