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Killing them softly with my posts |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 04:36 |
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Let's get this thread to 420 pages and then MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTER IT, er, in a chill way. |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 04:52 |
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Maybe the last post id will end with 69, too
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 05:05 |
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Lol. All of my threads are DOA. Get on my level, OP. |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 05:31 |
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Look at the state of my avatar and signature. I came in, posted twice on a bad comedown and - BAM. Therefore I'm sorry BYOB, but I can't post here anymore. Ever. Again. |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 07:59 |
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Not just that, my avatar was an image I edited in Illustrator for SPEAK UP FLAKES i.e. if it's on the server please let me have it back because can't be found on google images etc. thank you thank you please ok bye |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 08:02 |
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Marry, gently caress, kill but it's with threads |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 08:15 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lol. All of my threads are DOA. Get on my level, OP. Working on it. *pulls out the thread poison* They're in the walls again. |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 10:04 |
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I'm cool with threads dying. They get to join their friends in Valhalla, eat plenty and play with their friends, pet some cute animals and sing songs. I was a big advocate of pushing threads after page 5 into an automatic DNR so we can be sure they rest in piece. But why do you have to kill them so brutally?? Why can't it be a nice and peaceful slumber? What satisfaction does this give you??
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 12:34 |
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Goons Are Great posted:I'm cool with threads dying. They get to join their friends in Valhalla, eat plenty and play with their friends, pet some cute animals and sing songs. I was a big advocate of pushing threads after page 5 into an automatic DNR so we can be sure they rest in piece. After my first thread kill I felt shame. An entire series of posts, cut short. I wasn't god. I shouldn't have played god. But the more time went on, and the long arm of the law never reached out, and the expected smiting never came...my thoughts began to twist. Maybe thread killing was what god wanted all along. I grabbed my thread killing keyboard and snuck out into the forums. There would be more spilled words today. |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 13:15 |
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i don't kill the thread, but i do butcher it and use every part
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 13:34 |
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*hears a knock on the door and goes to answer it* "Hello sir, this is Officer Memez with the Threaderal Bureau of Investigations. We'd like to ask you a couple of questions about a thread last seen on 06:15 Nov 22, 2019. Do you have a few minutes to talk?" |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 13:35 |
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How many killed threads does it take to qualify as a serial killer of threads? Can we get a hit true crime podcast out of this |
# ? Dec 2, 2019 14:03 |
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CaptainPsyko posted:How many killed threads does it take to qualify as a serial killer of threads? lol hey friends im suzy cider and this is byob: build yonder, on bones! the first ever podcast. first let me get my advertisements out of the way. buttz69, the cool new app!
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 14:09 |
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It started with lurking. Watching cool people post from afar, laughing at their jokes, wishing I could along with them. Wishing I could post too. A hunger that deepened with every goldmined thread. One day, feeling brave, I made my first post. Something went wrong. No emptyquotes. No 5's. Just silence, people scrolling past my posts as though they didn't exist, as though I didn't exist. Inside me, the hunger grew. But it was different now. Alien, sharper. The first time I killed a thread, I wept with a sickening joy. The power was intoxicating. One simple little post from me and it would all be over. The jokes, the emptyquotes. I held the entire thread at the mercy of my keyboard. Now, killing threads is the only thing makes me feel truly alive. I don't know how to stop it, this hunger, and if I'm honest, I don't know that I really want to. One thing is for sure though. I've killed threads before, and I'll kill them again. I might even kill yours.
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 19:11 |
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magic cactus posted:It started with lurking.
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 19:34 |
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Vehicular threadslaughter
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 19:36 |
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drive by thread killah
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 19:37 |
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magic cactus posted:It started with lurking.
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 00:30 |
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magic cactus posted:It started with lurking. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 4, 2019 02:21 |
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magic cactus posted:It started with lurking. |
# ? Dec 4, 2019 04:08 |
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All these threads, like tears in rain Time to post |
# ? Dec 4, 2019 04:09 |
hamjobs posted:All these threads, like tears in rain |
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 05:01 |
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Not it! Haha
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:31 |
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wait....
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:31 |
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:32 |
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Even when you resurrect a long dead thread, it's only so you can immediately kill it again. A thread's fate is to die repeatedly, hopefully at least 16,800 times. |
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:34 |
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google THIS posted:Even when you resurrect a long dead thread, it's only so you can immediately kill it again. A thread's fate is to die repeatedly, hopefully at least 16,800 times. that is loving hardcore thats right, i said it i said the gently caress word and i darn well meant it
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:38 |
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Die thread! DIIIIIIIIIIE! |
# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:55 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Die thread! DIIIIIIIIIIE! live thread! liiiiiiive!
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 18:30 |
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Heather Papps posted:live thread! liiiiiiive! Ironic. The very person trying to save the thread...killed it. Nowait! |
# ? Dec 4, 2019 18:36 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Ironic. The very person trying to save the thread...killed it. bump
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 18:37 |
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Thread lives, thread dies, thread lives again! |
# ? Dec 5, 2019 03:06 |
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The thread is dead, long live the thread! |
# ? Dec 5, 2019 15:35 |
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hamjobs posted:All these threads, like tears in rain *backflips into a snake pit*
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:01 |
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google THIS posted:The thread is dead, long live the thread! welcome to the new thread, same as the old thread
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:09 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:Not it! Haha Counterpoint: NOT IT! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:15 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Counterpoint: GODMODE im invincible now
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 17:24 |
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I can't wait to find out how will kill this thread soon. I know who I'd place my money on
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 00:06 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:18 |
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It's me motherfucker |
# ? Dec 6, 2019 00:11 |