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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

Oh wow this was Turtlicious the whole time.

I feel like “44 posts in 24 hours after regging, and then going to bat for a perma’d user” is the most explicit way of saying that you’re a permabanmed user’s rereg I’ve ever seen, outside of maybe Dare type stuff.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

AngryRobotsInc posted:

I don't really know if there's a more correct place to post this, but it's...semi-related to goon drama and I don't want anyone to get blindsided by it if it turns badly. Someone linked the goon_porn archive thing on KF.

God... goddammit Fishmech you useless pedant.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Patrocclesiastes posted:

Its nude selfies of goonettes from dpph era i believe. This forum sure has changed

Also some from ilikesex.net, the DPPH off-site.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Grandmother of Five posted:



I thought you were permad and it is nice that you're not!

it's complicated & boring but a lot of the beef between ZDR and me was down to a miscommunication which Tonetta and a few other goons helped clear up. i've been around for a while but not posting a lot

i was wondering about you the other day as well, someone mentioned you and i realized i hadn't seen you around in a bit either

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
KF hosting child porn to own the goons lmfao

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Dell_Zincht posted:

Also some from ilikesex.net, the DPPH off-site.

I don't know why I'm surprised that the porn forum got an offsite

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I feel like “44 posts in 24 hours after regging, and then going to bat for a perma’d user” is the most explicit way of saying that you’re a permabanmed user’s rereg I’ve ever seen, outside of maybe Dare type stuff.

Makes me miss the days when the lurk before posting rule was actually enforced, it meant that when someone got banned for being terrible and immediately made a new account and started posting up a storm they were immediately banned again

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Booourns posted:

Makes me miss the days when the lurk before posting rule was actually enforced, it meant that when someone got banned for being terrible and immediately made a new account and started posting up a storm they were immediately banned again
I waited about a month before I started posting because even in 2010 lurking before you really jumped in there was still a thing. And I had been lurking before I registered for like 3 years, even.

lifg
Dec 4, 2000
<this tag left blank>
Muldoon

StandardVC10 posted:

I don't know why I'm surprised that the porn forum got an offsite

The file sharing boards each organized their own offsite. They had month notice before being shutdown.

For years afterwards Lowtax would occasionally get messages begging him for the locations.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I waited about a month before I started posting because even in 2010 lurking before you really jumped in there was still a thing. And I had been lurking before I registered for like 3 years, even.

Hell, I've been here since 2006 and I still mostly just lurk

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

TheKennedys posted:

Hell, I've been here since 2006 and I still mostly just lurk

Much like the cicada, I get the irrepressible urge every few years to make a bunch of white noise for a week or two, then return to lurking hibernation until the cycle begins anew.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Patrocclesiastes posted:

Its nude selfies of goonettes from dpph era i believe. This forum sure has changed

Maybe I'm wrong, I think it was before my time, but isn't that where this emote/Smilie came from?



:sonia:


I don't think a spoiler tag is needed because it IS just an SA smilie, ready for anyone to use, but I guess if your boss was over your shoulder with a magnifying glass he might notice those 2 pixels of boobs.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Weird how the poster advocating dogfighting is also the one that glossed over the :wtc: factor of carrying a hammer around to murder dogs in order to argue about the correct method of hurting dogs :thunk:



Related to hammers and dogs, I half remember reading a thread here that was highlights/quotes from another forum that was all about people wanting to be those "real life super hero" things that was almost sort of a trend back in the mid 2000's? The passage I remember is a guy posting about filling some gloves with buckshot in the knuckles to punch harder, and then when he was "on patrol" (I want to say in a cemetery,) he claimed he punched a "wolf" in the face and it ran off and that it wouldn't be hurting anyone that night.

And I just felt bad that this psycho just punched a stray dog.

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Dec 13, 2019

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Werong Bustope posted:

Much like the cicada, I get the irrepressible urge every few years to make a bunch of white noise for a week or two, then return to lurking hibernation until the cycle begins anew.

Im kinda like this, I'm in sort of a posting phase now, I get behind on threads and stop posting for months, then eventually come back. I've never had to autoban to control this, it just happens for reasons I don't really understand. Sometimes life related but not necessarily

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

DrBouvenstein posted:

Maybe I'm wrong, I think it was before my time, but isn't that where this emote/Smilie came from?



:sonia:


I don't think a spoiler tag is needed because it IS just an SA smilie, ready for anyone to use, but I guess if your boss was over your shoulder with a magnifying glass he might notice those 2 pixels of boobs.


Related to hammers and dogs, I half remember reading a thread here that was highlights/quotes from another forum that was all about people wanting to be those "real life super hero" things that was almost sort of a trend back in the mid 2000's? The passage I remember is a guy posting about filling some gloves with buckshot in the knuckles to punch harder, and then when he was "on patrol" (I want to say in a cemetery,) he claimed he punched a "wolf" in the face and it ran off and that it wouldn't be hurting anyone that night.

And I just felt bad that this psycho just punched a stray dog.

:mamacita: this is the superior boob smilie anyway but yeah i think that one came from dpph somehow

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
:justpost:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pick posted:

I own a gun, dude!

I forgot that you di---


:gowron: :gowron: :gowron:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Booourns posted:

Makes me miss the days when the lurk before posting rule was actually enforced, it meant that when someone got banned for being terrible and immediately made a new account and started posting up a storm they were immediately banned again

Ban+30 for all new accounts posting same day would be hilarious.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Yeah the sonia smilie came from dpph but the lady was never a goon afaik

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:pusheen:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Sorry, I was late to the posting party regarding those images

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sorry, I was late to the posting party regarding those images

It's good enough to post them on a new page

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
of all the various goon offsites the torrent sites were most successful. i think the last one to die was NMP3s

lifg posted:

The file sharing boards each organized their own offsite. They had month notice before being shutdown.

there was a DPPH tracker offsite if you still wanted to share porn with goons for some reason, but ilikesex.net was more like a chat offsite for horny goons than a place for horny goons to find porn

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Yeah the sonia smilie came from dpph but the lady was never a goon afaik

whoever that lady is she was not a goon, it was just a very popular gif to spam

Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 21:11 on Dec 13, 2019

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

luxury handset posted:

of all the various goon offsites the torrent sites were most successful. i think the last one to die was NMP3s


there was a DPPH tracker offsite if you still wanted to share porn with goons for some reason, but ilikesex.net was more like a chat offsite for horny goons than a place for horny goons to find porn


whoever that lady is she was not a goon, it was just a very popular gif to spam

I'm pretty sure she was or at least 'goon adjacent' since there's that staged photo of lowtax proposing to her from 05 or so, isn't there? Then it got everyone confused and saying he's gone through 3-4 wives already, since any time he's been photographed with a woman it's obviously been one of the many taxbrides

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Oct 30, 2009

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Low tax has been married three times? Sounds like he and a certain POTUS have a lot in common

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
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Oct 30, 2009

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Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Coolness Averted posted:

I'm pretty sure she was or at least 'goon adjacent' since there's that staged photo of lowtax proposing to her from 05 or so, isn't there? Then it got everyone confused and saying he's gone through 3-4 wives already, since any time he's been photographed with a woman it's obviously been one of the many taxbrides

I think that lowtax proposing pic was Tiffany teen or something like that, not sonia whoever she is

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

oldpainless posted:

Low tax has been married three times? Sounds like he and a certain POTUS have a lot in common

The piss post is real

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

oldpainless posted:

Low tax has been married three times? Sounds like he and a certain POTUS have a lot in common

twice, but also had an engagement to an SA contributor that imploded

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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Coolness Averted posted:

twice, but also had an engagement to an SA contributor that imploded

and that's why fragmaster is gone

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
The Gentlemans Club was the dpph torrent tracker spinoff, but the URL is dead now so rip.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Coolness Averted posted:

and that's why fragmaster is gone

More like fragmistress

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

`Nemesis posted:

The Gentlemans Club was the dpph torrent tracker spinoff, but the URL is dead now so rip.

see you at the crossroads, TGC

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
there was an annoying politics goon who got perma'd because some creep from the stalker offsite messaged a mod with a screenshot showing the goon in question was torrenting a package of 'nature pics' from TGC which the stalker asserted included nude children. absolutely nobody was going to download alleged child porn to confirm if this was true or not so the goon was banned anyway, mostly on the grounds that nobody liked him and it was for the best that the account be destroyed since it was causing stalkers to PM mods weird drama about obscure porn forums

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

luxury handset posted:

there was an annoying politics goon who got perma'd because some creep from the stalker offsite messaged a mod with a screenshot showing the goon in question was torrenting a package of 'nature pics' from TGC which the stalker asserted included nude children. absolutely nobody was going to download alleged child porn to confirm if this was true or not so the goon was banned anyway, mostly on the grounds that nobody liked him and it was for the best that the account be destroyed since it was causing stalkers to PM mods weird drama about obscure porn forums

Zeitgueist. Dude also did planter/slave BDSM poo poo with his black girlfriend while shouting about being one of the communist vanguard.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Here's a neat saga from C-SPAM I haven't seen covered in here yet:

twoday is a Dutch goon who's been making art of various posts, memes, or just things that happened, mostly in the form of calligraphy and drawing. At some point, twoday starts experimenting with woodcuts and commemorates a random phrase from a Trump tweet that became a meme in C-SPAM.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/989813047773614080

twoday posted:

experimenting with negative space



















Everybody loves it and twoday sends prints to goons who lovingly frame and hang them on their walls. Until

twoday posted:

I am happy to see how much you all seem to treasure my artwork, it is a great joy to make it and send it to people who value it.

The book is taking a while, but I hope that it will similarly enshrine c-spam culture and serve as valued reflection of our rich community.

and FYI I threw the sailor block into the ocean, so stop messaging me asking for sailor prints, there will be no more unless the sea vomits it back upon the shore

Lost in the North Sea, that is the end of this saga.




















2DCAT posted:

can confirm, twoday literally threw this into the ocean... BUT...



:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

Of course it wasn't the end of this story.

2DCAT posted:

from what i can tell someone found it on the beach and started doing internet searches and came across a post from twoday mentioning it was lost to the ocean forever, but didn't have an account to mention twoday..., so then searched for sailor and maybe found me on social media due to my connection to remember sailor and asked to get a hold of twoday

it's a c-spam miracle imo

Tainen posted:

their search obviously led them to 2DCATs Remember Sailer music video.

twoday posted:

going to post that here for posterity, the print is shown at the very end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQtmta8m1xg

2DCAT posted:

I guess c-spam isn't behind a pay wall so you can thank lowtax for even a remote possibility of being able to get possession of this rare artifact once again. At either rate, it's been a fun adventure and makes me appreciate the print I have and every one of you even more :toot:


Somehow the block, washed ashore on Staten Island, was tracked back to SA and twoday. That was in May. Now we have a happy ending:

twoday posted:

Since I am a weirdo from the internet I guess they wanted to meet in the most public place possible, and so I had to come to grand central Station to get it, but I got it!!!

REMEMBER SAILOR!
REMEMBER SAGA!

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

This is the sort of prime quality nonsense I’ve come to expect from this site.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
As a small Remember Footnote, the thread soliciting donations for the woman primarying Sen. Chris Coons (that is his real last name, I take no pleasure in reporting) in Delaware raised like two thousand dollars, leading to this:

Nichael posted:

:siren: FUTURE SENATOR JESSICA SCARANE ADDRESSES C-SPAM ON CRITICALLY NEEDED "REMEMBER SAILOR" LEGISLATION :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRD5Y68njjY

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
thats pretty cool, nice post

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small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

frankenfreak posted:

REMEMBER SAGA!

This is wonderful

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