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even if you just sit in a wheelchair at the parking lot at the top of the stairs leading down to the beach, you showed up to the best of your physical ability
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:09 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 23:00 |
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i cant find the original post in this thread but heres the bagcheese polywife story:quote:AITA for installing a lock on my bedroom door, and keeping it locked when I'm not there? quote:it's your wife and you don't only have separate bedrooms (wtf?)
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:17 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:AITA For off on a coworker for not respecting my bathroom schedule? Sperglord needs to be bludgeoned with soap bars in a towel.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:17 |
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Wife eats cheese non-stop, snores, and regularly sleeps 14 hours a day. Over/under 275 lbs?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:26 |
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thats the best part to me, they perfectly fit my mental image of a polyamorous couple
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:28 |
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quote:I wake up at midnight and go to sleep at 6pm. She wakes up at noon and goes to sleep at 10pm. what the gently caress
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:30 |
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That's like... Intentionally missing each other by sleeping. I don't share the inherent distaste for Poly relationships that GBS tends to display, but this doesn't even seem like a relationship; it's roommates who bang.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:34 |
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I had forgotten about the shreddies couple! Thank you!
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:36 |
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Neito posted:That's like... Intentionally missing each other by sleeping. It's not people being poly that is the problem it's the people who are poly.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:41 |
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Toilet timeshare guy owns, but I feel like the guy who apparently shits from 12-1 got overlooked.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:42 |
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He probably has a regular appointment at the business hole.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:43 |
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cumshitter posted:Toilet timeshare guy owns, but I feel like the guy who apparently shits from 12-1 got overlooked. Edging session at work.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:44 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:AITA for not going to my daughters wedding because I am recovering from a severe sprained ankle. If I was a guest at a wedding and someone said the father of the bride couldn't make it the last 100 yards from the parking lot to the ceremony, I'd offer to carry him piggyback. I'd be hero! Or get a couple dudes together and carry him in a chair. If this dude had put forth a loving ounce of effort to leave his house and try I 100% guarantee he'd have made it no problem. poo poo he could have made a post on Facebook! "Hi my name is Charles, my daughter is getting married on the beach in 4 hours, but I busted my ankle and can't walk over the rocks. I also can't drive so I need a ride. PLEASE HELP me get to my little girls wedding!" Other ideas: -get a ride to the nearest marina. hire a boat to take you direct to the ceremony and storm the beach like the loving Marines -show up 2 hours early and crawl -call up a helicopter school and beg them to take you here direct -take an Uber to a local gym. Find the biggest dude there and tell him your sob story. Ask him to carry you. -take a shitload of painkillers, grab your crutches, and hoof it -hire a surrogate off Craigslist to carry around an iPad at head height with you on a video call -ask a boy scout troop to do an emergency service project and rig up a temporary wheelchair ramp -rent and ride a horse. have the owner lead it by the reins if necessary. -borrow an atv from a friend -contact a 4x4 club and see if one of them will take you in an off-road vehicle or hovercraft -hire a dogsled to haul you there strapped flat to a board -find some rockclimbers to rig you a zipline -carried in a sedan chair by historical reenactors like a medieval Bishop -ultralight aircraft -parachute -kayak/raft/canoe from closest boat ramp -rich person with flying car This man is a disgusting excuse for a father. He could have called upon basically any member of the human race to help him in his quest and he refused to get out of bed. loving disgusting. I hope she never speaks to him again.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:21 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:If I was a guest at a wedding and someone said the father of the bride couldn't make it the last 100 yards from the parking lot to the ceremony, I'd offer to carry him piggyback. I'd be hero! Or get a couple dudes together and carry him in a chair. If this dude had put forth a loving ounce of effort to leave his house and try I 100% guarantee he'd have made it no problem. I'm bookmarking this so my guests can have their choice of awesome transportation to my future wedding venue. Except for the zipline, that one is reserved for me
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:24 |
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Ledes buried beneath cheese
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:24 |
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Cat Heelies is the best r/r story.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:26 |
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SpaceViking posted:Cat Heelies is the best r/r story. I know i skip a bunch but someone saw the Dog Heelies and thought "How can i make this even worse"???
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:32 |
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The Ballad of Poly Cheesewife is a masterpiece just for the crystal clear mental image it gives you of both of them. They don't mention anything about either of their physical appearances yet I can see them in my mind's eye as clear as day. Scat fetish surprise is just horrible until you get to the part about going to the zoo right after she finds his post. The idea of them silently seething at each other over unspeakable turd sex while their friends snap pictures of the penguins elevates it from gross out to high art.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:45 |
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Scat fetish surprise is just horrible until you get to the part about going to the zoo right after she finds his post. The idea of them silently seething at each other over unspeakable turd sex while their friends snap pictures of the penguins elevates it from gross out to high art. What about if the friends saw the post too and managed to put it together? Forcing smiles in the photos for the kids all the while knowing that she ate his turd.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:01 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Nah, OP isn't the rear end in a top hat. Responding to a new coworker asking for your name with "I'm the Employee of the Month, look it up" is a weird antisocial power move that seems designed to piss people off and make them hate her for no good reason. Assuming it wasn't a very poorly-timed joke, it's good that he threw that back in her face. She's either bizarrely hostile or badly flirting. I'm assuming hostile, and op's response was perfect. It would not have been the right move if they worked in a professional environment, but they clearly don't
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Motronic posted:But she didn't put it in a ponytail she did that thing girls do when they're going to put their hair in a ponytail but didn't. What made that story so memorable? Out of the thousands of train wrecks here, I distinctly remember that one as well.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:04 |
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Gone Fashing posted:i cant find the original post in this thread but heres the bagcheese polywife story: She sleeps 14 hours regularly??
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:09 |
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Can't believe nobody posted this one yet WIBTA for eloping when the wedding is this weekend? quote:My girlfriend and I had planned to get married on Saturday. We wrapped up all our planning around Halloween, all that was left was to ring some time this week and make sure everything was running smoothly. groom in the comments posted:We're all white British, this isn't a custom or anything like that. Our initial plans weren't exactly traditional (for example, my girlfriend is wearing a coloured dress rather than white) which caused some friction early on, and then we had an argument over the money because they said they'd put up a lot of money for the wedding and then they said they would only do it if we gave them a vote each, so each of the 4 parents would have one vote, and me and my girlfriend would have a vote each, so we'd only have 2 of 6 votes regarding our wedding plans. Both sets of parents have histories of being absolutely batshit crazy, especially when it comes to how our actions reflect on them. Ignis fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Dec 5, 2019 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:What made that story so memorable? Out of the thousands of train wrecks here, I distinctly remember that one as well. Can anyone find the original posting of that for me? I need to relive the full thing.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:16 |
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idk if there's a text transcript somewhere but heres a reddit post with a big rear end image because it was originally a 4chan post https://www.reddit.com/r/classic4chan/comments/4gtpvb/anon_and_his_sister_measure_their_weight/
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:20 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Found a video of the incident: The clear missed opportunity here was to go look up the names of the employees of the month and start calling her by the other person's name.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:23 |
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Gone Fashing posted:idk if there's a text transcript somewhere but heres a reddit post with a big rear end image because it was originally a 4chan post It's actually older than that, it was a gamefaqs post. Here's the original from 2007, now on ign https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:27 |
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I've been going crazy searching for ponytail and water in /r/relationships, thank you all.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:33 |
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Odd posted:I know i skip a bunch but someone saw the Dog Heelies and thought "How can i make this even worse"??? No, you're right, it was dog heelies. I mixed up dog heelies and kitten mittens in my mind. Dog heelies is the best story.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:39 |
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Ive said this before, but I had a pregnant coworker who would say things like "Im so glad I picked my baby name early this time" and when you asked what it was would tell you she wasnt going to tell you. People very quickly stopped talking to her about anything related to the baby and all civility to her plummeted
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:46 |
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:The Ballad of Poly Cheesewife is a masterpiece just for the crystal clear mental image it gives you of both of them. They don't mention anything about either of their physical appearances yet I can see them in my mind's eye as clear as day. It is a post that you can actually smell. The sweaty unwashed sheets. The litter box that's never changed. *breathes in* Aaahhhh
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:57 |
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Ignis posted:Can't believe nobody posted this one yet I hadn't read that one, thanks. What a nightmare, I'm glad they decided to still have the reception while uninviting the parents
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:18 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=2803&perpage=40#post483206449 man, that's fuckin rough
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:19 |
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man, i forgot how great this story is. it belongs in some sort of collection of outsider-art literature.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:28 |
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Inceltown posted:It's not people being poly that is the problem it's the people who are poly. No, it's being poly too. It's a hosed up and disordered way for people to behave in a relationship. That fact that pretty much everyone who does it is a disgusting pile of poo poo is a correlated factor.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:34 |
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the polycheese couple do have one thing right. seperate bedrooms.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:45 |
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Bride's mother paid off and pick up wedding dress without permission.quote:In Illinois. I'm the maid of honor in a wedding in October. The bride and her mother do not get along. Her mother isn't even invited to the wedding after telling everyone she doesn't approve and some other awful things. After picking out and putting a deposit down on a wedding dress, the bridal store did not call the bride to inform her that her dress was available for pickup. Instead, her mother drove down there, finished paying for the dress (I'm not sure the total amount paid by each person but the dress was around $1,500) and is now holding the dress hostage, locked in a closet in her house.
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 01:47 |
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Neito posted:That's like... Intentionally missing each other by sleeping. do they even bang
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 02:01 |
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Traxis posted:Bride's mother paid off and pick up wedding dress without permission. I am dying to hear the resolution of this one
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# ? Dec 5, 2019 02:11 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 23:00 |
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Traxis posted:Bride's mother paid off and pick up wedding dress without permission. Some of the redditors had a pretty good point -- there's a good chance the store would be willing to make it right by eating the cost of the deposit and letting the bride buy another dress, since the markup on bridal dresses is so high that they'd probably still be making a lot of money by doing so.
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