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I looked at reddit (I know, I know) and it seems like the map defenders have logged on and settled on saying that it was actually a map to the first jedi temple all along, which is merely where everyone correctly guessed luke went. All the times they call it 'the map to luke' is merely shorthand for this. Also below exists in a supposedly canon source but was a mistake and should be disregarded. In conclusion, I have now almost certainly thought about the treasure map longer than JJ did
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skasion posted:
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No Mods No Masters posted:I looked at reddit (I know, I know) and it seems like the map defenders have logged on and settled on saying that it was actually a map to the first jedi temple all along, which is merely where everyone correctly guessed luke went. All the times they call it 'the map to luke' is merely shorthand for this. Also below exists in a supposedly canon source but was a mistake and should be disregarded. In conclusion, I have now almost certainly thought about the treasure map longer than JJ did This would make the First Order even more inept. If they spent however many years desperately searching for Luke, why would they never search the first place everyone guessed he would go?
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They also didn't know where the temple was- only that wherever it was, that was probably where luke would go. Not gonna argue with it being asinine for sure though
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actually i like my helmet its cool again
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I looked up whether or not Kylo trained on Ach-To, which would be all the more dumb, but apparently we have no idea what planet Luke’s temple was on.
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A customer came into work today and said, "people should be grateful they're getting more Starwars! It's better than what you could be getting even if it's still bad". I'm paraphrasing, but Christ almighty, this dude was in his forties and basically saying why are you upset that all new media isn't branded. We should thank our overlords at Disney for the opportunity to watch the same poo poo over and over and over.
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No Mods No Masters posted:They also didn't know where the temple was- only that wherever it was, that was probably where luke would go. Not gonna argue with it being asinine for sure though So Luke left a map to the place where he was going and everyone knew that's where he would be, but its different now that its a Jedi temple? 
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All films now require a cameo from R2D2. 12 angry men, but there's a Droid beeping in the background.
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Guys, we established that JJ/Rian are poo poo writers like 50 pages ago.
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It doesn't matter if the writing is bad. You should just be happy that you're gettin more STAR WARS!!!
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my dog died im sad posted:All films now require a cameo from R2D2. *Unconvinced Beep*
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How long does that dreadnought have to be for that dumb bomber scene to make sense? Well, that one part of it. Obviously there are many reasons it doesn't make any sense. I was estimating 5000 miles but maybe someone has done some real work.
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my dog died im sad posted:It doesn't matter if the writing is bad. You should just be happy that you're gettin more STAR WARS!!! <video of Rich Evans masturbating with a droid>
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Kazak posted:*Unconvinced Beep* In hindsight, it was a mistake to make an astrodroid the jury foreman.
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QuarkJets posted:The Wachowskis spent nearly a decade writing and then rewriting the script for The Matrix. They clearly had no plans for a sequel at that time. And then 4 years later they had fully shot, produced, and released two sequels. Clearly they need a shitload of time and editing to do something right because when they're on a time-limited schedule they produce profoundly bad movies, as proven by 20 years of consistently producing garbage. Uhh Jupiter Ascending, Speedracer, and Cloud Atlas all own 
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Speed racer ruled and is one of the best if not the best cartoon adaptation.
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Blistex posted:<video of Rich Evans masturbating with a droid> I just want to stress, that grown people feel this way. Instead of having new stories they would prefer having anything as long as it's branded with the poo poo they remember as a child.
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There shouldn't be any new songs after stairway to heaven. Close the book. All music should be variations on that now.
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Presenting Nipples posted:Uhh Jupiter Ascending, Speedracer, and Cloud Atlas all own Maybe lay off the pipe a bit
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skasion posted:Good question! Luke says that “the temple was burning, he had vanished with a handful of my students and slaughtered the rest.” You would think that what precisely this means and how we are to interpret it is pretty loving important, but the movies don’t agree. Is "Kylo was just trying to escape at all cost" in the comics or something? Cause it's not in the movies, which both seemed to convey exactly what you're conveying: that Kylo got freaked out by Luke standing over him with a lightsaber and then destroyed the entire temple and killed all of the students except for a few of his buds. Sydin posted:Ah yes Obi-Wan should have prevented Anakin's fall by... uh, I guess recognizing he was into Natalie Portman and tell him to keep it in his pants? Or are you arguing he should have just murdered child Anakin from the start? Obi-Wan was a dogshit mentor and he knew it. He literally says "I failed you". Anakin is very easily turned to the dark side, he barely needs any coaxing at all. And Obi-Wan doesn't even seem to notice that anything is amiss until Anakin has already slaughtered a bunch of children.
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Like don't get me wrong Anakin and Obi-Wan's relationship as portrayed in the prequels is dogshit, but even there Obi-Wan is a better teacher to Anakin than Luke is shown to be to Kylo. Also no "See you around kid" is not Deadpool but it's still a smug one liner that feels out of place.
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I dont like going through threads and seeing people badmouth Speed Racer Youre all welcome to keep dumping on Star Wars
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quote:was i picked on in jedi academy? hmm let me think
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Poop Pieporker.
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An Ounce of Gold posted:Yeah, this is some beginner writing poo poo right here. Show don't tell... The movie actually does neither.
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wuggles posted:This, but also: How are you this loving stupid?
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Like literally every human on earth disagrees with those opinions how did you come up with those you loving moron
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luke's story in TLJ is the best part of any of the new movies
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my dog died im sad posted:Speed racer ruled and is one of the best if not the best cartoon adaptation.
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/\ The only time she is not boring is when she is sharing a scene with Finn or Kylo, and that's because she's coasting on John/Adam's charisma/enthusiasm/talent.Big Beef City posted:Like literally every human on earth disagrees with those opinions how did you come up with those you loving moron I sort of partially agree with the "art" comment regarding the throne room scene (actually more the set than the scene) because it was was visually striking. The throne room scene, along with the Kamikaze scene were the only two moments in that film that were in any way visually interesting to me. Like was mentioned, just look at any single person in the throne room fight scene, and it's becomes painfully obvious how poorly done that was. At one point Kylo stabs the floor for absolutely no reason, and I picked up on so many pauses, and goofs on the first watch, which is something I almost never do. No word of a lie, the first time I saw it, I paused it, and started laughing because I was literally thinking of this...  It was that disjointed and uncoordinated. Blistex fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Dec 11, 2019 |
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I found Snoke's throne set to be rather visually boring. A number of interviews with the set designers describe it as going for an opulent feel but it comes across like a somewhat minimalist green screen set (red screen in this case I guess).
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Vernii posted:I found Snoke's throne set to be rather visually boring. A number of interviews with the set designers describe it as going for an opulent feel but it comes across like a somewhat minimalist green screen set (red screen in this case I guess). I was just happy to see something that wasn't CGI or "Generic Imperial/Rebel ship interior".
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Vernii posted:I found Snoke's throne set to be rather visually boring. A number of interviews with the set designers describe it as going for an opulent feel but it comes across like a somewhat minimalist green screen set (red screen in this case I guess). you didnt like the weird space scope thing? that's the single best part about any of the Disney SW
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Luke left the map with R2 because he didn't want to delete R2's memories, so he just encrypted the map. Lor San Tekka has the encryption key because it was the same password as his HBO Go account which he had been sharing with Luke
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Luke left the map with R2 because he didn't want to delete R2's memories, so he just encrypted the map. Lor San Tekka has the encryption key because it was the same password as his HBO Go account which he had been sharing with Luke There is no way this is canon. That's a competing streaming service. They were sharing a Disney + account.
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Chomp8645 posted:There is no way this is canon. That's a competing streaming service. They were sharing a Disney + account. Yeah that's just basic native advertising sense come on.
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