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Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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Nov 13, 2019 01:22
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Grand Moff Tokin'
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Nov 13, 2019 01:27
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Hash Solo
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Nov 13, 2019 02:08
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Kit Spliffto B'omarr Funk Puff Puff Bossk Herbaceous Lung Bib Fortwenta
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Nov 13, 2019 03:22
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Spliff Palpatine Juul-pod Racing
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Nov 13, 2019 03:30
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Admiral Crackbar OP-1-O1D Krayt the Magic Dragon
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Nov 13, 2019 03:45
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Smokeuss Bongar IG-420 Chiba Fett
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Nov 13, 2019 04:01
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Speaking of Laura Dern, I just saw the new Noah Baumbach movie tonight, Marriage Story. She's in it, she's very good at being a competent manipulator with a pleasant exterior, she's great and I'm glad she's in new stuff
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Nov 13, 2019 06:41
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Also Adam Drivers in it, acting up a storm being real good at what he does
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Nov 13, 2019 06:47
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Saw "The Mandalorian" or "Tales of not quite Boba Fett", and it was good. They quite literally crammed every possible piece of previous SW set dressing into the show, but it was good. The highlight was listening to Werner Herzog talk, and watching (not IG-88) act stupid and kick rear end. Also every Mandalorian is apparently a bounty hunter.
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Nov 13, 2019 07:27
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Blistex posted:Also every Mandalorian is apparently a bounty hunter. Seems like a good profession for a culture of refugee militaristic assholes. Though I guess thats probably gonna get retconned or whatever
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Nov 13, 2019 07:54
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The version of Star Wars up for streaming on Disney+ has the Greedo scene revised AGAIN. https://slate.com/culture/2019/11/star-wars-greedo-han-shot-first-edited-again-maclunkey.html Honestly this one's an improvement over the past few edits. Assuming "maclunky!" means something like "die, rear end in a top hat!" it finally makes sense why Han and Greedo would then attempt to shoot each other simultaneously. It only took them 22 years and 3 separate attempts but they finally got it to be coherent. Time amd effort well spent, right guys?
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Nov 13, 2019 07:56
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That is the funniest poo poo ever. George Lucas rules
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Nov 13, 2019 08:30
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I never really understood the prequels until Lucas built low income housing in Marin. Dude is a masterclass troll. He really is just doing it for the lulz and I have to respect that.
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Nov 13, 2019 08:32
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Shbobdb posted:Do you think "romanticize" means people wa t to be romantic with them? it's easy to romanticize a tragically manic life that also happens to come with a coke nail but it's hard to romanticize a life of barhopping, planecrashing, and punching out anyone with a camcorder who walks into your line of sight
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Nov 13, 2019 12:03
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Blistex posted:Saw "The Mandalorian" or "Tales of not quite Boba Fett", and it was good. They quite literally crammed every possible piece of previous SW set dressing into the show, but it was good. The highlight was listening to Werner Herzog talk, and watching (not IG-88) act stupid and kick rear end. You forgot the blacksmith already? My main issue was the Carbonite prisoners, i guess it caught on like gangbusters after han survived.
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Nov 13, 2019 12:44
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Toughy posted:You forgot the blacksmith already? I guess it makes a bit more sense that they're doing Carbonite freezing of people after the OT, I originally thought this was going to be before the OT and be about Bubba Fett, and Carbonite freezing then would just be stupid and pandering as they actually make a point of it in Empire that it's an industrial process (I think for freezing, storing and transporting that gas that Lando is mining) and absolutely not meant for humans.
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Nov 13, 2019 12:52
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 but the issue in Empire was that the facilities on Bespin were crude industrial ones not purpose built for freezing people, not that the process itself was in question.It could be that carbon freezing folks was always one of the industry standards and after a legendary hunter scored a famous double bounty that decorated a notorious crime boss' palace with the process it took off even more with any hunter worth his guild liscence springing for a carbonite chamber in their ship. 
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Nov 13, 2019 13:03
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I always took it as a mix of those things. Like, being frozen in carbonite was NEVER ideal for any living thing AND that the way they were going to do it on Bespin was gonna suck hard core for Solo. Like it was a 2 for 1 combo of "Welp this probably might kill you or make you retarded or something idk" to be honest I never really thought they NEEDED to do that to him. I mean, yea he was an escape prone jack-rear end but really once they got the cuffs on him, what's he going to do? And also he's not even that much of a trophy. Who outside of the cluster is gonna know some slack jawed yocal driving taxi service for an old man and his boy toy on a beat up station wagon?
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Nov 13, 2019 13:50
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Big Beef City posted:I always took it as a mix of those things. Like, being frozen in carbonite was NEVER ideal for any living thing AND that the way they were going to do it on Bespin was gonna suck hard core for Solo. Like it was a 2 for 1 combo of "Welp this probably might kill you or make you retarded or something idk" to be honest I never really thought they NEEDED to do that to him. I mean, yea he was an escape prone jack-rear end but really once they got the cuffs on him, what's he going to do? And also he's not even that much of a trophy. Who outside of the cluster is gonna know some slack jawed yocal driving taxi service for an old man and his boy toy on a beat up station wagon? IIRC they specifically only did it to Solo in order to test the process, because Vader wanted to freeze Luke to take him alive to the Emperor, but he wanted to make sure it was at least somewhat safe before he tried it out on Luke. Boba Fett specifically protests this as he wants Solo alive and this risks killing him, making him worthless to him. e: It even makes a bit more sense to do it on Luke. Being a somewhat trained Jedi in Empire he can do stuff like mind control people and move poo poo with his mind. Not ideal for a prisoner. Randarkman fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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Nov 13, 2019 13:57
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My impression was that it was like waterboarding, a hosed up thing you could do to a prisoner. IIRC the person in Carbonite is awake and aware.
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Nov 13, 2019 14:12
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I saw the mandalorian and the robot was cool If a baby Yoda is 50 years old does that mean when 900 years old they reach they're basically 18? John Wick of Dogs fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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Nov 13, 2019 14:27
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I saw the mandalorian and the robot was cool
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Nov 13, 2019 15:35
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Blistex posted:Also every Mandalorian is apparently a bounty hunter. lol Disney dumpstered the EU then diligently began recreating every bit of it in the same spirit.
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Nov 13, 2019 15:52
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:The version of Star Wars up for streaming on Disney+ has the Greedo scene revised AGAIN. Still have no clue why it was ever changed because Han Solo early on in the movie is absolutely a loving rear end in a top hat who would immediately shoot a fellow notorious space trafficker dude who he's obviously on very poor terms with... and changing that totally blows up Han's growth from morally ambiguous dickhead who cares only about himself to hero of the Rebellion. Plus the original script literally says Han shot Greedo so uh George Lucas is a crazy goddamn idiot as usual.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:04
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Nov 13, 2019 16:07
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Besides which I'm pretty sure in most places on Eath murking a guy with a gun on you saying basically "I'm going to shoot you in the face riiigght abou-" is self defense.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:15
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Owlbear Camus posted:Besides which I'm pretty sure in most places on Eath murking a guy with a gun on you saying basically "I'm going to shoot you in the face riiigght abou-" is self defense. True but tatooine’s legal system operates on the “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!” definition of what constitutes assault and self defense.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:25
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I don't think those sand people even have a court 
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Nov 13, 2019 16:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:I don't think those sand people even have a court i bet that's an ugly slur invented by moisture colonizers and they have a weird hooting noise that's the actual name of their kind
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Nov 13, 2019 16:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:I don't think those sand people even have a court mods? MODS?
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Nov 13, 2019 16:44
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Colonel Cancer posted:I don't think those sand people even have a court Wow I can't believe you would smear the name of proud, virtuous Tusken Raiders
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Nov 13, 2019 16:47
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That's just a sports team and an awful stereotype. Less than 20% of indigenous sand people raid or have tusks.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:57
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Chomp8645 posted:lol Disney dumpstered the EU then diligently began recreating every bit of it in the same spirit. The first episode has two Mandalorians and one of them is not a bounty Hunter
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Nov 13, 2019 16:59
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John Wick of Dogs posted:The first episode has two Mandalorians and one of them is not a bounty Hunter Maybe armor smithing is her noncombat specialization she took because the dungeon master said she had to have a little depth couldn't just keep taking weapon proficiencies for her bounty hunter character
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Nov 13, 2019 17:05
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nic nolte as the same kind of little monster that played keepaway with c3po's head was great. "i have spoken" is a baller way to end a conversation with authority
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