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Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

CoolCab posted:

I can't believe there are other people who like due south. if you like the songs used in later seasons and of course the finale that's Stan Rogers and he comes highly recommended

Resurrecting this from the previous page because I cannot agree more

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

As long as the high fantasy has British accents and not degenerate American ones I am fine with it being schlocky. :colbert:
I'm tired of these being the only choices, there's a whole bunch of accents that are neither that would be fine for high fantasy, provided that we let go of our preconceptions that 'high fantasy = Middle Ages Europe' and 'Middle Ages Europe = 20th century Southern English accents'.

Jedit posted:

Yeah, found it. Unfortunately the imgur app is loving poo poo and I can't get share links for anything I post.
You can upload directly to imgur through the Awful App.

feedmegin posted:

Double Socialism
Best ice cream.

e: ^^ I thought he was cancelled for advocating working in environmentally damaging industries :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMfwxWA14zo

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

this just in: forests contain many trees. about 87 billion of them grow in Sweden

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Zalakwe posted:

The BBC's stuff for kids is really, really awesome. Possibly the only awesome thing for kids on TV although I've heard Storybots on Netflix is good. Please don't take it away tyvm.

Storybots is excellent.

Our very limited four-year-old TV exposure is pretty much just Storybots, Hey Duggee, Daniel Tiger, and classic episodes of Magic Schoolbus and Moomins.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Also, about 380 million are planted here every year. numbers are from industry sources but these wouldn't be particularly contentious

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

I'm tired of these being the only choices, there's a whole bunch of accents that are neither that would be fine for high fantasy, provided that we let go of our preconceptions that 'high fantasy = Middle Ages Europe' and 'Middle Ages Europe = 20th century Southern English accents'.

The English version of Vikingane, Norsemen, was good for this. They recorded it both in Norwegian and in English and the Norwegian accent improves the quality of the jokes imo.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
*furiously gnaws teeth to the gums, incensed by thought that somewhere, someone might plant 200 trees every minute*

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Also, about 380 million are planted here every year. numbers are from industry sources but these wouldn't be particularly contentious

Just as I'd expect to be claimed by someone in the pocket of Big Tree.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Tesseraction posted:

Just as I'd expect to be claimed by someone in the pocket of Big Tree.

Pro tip: don't ever read about industrial forestry

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do they use some sort of mechanized process to plant trees that quickly?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Amazing! Anyone who has not seen this, please grab it it is great :D

And I did not realise there was a full on complete series in region 2. I do have the canadian version of this and I did do some crafty media backup so I have the copies ripped as media files, but I want blu-ray/streaming versions instead of another DVD series otherwise I would jump on that!

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

Guavanaut posted:


e: ^^ I thought he was cancelled for advocating working in environmentally damaging industries :v:

That song is trenchant social commentary on inter-provincial inequality in mid-late 20th century Canada + the capital conditions that lead to that inequality and besides there's no ethical art under a resource-extraction economy like Canada's

Anyway the Mary Ellen Carter is way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Do they use some sort of mechanized process to plant trees that quickly?

The industrial process known as "more than one person"

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
The ratio on the BBC scone thing:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

The industrial process known as "more than one person"

Sure but digging a hole and planting a tree and putting the plastic pipe on it and that seems like it'd be quite labour intensive, many thousands of people involved to keep up that rate no? Which is doable, sure, but I wasn't sure if there was some kind of machine you could use to do it faster.

Would also be interesting to see how many people it'd take.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Nov 28, 2019

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

Oh no how will the world survive without lovely period dramas and doctor who.
Drag Race UK needs to be bought by Channel 4 or nationalised. I love RPDR but gently caress the budget was straight up nonexistent.

Drag Race US: "A prize of $100,000 and weekly prizes of holidays, new wardrobes and lifetime supplies of cosmetics, as well as a live finale from a huge theatre."

Drag Race UK: "A loving badge."


gh0stpinballa posted:

buddy let me shock you: i loved due south
It's no Letterkenny though allegedly

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Tesseraction posted:

As long as the high fantasy has British accents and not degenerate American ones I am fine with it being schlocky. :colbert:

Can I interest you in my new show starring Boris Johnson as Elrond?

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



sebzilla posted:

Hey Duggee

:discourse:

I realise it tends to be up to the four year old, but Sarah and Duck is all sorts of surreal brilliance.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
Mary Ellen Carter is a banger. A lot of his songs are about how working people get chewed up and discarded - The Last Watch for example, or Tiny Fish for Japan being about the impact of pollution and globalization.

my favourites are about how eastern Canada is heaven on earth and that living away from it is painful (Loch Keeper, Free in the Harbour, The Idiot, Sailors Rest) for no reason whatsoever connected to my circumstance, I assure you.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would presume part of the intent of planting trees would also be to use them to build poo poo because that's basically carbon sequestration no? As entertaining as it'd be to revert england back to the roman era I'd assume a lot of the trees would be planted on the same land and cut down and turned into products rather than making them out of plastic.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

The English version of Vikingane, Norsemen, was good for this. They recorded it both in Norwegian and in English and the Norwegian accent improves the quality of the jokes imo.
Sounds good. Scandi accents are good ones for high fantasy, South Eastern Euro too.

Also like *gestures at Africa and Asia and Latin America* there's a whole world of people that have ideas for high fantasy outside of the stereotypical fare people from those regions are supposed to produce, and giving voice to those people would be good too. Anything other than elves that sound like they were in Footlights.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

OwlFancier posted:

Sure but digging a hole and planting a tree and putting the plastic pipe on it and that seems like it'd be quite labour intensive, many thousands of people involved to keep up that rate no? Which is doable, sure, but I wasn't sure if there was some kind of machine you could use to do it faster.

Would also be interesting to see how many people it'd take.

There are, they are called tree spades. I don't know how much do they cost, but if I were to judge considering my experience in the forestry industry, I assume the initial investment would be quite big.

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

OwlFancier posted:

Sure but digging a hole and planting a tree and putting the plastic pipe on it and that seems like it'd be quite labour intensive, many thousands of people involved to keep up that rate no? Which is doable, sure, but I wasn't sure if there was some kind of machine you could use to do it faster.

Would also be interesting to see how many people it'd take.

Just fill a quarry full of mud and throw some seeds in, that's a concave forest done in no time. After a few years the trees start planting themselves.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I would presume part of the intent of planting trees would also be to use them to build poo poo because that's basically carbon sequestration no? As entertaining as it'd be to revert england back to the roman era I'd assume a lot of the trees would be planted on the same land and cut down and turned into products rather than making them out of plastic.
You can even make carbon negative charcoal fuel if you care to once you have enough trees.

Angry Lobster posted:

There are, they are called tree spades.
The Cork version of the four candles skit.

Plank Sanction
Nov 3, 2016

Who invented the skip?

OwlFancier posted:

I would presume part of the intent of planting trees would also be to use them to build poo poo because that's basically carbon sequestration no? As entertaining as it'd be to revert england back to the roman era I'd assume a lot of the trees would be planted on the same land and cut down and turned into products rather than making them out of plastic.

Certainly in the South West the focus is on rejuvenating the temperate rainforest, aka the Atlantic Oakwood forest to give it its slightly more Elder Scrolls worthy name, rather than commercial forestry. Certainly has its place though, we should be using more wood in buildings.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Jedit posted:

Yeah, found it. Unfortunately the imgur app is loving poo poo and I can't get share links for anything I post.

Fake edit: but the app does have direct posting functionality. It may be sideways, apologies if so.



Erm, are those gloves why Boris is fumbling Brexit so badly? :crossarms:

Clement
Jun 30, 2007

I've met a working Yorkshire miner.
If people are interested, we're probably going to do canvassing (or phone-banking: not sure yet!) on Monday in Exeter. Talked to a few goons about it, and we're pretty set on it, so PM me if you want to get involved!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Plank Sanction posted:

Certainly in the South West the focus is on rejuvenating the temperate rainforest, aka the Atlantic Oakwood forest to give it its slightly more Elder Scrolls worthy name, rather than commercial forestry. Certainly has its place though, we should be using more wood in buildings.

What do they do about land for planting? Buy it off farms or is there a bunch of unforested waste land lying around?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
channel 4 are apparently threatening to replace boris with an ice sculpture during the debate tonight if he doesn't show

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Jose posted:

channel 4 are apparently threatening to replace boris with an ice sculpture during the debate tonight if he doesn't show

That would be amazing if they did, but I very much doubt it.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Jose posted:

channel 4 are apparently threatening to replace boris with an ice sculpture during the debate tonight if he doesn't show

Offer them your vaunted prolapse picture as well.

A calming Twitter thread if anyone's still freaking out over polling https://twitter.com/prospect_clark/status/1199826967375351808?s=19

namesake fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Nov 28, 2019

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

OwlFancier posted:

What do they do about land for planting? Buy it off farms or is there a bunch of unforested waste land lying around?

In Scotland at least, they clear large older planted forests to re-plant them more efficiently, kinda like playing tetris with a forest.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Jose posted:

channel 4 are apparently threatening to replace boris with an ice sculpture during the debate tonight if he doesn't show

At least that would stay cool in an interview.






But in the end they would stilll have a giant melt

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Jose posted:

channel 4 are apparently threatening to replace boris with an ice sculpture during the debate tonight if he doesn't show

Butter would be more appropriate I think.

Topped by a mop head spray-painted gold.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Plank Sanction posted:

Certainly in the South West the focus is on rejuvenating the temperate rainforest, aka the Atlantic Oakwood forest to give it its slightly more Elder Scrolls worthy name, rather than commercial forestry. Certainly has its place though, we should be using more wood in buildings.

I have a buddy who keeps saying this, he's a woodworker and house builder though, specializing in old Scandinavian type log buildings and working a lot by hand. Says a properly built log house will last for centuries and so the carbon in the logs are bound up for centuries too. We do have log houses over a millenia old in scandinavia.

He is also quite angry about modern forestry management, to sum it up, quantity over quality.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Jose posted:

channel 4 are apparently threatening to replace boris with an ice sculpture during the debate tonight if he doesn't show

It should be a bucket of fried chicken.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Guavanaut posted:

Sounds good. Scandi accents are good ones for high fantasy, South Eastern Euro too.

Also like *gestures at Africa and Asia and Latin America* there's a whole world of people that have ideas for high fantasy outside of the stereotypical fare people from those regions are supposed to produce, and giving voice to those people would be good too. Anything other than elves that sound like they were in Footlights.

drat right. I'm sick of the same old poo poo all the time because the people commissioning it are unimaginative and risk averse. If I'm ever in a position to help fund other people's artistic endeavours, I want to focus mostly or entirely on people from minority backgrounds. Middle-class white people like myself get enough representation in the arts already. Let's have some new ideas from the people we keep ignoring!

Braggart fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Nov 28, 2019

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/RobbieGibb/status/1200021940712493056?s=19

Reminder this guy left his job working as Head of BBC Westminster to run the communications for the loving tories.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



UK accents are fine for fantasy, they're just using the wrong ones. Give us scouser dwarves, geordie khajiit, and Norn Iron elves!

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fifteen live chickens released into the studio in lieu of boris.

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