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snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

quote:

Am I a weakling for crying after being spanked playfully too hard?

My boyfriend and I usually play around with friendly to fairly hard taps. We�re very comfortable with each other and have been together for a while. Today was no different, and right when I was least expecting it he slapped - pretty hard.

I don�t understand why I reacted the way I did. I tears started to spill, and I immediately walked away. It was an instant reaction. I knew logically there was nothing wrong, and I could figure out why i was crying; I figured maybe it was a fear reaction. When i get scared or frustrated, i cry easily, and I told him that.

Now he feels awful because he thinks that I�m scared of him. I feel awful because we have a very close relationship and he doesn�t believe me when I tell him I�m not scared of him. Am I just a weakling who can�t process what�s going on properly? Is this reaction normal?

Edit: Thank you guys for all of the positive responses! When I made this I had felt like I�d done something wrong, now I�m excited to try again! Thanks for taking the time to help

afraid to ask is full of weirdos asking weird poo poo because apparently their brains dont work. maybe these are better in the reddit thread instead of the relationship thread but theres some absolute morons who dont know how poo poo works

# ? Nov 13, 2019 21:41

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 19:27

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

My penis points sky high during erection and I can't bend it down completely. Do I need to worry?

quote:

From what I've seen, all the guys in porn seem to have very "loose" dicks that just hang down their leg, and bend around quite a bit. Mine on the other hand is very "stiff" and usually rock solid, and I can't bend it downwards very much. The lowest it gets is to a perpendicular angle (90 degrees) to my body.

Is this problematic for sex?

# ? Nov 13, 2019 21:42

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

HOT BREAD! posted:

Threatening divorce bc she "had" to sit by herself at a party for a few hours, wheeww lad. Maybe next time bring a nanny for your wife, I guess?

I think it's safe to say there's a lot more going on in the background of this relationship than that event. at the very least it's obvious their communication is terrible.

going by his account alone, I'd be inclined to point the finger at her, since apparently she was asked several times how she is doing and never outright said she was having a bad time. the fact that he was asking implies that at least he was trying. maybe the guy could have taken a hint when she said she was whatsapping friends (why even be at the party if you're gonna do that), but it seems dumb to passive aggressively insinuate you're not having a good time when you are talking to someone you know to be too dense to pick that up. which if she is married, I would hope she would know that about her husband. especially if the guy's had a few in him.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 21:43

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

bamhand posted:

There are those deaf parents that refuse to allow their deaf children to receive hearing aids/implants because their kids need to be just like them.

Cochlear implants and hearing aids aren't magically going to make their kid just like a hearing person.

In cases of deaf children with Deaf, signing parents the kids are not at a risk of language deprivation.

On he other hand there are some Deaf parents that choose the CI implants for their children, but still sign with them and the kids have the full access to signed language.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 21:48

new boot goofin: Jul 23, 2007; like school in july

Mr. Lobe posted:

I think it's safe to say there's a lot more going on in the background of this relationship than that event. at the very least it's obvious their communication is terrible.

going by his account alone, I'd be inclined to point the finger at her, since apparently she was asked several times how she is doing and never outright said she was having a bad time. the fact that he was asking implies that at least he was trying. maybe the guy could have taken a hint when she said she was whatsapping friends (why even be at the party if you're gonna do that), but it seems dumb to passive aggressively insinuate you're not having a good time when you are talking to someone you know to be too dense to pick that up. which if she is married, I would hope she would know that about her husband. especially if the guy's had a few in him.

this is one of those times I'd kill for the other party's perspective!

eta: Definitely agree with everything going on in your post, particularly the part about him checking in: he said he checked in on her every 30 minutes or so. Which is already very generous assuming she's a grown woman, not a child. But yeah above all their communication sucks rear end, big surprise for a married couple amirite /slide whistle

new boot goofin fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Nov 13, 2019

# ? Nov 13, 2019 21:48

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Mr. Lobe posted:

I think it's safe to say there's a lot more going on in the background of this relationship than that event. at the very least it's obvious their communication is terrible.

going by his account alone, I'd be inclined to point the finger at her, since apparently she was asked several times how she is doing and never outright said she was having a bad time. the fact that he was asking implies that at least he was trying. maybe the guy could have taken a hint when she said she was whatsapping friends (why even be at the party if you're gonna do that), but it seems dumb to passive aggressively insinuate you're not having a good time when you are talking to someone you know to be too dense to pick that up. which if she is married, I would hope she would know that about her husband. especially if the guy's had a few in him.

My ex used to pull this poo poo all the time. Unless there's some major context we're missing, it's a bullshit move likely a control thing.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 21:52

Flip Yr Wig: Feb 21, 2007; Oh please do go on; Fun Shoe

DemoneeHo posted:

My penis points sky high during erection and I can't bend it down completely. Do I need to worry?

You find new and strange ways that porn breaks our brains every day.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:00

i vomit kittens: Apr 25, 2019

[Update] My penis got struck by lightning

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:06

new boot goofin: Jul 23, 2007; like school in july

AITA for drinking straight out of my milk bottle that I keep in the work fridge?

quote:

I keep a gallon bottle of milk in the work fridge (in the coffee room) because I like to have a morning glass of milk rather than coffee. Yeah it's a little weird but it's what I like.

I put my initials on the side with sharpie to mark it as my own.

Sometimes I'll just be in the break room microwaving something or cleaning dishes and I'll take a drink of my milk from the bottle. Never thought twice about it since it's my own.

Then one day I was in the break room with a couple of my coworkers and I did this, and they all were like "eww wtf, did you seriously just drink straight from the milk" and I went "sure I did, what's the big deal" and it came out that everyone was treating that as communal milk for coffee.

Apparently because my initials could also initial the company (Something along the lines of how M.S. could mean Megan Smith or Microsoft) and how nobody figured someone would need a whole gallon of milk at work people figured it was shared.

I was like "Whoops, I'll label my bottles better" and felt kind of embarrassed about it all.

Over the next couple days, one of my coworkers apologised to me for having used my milk but three were grossed out that I didn't make it clearer it was my own, and then drank right from the bottle everyone was using for coffee.

AITA for this?

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:08

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

HOT BREAD! posted:

AITA for drinking straight out of my milk bottle that I keep in the work fridge?

Nobody is ever gonna gently caress with their lunch again, that�s for sure.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:11

pooch516: Mar 10, 2010

HOT BREAD! posted:

AITA for drinking straight out of my milk bottle that I keep in the work fridge?

You're a weirdo who works with a bunch of assholes.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:11

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

HOT BREAD! posted:

AITA for drinking straight out of my milk bottle that I keep in the work fridge?

She's really weird but her co-workers are incredible assholes who used someone else's milk without asking????

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:13

new boot goofin: Jul 23, 2007; like school in july

there's something so very Midwestern about that story

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:15

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

She's really weird but her co-workers are incredible assholes who used someone else's milk without asking????

To their credit, it was labelled in a way that could have meant the company was paying for it.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:16

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

To their credit, it was labelled in a way that could have meant the company was paying for it.

I've never worked at a place that labels the communal company food, though. The only thing I can think of is that it's one of those WorkBar/WeWork style places where multiple companies would share the same infrastructure.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:18

Anne Whateley: Feb 11, 2007; i like nice words

I would figure it was labeled by the company that handles the delivery of milk, coffee, sugars, etc. to offices.

We actually have one of those, though

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:22

Flip Yr Wig: Feb 21, 2007; Oh please do go on; Fun Shoe

Also, who drinks so much milk that that they would get through a carton, on their own, on company time? It seems more reasonable that it was for the office, to me.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:23

new boot goofin: Jul 23, 2007; like school in july

I think they're all goddamn dirty milk stealing liars and thought they could get away with it because it was a full gallon and "it's just a little, they won't notice", and now they're all grossed out because they rolled the dice on mystery milk, hahaha

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:23

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Those fuckers should be put into the stockade and pelted with month old milk curds if they like stealing milk that much, pieces of poo poo.

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Also, who drinks so much milk that that they would get through a carton, on their own, on company time? It seems more reasonable that it was for the office, to me.

People who want strong bones.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:25

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Also, who drinks so much milk that that they would get through a carton, on their own, on company time? It seems more reasonable that it was for the office, to me.

Me. Is drinking straight milk very often really that rare? It's kinda the default beverage in my mind.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:25

new boot goofin: Jul 23, 2007; like school in july

I was literally having a glass of milk with my lunch when I saw that story and had to post, thought it was kismet

I don't think having a glass of milk as an adult every so often is weird, especially for breakfast. but again, Midwesterner, so. ymmv

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:28

Flip Yr Wig: Feb 21, 2007; Oh please do go on; Fun Shoe

I didn't know we had so many people posting from the central Asian steppe here.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:30

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

I hate milk thieves. When they die I will not honor them by leaving offerings at their grave site and I will not raise a glass in remembrance of them. gently caress them.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:31

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

DemoneeHo posted:

My penis points sky high during erection and I can't bend it down completely. Do I need to worry?

I've got good news and better news, kiddo. The good news is that your penis has gaydar.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:32

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

HOT BREAD! posted:

I was literally having a glass of milk with my lunch when I saw that story and had to post, thought it was kismet

I don't think having a glass of milk as an adult every so often is weird, especially for breakfast. but again, Midwesterner, so. ymmv

I haven't seen someone have a glass of milk in years and I hadnt realized it until just now.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:32

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Neito posted:

Me. Is drinking straight milk very often really that rare? It's kinda the default beverage in my mind.

I like drinking straight milk, but I limit it to when I have indigestion or a plate of cookies.

I would def feel a little weird taking a gallon of milk to work for my sole consumption, but LOL at those assholes mooching her backwash for their coffee.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:34

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Nothing wrong with drinking milk on its own, but what kind of uncivilized maniac drinks straight from the carton?!

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:36

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Cacator posted:

Nothing wrong with drinking milk on its own, but what kind of uncivilized maniac drinks straight from the carton?!

Are you saying you've never chugged orange juice out of the carton? You're missing out.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:38

new boot goofin: Jul 23, 2007; like school in july

I just grew up drinking milk, like my dad was raised by Iowans so they had a glass of milk every night with dinner, and as a kid that's what I got used to. of course as an adult I don't have it nearly as much but as a teenager I could probably crush a gallon a week by myself, easily. Now it's just occasionally like with breakfast or if I'm having a really savory meal or something like that. oh! and chocolate cake mmmm

Cacator posted:

Nothing wrong with drinking milk on its own, but what kind of uncivilized maniac drinks straight from the carton?!

I was assuming it was because OP didn't feel like washing a cup, lol

here's a story that is not about milk:

AITA for a joke I made about how weirdly close my colleague seemed with his adult daughter?

quote:

I work in a rather nice office, so some of the higher ups make very good money. This colleague does not work in my department, so he is not my boss, but he is definitely much higher up than I am.

We were recently seated at the same table for a work related dinner event in which families were invited. He brought his wife and his adult daughter and son, and I brought my husband. I have occasionally met his daughter a few times when she was a teenager, and she always struck me as a big daddy's girl. Now she is 21, and since she was seated next to her father all night, I got a glimpse at how weirdly affectionate they are together.

They would giggle and take goofy selfies, she would give him repeated kisses on the cheek and would tease him about it leaving a lipstick mark, she would link arms with him and snuggle into his neck, they held hands, and they shared a single dessert and ate off each other's plates. And she had no issues with finishing multiple glasses of wine in front of him. It was so weird, the whole night. The whole family was there but it was like the two of them were sharing every inside joke, just them. I could understand if she was a little kid, but she's an actual adult.

As we were leaving a couple of us from our table were having a smoke and I joked "Do you think [colleague] is going to bed with his daughter or his wife tonight?" When they gave me a weird look like they didn't get it, I said that there was clearly something weird there but they told me to drop it.

Back in the office a couple people have chastised me for starting "malicious rumours", but it really was just a joke. I am now worried this gossip will reach him, and since he is well-respected and well-liked, people will side with him. I know my joke may have been a bit off colour, but was it really that bad?

AITA?

boy you sure saved that from being an awkward situation, that would have been terrible!

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:39

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

DemoneeHo posted:

My penis points sky high during erection and I can't bend it down completely. Do I need to worry?

My non shrimpy youngman

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:41

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

HOT BREAD! posted:

AITA for a joke I made about how weirdly close my colleague seemed with his adult daughter?

The President expects to see your resignation on his desk in the morning.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:45

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

HOT BREAD! posted:

AITA for a joke I made about how weirdly close my colleague seemed with his adult daughter?

quote:

And she had no issues with finishing multiple glasses of wine in front of him.

A shocking and unforgivable breech in etiquette that shows she's been possessed. Petition for her execution and then :sever:

from this demonic and nefarious company.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:45

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

HOT BREAD! posted:

AITA for a joke I made about how weirdly close my colleague seemed with his adult daughter?

It's so weird that my light, silly joke about a coworker having a daughterwife was taken in such a dark manner.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:45

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Wait, the daughter finished wine in front of him? Clearly they're incestual, my porn addled mind surmises.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:47

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Minus the wine, a lot of that seems pretty ripe for wise cracking but he apparently chose the audience poorly.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:48

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Minus the wine, a lot of that seems pretty ripe for wise cracking but he apparently chose the audience poorly.

She.

No, it's never a good time to make incest jokes unless she was at dinner with Trump and Ivanka.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:49

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

HOT BREAD! posted:

I just grew up drinking milk, like my dad was raised by Iowans so they had a glass of milk every night with dinner, and as a kid that's what I got used to. of course as an adult I don't have it nearly as much but as a teenager I could probably crush a gallon a week by myself, easily. Now it's just occasionally like with breakfast or if I'm having a really savory meal or something like that. oh! and chocolate cake mmmm

I was assuming it was because OP didn't feel like washing a cup, lol

here's a story that is not about milk:

AITA for a joke I made about how weirdly close my colleague seemed with his adult daughter?

boy you sure saved that from being an awkward situation, that would have been terrible!

lmao word's already gone out in her office and she's bothering Reddit over whether this was inappropriate

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:50

epenthesis: Jan 12, 2008; I'M TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN!

DemoneeHo posted:

My penis points sky high during erection and I can't bend it down completely. Do I need to worry?

From what I've seen, all the guys in porn seem to have very "loose" dicks that just hang down their leg, and bend around quite a bit.

Dude stumbled onto the works of Lovecraft while searching for porn; easy mistake.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:50

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Leon Einstein posted:

She.

No, it's never a good time to make incest jokes unless she was at dinner with Trump and Ivanka.

It seems pretty on par, honestly.

Does the she part matter? I realize you're a pedant.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:51

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 19:27

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

It seems pretty on par, honestly.

Does the she part matter? I realize you're a pedant.

It means you're not reading the posts you're repsonding to, and most likely the reason you think that sort of comment is par for the course.

I mean, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 22:54

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