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Reiley
Dec 16, 2007


Steiv posted:

I love old honor rules that no one cares about anymore! What else don't I know?

don't cap hightower everyone is there for deathmatch

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ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

The only valid reason to play engie is to try to put a sentry and teleporter in some bizarre weird place they shouldnt be. Like in the enemy's flag room

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ninjewtsu posted:

The only valid reason to play engie is to try to put a sentry and teleporter in some bizarre weird place they shouldnt be. Like in the enemy's flag room

Or outside the map/in a trap of course

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Dont go into the sewers. Theres pyrosharks in thar.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

Or outside the map

I miss the crouch lock...

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Man, Spy feels really good when you run past a guy and whip around and stab his rear end. On the other hand it sucks when you get up behind a guy whos been facing the other way for like 5 minutes and he turns 5 degrees loving up your backstab somehow.

Grey Face
Mar 31, 2017
No one is going to know what I'm talking about but here goes.

Several years ago (2012-13? if not earlier) there was some kind of I think charity showmatch- either community vs pros or just some regular showmatch. Either way, at some point they brought some pub engineer onto one of the teams and I remember laughing my rear end off at the weird stupid poo poo he was doing midmatch. I think either the tf2 thread at the time or twitch chat were going nuts over him. I realize that's vague as hell but I've looked since I remembered it out of the blue a few days ago and I can't find it.

figured it out 2 minutes after posting ofc (pubstars vs pros battle of both worlds). can't find the commentary i watched, but that might just be gone into the ether.

Grey Face fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Dec 10, 2019

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Fojar38 posted:

Yeah the rule is that you don't try to win Doublecross because if people win it means you're closer to playing a CTF map that isn't Doublecross

sometimes, your sentries demand a change of scenery, so you cap the flag and switch it to Turbine,

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Victory Position posted:

sometimes, your sentries demand a change of scenery, so you cap the flag and switch it to Turbine,

But Turbine is the worst CTF map

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
2FORT enters the chat.

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

drrockso20 posted:

But Turbine is the worst CTF map

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
It's a big deathmatch cube.

It's quite good for the sort of thing people actually play ctf for.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I want to argue but honestly you're right, it's dreadful.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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2fort isn't just the worst CTF map it might be the worst map in the game. It isn't good for anything including Team Deathmatch

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
The thing that makes Turbine worse is that it's harder to defend your Intel, thus much harder to keep up the TDM aspects going properly, while with 2Fort it's pretty simple to keep your Intel safe

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

drrockso20 posted:

The thing that makes Turbine worse is that it's harder to defend your Intel, thus much harder to keep up the TDM aspects going properly, while with 2Fort it's pretty simple to keep your Intel safe
that's why 2fort is worse than turbine.

it should be at least kind of difficult to defend your intel, otherwise the game never loving ends and you're stuck deathmatching on one of the worst maps to deathmatch on because so much of it is awful cramped corridors and there's basically no healthpacks

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

ctf_2bine

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

IronicDongz posted:

that's why 2fort is worse than turbine.

it should be at least kind of difficult to defend your intel, otherwise the game never loving ends and you're stuck deathmatching on one of the worst maps to deathmatch on because so much of it is awful cramped corridors and there's basically no healthpacks

That ties into why I feel DoubleCross is the best CTF map, it's easier to defend than Turbine, but nowhere near as brainless to do so as 2Fort

A CTF version of Asteroid would truly be the best though

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
DoubleCross is basically 2fort done right and used to be my favourite map but no one seems to play it.

I still fondly remember lurking as a permacloak Your Eternal Reward spy and waiting minutes for the engineer to let his guard down before stabbing him and wrecking everything and running off with the intel cackling

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
Is there anywhere you can check your time played on each map?

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
Smissmiss Update is out. Somehow, in 2019, TF2 is the #4 game on Steam right now behind CSGO, DOTA2 and PUBG.

Edit: just Cosmetics and Cases, nothing game changing.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
The numbers are inflated due to idlers and bots. When its around 60k players its usually about 14k true players

Anarch
Feb 22, 2011

In the midnight hour...

Now where's the Mountain Dew?

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
"here's your hats idiots now gently caress off until late 2020"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Craig K posted:

"here's your hats idiots now gently caress off until late 2020"

"The game is DEFINITELY not dead, please continue to buy keys"

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
The last TF Comics issue thing was back in January 10, 2017. Think we'll get the next one by January 10, 2020?

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Craig K posted:

"here's your hats idiots now gently caress off until late 2020"

These hats are all incredibly terrible and ugly

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



Grapplejack posted:

These hats are all incredibly terrible and ugly

Have we passed peak hat?

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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Mercury Crusader posted:

The last TF Comics issue thing was back in January 10, 2017. Think we'll get the next one by January 10, 2020?

no

pgroce
Oct 24, 2002

ArfJason posted:

The numbers are inflated due to idlers and bots. When its around 60k players its usually about 14k true players

Why do people idle in TF in 2019? Or are these literally people who forgot/didn't bother to turn off their computer?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Beats me but if ive learned anything is that if theres any money to be made in sonething ppl will exploit it as inhumanly possible. Guess unusuals still have a high perceived value

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

Mercury Crusader posted:

The last TF Comics issue thing was back in January 10, 2017. Think we'll get the next one by January 10, 2020?

All of the people who worked on the comic no longer work at Valve. Getting the next one at all seems really unlikely at this point.

Anarch
Feb 22, 2011

In the midnight hour...

Araxxor posted:

All of the people who worked on the comic no longer work at Valve. Getting the next one at all seems really unlikely at this point.
It's a shame Valve couldn't even bother to contract them out for the entire story arc; hell I doubt anyone at Valve even knows that the story was unfinished.

pgroce posted:

Why do people idle in TF in 2019?
Due to inflation keys are over 50 refined now but it's still free money. However, a good portion of those idlers are also probably 24/7 trade bots.

Paul MaudDib
May 3, 2006

TEAM NVIDIA:
FORUM POLICE

Mercury Crusader posted:

The last TF Comics issue thing was back in January 10, 2017. Think we'll get the next one by January 10, 2020?

well, it's a bimonthly comic, so I'd say we're due

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Yeah looking at that comic just makes me long for all the TF2 related media. I want more comics and i wish that TV show woulda kicked off. TF2 world is so fun and all the characters are great.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
The adult swim show not working out was the biggest goddamn letdown ive had with this game

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Reason for idling after an update? It's crates.

First day of an update, new crates sell for about $2 for the first hour of the update, then drop until eventually a few days in they get down to the cost of an average crate.

Otacon fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Dec 17, 2019

ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

Anarch posted:

Due to inflation keys are over 50 refined now but it's still free money.

i mean, is the money you'd get from idling more than what you'd get bitcoin mining at this point?

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

ninjewtsu posted:

i mean, is the money you'd get from idling more than what you'd get bitcoin mining at this point?

when adjusted for electricity bills, absolutely

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Araxxor posted:

All of the people who worked on the comic no longer work at Valve. Getting the next one at all seems really unlikely at this point.

At least they're not counted as the careers that go to Valve to die.

Would not be surprised if a lot of issues at this point are from everyone with actual talent quitting Valve when they want to actually do something with it, leaving an increasing majority of the remaining stuff just coasting.

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