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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jayjurden/status/1204768485169147904?s=21

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1205100602025545730

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Memento posted:

Yeah but the dude with literally a hundred thousand followers deciding he was going to make fun of the nobody for the crime of being a nobody who wanted to maybe be a somebody is a piece of poo poo for doing so and I don't feel that's a particularly controversial stance

Man ruins other man's quest for Twitter fame is not the heinous and unforgivable capital crime you seem to think it is.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

She fuckin owns.


https://twitter.com/edburmila/status/1204862300311691265?s=19

I also like this guy.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Field Mousepad posted:

She fuckin owns.

The most powerful man in the world, with the resources of both a billionaire and the US govt is being regularly dunked on by a 16 year old foreign girl with Asperger's syndrome, OCD and selective mutism.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Am I allowed to feel proud of Greta even though I'm not an older relative

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Katt posted:

When can we get a grimdark terminator style inspector gadget?

Oh, we already have that:

https://twitter.com/HazelMonforton/status/1020900334078758913

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dataandpolitics/status/1204120075579445248

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Are they recruiting uh, psychics?

Please enjoy this list of awful things from the internet over the last year. (good tweets also lie within...)

zoux has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Dec 12, 2019

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Shut up Meg posted:

The most powerful man in the world, with the resources of both a billionaire and the US govt is being regularly dunked on by a 16 year old foreign girl with Asperger's syndrome, OCD and selective mutism.

It makes my cold, shriveled goon heart happy

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

zoux posted:

Am I allowed to feel proud of Greta even though I'm not an older relative

yeah, that kid is alright

there's a lot of other climate activist kids who are not nearly as famous, so be proud of them, too!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Katt posted:

When can we get a grimdark terminator style inspector gadget?

google casshern, that's c-a-s-s-h-e-r-n

he's got the dog and everything

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/nyinla2121/status/1205139198086283265

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yowza

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

:drat:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205213602552197122
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1205204804760260608
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1204416901419397120

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Finally he hires a PR company worth poo poo.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Get it, granny

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1205158830868434945?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Oof good luck yall

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1205253573111681024

How come it's called that

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

zoux posted:

Oof good luck yall

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1205253573111681024

How come it's called that

Because it swims in the ocean.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:

Oof good luck yall

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1205253573111681024

How come it's called that

It was discovered by Alfred Penis

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
This is viral marketing for the screen adaptation of The Gentle Likpas.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

This was a good tweet but now that it's over they changed the target page to a fundraiser and is kind of a bad tweet.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
(Gettin’ angry that the US Senate unanimously recognized the Armenian Genocide)

https://twitter.com/tyueksel/status/1205078754076381185

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

zoux posted:

Oof good luck yall

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1205253573111681024

How come it's called that

Not to be confused with the dongfish. Note that the horngus of the dongfish is attached by a scrongle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/BayNature/status/1204905854572449792

Ah see it is a misnomer, they’re actually a kind of worm

Alternatively:

drat who opened the second drawer of all yalls mom nightstand

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I see we've hit the biblical plague level of signs that this world is going to poo poo

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Doc Hawkins posted:

google casshern, that's c-a-s-s-h-e-r-n

he's got the dog and everything

Is it a good dog?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Katt posted:

Is it a good dog?

their name is "friender" :3:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/raspbearyart/status/1205357957652738048

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The "meeps" were just a censor noise

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/helpmeskeletor/status/1204952893117231105?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Biptisms/status/1205332300000567296

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ianwalker/status/1205016388336832512

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 16:12 on Dec 13, 2019

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/eiscreamu/status/1178750936124182533?s=21

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1205510505324056576?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


actual lol

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/elizacossio/status/1205356220644610048?s=21

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

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Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
Interesting thread about tracking down a game bug:
https://twitter.com/_taylorswope/status/1205252714680045568

In the middle of a thread ranting about non-ADA-compliant restroom signs:
https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1205570627370770432

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