Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Bip Roberts posted:

Imagine a scenario where you got paid millions and millions of dollars but also not to play enough games to render you a permanent invalid for your 30s til death.

Yeah you're welcome Matt :mad:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


gaj70 posted:

4) the Lions are built for a completely different style of quarterback

yeah that sure aint jeff driskel tho

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Ryan pace screaming GET ME BLAINE GABBERT

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Bip Roberts posted:

Imagine a scenario where you got paid millions and millions of dollars but also not to play enough games to render you a permanent invalid for your 30s til death.

All that AND he gets to have sex.

I wonder what that's like. :(

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The best bears quarterback of my lifetime was josh mccown for 8 games

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




R.D. Mangles posted:

The best bears quarterback of my lifetime was josh mccown for 8 games

Okay, boomer.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

All these college QBs going to show up for pre-draft interviews with Pace in a 93 Saturn.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Niwrad posted:

All these college QBs going to show up for pre-draft interviews with Pace in a 93 Saturn.

Seriously, if your an agent how do you not buy some rusted to hell toyota and have your client drive around in it to all the pre draft stuff?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
A QB showing up in a shitbox car would piss me the gently caress off.

Shows bad judgement and lack of care about their safety and bad choice in agent, who wouldn't front them the money to make them look good.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Its amazing the brain poisoning coaching staffs get over trying to get every bit of info to separate prospects. I guarantee there was a 33/33/33 split between coaches thinking Good/Bad/Who cares over the junker.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Hot Diggity! posted:

Shaheen, Floyd, White (okay that's not terribly his fault), betting the house on Trubisky because you can get Mack is pretty bad...

Floyd is an underrated bust because the Bears traded up for him too. I mean he isn't bad, but he's not close to the value of the 9th pick + high 4th rounder.

Tunsil was on the board and they needed a tackle. Didn't even need to trade up to get him.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



To my Bears Bros:

What the hell happened to Roquan Smith?

He looked like a really good LB his first year.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

OxySnake posted:

To my Bears Bros:

What the hell happened to Roquan Smith?

He looked like a really good LB his first year.

He was very good until the mysterious personal issue that sidelined him, then was bad for a few games, but yesterday looked really good. (E - and when I say "was bad" I mean mental mistakes, blown assignments, hesitation to fill running lanes. all mental stuff, physically he's been fine)

Nobody on the defense really stands out this year because of how bad the offense has been, the turnovers aren't there compared to last year, and the Bears have been way down in time of possession compared to last year (see point #1)

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

OxySnake posted:

To my Bears Bros:

What the hell happened to Roquan Smith?

He looked like a really good LB his first year.

Probably the same thing that happened to Eddie Jackson and Kyle Fuller. They lost Fangio who was terrific at developing talent and putting players in the best spots to succeed.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Blotto Skorzany posted:

matt flynn made tens of millions of dollars and goes home every night to bang his literal beauty queen wife. he is more successful than anyone on this forum ever has been or ever will be

Darkpriest or whatever his name was has a legit argument on this although his wife killing herself due to bullying is terrible

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


mastershakeman posted:

Darkpriest or whatever his name was has a legit argument on this although his wife killing herself due to bullying is terrible

What

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

His wife was august Ames, she got bullied to death. He had a few threads about how he got into directing in that industry including some pov videos

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

mastershakeman posted:

His wife was august Ames, she got bullied to death. He had a few threads about how he got into directing in that industry including some pov videos

darkpriest had multiple wives kill themselves and it's p obvious there was a lot left unsaid by him and taken on faith by goons about his role in that. also she wasn't "bullied". she got called out on social media for saying she wouldn't gently caress a black dude.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

jit bull transpile posted:

darkpriest had multiple wives kill themselves and it's p obvious there was a lot left unsaid by him and taken on faith by goons about his role in that. also she wasn't "bullied". she got called out on social media for saying she wouldn't gently caress a black dude.

She got called out for saying she didn't want to do scenes with guys who had done gay porn. And he had an ex girlfriend that died of an overdose.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Jesus, goons.

jit bull transpile posted:

also she wasn't "bullied". she got called out on social media for saying she wouldn't gently caress a black dude.

Wrong.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

She got called out for saying she didn't want to do scenes with guys who had done gay porn.

This. Because in the mainstream hetero porn industry, performers get tested every month. But in gay porn, it's all condom, no testing. So there's no accounting for what a gay performer may be contracting off-camera, in his personal life. Which is why she didn't want to subject herself to that risk.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

JFC you weirdos.


Niwrad posted:

All these college QBs going to show up for pre-draft interviews with Pace in a 93 Saturn.

Gentle reminder Bears dont have a first round pick next year which means they are out of the QB lottery. Far more likely next year they end up trying out Tannehill or equivalent QB.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

adaz posted:




Gentle reminder Bears dont have a first round pick next year which means they are out of the QB lottery. Far more likely next year they end up trying out Tannehill or equivalent QB.

Their only hope is tua falls to the second and they let Mitch play out his last cheap year while tua rehabs

I don't know why pace should be allowed to make that pick though , he's so loving bad at doing anything besides finding late round defensive players

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


jit bull transpile posted:

darkpriest had multiple wives kill themselves and it's p obvious there was a lot left unsaid by him and taken on faith by goons about his role in that. also she wasn't "bullied". she got called out on social media for saying she wouldn't gently caress a black dude.

lol this is exactly the sort of behavior that did her in

smh

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Jesus, goons.


Wrong.


This. Because in the mainstream hetero porn industry, performers get tested every month. But in gay porn, it's all condom, no testing. So there's no accounting for what a gay performer may be contracting off-camera, in his personal life. Which is why she didn't want to subject herself to that risk.

Which is funny as he would have been tested in the straight porn hypothetical, so really it was a lame excuse

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

mastershakeman posted:

Darkpriest or whatever his name was has a legit argument on this although his wife killing herself due to bullying is terrible

Lol at thinking this weirdo had a good life.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
What does any of this have to do with the NFCN

KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer
Uh...Viking’s sex boat, maybe?

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



CharlestheHammer posted:

Which is funny as he would have been tested in the straight porn hypothetical, so really it was a lame excuse

I've heard it's usually an unspoken clause that many female pornstars wont work with male partners that are doing gay porn.

They just usually arent as vocal about it, and unfortunately the backlash was the last straw.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Hot Diggity! posted:

What does any of this have to do with the NFCN

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I refuse to run through the Okra patch with anyone who has performed at GB related functions.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
December 2nd, 2019 is when kirk cousins turns back into a pumpkin

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

mastershakeman posted:

Their only hope is tua falls to the second and they let Mitch play out his last cheap year while tua rehabs

I don't know why pace should be allowed to make that pick though , he's so loving bad at doing anything besides finding late round defensive players

They can't bring Mitch back as a starter. He doesn't belong in the league. They're going to have to draft someone later and try to get a year out of someone like Tannehill, Mariota, or Winston.

Bears other problem is their line is dogshit and they don't have money to upgrade it.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Dubious posted:

December 2nd, 2019 is when kirk cousins turns back into a pumpkin

Maybe

Slothass
Mar 6, 2004
So who are the likely free agent QBs this offseason?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Slothass posted:

So who are the likely free agent QBs this offseason?

Mitch Trubisky
Tom Brady

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Yes Bears need to sign Kaep to right all the injustice in the world and so that the nation can finally heal.

Also: Jeff Driskel is not that bad.

Also also:
https://twitter.com/juhkipp/status/1196480158703570944?s=21

Styles Bitchley fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Nov 19, 2019

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





So that means if the Raiders kept Mack they'd have 50 sacks, and the Bears would have zero, right?

Is that how sports stats work?









i'm joking

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

this is a bit facetious when we know the bears' other pass rusher was killed, kipp

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Styles Bitchley posted:

Yes Bears need to sign Kaep to right all the injustice in the world and so that the nation can finally heal.

Also: Jeff Driskel is not that bad.

Also also:
https://twitter.com/juhkipp/status/1196480158703570944?s=21

Oakland has the 29th ranked defense while the Bears are 4th.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



https://twitter.com/NickOlsonNFL/status/1197171758475960320?s=09

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply