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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


Trump will order them to put Fox News back on

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
a.lo did u get the 3 doors down inaugural coin???

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

a.lo posted:

i have a donald trump potus 45 commemorative pin, how about you?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruc1jTK2H_s

s e s h

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Nichael posted:

Volunteer for Jess for a gangtag!




I'm assuming this will just entail calling random numbers and yelling "gently caress coons. Trufnnppppppppp!!!!!" and hanging up, over and over?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Rah! posted:

that reminds me

a few years ago the city of SF cleared out some homeless people that were living inside a freeway overpass

nut under it, in it

like, there was a hollowed out space under the roadway and they were living in it lol

there was a guy like that living inside the strut of a drawbridge who found a way to hook up a tv to the power supply and basically just held onto the tv in the corner every time the bridge lifted. think that was in sf too actually

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

weird flex but okay

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

an overcast winter day where i never get direct sunlight is hosed

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Juicero, but for the homeless

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

oh your that person on the other side lol i was wondering

Willzilla
Aug 16, 2006

Rawr
learned a crazy baby soothing technique I’m calling extreme shushing. you get right up in his lil baby face and go SHHHHHHHHHHH loud as gently caress until you need to breathe and he chills out. feels mean but it works

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Bulgakov posted:

an overcast winter day where i never get direct sunlight is hosed

it's like a day in solitary confinement

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

J. P. Beagley posted:

Trump will order them to put Fox News back on

yeah im waiting for the tweet

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bulgakov posted:

an overcast winter day where i never get direct sunlight is hosed

Enjoy your SAD lmao

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Intel&Sebastian posted:

a shoota matata

lol

Willzilla
Aug 16, 2006

Rawr
it gives me enough time to post before I have to shush again

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

DryGoods posted:

could you please stop assaulting my psyche. i'm about to shatter into a million pieces

Is it your last resort?

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


The economy is too strong I am frightened by it. Its rippling abs and protruding pectoral muscles terrify me

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mayor Dave posted:

Juicero, but for the homeless

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





see you in fart

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Elephanthead posted:

Is it your last resort?

your post flies through me, shattering me like a cheap mirror

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Poniard posted:

Al! go paint a picture of my alcoholism induced poo poo

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

babies love to pick fruit

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
digusting numbers of never schnorkers here in c-spam

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol I wonder how much money was spent to make this thing that can be destroyed with one sweep of basically any small arms fire on the planet

clearly the solution is to miniaturize it and put it on a squirrel suit

then you can slam into mountains 5 times as fast

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Durf posted:

clearly the solution is to miniaturize it and put it on a squirrel suit

then you can slam into mountains 5 times as fast

actually this is already in development for snoos rat army

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

even he's wearing like multiple collars here

:sloppy: steve

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
PENCE

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

just gettin this off my chest please ignore thank u

eric gumpt

andrew gumliani

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Mayor Dave posted:

Enjoy your SAD lmao

Working hard, thank you!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Lastgirl posted:

just gettin this off my chest please ignore thank u

eric gumpt

andrew gumliani

TGUMPT

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

even he's wearing like multiple collars here

:sloppy: steve

would you rather smell steve's innermost shirt or trump's dookie trousers

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bulgakov posted:

oh your that person on the other side lol i was wondering

I'm at the safeway which Ben and Jerry's did you want?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i love all my pudgy white billionaire failsons equally

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

would you rather smell steve's innermost shirt or trump's dookie trousers

id rather die

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Willzilla posted:

learned a crazy baby soothing technique I’m calling extreme shushing. you get right up in his lil baby face and go SHHHHHHHHHHH loud as gently caress until you need to breathe and he chills out. feels mean but it works

wow and no long term developmental consequences from making "loud as gently caress noises" directly in their face huh?? pretty cool tip thank u

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017





we must respect our superiors who have clearly earned their place

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