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echothreealpha posted:Wonder if some think Derek Smart's ban was faked and he goes here with a different name I am Derek Smart.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 14:25 |
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Maybe there is a bit of Derek in all of us
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 14:31 |
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his nibs posted:Maybe there is a bit of Derek in all of us Only if you're a vending machine.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 14:32 |
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UnknownTarget posted:Only if you're a vending machine.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 14:34 |
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Chris is such a philantropist. He's giving us skins. For FREE! Oh wait, what's this? What? People are making GBS threads on His generous gift? How dare they! Chris was right! Nothing should be free in this game!
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 14:36 |
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https://twitter.com/Jorunn_SC/status/1202223231484284933
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 14:57 |
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TheAgent posted:I mean, when you promise single player questlines that tie into an mmo that features 10,000 real time player battles, with various trades from medic to merchant to mercenary all being equally important, with hundreds of systems to "organically" explore and the selling of secret trade information to navigate the 'verses secrets, with you being able to build your own colony or fleet to control sectors of space, with the ability to turn the real time combat mmo into a real time strategy game with large scale first person combat battles happening while capital ships bombard planets while smaller ships fight off bombers and landing crews, all the while you are talking to people using an RSI branded camera over FOIP while using the RSI joystick, as you are welcomed aboard your capital ship by a bevy of realistic npcs all with their own backstories and needs and are mixed seamlessly with your real crew of players who can communicate across a 50 person ship without issue or spamming "MY rear end NEEDS CHRIS ROBERTS" because as you know everyone loves to roleplay a stoic crewman standing idly by their station for hours on end doing absolutely nothing but saying "aye cap'n" because god knows the news ship outside might broadcast a negative thing and then your reputation in the 'verse will be severely impacted, meanwhile the vanduul fleets are slowly amassing and maybe the other aliens, the banu and whatever the gently caress the others are, have meaningful languages so OF COURSE they are super important and you will obviously be able to interact with them in meaningful ways, but you have to be careful you don't upset the delicate balance in the 'verse because that will have serious impact for your character, including personalized quests and factions, not to mention the guild system that isn't even in the loving game right now, you can't even chat with your loving guildmates, sure, yeah, all that sounds loving incredible, by which I mean not loving happening because its just a "HOLY poo poo WOULDN'T A GAME WITH EVERY POSSIBLE CONCEIVABLE loving MECHANIC BE AMAZING, HOLY poo poo FRED WE SHOULD DESIGN A GAME THAT JUST DOES EVERYTHING, EVERY IDEA FRED" that every single loving teenager has every dreamed up and it doesn't ever loving work because a game of that scale would take at least several hundred million dollars if not a billion and a team so passionate and insane that would be their goddamn lifes work and it would be unending and tiresome and probably for a loving demographic of insane space nerds who would never, ever give you enough money to ever make such a thing loving feasible This post and hearings. Today is a good day.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:03 |
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Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, planet and corporation of MicroTech, I order you to cease any and all server crashing and return forthwith to your wankpod of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:04 |
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Buddy doesnt seem to understand that looping the same gameplay as nauseam doesnt make it more worthwhile I can punch myself in the dick for an hour, but if I do it for 10 hours it's still only dick punching It doesn't suddenly morph into all these other fantastical experiences
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:10 |
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his nibs posted:Maybe there is a bit of Derek in all of us That’s a kink best kept to yourself.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:12 |
Vertisce, we're on page 306 man, come on. I know you know how to count.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:13 |
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Blue On Blue posted:Buddy doesnt seem to understand that looping the same gameplay as nauseam doesnt make it more worthwhile But have you tried dick punching?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:16 |
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Lol Vertisce admits to reading the threads.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:17 |
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I'd imagine Vertisce would be too cheap to pay for a SomethingAwful account and see posts that are only viewable to subscribers. Imagine how pissed he'd be then.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:24 |
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Tippis posted:Does anyone have the heart to tell him that the reason anyone has ever heard of the slippery slope argument is because it's a well-known fallacy. wtf is up with these dudes, they all sound like 45 year olds who think they are owning the kids with zingers. every citizen somehow channels weird uncle facebook energy
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:31 |
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The post linked in tojal's comment:
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:32 |
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echothreealpha posted:I'd imagine Vertisce would be too cheap to pay for a SomethingAwful account and see posts that are only viewable to subscribers. That's why we need to make this thread go Gold
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:36 |
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Dementropy posted:
Hah, like the puny Citizens can grasp the complexity of Mirfibot and you.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:40 |
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Star Citizen: as wallets stay open.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:44 |
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Hav posted:That’s a kink best kept to yourself. No it's worth to be shared.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:45 |
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Mirificus posted:r/ChroniclesOfElyria /u/mickdude2 seems a reasonable chap so he got my upvote. Spreading their Star Citizen conspiracy theories into other subs is hilarious. Also gently caress you, Vertisce.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:52 |
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:53 |
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Oh look, a spaceship with two Winnebagos. Is he copying Spaceballs now?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 15:55 |
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To be honest, I'm not expecting anything from BBC Click, unless they bring up a point over how much CIG has claimed from UK's Video Game Tax Relief over the years.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:02 |
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Dogeh posted:Oh look, a spaceship with two Winnebagos. Pledge now for Megamaid.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:05 |
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This is good for Star Citizen.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:24 |
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jarlywarly posted:Pledge now for Megamaid. Star Citizen: The game both sucks and blows
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:28 |
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Megalobster posted:This is good for Star Citizen. bad for Roberts' yacht trips.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:33 |
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:40 |
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Zzr posted:No it's worth to be shared. Alright. Nibs, what's this midget Derek fetish you have? Edit: ^^^ That's one way to settle your debts.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:43 |
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hahaha there's the turbulent payoff. guess the fighting about monies owed is finally dead turbulent was basically just an extension of CIG at this point anyway, including doing a lot of their cinematic ship trailers and the current ship expo crap
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:47 |
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Megalobster posted:This is good for Star Citizen. BBC Click is basically tech-based puff pieces. Don't hold out much hope.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:47 |
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Given that turbulent is the only productive entity around star citizen, it makes sense that the roberts wants to micro manage it more.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:50 |
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TheAgent posted:hahaha there's the turbulent payoff. guess the fighting about monies owed is finally dead Call it valued at half a billion, that's around 500 GBP/Share, so they got just over half a million in valuations each. Anyone got a rough valuation for Turbulent?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 16:53 |
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Hav posted:Call it valued at half a billion, that's around 500 GBP/Share, so they got just over half a million in valuations each. 'bout tree fiddy
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:03 |
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Hav posted:Call it valued at half a billion, that's around 500 GBP/Share, so they got just over half a million in valuations each. TheAgent posted:hello
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:06 |
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GUEST STARRING: SANDI GARDNER (insert accomplishments here)
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:08 |
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Huh, that would also explain why the Spectrum forums now seem back to normal and their default "Hot" post listing category finally works after probably more than a year.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:09 |
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I'm sure they've only grown since then. if they were really pulling in $20m a year back in 2017 (although those estimates run high, I'd say they were more like $15m/yr), I'd say they've at least kept that up or increased to $25m/yr. Buying up 25% of that company would be at least five to ten million dollars, maybe more.
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just IMAGINE!
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