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Calaveron posted:A lotta bad things happen to Tyrion after the kinslaying, kinda how bad things happen to the Freys after the bout of guestright breaking or the other kings after leech mania In the released winds chapter Euron goes on a big rant about how all Gods and societal norms are bogus and his evidence is that he's murdered three of his brothers, two when they were only babies and one playing the axe throwing game Book Euron is pretty crazy but he doesn't seemed cursed The MUMPSorceress posted:Asking again, how much of the woiaf content actually comes from grrm vs the wiki minifuckers? Everything in there was at least explicitly okayed by Martin, if not written by him. It's 'canon'. If we see Highgarden or Casterly Rock in the books, they will be like the woiaf descriptions A Typical Goon fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Dec 3, 2019 |
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Book Theon is the age of Robb, about 13/14. The miller's kids are the ages of Bran and Rickon, about 5 and 9. Theon wasn't banging the miller's wife at 3 or 4.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Book Theon is the age of Robb, about 13/14. I'm pretty sure it's Jon that's the same age as Robb, Theon is several years older. I think he's 18 at the start of the series?
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The Little Kielbasa posted:Imagine feeling bad for WoT fans, one of the few groups that even denizens of The Bad Thread can rightfully look down on. WoT has fans?
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A Typical Goon posted:I'm pretty sure it's Jon that's the same age as Robb, Theon is several years older. I think he's 18 at the start of the series? That would still put him at 8 when the oldest kid was conceived.
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A Typical Goon posted:In the released winds chapter Euron goes on a big rant about how all Gods and societal norms are bogus and his evidence is that he's murdered three of his brothers, two when they were only babies and one playing the axe throwing game I'd bet that this is setting Euron up to get karma'd later. Now only to wait 20 more years to see if I'm right!
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Kylaer posted:WoT has fans? It did, but then the series ended and they moved on with their lives.
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Apparatchik Magnet posted:It did, but then the series ended and they moved on with their lives. What kind of sick fucks....
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I admit that I was a WoT fan back in, like, 1998.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:That would still put him at 8 when the oldest kid was conceived. the Theon=Kinslayer theory goes that only the younger kid was his him fathering the younger kid at the age of like 15 is perfectly doable
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Kylaer posted:I admit that I was a WoT fan back in, like, 1998. same, stopped reading around book 6 or so.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:That would still put him at 8 when the oldest kid was conceived.
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TK-42-1 posted:Theon thinks about how he was banging the woman around the same time the kids were born. That’s the extent of the connection. IIRC the ghost of Winterfell calls Theon a kinslayer.
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The Little Kielbasa posted:IIRC the ghost of Winterfell calls Theon a kinslayer. the ghost of winterfell does not have supernatural knowledge and is just bullshitting im sure
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I was a Darkover fan until I learned about what Marion Zimmer Bradley and her husband did. That's my past fandom story.
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The Little Kielbasa posted:IIRC the ghost of Winterfell calls Theon a kinslayer. Also grrm is famously a) bad with number b) super creepy.
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the ghost of winterfell is referring to bran and rickon.
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Lmao there is a canonical anus targaryen Also I am reading knight of the seven kingdoms now and lmao at how much of dunks internal monologue is leering at bewbs
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Calaveron posted:There's a bit shortly after Theon gets Reek'd where he's lamenting killing the miller's kids and how the miller was so old and what a good time he had boning the miller's wife which to me was an obvious signal that they were his and he didn't know it yea iirc theon goes “too bad i killed those 7 & 5 year olds.....man their mom was so hot when i banged her 7 & 5 years ago” which is pretty lol
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looks like i dont recall correctly.
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Yeah but your memory of it is more fun
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https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/stephen-king-bangs-out-winds-of-winter-on-a-tuesday-for-shits-and-giggles/
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Apparatchik Magnet posted:https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/stephen-king-bangs-out-winds-of-winter-on-a-tuesday-for-shits-and-giggles/ quote:“I had read the first five books and I was just tired of waiting,” King said. “So, I was in between projects on a rainy day and just spit out about 400,000 words before dinner. I was really just dicking around, but before I knew it, I had resolved the whole Meereenese Knot. I didn’t publish it or anything, because I wanted to give George a shot, but it’s actually pretty simple quote:King’s wife, Tabitha King, was reportedly the only one to have read any of the transcript before he casually tossed it into the fireplace.
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Yea but to be fair King is coke fueled while GRRM is Coca Cola fueled.
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Shoulda chosen Leonard Williams instead of Chris Long for the "GRRM watches the NFL more than he writes books" joke.
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MoaM posted:Shoulda chosen Leonard Williams instead of Chris Long for the "GRRM watches the NFL more than he writes books" joke. Uh clearly the correct reference is Damon “Snacks” Harrison.
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I stand corrected, sir.
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name change to a girthy geralt. I watched the first ep and it seems ok. Cavil nails the voice
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It's pretty good. Wish there were more monsters in the monster hunter tv show though.
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's pretty good. Wish there were more monsters in the monster hunter tv show though. The real monster is man, OP.
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If by men you mean sorcerers, then sure.
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Just finished the first ep of Witcher. Looked really cheaply made with too much fan service. I'll still watch it all cuz I hate myself
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It owned. Some weird changes, but overall a super solid adaptation of the books. also the books are rad, read 'em
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The MUMPSorceress posted:Just finished the first ep of Witcher. Looked really cheaply made with too much fan service. I'll still watch it all cuz I hate myself By fan service did you mean adapting all the points from the original books? Cuz that's what they did. It's dope.
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I tried to read the first Witcher book and it was easily the worst book I have ever attempted to read. It was like reading a teenager’s attempt at writing a video game plot.
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chaosapiant posted:By fan service did you mean adapting all the points from the original books? Cuz that's what they did. It's dope. The wizard titty garden is what I meant.
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The MUMPSorceress posted:The wizard titty garden is what I meant. it’s prestige tv. gotta have some superfluous baps
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Wizard Titty Garden would be a good name for a D&D themed prog rock band.
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RCarr posted:I tried to read the first Witcher book and it was easily the worst book I have ever attempted to read. It was like reading a teenager’s attempt at writing a video game plot. In English? Everyone agrees that translation is pretty terrible. The MUMPSorceress posted:The wizard titty garden is what I meant. All sorcerers and sorceresses have weird sexual hang ups in that world, it’s consistent and explored at least?
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