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klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Colonel Cancer posted:

Is it a good idea to use a credit card on aliexpress? I really love those mountain bed spreads someone posted a few pages back but I also really don't want to replace my credit card yet again.

It's perfectly fine. AliPay is one of the biggest payment processors in the world. The individual sellers don't get your CC info, only Ali. They also are very good about reversing payments for you if anything isn't ok with your order. Ali can build a big nice advertising profile on you, but so can and do everybody else processing payment information.

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Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
Anyone have experience buying bulk medication? Contemplating buying a bunch of powder (or gel tabs ideally) of calcitriol so I don't die in two weeks if there is some disaster where I can't get to Walgreens.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Head Bee Guy posted:

Anyone have experience buying bulk medication? Contemplating buying a bunch of powder (or gel tabs ideally) of calcitriol so I don't die in two weeks if there is some disaster where I can't get to Walgreens.

Do not do this.

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Do not do this.

I'd only use it in a pinch.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Yeah don't buy anything that's going to go into your body in any way on aliexpress

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Killingyouguy! posted:

Yeah don't buy anything that's going to go into your body in any way on aliexpress

But pretty much everything on Aliexpress can go into your body if you really want :confused:

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Or if you do, start a video diary of your rapidly advancing super cancer

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Head Bee Guy posted:

I'd only use it in a pinch.

It will not be what you want and quite a bit more: lead, melamine, straight-up plastic, clay...I don't know what you need it for, but I really, really recommend that you do not eat ANYTHING you buy on Ali.

E: like I would not even buy a lipstick on Ali.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

mobby_6kl posted:

But pretty much everything on Aliexpress can go into your body if you really want :confused:

If you're gonna put it in your body, Don't™️

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Wait can I get drugs from aliexpress?

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

I advise you do not import capsules of mystery powder from other countries through the mail

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Mystery pills are just adventures you can fit in your pocket

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Consider online pharmacies in Canada? You may need to send them a valid prescription.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/33018656983.html

Yeah this is a fun toy to have in your bag, bought a few rolls of sticker paper to try out



Finally got round to ordering one of these: will it arrive by Christmas so I can make comedy gift tags? Let's find out!

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Consider just checking for "random bag of pills" on craigslist. Probably safer than whatever you'd get from Ali.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Hey, take care handling thermal paper too much. Apparently it can be hazardous to one's health, like broke dick syndrome or mimicking estrogen to harmful effects. At least keep it away from infants and pregnant people. Linky: https://medicalxpress.com/news/2010-11-bpa-thermal-paper-receipts-skin.html

Certainly don't eat the stuff either.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

value-brand cereal posted:

Hey, take care handling thermal paper too much. Apparently it can be hazardous to one's health, like broke dick syndrome or mimicking estrogen to harmful effects. At least keep it away from infants and pregnant people. Linky: https://medicalxpress.com/news/2010-11-bpa-thermal-paper-receipts-skin.html

Certainly don't eat the stuff either.

So it was working retail that turned me gay

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

klafbang posted:

Consider just checking for "random bag of pills" on craigslist. Probably safer than whatever you'd get from Ali.

Cowards, i been taking many pills from Ali and doesnt broke my brain

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

klafbang posted:

Consider just checking for "random bag of pills" on craigslist. Probably safer than whatever you'd get from Ali.

but there isn't anyone on craigslist selling random bags of pills :smith:

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Jesus if you want drugs just use the darkweb. You can probably get some grenades to go with your loose pills.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

taqueso posted:

but there isn't anyone on craigslist selling random bags of pills :smith:

Try the Info Wars store if that still exists? Probably stay clear of any red pills, though.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



oh. I guess these exist. :|

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

Is it a good idea to use a credit card on aliexpress? I really love those mountain bed spreads someone posted a few pages back but I also really don't want to replace my credit card yet again.

It's perfectly safe. Worst case scenario: you review your transactions and do a chargeback. Maybe they send you a new card.

As aFinancial Advisor and Certified Financial Planner® I know too well the joy of using a credit card in a quarterly rewards category on the very last day before expiration. Cashiers have commented on my acumen in collecting rewards points or 5% cashbacks, and have commented on my ability to use a credit card to its full maturity.

Also, I am currently censure by the CFP® board for associating their professional branding with unprotected anal sex. But that will never stop me from staying true to my core value of providing financial advice. Git fukt, CFP ® board.

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.

Synthbuttrange posted:



oh. I guess these exist. :|

Is that a tactical Christmas stocking

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


linoleum floors posted:

Is that a tactical Christmas stocking

no it's a tactiCOOL Christmas stocking

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry

blatman posted:

Sorry I was unconscious, I'll post pics in the morning but here's the link:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32866436447.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.6fc24c4dfqjVER

Other vegetables are available, also the eggplant has a big zipper on the back so you can hide smaller eggplants inside of it like a molding matryoshka doll

edit: looking through the product photos I'd estimate that the model is about 4 foot 7 based on how the eggplant measures up to my 5 foot 0 wife


Thanks for this link, this handsome lil chonky boi came up in the seller recommendations:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33014216041.html

What a precious little avocado.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

linoleum floors posted:

Is that a tactical Christmas stocking

I had exactly the same question.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Synthbuttrange posted:



oh. I guess these exist. :|

Ho Ho Homeland Security

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10000012496057.html

Some goddamn mens winter fashion Harry Potter poo poo here.



Oh Ah His Background Software indeed.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Not the picture with Lorem ipsum across the top? It's so brazen it could almost be self aware.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Sharpest Crayon posted:

Thanks for this link, this handsome lil chonky boi came up in the seller recommendations:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33014216041.html

What a precious little avocado.

drat this is tempting

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


An alternative to consider if you want a very loose interpretation of an Alpaca is https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32993931456.html?spm=2114.12010612.8148356.25.522a2aee0Bn0Oh

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

value-brand cereal posted:

Hey, take care handling thermal paper too much. Apparently it can be hazardous to one's health, like broke dick syndrome or mimicking estrogen to harmful effects. At least keep it away from infants and pregnant people. Linky: https://medicalxpress.com/news/2010-11-bpa-thermal-paper-receipts-skin.html

Certainly don't eat the stuff either.

counterpoint:

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10000012496057.html

Some goddamn mens winter fashion Harry Potter poo poo here.



Oh Ah His Background Software indeed.

https://twitter.com/merveille/status/1205714969091809280

black is close enough to grey

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

oh gently caress i really love that winter robe, shame i doubt i'd fit even the smallest size 😞

in the related items i found this and they really picked a model that precisely exemplifies who's gonna be wearing that, huh

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

This isn't aliexpress, it's ebay, but orangeconnex SpeedPak shipping is infuriating. Packages get to the US quickly, then move through the US at glacial speed. Basically the opposite of epacket.

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

Abu Ghraib just got tastier with more fillings



US $18.06 30% Off | Super Soft Burrito Wrap Hooded Blanket Home Casual Wearable Warm Throw Blanket for Adults Kids Sofa Bed Knee Blanket
https://a.aliexpress.com/obdU53Ss

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The original was circular, it’s a shame all the fakes messed that up.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


They're just branching out into lavash.

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

An enterprising AliX seller needs to make a Manos red hands snug-cape

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