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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

The following are some selections from the Kobolds Institute of Hobo Studies.





Confuse a Rubber Tramp with a Ding at your own peril.



Can't lie, I definitely want to be friends with anybody named Reefer Charlie.



Lots of cool photos in here; it's definitely a book that some jagoff would cut up and part out to sell on etsy.



If moonshining isn't a hobo skill, it's at least a hobo-adjacent one. And I like that kind of recycling, too.

Sincere apologies for my landlord's taste in carpet and my slapdash cropping efforts.

:piss:

Those are great!

I just bough a copy of the first one. Thanks for making me aware of it. I love hobo books.

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I picked up an old book of erotica from the 60s that features a collection of surviving erotic drawings and paintings, mostly from European artists, but also some from Asia and the Middle East. There's some wild and fascinating stuff, ranging from a whole lot of women loving demons and devils, surrealist pieces composed entirely of dicks and boobs, time-lapsed pictures of the same woman masturbating in different poses, straight up bestiality, Japanese woodblock erotica, threesomes and lesbian scenes (not a lot of scenes between two men, but the book implies that much of this kind of work has been destroyed, so it's not necessarily a representative sample.) Obviously it's all NSFW or I would post some of it.

It's funny to look through it and see stuff made decades or hundreds of years ago and see that it's not significantly different from the weird poo poo you see on any given DeviantArt page today. I think that I and most people have been under the assumption that the internet created the market for weird fetishistic art, but it turns out that humans have literally always been like this. It's kind of sobering, not a feeling I expected when I flipped through a book of old art porn.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Heath posted:

I picked up an old book of erotica from the 60s that features a collection of surviving erotic drawings and paintings, mostly from European artists, but also some from Asia and the Middle East. There's some wild and fascinating stuff, ranging from a whole lot of women loving demons and devils, surrealist pieces composed entirely of dicks and boobs, time-lapsed pictures of the same woman masturbating in different poses, straight up bestiality, Japanese woodblock erotica, threesomes and lesbian scenes (not a lot of scenes between two men, but the book implies that much of this kind of work has been destroyed, so it's not necessarily a representative sample.) Obviously it's all NSFW or I would post some of it.

It's funny to look through it and see stuff made decades or hundreds of years ago and see that it's not significantly different from the weird poo poo you see on any given DeviantArt page today. I think that I and most people have been under the assumption that the internet created the market for weird fetishistic art, but it turns out that humans have literally always been like this. It's kind of sobering, not a feeling I expected when I flipped through a book of old art porn.

People have always been weird as gently caress. The internet just made it easier to catch glimpses into the lives of other perverts.

Feel free to post pics with spoilers or whatever!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Gutter Phoenix posted:

:piss:

Those are great!

I just bough a copy of the first one. Thanks for making me aware of it. I love hobo books.
:tipshat:

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Heath posted:

It's funny to look through it and see stuff made decades or hundreds of years ago and see that it's not significantly different from the weird poo poo you see on any given DeviantArt page today. I think that I and most people have been under the assumption that the internet created the market for weird fetishistic art, but it turns out that humans have literally always been like this. It's kind of sobering, not a feeling I expected when I flipped through a book of old art porn.
You should look up the graffiti found in the ruins of Pompeii for further evidence that civilization hasn't truly changed. It's basically 1,940-year-old shitposting.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


A Pack of Kobolds posted:

The following are some selections from the Kobolds Institute of Hobo Studies.





Confuse a Rubber Tramp with a Ding at your own peril.

There's a scan of this one on archive.org, but uh, I still kind of want a hard copy of my own too because it looks pretty awesome.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

A Pack of Kobolds posted:


Confuse a Rubber Tramp with a Ding at your own peril.

I honestly hadn't realized rubber tramps were an actual thing - I'd only ever encountered the term in this song before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d9SeoTQYnw


(which I haven't listened to in literally almost twenty years, come to think of it)

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



I once went to a talk by Jack Cohen and he spoke about being consulted by McCaffrey many times for the biology of her worlds, with them both trying to figure out what makes sense and is scientific.

I dunno if I would consider that a weird book though, it's a mainstay of classic scifi literature.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Heath posted:

Obviously it's all NSFW or I would post some of it.

Stick it in a "hidden" imgur gallery and link it, or post em directly and spoiler the images :)

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
link :nws:, don’t spoiler.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I don't have a scanner and I'm not about to take this to work to do that so my phone camera will have to suffice, unfortunately. The book is simply called Erotic Art 2 by Kronhausen. I just picked out a few that caught my attention, but the book has a ton of examples. The subjects range from straightforward heterosexual lovemaking to pedophilia and bestiality, some are mostly realistic sketches while others indulge in deep fantasy or distort time and perspective. It's a fascinating book for its age because it makes me realize that some of the themes I've seen that I assumed were inventions of the internet have had precedence in art generations removed. These are all very :nws: so I'll provide a description of it if you don't want to look at it.

Here is some 200-odd year old cucking..:nws:

A regal looking man with a scepter and a crown on his three foot erection carries an rear end. :nws: The credit on this one is Félicien Rops, 1833-98.

Top: a faun or satyr sort of creature masturbates. Bottom: tentacles. :nws:

More Rops. Top left depicts a dapper man-sized erection in a suit. Top right is a flaccid man-sized dick whose balls hang from his chin to his knees. Bottom is a satyr impaling a woman from vagina to mouth with an eight foot erection. The woman appears to be enjoying it nonetheless. :nws:

A giant chariot made out of cocks driven by nude women with Roman-like garb and being pulled by naked men. Bonus cunnilingus sketches. :nws:

This is my favorite one because of how it distorts space to give two very different impressions. I'm sure there's an art term for that but I don't know it. The woman simultaneously occupies two drastically different but dramatic poses, with the only shared vector being her vulva, and her belly button, which serves also as her anus. It's such a strange take on the concept of an erotic drawing that I find it to be a really interesting piece. :nws:

There's an example of what I can only describe as a 100 year-old depiction of futanari, but the girl in the drawing has a very uncelar age so I'm not going to risk it.

Apparently this is the second volume so I wonder what's in the first.

Heath fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Nov 7, 2019

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Heath posted:

A regal looking man with a scepter and a crown on his three foot erection carries an rear end. :nws:

Having this as an avatar, were it permitted, would be the ultimate power move.

I've got a bit of an effort-post on the stove for this thread, but in the meantime, please enjoy the dopiest pulp smut title I have ever seen. I cannot find any information about this book, which is a pity since I would just love to know how an author working in this genre in 1971 contrived to combine sex and computers.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
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Ascetic

Calm.oops

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
She looks like she just realised she left the stove on.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

alexandriao posted:

I once went to a talk by Jack Cohen and he spoke about being consulted by McCaffrey many times for the biology of her worlds, with them both trying to figure out what makes sense and is scientific.

I dunno if I would consider that a weird book though, it's a mainstay of classic scifi literature.


I've posted so many books at this point that not all of them are as weird and wonderful as some of the others. Still, most sci fi/ fantasy books seem pretty weird to me.

That is neat that she tried to make dragon books as realistic as possible. I like when authors put in that extra effort.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Heath posted:

I don't have a scanner and I'm not about to take this to work to do that so my phone camera will have to suffice, unfortunately. The book is simply called Erotic Art 2 by Kronhausen. I just picked out a few that caught my attention, but the book has a ton of examples. The subjects range from straightforward heterosexual lovemaking to pedophilia and bestiality, some are mostly realistic sketches while others indulge in deep fantasy or distort time and perspective. It's a fascinating book for its age because it makes me realize that some of the themes I've seen that I assumed were inventions of the internet have had precedence in art generations removed. These are all very :nws: so I'll provide a description of it if you don't want to look at it.

Here is some 200-odd year old cucking..:nws:

A regal looking man with a scepter and a crown on his three foot erection carries an rear end. :nws: The credit on this one is Félicien Rops, 1833-98.

Top: a faun or satyr sort of creature masturbates. Bottom: tentacles. :nws:

More Rops. Top left depicts a dapper man-sized erection in a suit. Top right is a flaccid man-sized dick whose balls hang from his chin to his knees. Bottom is a satyr impaling a woman from vagina to mouth with an eight foot erection. The woman appears to be enjoying it nonetheless. :nws:

A giant chariot made out of cocks driven by nude women with Roman-like garb and being pulled by naked men. Bonus cunnilingus sketches. :nws:

This is my favorite one because of how it distorts space to give two very different impressions. I'm sure there's an art term for that but I don't know it. The woman simultaneously occupies two drastically different but dramatic poses, with the only shared vector being her vulva, and her belly button, which serves also as her anus. It's such a strange take on the concept of an erotic drawing that I find it to be a really interesting piece. :nws:

There's an example of what I can only describe as a 100 year-old depiction of futanari, but the girl in the drawing has a very uncelar age so I'm not going to risk it.

Apparently this is the second volume so I wonder what's in the first.


These are great! I'm reminded of some bawdy drawing I've seen based on Gargantua and Pantagruel by Francoise Rabelais, which is a very dirty old novel, especially the second and third books (I think) that feature the character Panurge.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Pastry of the Year posted:

Having this as an avatar, were it permitted, would be the ultimate power move.

I've got a bit of an effort-post on the stove for this thread, but in the meantime, please enjoy the dopiest pulp smut title I have ever seen. I cannot find any information about this book, which is a pity since I would just love to know how an author working in this genre in 1971 contrived to combine sex and computers.



I would absolutely buy that if I saw a copy for $5 or less.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I got a few new books in the mail:

My copy of this arrived (Thank you Pack of Kobolds!):




The new Crap Hound book by Sean Tejaratchi (of Liartown USA fame) was finally released:






Another fine book from Holloway House:




Another of those dumb little mini-mags:





And finally, this self-published book by an absolute lunatic:



I have to write up something about this nutcase when I have a little more time (hopefully tomorrow), but in the meantime, allow me to link his blog:

https://earharttruth.wordpress.com/

Gutter Phoenix fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Nov 13, 2019

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Gutter Phoenix posted:

I would absolutely buy that if I saw a copy for $5 or less.

Will an ebook version do?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tiggum posted:

Will an ebook version do?

quote:

It was sex, sex, glorious sex that kept Zip alive and he never forgot it he felt if it wasn't for his daily meat rations he would be a poor, withered old man. When Zip awakened each morning to the wet, hot tongue of his sleep-in maid he certainly didn't resemble any old man.

what in the absolute heck

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Pastry of the Year posted:

quote:

It was sex, sex, glorious sex that kept Zip alive
what in the absolute heck
Otherwise he succumbs to the Click of Death.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Heath posted:

.
Apparently this is the second volume so I wonder what's in the first.

I did a check and both volumes 1 and 2 of this book are available on the very well known russian library site :pirate:

It's got ridiculously good quality scans too
https://i.imgur.com/fhNPbHr.png

alexandriao fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Nov 8, 2019

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Tiggum posted:

Will an ebook version do?

Am I reading that right? Are there multiple ebook versions of this available??!!

I have nothing against ebooks, and have a first or second generation kindle that I use when I'm traveling, but this is the sort of thing I'd want to have a physical copy of. I love old paperbacks.

Nonetheless, thanks for the link! I'll take what I can get.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I picked this one up the other day and I've flipped through it a little bit, it seems pretty fascinating.



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

of potential interest to this thread

https://twitter.com/ScarredForLife2/status/1193270596676837380

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Gutter Phoenix posted:

My copy of this arrived (Thank you Pack of Kobalds!):


:tipshat: I'm honestly shocked that you didn't have it already, but I'm glad that is no longer the case!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Heath posted:

I picked this one up the other day and I've flipped through it a little bit, it seems pretty fascinating.






This was one of Robert Graves' pet historical theories. I've never read it, but he mentions it a lot in his excellent Greek Myths collection, and in Hebrew Myths (co-written with Raphael Patai) as well. He might even mention in in his notes to his translation of Suetonius, now that I think about it.

In short, I need to read this one of these days. Let me know what you think of it.

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

Gutter Phoenix posted:


Another of those dumb little mini-mags:





This puts me in mind of Joseph Mitchell, in his classic King of the Gypsies (NB there's no doubt in my mind that everyone who reads this thread knows it well.)



Strikes me as the kind of junk that would keep getting rejacketed long after its shelf life had expired.

NB although it's brilliantly characterised and evocative, this semi-fictionalized essay is fairly antizyganitsic by any contemporary standard, and should be read as a document of its time!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I've been looking for a copy of this for years:























A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



^^^ True crossover appeal.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

^^^ True crossover appeal.



Ooh, Cometbus. I haven't read an issue of that in years. I used to have that very book (I think), but must have sold it at some point because I haven't seen it for awhile.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Just in time for Christmas, here are some goofy spooky Halloween type books I've been meaning to post here:



Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
And some of those grocery store mini-mags I love so much:







3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Just in time for Christmas, here are some goofy spooky Halloween type books I've been meaning to post here:





The axe murder book is the only Scholastic book I own.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
I found these in a box of free books being dumped by someone moving out of my apartment complex couple of months ago:

I'm keeping this one because the cover makes me laugh:






I'll probably get rid of these via terrible Christmas gift to one of my friends:























Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I love this:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Jerry Cotton posted:

The axe murder book is the only Scholastic book I own.

Well? Where is Lizzy Borden's axe??

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Truth be told, that is 99.9% of the reason I grabbed that one. There were about fifty 80's/90's tween books up for grabs, so I had to be selective.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix posted:

And finally, this self-published book by an absolute lunatic:



I have to write up something about this nutcase when I have a little more time (hopefully tomorrow), but in the meantime, allow me to link his blog:

https://earharttruth.wordpress.com/


I have not forgotten about this. The story must be told, but it'll take me some time to write it up. The author is hilariously unbalanced and attacks anyone who even slightly disagrees with him. It is both weird and wonderful!!

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Same with my essay on Night Cat, and all of the other stuff I've promised in this thread over the past two years but have so far failed to deliver on. I'll get to it all some day...

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