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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Mr. Nemo posted:

I was absolutely convinced London was +5 hours from where I am but it turns out it’s just +3. What the hell i want exit polls nowwww

Good luck!

i got you bro

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Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Ratjaculation posted:

i got you bro



posting exit poles before 10pm is :jail: i'm calling the electoral commission

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

gently caress SAKE OWL

:ocelot:

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

ThomasPaine posted:

If I get to watch the slow creeping pundit realisation and dread I did on the trump and brexit votes but in my favour I'm going to have a great night.

Please polls, you've been wrong the last bunch of times don't be right now!

Watching them eat poo poo again would be amazing.

But it is unlikely and we're probably gonna have to be dealing with this crap next time https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/p...ong-time/12/12/

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Vitamin P posted:

Watching them eat poo poo again would be amazing.

But it is unlikely and we're probably gonna have to be dealing with this crap next time https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/p...ong-time/12/12/

Despair is tempting, but it is a false god.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
the exit poll kind of takes the fun out of proceedings imho

Vitamin P posted:

Watching them eat poo poo again would be amazing.

But it is unlikely and we're probably gonna have to be dealing with this crap next time https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/p...ong-time/12/12/

If I'm not allowed to Weetpost can we also ban this defeatist miserywanking bullshit

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Said this in the Germany thread but if there's anyone in Berlin itt who's staying up for the results, I'm going to Das Gift soonish

Probably a bit late, but if anyone's coming, I'll be the one in the red hair and the baby blue dress

e: despairposting is banned until exit polls come in, because I said so

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

90 mins to go! Been out since 8 and off to the count later. Early signs are positive and looks like labour will hold here, which for the west of Scotland is good going!

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Well look what I got in my mailbox today



I appreciate the thought, Brighton Council, but that isn't really going to get used is it.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Venomous posted:

Said this in the Germany thread but if there's anyone in Berlin itt who's staying up for the results, I'm going to Das Gift soonish

Probably a bit late, but if anyone's coming, I'll be the one in the red hair and the baby blue dress

e: despairposting is banned until exit polls come in, because I said so

Im holidaying in Munich and too tired to stay up much longer.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Unkempt posted:

Well look what I got in my mailbox today



I appreciate the thought, Brighton Council, but that isn't really going to get used is it.

not with that attitude

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Brattleboro looks like a lovely little town

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Early reports state the LD has gained 600 seats
Jo swinson will be widening the downing 10 door shortly.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Hearing rumours from all parties that the swing to JEB! 2020 is looking increasingly large. Internal polling suggests 100% chance of a 650 JEB!! Majority tomorrow.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Unkempt posted:

Well look what I got in my mailbox today



I appreciate the thought, Brighton Council, but that isn't really going to get used is it.
Just a warning, the numbers on the bottom of the paper are also unique identifiers, just like your name and address are. :ohdear:

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

kalensc posted:

Sounds good to me, Jez is absolutely the kind of good chap who will river his OESD

(bonjour from montreal, mon ami. hoping y'all start hearing good news in a few hours)

Sent you a pm!

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
I'm American and haven't given a single gently caress about anything happening with our politics for weeks (because I'm gonna vote for Bernie and he's gonna win) because y'all are actually giving me hope for the future.

Progject
Apr 23, 2006

Sanford posted:

Literally just put on Joe’s Garage by Frank Zappa and I’m going to listen to all of it including all the incredibly weird and bad bits, and then it’ll be exit poll time.

Nice. Got this one on vinyl. Packard Goose and Watermelon Hay are the best moments. There are no bad bits!

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Source4Leko posted:

I'm American and haven't given a single gently caress about anything happening with our politics for weeks (because I'm gonna vote for Bernie and he's gonna win) because y'all are actually giving me hope for the future.

I'll quote this when Boris Johnson leads the majority Tory government into the new year my man

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

PITR brexit reunion

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

ThomasPaine posted:

Brattleboro looks like a lovely little town

Well, apart from the opioids, homelessness and shitshow of a 'healthcare system', it is. But you can't really escape any of those things in this country.

Ohhai
Apr 5, 2011
I follow a landlord group on facebook and they're currently discussing who they're voting for and it's mostly.... Corbyn!?!? Genuinely shocked.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Ohhai posted:

I follow a landlord group on facebook and they're currently discussing who they're voting for and it's mostly.... Corbyn!?!? Genuinely shocked.

Corbyn standing behind them as they post, boltgun in hand.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
The Guardian’s feed is saying that Labour may be making gains in London but losing seats in Leave-leaning districts Labour used to have, especially in the Northeast.

Bleah. Not sure what will pan out.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Brony Car posted:

The Guardian’s feed is saying that Labour may be making gains in London but losing seats in Leave-leaning districts Labour used to have, especially in the Northeast.

Bleah. Not sure what will pan out.

Be aware that all of this is total bullshit guesswork before 10pm, and even then it's still just slightly less bullshit guesswork until the results proper come in

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
So mainly inside I'm just going "aaaaaahhhhh gently caress fuuuuck poo poo shhhh ahhh gently caress"

Wish I had the stones and self discipline to go to bed and not check my phone but lol nope

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
My postal vote got to the US almost a week later than it was meant too and I mailed it as fast as was possible, no idea if it will actually get counted.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Early reports state the LD has gained 600 seats
Jo swinson will be widening the downing 10 door shortly.

Is this a fat joke

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
The nerves are kicking in. I just so hope we have Prime Minister Corbyn.

PS do I get my skills wallet at 10pm or what

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

oh wow, Boris Johnson is really annoying to watch

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Election day news has been great.



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-50760470

I'm excited, too.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

ThomasPaine posted:

Be aware that all of this is total bullshit guesswork before 10pm, and even then it's still just slightly less bullshit guesswork until the results proper come in

Its more than that. They might have an actual real information but they can't publish it due to the laws which stop anyone publishing anything that can influence the vote. Its why the only real information on turnout etc can come from foreign journalists as they don't have to abide by those laws.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Deketh posted:

PS do I get my skills wallet at 10pm or what

:swinson:

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Rarity posted:

JEREMY TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I’ve been surprised at how tired the election coverage has made me, and this is despite not wanting to care.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Fitzyfella/status/1205061052557398016?s=20
https://twitter.com/Fitzyfella/status/1205063160358735873?s=20

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Lid posted:

PITR brexit reunion

Bet it all on Labour because after Boris is done our pounds won't be worth anything anyway.

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.
I would pay good money to have web cam watching the three fifths of Chapo Trap house that are in the UK right now. One way or the other I would love to see Mat Christman when finds out what the results are.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

A porn star known as the cock destroyer voted for Labour.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

ThomasPaine posted:

Be aware that all of this is total bullshit guesswork before 10pm, and even then it's still just slightly less bullshit guesswork until the results proper come in
Would really love to believe the London stuff though:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1205218026997596160
Edit: but yeah, even well into the night on 2017 ‘sources’ were saying stuff that turned out to be wrong (I remember in particular they said 100% Soubry had lost before the result was announced.)

Apraxin fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Dec 12, 2019

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Smh at all the people suggesting a livestream that isn't the Praxiscast

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