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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Junior G-man posted:

https://twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205205524352045056?s=19

Just LMAO if this turns out to be true. Could be Tory spin ops but still ..
https://mobile.twitter.com/ljayes/status/1205211654692188161

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ShadowSpectre posted:

just wanted to drop into the thread: my illiterate in english, illiterate in bengali except for spoken gran went up to the person at the polling station today and said “LABOUR? NAMBAR?” and then went and counted down the list til she got to them to mark it down

Show your gran the bollywood edits please.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Lord of the Llamas posted:

If by winning you mean a hung parliament then the odds are at least 30%.

Sounds good to me, Jez is absolutely the kind of good chap who will river his OESD

(bonjour from montreal, mon ami. hoping y'all start hearing good news in a few hours)

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

So if Boris loses, will he be the shortest serving prime minister, or something equally humiliating?

Second shortest, after George Canning who died in office.

I'm pretty sure he has the record for fewest successful votes, by a long way.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

If the Tory leak for setting expectations is "We're afraid Tim in Ruislip might be the nails in the Prime Minister's coffin", they are shook.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Can you imagine the Lib Dems actually doing something good this election

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

OwlFancier posted:

Fairly sure unless we had one that died of something.

Yep. George Canning checked out after 119 days. Johnson's managed 140, and is in 2nd.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Canning

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.

Sanford posted:

Not till after 10pm uk time mate. It’s illegal.

(That’s two hours from now)

gently caress.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
Did my democracy in Chichester, safe Tory seat but I guess you have to just go at it until folks see it can be swung.

I really don't see how the Tories can do better than last time, not convinced their Brexit position can land them as many votes as it loses.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There's always one bugger who has to spoil it for everyone else by dying in office.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

side_burned posted:

Is there a good site for exit polls, it is noon her in California and I can not find anything and I have been constantly Googling on my phone all morning.

It will be apparently announced at 10pm, presumably UTC+00

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Source4Leko posted:

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

So how many more universities will report irregularities and registration issues and will they all be in places the tories lost last time?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Source4Leko posted:

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
JEREMY TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Venuz Patrol posted:

you fools! by spreading the tweet you've increased its engagement potential! twitter will recommend it more often and more people will see that, uh, the conservatives are bad at spelling, i guess

Yeah, this seems planned but both unnecessary and unhelpful if you're the Tories - so the opposite for us. Like they're gonna have any difficulty getting something shared today :D

And the story is that the Tories are heartless and incompetent. Misspelling things in your advertising makes you look competent, of course.

So yeah, this is a strategy I guess. But I think it's the wrong one :D

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Im voting tory in edinburgh to make sure scotland leaves the UK

Glory to independent scotland

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!
Voted Labour in Edinburgh North-West, which we're way behind on but hopefully moves the needle for next time unless the youthquake really is real.

Had an SNP canvasser come by to ask who I voted her and I felt bad for her because I have voted SNP a few times and this is an SNP/Lib Dem marginal. I'll be sad if the Lib Dems get in by some small margin. First time I've actually had a canvasser knock on my door but also the first election I've had while living here where I wasn't working on the day.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Is there data available from previous elections indicating when in the day people vote?

Fake edit: at the pub, and the table beside me might be how people more normally engage in politics - ie discussing it today, on the day of an election, exceptionally, and evidently have only made their minds up today or very recently (table of three: Conservative, Labour, Green).

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

side_burned posted:

Is there a good site for exit polls, it is noon her in California and I can not find anything and I have been constantly Googling on my phone all morning.
People have already said what time it comes out, but there’s no exit polls in the UK. There’s one poll for the entire country that all the major broadcasters collaborate on and release together.

No sites with updated vote counts from each district like in the US either: you get the exit poll, then each constituency publicly announces the results when they’ve counted 100% of the votes. That’s it.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Fair few in my polling station at 8pm and turnout was sitting at 40% at 5pm which is unseasonably high (I'm in an SF/SDLP hypermarginal so looks like people fired up ate bit)

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


KOGAHAZAN!! posted:

Yeah if you have low canvassing turnouts or high turnover in the constituency the information on the sheets is next to worthless

Is it all based off canvassing?

Man they need to start buying data.

I knocked on a door that said “Labour” on my sheet and the guy eyeballed me then laughed and said “I’ve been tory for thirty years, mate”, to which I replied “gently caress me, sorry” because I don’t wanna be wasting my time with them on polling day either.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

An awful lot of people only make their mind up on the day, or in the polling booth.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Im voting tory in edinburgh to make sure scotland leaves the UK

Glory to independent scotland

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

is time slowing down for anyone else? it takes ages for seconds to pass. Did the stargate open to a black hole?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Put in my Labour vote in Norwich North. The place wasn't rammed, but there was a fairly consistent queue of around six people from entering to leaving, so busier than normal. Mixed ages. A canvasser knocked a little later for GOTV and said it's gonna be tight here.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ladies, Gentlemen, Lads, Lasses and all other genders - I wish I had the guts to stay up with you for the livestream; I may still be able to do so, but I fear I am too much a coward to do so. All I can say is that you guys have seriously helped me recover after the last few years; the E.U. referendum and the US election, along with me living in a place that wasn't best for me leading to me drinking way too much pretty much broke my brain. I cannot do too much (besides from drowning my father in all the evidence that Corbyn and Momentum aren't intrinsically anti-semetic) from where I am, besides from my vote by proxy.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I love you all, and solidarity forever. Work will still be hard for us even if we win big. But that's the thing about socialism. You always have to fight. Hugs and kisses.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

double nine posted:

is time slowing down for anyone else? it takes ages for seconds to pass. Did the stargate open to a black hole?

I can't believe it's only 8, this day is never ending.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
i think I'm going to get a heart attack before 10 pm.

Please god, just give us this victory, just give us a slice of some sort of hope.

It's the hope, it's that loving tiny hope that keeps making you think that for once people arent poo poo... please I hope I'm wrong and that people arent poo poo...

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Dec 12, 2019

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Heard that the plod were out and about at certain polling stations in Tower Hamlets today. Not sure if Twisto or the others can verify?
Maybe just the ones Lutfur Rahman's gang used to strong-arm voters at, and hopefully just to make sure nothing happens.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

quidditch it and quit it posted:

I knocked on a door that said “Labour” on my sheet and the guy eyeballed me then laughed and said “I’ve been tory for thirty years, mate”, to which I replied “gently caress me, sorry” because I don’t wanna be wasting my time with them on polling day either.

it might be years old and the guy has moved house. I found that on my doorknocking efforts quite often

also

Rarity posted:

JEREMY TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Less than two hours, that's one film or a prog rock album away.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Bunch of Berx. (In the rhyming slang sense.)

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

Rarity posted:

JEREMY TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



HJB posted:

Less than two hours, that's one film or a prog rock album away.

Or a good length to start an edging wank for when BoJo loses his seat

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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I'm logging off for the night folks. See you all on the other side.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Since I've been home from work two labour people have come and knocked on my door.

I guess it makes sense that I live on the same street as the polling station so it'd be easy to get people to go and bother, but I'm hoping this is an extra sign they know it's close to toppling the incumbent Tory

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

double nine posted:

is time slowing down for anyone else? it takes ages for seconds to pass. Did the stargate open to a black hole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePWNmLP0Z0

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Josef bugman posted:

I'm logging off for the night folks. See you all on the other side.

Lots of love josef.

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Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


HJB posted:

Less than two hours, that's one film or a prog rock album away.

Literally just put on Joe’s Garage by Frank Zappa and I’m going to listen to all of it including all the incredibly weird and bad bits, and then it’ll be exit poll time.

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