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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and the Trump playbook – Justice secretary insists government is not trying to exploit the deaths of two young people in a terrorist attack for election purposes"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson to have minimal contact with Donald Trump during UK visit amid fears it could harm Tories

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... rail strike chaos


David Squires:


Bonus! First Dog On The Moon:

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Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006


Just in case anyone missed the much improved version from the US thread

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump and the NHS – The US president has said he would not be interested in putting NHS on the table during trade talks with UK even if it was ‘handed on a silver platter’"

Telegraph:

Trump blasts Macron over ‘brain dead’ Nato remarks

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After John Leech.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Donald Trump's UK visit


Also! The winners of the Ellwood Atfield Political Cartoon & Cartoonist Of The Year were announced.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the alliance of Donald Trump and Boris Johnson – Donald Trump cut short his attendance at the Nato summit in London after a group of leaders, including Boris Johnson, was caught on video ridiculing the US president"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Farage hits out at three MEPs who quit Brexit party to back Tories

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Corbyn's royal blunder ('You don't watch the Queen's speech, do you Jeremy Corbyn?' Labour leader is caught out pretending he watches Her Majesty in the MORNING on Christmas Day in cringe-worthy interview - then reveals he would let homeless people move into Chequers

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress off Paul

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

They missed the opportunity to have a little opened present in the room: a copy of Boris Johnson's "fantastic" Brexit deal.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Tory tax cuts and homelessness – Questioned about claims that the government would cut taxes in a February budget – contradicting the party’s manifesto, which says taxes will go up – Johnson said: ‘I don’t know what you are talking about’"

Telegraph:

Farage hits out at three MEPs who quit Brexit party to back Tories

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... election turkeys


Guardian Australian Sport:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

I can't believe blower has found work outside the telegraph, for gently caress's sake

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Andrew Neil's challenge to Boris Johnson – Andrew Neil looked down the camera on Thursday night, addressing an audience of millions, and challenged Boris Johnson to face a primetime one-on-one interview about his suitability for the highest office in the country"

Telegraph:

John Major backs three ex-Tory independents in election campaign

Matt:

BBC debate: Corbyn hits out at Johnson's ‘racist remarks’

Independent:

Trump impeachment inquiry: House judiciary committee releases report; After Carlo Dolci.

The i paper:

After Henry Fuseli.

Times:

James Bond is back: first full trailer for No Time To Die

Stephen Collins:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
"More bread please, kill the rich" is pretty good as manifestos go :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

" Friday the 13th: the Boris Johnson remake – There’s an election afoot and a masked, machete-wielding prowler on the loose…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Anthony Joshua outfoxes Andy Ruiz Jr to dance back into boxing's big time

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on voting for change in the general election – With Britain heading to the polls on 12 December, figures showing at least 135,000 children will be homeless and living in temporary accommodation on Christmas Day have emerged"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Election 2019: Boris Johnson vows end to migrants ‘treating Britain as their own’

Evening Standard:

Caroll Spinney, who played Big Bird on Sesame Street, dies aged 85

Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I'd vote for the roomba.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The roomba has a good plan with clear, measurable outcomes. Better than anyone in this election.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Russia’s sporting ban – Wada votes to ban Russia from international sport for four years for doping offences, while Boris Johnson has been accused of withholding key intelligence report from voters"
Bonus!
https://twitter.com/MartinRowson/status/1204315818487664641
Win a copy of Rowson's latest book by drawing Matt Hancock and tweeting it at him with the hashtag!

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson to visit Labour’s heartlands to call for repeat of Brexit ‘roar’ to deliver election win

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Could Brexit wrecking ball knock down Labour’s 'red wall' as Tories eye up the party's former heartlands?

Evening Standard:

Tories forced into climbdown over claim aide was hit by Labour protester

Mail:


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's election advertising – Boris Johnson does not look like a prime minister who believes he is just about to lose the office he has coveted since boyhood" Also Hugh Grant points out crucial difference between Love Actually and Boris Johnson’s spoof campaign video

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

PM refuses to look at picture of boy forced to sleep on hospital floor

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris scooping up votes

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Okay, that Matt got me good. It's just the right amount of witty and deadpan.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
I actually said "Get hosed" at that Thomas, out load.

So Get hosed, Thomas

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Adams is a poo poo but :lol: at that farage of his

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:siren::ducksiren::siren::yayclod::siren::yaybutt::siren: IT'S GENERAL ELECTION DAY!!!!! :siren::yaybutt::siren::yayclod::siren::ducksiren::siren:
Still time as I post this to get to your polling station and decide this country's fate!

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's general election pledges – Britain heads to the polls on Thursday in what has been billed as the ‘most important general election in a generation’"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Politicians joined by dogs on election polling day – video

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Corbyn's political pals


Guardian Australian Sport:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


That has to be the shittest take Thomas has done in a good long while.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuccckkkk OFFFFFFF, Paul

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Paul Thomas in being an absolutely massive oval office shocker.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just capturing the mood of the nation.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
UK election results 2019: Boris Johnson returned as PM with all constituencies declared :smithcloud:
Some of these are from last night, and so are a bit bland "an election happened".

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump's outrage at Greta Thunberg and Time magazine – Incensed perhaps by her selection – and not his – as Time magazine’s person of the year, Donald Trump opened Twitter fire Thursday morning on the climate activist Greta Thunberg"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Aung San Suu Kyi pleas with court to dismiss genocide claims

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a long election campaign

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson winning a Tory majority – Johnson has said he wants to ‘let the healing begin’ over Brexit, pitching himself as the prime minister of a one-nation government after winning the largest Conservative majority since Thatcher" After Disney.

Telegraph:


Matt:

Election results 2019: Conservatives win Great Grimsby from Labour

Independent:

After Goya.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
Sure can't wait for the next Blower cartoon.:suicide:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

It'll involve a massive cheering crowd of conservative politicians, maybe even the royal family, and none of them will look human

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson lights his Brexit bomb – The prime minister basks in his election victory, and looks to an explosive future"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:

After LS Lowry.

Sunday Times:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Apart from Bob, I'd almost call Matt and The Times surprisingly self aware.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Tory triumph in the north of England – Andy Burnham has urged new Tory voters in the north of England to be wary of Conservative promises to invest tens of billions of pounds in the region"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson could shrink Cabinet by half and merge departments to save Government billions of pounds

Matt:

Boris Johnson threatens BBC with two-pronged attack

Independent:

Who will be the next Labour party leader?

Times:


Evening Standard:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Using Я as a R should be punishable by having rotten fruit & veg thrown at you.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well why would we want so wany civil servants as we undertake the biggest legislative reorganization of a generation? It must be an evil commie plot by that boy Corbyn and his lot who've been controlling the size of government for the last decade.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


A good Adams?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

forkboy84 posted:

Using Я as a R should be punishable by having rotten fruit & veg thrown at you.
I dunno, it works for southerners. Toyach sounds more like how they pronounce it than anything with an R in it.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Dominic Cummings and the new government – Dominic Cummings, Johnson’s key adviser, has previously called for a revolution in Whitehall and an end to the Kafka-esque influence of senior mandarins"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Huw Edwards rejects 'toxic cynicism' over BBC's election output

Evening Standard:

Brexit: Boris Johnson will amend bill to outlaw extension

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… Boris and the Queen’s speech


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's message to the country – The PM quoted Ronald Reagan as he addressed his new cabinet for the first time since the general election. Johnson told his ministers: ‘We should have absolutely no embarrassment about saying we are a people’s government’"

Telegraph:

General election: Jeremy Corbyn apologises to Labour MPs for defeat

Matt:

May the paws be with you: Cats and Star Wars premieres – in pictures

Independent:

Boris Johnson could ditch promise to protect workers' rights and environmental protections after Brexit, No 10 suggests

Times:

Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You reaches US No 1 after 25 years

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Royal family's strained year

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Tony Blair's Labour broadside – The former Labour leader has called on party members to abandon the policies and political leanings of Jeremy Corbyn"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Whirlpool recalls more than 500,000 washing machines over fire risk



Independent:


Times:

Keir Starmer sets out case for 'radical Labour government' After LS Lowry.

Evening Standard:

McConnell and Pelosi set for showdown over next steps of Trump impeachment

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Corbyn's Christmas nightmare

After John Leech.

Guardian Australian Sport:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the second state opening of parliament in two months – The Queen eschewed her traditional regalia for the beginning of the new parliamentary session"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Heavy rain and flooding frustrate pre-Christmas travellers in UK

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Donald Trump's impeachment

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