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Nothing says "right to bear arms" quite like... knives?
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 17:15 |
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:i hate the fact that the more i read this thread, the more i want to buy this stuff. like, i don't like what that says about me as a person, but here we are. BUDK knows who i truly am. this is called the Mere Exposure effect and it's why advertisers don't even fuckin bother anymore.
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 17:19 |
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As a kid my grandpa gave me an old folding knife he'd cleaned up and sharpened for me. But that's some cuck poo poo compared to 2019 grandpas, passing on the TIMBER WOLF QUAD BLADE PUSH DAGGER with carbon-fiber grip and laser engraved Trump quotes.
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 17:33 |
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i want a knife that makes my daughter respect me again.
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 17:34 |
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All I see is:
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 18:08 |
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What's the difference between a skull sculpture and a skullpture?
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 19:50 |
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Moon Slayer posted:What's the difference between a skull sculpture and a skullpture? some say potato, some say potaaahto some say tomato, some say tomaaaahtoooooaaaarrrggghhhh *attempts to stab you unsuccessfully with a powder epoxy american flag encrusted Spider©️™️®️Knife*
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 19:58 |
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Moon Slayer posted:What's the difference between a skull sculpture and a skullpture? Mankind has been wrestling with that question since the dawn of time.
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 19:58 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 21:34 |
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 20:41 |
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Finally. The perfect Mother's Day gift!
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 20:59 |
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Heath posted:Finally. The perfect Mother's Day gift! Now is the time to begin shopping for Mother's Day, 2019! Every mom needs a fancy stiletto.
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 21:02 |
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that folding chair better be intense to hold the weight of the average bud k shopper (because it is that they are fat is what it is that it is that I am suggesting)
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 21:05 |
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Nah, some of them will be ultra skinny. The sort of build you see on faces of meth posters.
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 21:37 |
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The mother's day knife is the perfect gift for an estranged mother who's finally completely cracked and decided to murder.
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 21:42 |
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EorayMel posted:All I see is: Unrelated to BudK, but that pic is a very venomous tarantula called Heteroscodra maculata and I once had one run up my sleeve and hunker down in my armpit. I had to use a long wooden spoon to gently coax it down to my wrist so I could recapture it. That's all. Thank you.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 11:14 |
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Getting this for my Yankee Candle 'Waters of Lethe' tealights.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 12:05 |
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Re: spider Ooh and since H.Maculata lacks urticating hairs, which are used to warn threats it's much more likely to bite. So what I'm saying is HEY BUDK SHOPPER ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?!?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 12:06 |
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Big Centipede posted:Unrelated to BudK, but that pic is a very venomous tarantula called Heteroscodra maculata and I once had one run up my sleeve and hunker down in my armpit. I had to use a long wooden spoon to gently coax it down to my wrist so I could recapture it. That is super cute tbh
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 13:38 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:That is super cute tbh Turn on your monitor
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 13:53 |
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By popular demand posted:Re: spider dugz Aug 05, 2014 (2 out of 5) Pretty Flimsy These are made of very thin, flimsy plastic, so be careful you don't swing it into a wall or something. Kinda fun otherwise. Note: I supercharged mine by replacing the AA's with 4.2V Li-Ion 16450's. Swinging it through a cloud of gnats was like waving a sparkler around. Unfortunately it then sizzled and emitted some burned electronics odors and never worked again. The experiment was a failure
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 14:29 |
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I was working at a hardware store and an old lady came in complaining the the fly swatter didn't work. So I pressed the button and the light turned on, and I poked my finger through the mesh and got zapped and my arm went numb up to the elbow. So yeah, those things work just fine with the standard batteries.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 18:40 |
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Assert Your Right To Rule, Barbarian Warlord-Style
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 19:22 |
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Speleothing posted:I was working at a hardware store and an old lady came in complaining the the fly swatter didn't work. So I pressed the button and the light turned on, and I poked my finger through the mesh and got zapped and my arm went numb up to the elbow. So yeah, those things work just fine with the standard batteries. Most people just assume batteries are batteries and don't realize that your standard battery is 1.5 volts, and if something is designed for that voltage, going above it is going to fry your electronics. Just because it fits, doesn't mean you should.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 19:44 |
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Do they still sell those cheap plastic shotguns that shoot table salt at house flies? I remember seeing the commercial constantly a year or two ago, but haven't seen it in a long time.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 19:48 |
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If you take the swatter off you can use it to electrocute your balls if that's your thing
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 19:53 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Do they still sell those cheap plastic shotguns that shoot table salt at house flies? I remember seeing the commercial constantly a year or two ago, but haven't seen it in a long time. Like all inventions of this sort, it creates more problems than it solves. You kill the fly but now you have loving salt everywhere. I'm personally a fan of using compressed air to stun them but it has to be pretty forceful
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 20:18 |
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Why not just throw your BUDK ninja stars and/or sharpened playing cards at them with expert precision?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 20:19 |
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EorayMel posted:Why not just throw your BUDK ninja stars and/or sharpened playing cards at them with expert precision? Have you seen their new bug-zapper ninja-star?!?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 20:22 |
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:58 |
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That's poo poo. One lace should be the flint/striker combo, the other should have a wire saw in it. Starting a fire is great, but you also want the ability to cut through obstacles or kill the gently caress out of sentries.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:36 |
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These must be great around the gas pumps...next they'll be selling self igniting jorts.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:39 |
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Even as someone that came dangerously close to ordering poo poo from Budk in my teens, I've never understood the obsession with starting fires in the most contrived ways possible. I live in an area that's very rural and has really poo poo weather, so being able to start a fire if you get stranded somewhere in the winter is a real thing that people have to do sometimes. Cool, put a Bic lighter in your pocket. "TWO IS ONE AND ONE IS NONE, you need backups!" Okay, put a second Bic in your glovebox. Flint and steel is not going to make you feel like all that is man, char cloth lights so easily that it's basically like using a Bic except with extra weight. Maybe use some loving matches.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:05 |
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$5 isn't bad for a pair of laces, but those aglets seem awkward as hell and good luck not raising concern with airport security
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 04:56 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:$5 isn't bad for a pair of laces, but those aglets seem awkward as hell and good luck not raising concern with airport security "No they aren't a weapon, I use them to start fires... wait, where are you taking me?"
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 13:15 |
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haha BUDK should have a disclaimer on the back of the front cover that explains "no, actually, you cannot bring your cane-sword onto flights you senile old sword-loving bastard"
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 13:27 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:$5 isn't bad for a pair of laces, but those aglets seem awkward as hell and good luck not raising concern with airport security I’d say you are very optimistic about TSA, but I’ve had an agent confused by a bag of almonds so who knows.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 13:28 |
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 20:40 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 08:53 |
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Bobby Digital posted:I’d say you are very optimistic about TSA, but I’ve had an agent confused by a bag of almonds so who knows. This just happened to me. My carry-on messenger bag was flagged and I was pulled out of line so they could inspect it only to find my bag of trail mix.
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