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To be fair, that was quite a bit more than a finger. Snype edit: beanieson posted:Christ what an rear end in a top hat
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Mr. Sunshine posted:What kind of American puritan cornflakes eating nonsense is this washcloth/loofah bullshit? If you're too prudish to finger your own rear end in a top hat, you're too prudish to finger someone else's rear end in a top hat, and that ain't no way to live your life. Fingers can't scrub filth off as efficiently or as good as scratchy cloth but okay go off about fingering buttholes. You do you.
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At least buy me dinner first
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Mr. Sunshine posted:What kind of American puritan cornflakes eating nonsense is this washcloth/loofah bullshit? If you're too prudish to finger your own rear end in a top hat, you're too prudish to finger someone else's rear end in a top hat, and that ain't no way to live your life. I thought you most of all weren't supposed to go in there.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:At least buy me dinner first No. Butt stuff first, then dinner. It's 2019, for crying out loud.
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Nov 26, 2019 01:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:No. Butt stuff first, then dinner. It's 2019, for crying out loud. A hole new meaning to "rear end to mouth".
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Nov 26, 2019 01:12
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The thought of using a piece of cloth to clean my rear end in a top hat and then using it again for any other body part before washing it is very haram
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Nov 26, 2019 01:16
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Lol at any dumb gently caress who doesn’t have an rear end rag
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Son of Rodney posted:The thought of using a piece of cloth to clean my rear end in a top hat and then using it again for any other body part before washing it is very haram Science has developed a solution 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Science has developed a solution So, does she clean both my face and my rear end, or...?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Science has developed a solution Like imagine using a tiny towel instead of toilet paper, just wringing it out after very use, hanging it onto the holder. See ya tiny poo poo stained towel, until I need to clean my dank rear end once again. That's what a loofa is, literally.
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Nov 26, 2019 01:31
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Son of Rodney posted:Like imagine using a tiny towel instead of toilet paper, just wringing it out after very use, hanging it onto the holder. See ya tiny poo poo stained towel, until I need to clean my dank rear end once again. Christ people, how dirty are your assholes? Ya'll need to get right with your meal plans.
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Nov 26, 2019 01:38
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Get baby wipes and a dirty butthole will be a thing of the past.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Get baby wipes and a dirty butthole will be a thing of the past. You’re dirty rear end in a top hat is destroying my kids planet.
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Burt Sexual posted:You’re dirty rear end in a top hat is destroying my kids planet.
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Nov 26, 2019 01:57
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Burt Sexual posted:You’re dirty rear end in a top hat is destroying my kids planet. Maybe, but it's a fair trade off for my butthole smelling like a drat meadow for a few minutes.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Get baby wipes and a dirty butthole will be a thing of the past. Your poison butt is making the toilet too crowded
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You wash your body with the loofah and then have a separate washcloth for the rear end.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You wash your body with the loofah and then have a separate washcloth for the rear end. Wash your arse with your body. Boom! You only need one loofah now.
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Nov 26, 2019 02:52
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Please buy my product dildo soap.
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apatheticman posted:Please buy my product dildo soap. Pfft, talk about diminishing returns.
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apatheticman posted:Please buy my product dildo soap. Solice Kirsk posted:Pfft, talk about diminishing returns.
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apatheticman posted:Please buy my product dildo soap. I get too curious.  https://www.amazon.com/Dick-Soap-Suckion-Penis-Butter/dp/B07BJHWF36 Make sure you note the category its in
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1199139183794835456 slinkimalinki posted:That's quite the hand gesture from the guy behind
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe, but it's a fair trade off for my butthole smelling like a drat meadow for a few minutes. That's on account of all the foliage
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Picnic Princess posted:Fingers can't scrub filth off as efficiently or as good as scratchy cloth but okay go off about fingering buttholes. You do you. You keep telling yourself that
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Son of Rodney posted:The thought of using a piece of cloth to clean my rear end in a top hat and then using it again for any other body part before washing it is very haram Of course you wash it, it's right there in the name: wash cloth!
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Guys, please do not put soap in your butthole. If the only way you feel it's clean is to worm around in there scraping microscopic poo poo particles off your anal wall, then I won't stand in your way, but that's only because I don't want you to accidentally touch me with your lovely finger.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Guys, please do not put soap in your butthole. Hey I have a new concept: Washing your hands. It helps get rid of stuff you don't want that is on your hands. I know it's a new idea for y'all but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
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alexandriao posted:Hey I have a new concept: Washing your hands. It helps get rid of stuff you don't want that is on your hands. I know it's a new idea for y'all but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. You mean 1. Put the bar of soap in my butthole 2. Rub my hands on the soap 3. Rinse hands 4. Remove soap 5. Replace soap 6. Remove soap 7. Replace soap 8. Remove soap 9. Replace soap you know what, I'll be right back
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Just lol if you don't have Enrique lick your rear end clean twice a day
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alexandriao posted:Hey I have a new concept: Washing your hands. It helps get rid of stuff you don't want that is on your hands. I know it's a new idea for y'all but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Aha. So I have to buy yet another wash cloth, right? Nice try.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:You mean Do u not understand that the soap is a surfactant so it stops things sticking to other things, and the water will wash your sins away. In other words it's very unlikely that dirt will manage to stick itself on a bar that's literally made of chemicals to stop things sticking to other things, unless you push it so hard onto your rear end that the poop gets embedded in the bar. Also if you're putting the soap physically in your butthole please see a doctor.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:What kind of American puritan cornflakes eating nonsense is this washcloth/loofah bullshit? If you're too prudish to finger your own rear end in a top hat, you're too prudish to finger someone else's rear end in a top hat, and that ain't no way to live your life. Sorry sir, but while you can use the rest of the gym's facilities we will have to revoke your shower privileges if we receive more complaints.
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alexandriao posted:Do u not understand that the soap is a surfactant so it stops things sticking to other things, and the water will wash your sins away. Are you asking if I have a solid grasp on physics based on my post? Because I do, you need a solid grasp as the soap becomes slippery with mucosa and, uh, soap.
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alexandriao posted:Do u not understand that the soap is a surfactant so it stops things sticking to other things, and the water will wash your sins away. This is the opposite of how soap works. It is a surfactant, but what that actually means is it makes the water worse at sticking to itself. It still sticks to other things, like dirt, which lets the dirt be carried away by more water.
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Have you philistines never heard of stainless steel soap?
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Just lol if you don't have Enrique lick your rear end clean twice a day
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Paladinus posted:Have you philistines never heard of stainless steel soap? Works great with a stainless steel loofah.
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