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Tempura Wizard posted:I ran these names through that newfangled open AI neural network to get some more names: I remember Kinnerswine Family Roboduck, didn't he go crazy and get banned?
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Fallom posted:why would you even bother buying master keys when you can just unlock all of them with a bent paperclip There's I think one series that uses a dimple key that's actually a worthwhile lock, and the rest make Master locks look like Fort Knox. I feel like if you care enough about that kinda stuff, you'll just do what Deviant Ollam does and travel with firearms. (The TSA legally can't open a container that houses a firearm for obscure reasons; I'm not suggesting he waves his gun around at the airport to skip baggage screening)
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Would anyone even hold a child accountable for credit card fraud? At least the in app purchases would get immediately reversed by Apple/Google, the rest can probably be dealt with with some legwork.
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Dec 3, 2019 17:58
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Grapefruit technique. I'm afraid to google this.
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MagusofStars posted:But then they’d have to actually get those items removed from the account and based on the spoilered part of the post, I have zero confidence they wouldn’t fold the instant precious sweetie complained about it.
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MightyJoe36 posted:I'm afraid to google this. IIRC it was something about loving a grapefruit to make your dick stronger.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Oh yeah, not saying the OP was in the wrong here though she probably burned some bridges by going scorched earth in public. That aside, the parents can probably recoup most if not all of whatever the kid spent and lock down their accounts more effectively in the future. If it were the first or second time, possibly. Given that it is the 4th time this has happened, their bank will not be reversing any transactions without at least a police report, and depending on the details of the transaction maybe not even then. And they shouldn't, because it's obvious the parents are doing nothing to prevent this.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Would anyone even hold a child accountable for credit card fraud? At least the in app purchases would get immediately reversed by Apple/Google, the rest can probably be dealt with with some legwork. depends on the state, but the parents would be liable for fraudulent criminal acts done by children. and if she's stealing from family it's less likely the courts would be involved, unless auntie presses charges AreWeDrunkYet posted:That aside, the parents can probably recoup most if not all of whatever the kid spent and lock down their accounts more effectively in the future. oh, definitely not. those charges are legitimate in the eyes of the seller, and the bank would agree. you can't do take-backsies because your kid emptied your bank account on a device your family owns
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Neito posted:IIRC it was something about loving a grapefruit to make your dick stronger. Sounded like a duck and the fruit looked like it had gone through a juicer 
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MightyJoe36 posted:I'm afraid to google this. moderately NSFW, sound is mandatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ugJYA
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^^^ drat you, but mine is queued up to when the magic starts. But, yes, sound is mandatory for this one. MightyJoe36 posted:I'm afraid to google this. You should be. You should be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U&t=167s
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PetraCore posted:It really feels like OP feels she got ditched for a new baby with a new husband and has some understandable resentment about that, because that might be exactly what happened. regardless, the parents are insane for indulging this kleptomaniacal kid. it's one thing for a little kid to buy something online not realizing that it costs real money, but stealing credit cards starting at 9 is pretty hosed up. given that it's been happening for years, it's probably not "just a phase" either to pay for the credit card bills, the parents should sell all of the kids stuff barring her bed and an old computer running windows 3.1 with wordperfect for doing school work
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luxury handset posted:oh, definitely not. those charges are legitimate in the eyes of the seller, and the bank would agree. you can't do take-backsies because your kid emptied your bank account on a device your family owns Apple got hit with some FTC fines over purchases made by kids, and both they and the Play store will issue refunds almost without question for "kid got access to account" requests. Especially since it mostly hits the app owners instead of the Apple/Google, and where else we they going to go? And any physical stuff just usually needs to be in its packaging, though these parents of the year may not have prevented them from getting opened. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Dec 3, 2019 |
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luxury handset posted:moderately NSFW, sound is mandatory Is it possible to have a sound or soundfile as an avatar?
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Danaru posted:Y'all are really gonna sleep on this one where the OP got swatted by their mom? Honestly that one's just really sad.
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Tempura Wizard posted:Luckily there's plenty of bad names to go around. Here's the batch trained from the other six in the original post:
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Tempura Wizard posted:I ran these names through that newfangled open AI neural network to get some more names: I'm going to use this, and then cut off any family members who forget the commas.
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A tip for posters ITT is that the wildest stories don't get the most engagement. What this thread craves is something to latch onto and argue about. That's why everyone loves wedding stories.
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Power Khan posted:I'm not totally sure what he's asking Oh yeah, I was loving another girl for the last month, and the only reason I haven't hosed her recently is because we were too busy with work, but I was totally going to end things with her next chance I got, yessir. By the way now that you bring it up want to be "exclusive"? Like in the sense I'll stop loving the other girl who I have been with for the entire duration of our relationship, and who I have almost certainly not told I had started dating someone else. I was totally going to though. What a dirtbag. 6 weeks is way into the "assumed exclusive" zone unless you're completely upfront. I don't really know the exact amount of time you can be in a new relationship before needing to break off with a FWB, but it's certainly a lot less than 6 loving weeks. Like, I would imagine if you hit it off with somebody and you go out with them a couple times, they seem interested in you too, time to drop the FWB. Like as soon as you think there's a "relationship" at all, you gotta stop with the other partner.
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Fallom posted:why would you even bother buying master keys when you can just unlock all of them with a bent paperclip You're better off not locking your checked baggage so the zippers don't get damaged from being open with a pen. Just don't keep anything of value in checked luggage, ever. Better yet, learn how to pack everything you need in a travelmax carry on.
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Uncle Enzo posted:Oh yeah, I was loving another girl for the last month, and the only reason I haven't hosed her recently is because we were too busy with work, but I was totally going to end things with her next chance I got, yessir. By the way now that you bring it up want to be "exclusive"? Like in the sense I'll stop loving the other girl who I have been with for the entire duration of our relationship, and who I have almost certainly not told I had started dating someone else. I was totally going to though. quote:I’ve been seeing Cassy casually for about six weeks.
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Motronic posted:You're better off not locking your checked baggage so the zippers don't get damaged from being open with a pen. Just don't keep anything of value in checked luggage, ever. Better yet, learn how to pack everything you need in a travelmax carry on. Yeah I have a lot of first hand experience with this and pretty much if you want to keep something don't pack it in your checked luggage. Also like 99% of the time its not gonna be TSA that jacks your poo poo its either the baggage handlers or someone comes and takes your poo poo off the carousel before you get to it. I know that in every major airport the TSA areas have about 8 billion cameras that cover everything. I can't speak for the smaller ones but everything in the screening areas is on camera.
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The_Franz posted:regardless, the parents are insane for indulging this kleptomaniacal kid. it's one thing for a little kid to buy something online not realizing that it costs real money, but stealing credit cards starting at 9 is pretty hosed up. given that it's been happening for years, it's probably not "just a phase" either The older sister needs to cut ties with the family now to minimize the future nightmare of the youngest sister stealing CCs, identities, cars, drugs, etc. while the parents bail her out every time. It's shocking how long someone can go on financially abusing family and friends when the family/social group as a whole is too afraid or unwilling to escalate to "serious consequences". Everyone having to hide their wallets because she'll steal anything not bolted down and being regarded as a "quirk" is some Stockholm level mental gymnastics. There are r/relationships post where this behavior has gone on into the person's 40s doing the exact same things time and time again to family and friends and no one ever filing police reports or taking a stand because "family"
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Motronic posted:You're better off not locking your checked baggage so the zippers don't get damaged from being open with a pen. Just don't keep anything of value in checked luggage, ever. Better yet, learn how to pack everything you need in a travelmax carry on. once you've done this and graduated to knowing how to travel, you can level up to learning to pack everything into a single underseat backpack so you don't get stuck having to curbside check your poo poo after everyone jams their poo poo in sideways and fills the rest of the overhead with their goddamn coats
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pentyne posted:The older sister needs to cut ties with the family now to minimize the future nightmare of the youngest sister stealing CCs, identities, cars, drugs, etc. while the parents bail her out every time. It's shocking how long someone can go on financially abusing family and friends when the family/social group as a whole is too afraid or unwilling to escalate to "serious consequences".
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OMGVBFLOL posted:once you've done this and graduated to knowing how to travel, you can level up to learning to pack everything into a single underseat backpack so you don't get stuck having to curbside check your poo poo after everyone jams their poo poo in sideways and fills the rest of the overhead with their goddamn coats That works for some kind of travel, but not so well for two week business trips to nordic countries in the wintertime.
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I have always and will always overpack. My last trip I got down to my last pair of underwear and honestly started to twitch a little. Of course I don’t need 3 extra pair but what if????
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Motronic posted:That works for some kind of travel, but not so well for two week business trips to nordic countries in the wintertime. I usually ship a box to where I'm going in that case.
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Underpacking is just coping behavior in response to abusive airlines. Confident travelers do their very best to travel with multiple chests like it’s the 1950s
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I pack like I'm planning to poo poo myself twice a day. Also I bring a winter coat wherever I'm going if it's outside Florida.
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spacetoaster posted:I usually ship a box to where I'm going in that case. Do you have any idea how much it costs to send 20 lbs of poo poo from the US to Sweden or Estonia? And then back again?
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Rent-A-Cop posted:I pack like I'm planning to poo poo myself twice a day. The pro move is to wear your coat rather than pack it.
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Clitch posted:Good Security: Locking your doors. Best security: put your crappy stuff by the windows.
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What were you trying to add here? Those details were already brought up in Uncle Enzo's post.
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My (39f) best friend (43m) got so drunk at Thanksgivjng he poo poo himself.quote:My husband and I hosted Thanksgiving dinner at our home we recently bought. Only invited a few family members and my best friend (David) and his husband. I've known David for many years and his alcoholism is well known to everyone in our group of friends. There's only been a handful of times I've hung out with him pre-blackout in the last couple years. I naively thought he wouldnt blackout around my family and young child. He was ok at first but at some point crossed over. I knew it when he wouldn't stop wagging his tongue behind my husband's friend (J). It was so awkward because J could see me making faces at David telling him to stop. David's husband just kind of rolls his eyes and tries to ignore it. And David just kept on. Would even size him up if J walked toward him. Eventually I pulled him outside and told him he was being disrespectful and gross. He blackout apologized and told me he poo poo his pants. He didnt want a change of clothes. We discussed AA and therapy for a minute. The next day I told him I love him and sent a link to some local gay AA groups. He didn't respond and I haven't heard from him since. Was hoping for a sober apology. It's making me madder each day that passes. I feel like a hypocrite because we used to party together and encouraged each other to drink until a blackout. Starting a family changed all that for me. Now his alcoholism is getting worse with no incentive to change. I kicked around the idea of putting a hold on our friendship until he gets help, but afraid I'll end up just losing a friend.
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Dream Man (literally) Won't Let Me Inquote:I've (26F) have been dating someone (31M) for the last three months. We've fallen for each other really quickly, and are moving closer and closer to a committed relationship. There's a deeply emotional connection between us. Besides the obvious of him not wanting you in his life any further, behind his door lies either: all the trash he's hoarded, his wife and kids, or an army of blowup dolls
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So, like, the guy poo poo his pants and just hung around at the party for a while after that?
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That old picture of a goon sitting calmly on a couch covered in vomit, except with poo poo in his pants
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