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teen witch posted:This looks like that picture and makes me...eurgh. TBH it doesn’t look like that much of a variety.
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Lil Peeler posted:Goddamn this dude skeezes me out I definitely don't think there are 4 separate grandparents in that guy's family tree.
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teen witch posted:This looks like that picture and makes me...eurgh. She's quite pretty and has a big friendly smile. Only one if her fellas looks like he has a full deck of mental cards though. She could do better, but not as many at once.
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Lil Peeler posted:Goddamn this dude skeezes me out He reminds me of that “Beavis and Butthead IRL” picture someone made.
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Barudak posted:Poly Relationship Class - Berryllium Lmfao you owe me a new keyboard for making me gurglespurt in laughter
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From what I gather from the article, she is engaged to the skinny guy with bad teeth and her baby is supposedly the red heads?
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WIBTA if I shared a video of my boss’ husband’s very public, anti-immigrant behavior on social media? I will start off by admitting I can’t stand my boss’ husband. It isn’t so much his political ideology, but his behavior that makes me want to vomit. He is strongly anti-immigrant, but especially and forcefully anti-undocumented residents. I first saw what a jack rear end he is at the first company event where he targeted service workers with questions about their legal status (he only asked brown people, one of whom was South Asian). At another company event, he made a point to take pictures of some of the service workers with his phone because “they sounded illegal” and he wanted pictures in case he wanted to get ICE involved. I don’t know why my boss brings him to company functions. He clearly makes everyone uncomfortable and I have found myself getting out of these functions with excuses because I don’t want to be around him. But I have a video on my phone of him approaching random Spanish-speaking people on the streets taking pictures of them and asking them what their legal statuses are. WIBTA if I posted the video on social media (anonymously)? He is my boss’ husband, I don’t want problems for my boss though...
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Boyfriend is hoarding hard drives and boxes of porn . I was aware that he does this but it’s gotten out of hand where we have no more space in the closet and he just leaves boxes where ever in the house has space and I have to explain this craziness when people come over of why there is a box labeled anal in the living room . He has a ridiculous conspiracy that porn will be banned in the future and then that’s when he comes in and he’ll be able to retire early so he duplicates videos and stores them on portable hard drives for that day to come . When we first started dating it was one box now it’s all over the house . When ever I tell him it’s getting out of hand he gets defensive and says I don’t have a business mindset and that he’s sitting on a gold mine so he doesn’t listen to reason . I don’t even like bringing it up because it’s lead to many arguments
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Dec 10, 2019 07:20
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Power Khan posted:Boyfriend is hoarding hard drives and boxes of porn . Dude needs to leave it in the woods, it’s a vital part of the porn circle of life.
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PetraCore posted:I know actual doctors are not hyped about laws trying to demand they do stuff that isn't actually a thing It's not always so clean cut though. Lots of states have religious protection laws that let healthcare workers refuse treatment because of their personal beliefs and just let patients die and these loving Godbothering twats love it. This isn't theoretical, they kill people for being trans or pregnant out of wedlock or what the gently caress ever.
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Dec 10, 2019 07:24
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I know his thought of getting rich on porn is a cover, but seriously many countries have made it illegal and yet somehow it still exists and is easily accessed. Nobody wants your boxes of smut except people who get aroused at the thought of family owned video rental stores making a come back. Something like 90% of China's VPN usage is estimated to be for porn.
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Dec 10, 2019 07:29
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AITA for kissing the homies goodnight? This originated about two or three months ago, or whenever that “kissing your homies goodnight” meme was popular. My friends and I would always joke about it, and we thought it was funny, so whenever we would hang out, we started kissing each other goodbye. Just a short peck, nothing serious or anything. It became sort of a tradition at the end of every hang out, and we kept doing it even after the meme died because we still thought it was funny. Yesterday, I brought my girlfriend to hang out with us since she had never met these friends before. We all went to dinner, talked, and went back to one of my friend’s houses to watch TV. When it was time to leave, I kissed the homies, as is custom, and said goodbye. My girlfriend was not pleased. I had told her that we did it before, but she had assumed I wasn’t serious and was just referencing the meme. It escalated slightly, but I really don’t think it’s that bad. I equate it to kissing a family member, but she thinks it’s really weird. None of us are actually gay, and there is no attraction involved whatsoever. It might be a matter of personal opinion, but AITA? edit: yes it was on the lips, and none of us are gay/bi
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for kissing the homies goodnight? help, i can't stop laughing at this
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Dec 10, 2019 07:34
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Mill Town posted:It's not always so clean cut though. Lots of states have religious protection laws that let healthcare workers refuse treatment because of their personal beliefs and just let patients die and these loving Godbothering twats love it. This isn't theoretical, they kill people for being trans or pregnant out of wedlock or what the gently caress ever.
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I dont know why his girlfriend is questioning his sexuality just because he kisses his male friends on the lips, not once does he say he washes his butt.
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My Wife Dumped Me Because I’m Huge and Last Forever in Bedquote:After 26 years my wife kicked me out. She gave me many reasons, sex being one of them. Her biggest complaint: My penis is much too long and thick. It takes me over two hours to have reach climax, and I usually want it again right after. She used to tell me I should be a porn star, but she doesn’t seem to like my size and stamina anymore. Here’s my problem: I’ve been madly in love with her for over 26 years. When I fantasize, it’s about her. If I have a sexual dream, it’s always about her. I’m only sexually attracted to her. It wasn’t that way before I fell in love with her, but has been for over 26 years. She says she still loves me but has to be alone for now. I’m in my 50s, but women have always flirted with me, and that hasn’t changed. I have no interest in them. I don’t want to have relations with other women; I made lifelong vows. But it seems stupid to keep only fantasizing about a woman who doesn’t want me around. I try to incorporate other women into my fantasies, but my mind switches the images into my wife. She’s not even my wife anymore; I can’t quit calling her that. What should I do?
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professor metis posted:My Wife Dumped Me Because I’m Huge and Last Forever in Bed Lol I didn’t know Michael Scott posted on reddit.
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AITA for screaming really loud when drivers come close to hitting me on my bike? I've started biking to my job, to the gym, to pretty much everywhere to get in shape. It's been mostly great, I've lost a bunch of weight and gotten a lot stronger too. But the one stressful thing is how drivers around here aren't great... Lots of dumb driving, speeding, road rage, texting, etc... And I've had a couple close calls. Just a month ago for example, I was driving on a 2 lane road, in the right lane. People in the right lane are allowed to turn right or go straight. People in the left lane are allowed to turn left or go straight. Well, a guy in a SUV took a right turn from the left lane, and nearly hit me from the side. And that's just one example of dumb driving. I always try to avoid those situations from the start, and evade them if I see them happening. But sometimes something takes me by surprise. I can't really honk because I'm on a bike, and nobody in a car is going to hear a bike Bell. I also don't want to scream angrily because I'm afraid someone might react bad to that and hurt me. So if a close call happens, I just scream as loud and high as I can. No words, just AAAAAA. Like "girl getting murdered in a horror movie" like banshee style shriek. I've got a real high voice and great projection. I was a soprano in my school's choir and I can belt it. And every time I've done that, whoever was driving slams the breaks or slows way down to look around. I never thought there was much trouble with that; I gotta do something to keep myself safe. But then yesterday I was going to work and someone in a pickup truck ran a stop sign and had a close call with me. So I swerved and shrieked, and kept shrieking till the driver had fully stopped. He seemed spooked. Then I saw some of my coworkers on the sidewalk, they were going to get coffee together, and they waved me over and asked if I was OK, what had just happened. I was like "yeah I'm good, just didn't wanna get run over and needed that truck to see or hear me" and they were like "girl everyone in a half mile radius heard you" I was kinda joking around and went "Thank the finest vocal training at (my hometown) Junior high" And a couple of my coworkers said it wasn't that funny, I'd given them a scare and probably everyone else in earshot too. AITA for screaming when I have close calls on my bike? It's more to draw drivers attention than out of genuine horror or pain.
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professor metis posted:My Wife Dumped Me Because I’m Huge and Last Forever in Bed Dear Arthur S. Insert, 2 hours is a medical issue. Truly, Jur Editor
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professor metis posted:My Wife Dumped Me Because I’m Huge and Last Forever in Bed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
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Power Khan posted:Boyfriend is hoarding hard drives and boxes of porn . One medium-sized cardboard box full of HDs can hold a lot of porn. Like, more than you can practically download.
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Dec 10, 2019 08:55
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The Lone Badger posted:One medium-sized cardboard box full of HDs can hold a lot of porn. Like, more than you can practically download. Well obv. not.
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I have very real concerns those are piles of crime porns hes got there and she seems very blase about it
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Barudak posted:I have very real concerns those are piles of crime porns hes got there and she seems very blase about it She is dating Dennis Reynolds.
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Dec 10, 2019 09:05
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WIBTA if I told my wife she has a weird laugh?quote:I love my wife. She is not an easy laugh, and I love it when she laughs.
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Power Khan posted:AITA for screaming really loud when drivers come close to hitting me on my bike? this lady is awesome, her coworkers are stooges
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Vim Fuego posted:WIBTA if I told my wife she has a weird laugh? Why? Why can’t people just shut the gently caress up about poo poo?? He literally has no reason to say anything.
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Dec 10, 2019 09:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8BSHVWGxk i sat eating chips at an incredibly depressing orgy once and someone came up to me and told me there are elite orgies going on, you just needed an invitation, makes me sure there are hot and sexy poly couples out there somewhere flying stealth
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ulex minor posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8BSHVWGxk Of course elite orgies are real. It’s just that going to one means you might end up on the BBC claiming you couldn’t have been there because you were busy not sweating.
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The Bramble posted:Oh cool, the dress code derail again. Hey, what's the deal with tipping? What even IS chicken salad? Fightman - is he real? Dancer posted:I jerked my Johnson with Chilli-Pepper Olive Oil by mistake
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Let me tell you why normalized genital mutilation in a (supposedly) first world country is actually cool and good. First of all...
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Pirate Radar posted:Of course elite orgies are real. It’s just that going to one means you might end up on the BBC claiming you couldn’t have been there because you were busy not sweating. Not sure which BBC you're referring to here 
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Barudak posted:I have very real concerns those are piles of crime porns hes got there and she seems very blase about it 100%, yes. She may not be aware of it but he definitely has a bunch of child porn already
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A huge repository of videos of people loving: the Library of Congress
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Vim Fuego posted:WIBTA if I told my wife she has a weird laugh? What possible benefit does he see to doing this? The absolute best case scenario is she doesn't care, the worst case is she dumps him for being a dick or never laughs again. There's literally no up side to this.
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Sunswipe posted:What possible benefit does he see to doing this? The absolute best case scenario is she doesn't care, the worst case is she dumps him for being a dick or never laughs again. There's literally no up side to this. Well, worst case is that she breaks out into even more deranged laughter and this is her supervillain origin story, but I see what you mean.
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dear reddit wibta if i blew up my marriage for reasons that are completely inexplicable, even to me? tia god bless
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quote:AITA for keeping my son away from my girlfriend's house after an allergic reaction. My girlfriend finds my sons safety and well-being to be a joke...AITA?
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