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Muh gun rights...
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 06:55 |
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ActusRhesus posted:Talk radio IS pretty awful. Nah, we were always this dumb. The internet just made it obvious. Also, briefs and other copycatting poo poo is a thing because copy pasting saves time and cuts costs, and number go up is > quality in this capitalist hellscape.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 07:38 |
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Discendo Vox posted:I could give y'all long effortposts
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 07:39 |
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/11/21/south-africa-lawyer-addelaid-ferreira-watt-killed-gun-court/4257350002/ Holy crap. I don't know about you guys, but our evidence guns are always unloaded and inoperable, and the jury is allowed to view the gun, or the bullets, during deliberations, but not both at the same time.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:09 |
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Discendo Vox posted:When you evaluate the accuracy of public perceptions, you measure them against reality, not other perceptions. Learning a bit about empirical methods will inoculate you against this sort of reality equivocation. Popper is good for you. perception is reality oooOOOOOOoooOOOoooooo
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:17 |
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lol the hearing of Captain Hook, Eat A Dick Esq. had even more excitement than anticipated, this order is going to be amazingquote:Law360, Los Angeles (December 16, 2019, 10:51 PM EST) -- A California federal judge laid into a Culver City attorney in court Monday and said the lawyer should be kicked out of the profession for sending opposing counsel profanity-laced, threatening emails demanding Allstate settle an insurance coverage suit. quote:An angry federal judge demanded that a Los Angeles lawyer resign from the legal profession after his profanity-laced emails got national attention.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:45 |
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the idea of this attorney sitting quietly in the audience terrified to come forward for about seven minutes while the judge discusses what a fucknut he is reeeeeeeeeally makes me wish i'd gotten to go see this in person
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:49 |
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ActusRhesus posted:https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/11/21/south-africa-lawyer-addelaid-ferreira-watt-killed-gun-court/4257350002/ The police had returned the gun to the alleged victims until the trial was about to start and then asked for it back. Chain of custody: It will save your life. Also: last month's news, Boomer.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:52 |
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Why go to CSPAM when CSPAM comes to us.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 15:53 |
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joat mon posted:Also: last month's news, Boomer. Aren't you older than I am? evilweasel posted:the idea of this attorney sitting quietly in the audience terrified to come forward for about seven minutes while the judge discusses what a fucknut he is reeeeeeeeeally makes me wish i'd gotten to go see this in person Seriously. Best I ever got to see was a judge tear into a guy, then turn to his client and say kindly "I promise you that anything I've said today will not impact how I handle this case. It's not your fault that your attorney is completely unethical and I will not make you suffer for his failures."
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 16:10 |
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evilweasel posted:the idea of this attorney sitting quietly in the audience terrified to come forward for about seven minutes while the judge discusses what a fucknut he is reeeeeeeeeally makes me wish i'd gotten to go see this in person Makes me wonder why he didn't just slink out the back. Also I usually roll my eyes at judges using grandiose language and theatrics but in this case it seems pretty warranted. I'd like to see everyone who behaves that way kicked out of the profession.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 16:12 |
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SlothBear posted:Why go to CSPAM when CSPAM comes to us. CPSAM is the friends we have made along the way
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 16:17 |
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Lmao a federal judge told the guy “resign, bitch”
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 16:26 |
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SlothBear posted:Makes me wonder why he didn't just slink out the back. probably the judge discussing how he was going to issue a new show cause order to hook telling him show up (or, presumably, get arrested) made him realize he'd probably better admit he was there
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 16:28 |
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In my professional opinion, that guy is fuuuuuuuuuucked.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:03 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Lmao a federal judge told the guy “resign, bitch” "Resign!" "No I will no-" "Shut up! Resign!"
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:28 |
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blarzgh posted:Okay here's what you do. Tell her in person how much you appreciate all the hard work and everything you did okay? Make sure to take a look at her desk and see how her things are decorated takes a notes about the things that you think she's interested in. Then I want you to go home, put on your best slacks, get some mood lighting, adjust the room ambiance maybe like some candles, and take a real classy picture of your rear end. Just your rear end, really show off the goods. Get a good angle, make sure there's a little hump to it. A great great great picture of your rear end. Now, here's where it gets interesting
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:37 |
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ulmont posted:This forum attracts the mentally ill. Not anyone in this thread, of course - but it's like the saying about the sucker at the poker table. Please don't conflate "the mentally ill" with "the stupids." Signed - "the mentally ill."
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:41 |
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evilweasel posted:probably the judge discussing how he was going to issue a new show cause order to hook telling him show up (or, presumably, get arrested) made him realize he'd probably better admit he was there I can imagine him fantasizing that the substitution of counsel made everything aaallll better and it would just go away, but was just barely smart enough to realize he needed to be there just in case. ActusRhesus posted:Aren't you older than I am?
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:53 |
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You couldn’t write the Hook guy into a tv show without getting laughed out of the room. Jesus.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:56 |
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SlyFrog posted:Please don't conflate "the mentally ill" with "the stupids." The first post from that former poster in the thread that got them permabanned was reporting on discussing Climate Anxiety with their therapist; I think it's safe to say they are actually mentally ill.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:57 |
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evilweasel posted:lol the hearing of Captain Hook, Eat A Dick Esq. had even more excitement than anticipated, this order is going to be amazing goddamn every scrap of this owns
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:09 |
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Hook is living in a perpetual nightmare world of his own creating. Someone buy him an account.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:42 |
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I cannot wait for the order. The Allstate attorneys need to frame that poo poo (along with Hook's emails) The idea of him sitting in the audience trying to see if he can just avoid appearing is amazing.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:12 |
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he was waiting for an opportunity to do a tony wonder style entrance but blew it by timing it wrong
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:22 |
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Did I miss the obligatory "You're a crook, Captain Hook" reference from Arrested Development? I mean, I haven't checked the thread in a couple of days, but I don't remember seeing it before on this particular idiot.
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 01:58 |
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After some crisis of confidence and fumbling about posting for the first time here I promised not to come back 'til I was sorted. Now... I'm employed Vaguely relevant attorney incompetence story: dealt with a DA the other day who stubbornly insisted in his brief that the judge had pointedly and specifically declared that the defendant had clearly committed the charged offense, and therefore refiling that charge was proper. Gave citations to the judge's words in the transcript and all. Trouble was...those cited words were the DA's statements in argument.
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 03:00 |
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SuperKlaus posted:After some crisis of confidence and fumbling about posting for the first time here I promised not to come back 'til I was sorted. Now... Goongrats!
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 07:41 |
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SuperKlaus posted:After some crisis of confidence and fumbling about posting for the first time here I promised not to come back 'til I was sorted. Now... But now you'll have to work for a living instead of collecting that sweet sweet unemployment benefits???
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 07:47 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:But now you'll have to work for a living instead of collecting that sweet sweet unemployment benefits??? poo poo
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 18:16 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:But now you'll have to work for a living instead of collecting that sweet sweet unemployment benefits??? I just read on the internet - I know - that Norwegians invoke "Texas" to describe something as "crazy" or "wild" is this true?
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 06:03 |
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blarzgh posted:I just read on the internet - I know - that Norwegians invoke "Texas" to describe something as "crazy" or "wild" is this true? I feel like I've answered this before. Have I answered this before? I've certainly been asked this before. Yes. The most common usage is "completely Texas" usually describing a chaotic mass of people, like an out of control party or a rush on a black friday sale. Then there's "probably Arkansas" and "almost Vancouver" (that's in the US, right?).
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 08:36 |
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Vancouver usually refers to a city in Canada.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 09:15 |
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Meatbag Esq. posted:Vancouver usually refers to a city in Canada. Well that's almost Vancouver then.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 09:50 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:I feel like I've answered this before. Have I answered this before? I've certainly been asked this before.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 12:37 |
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Teddybear posted:Breaking news on "Eat a Bag of Dicks, Esq.": Update: Hook filed a transcript order for his appeal.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 13:09 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:"Civil war like mood in the US" - an actual headline in foreign media. Replying here because d&d is garbage Fascism arises out of the collapse of legitimacy and power of liberal institutions so yes the US is getting closer. Read the first page or two of Trumps otherwise pretty loltastic letter to Pelosi. It's basically a call for violence and an attack on the legitimacy of constitutional process. Probably not a good sign their supreme court has given up all pretext and is just an unaccountable partisan legislature now as well
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 14:21 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:I feel like I've answered this before. Have I answered this before? I've certainly been asked this before. I feel honored
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 15:58 |
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I have an interview tomorrow to move to my bank’s legal department and actually do lawyer stuff. Rad.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 17:18 |
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Toona the Cat posted:I have an interview tomorrow to move to my bank’s legal department and actually do lawyer stuff. Rad. Pretty soon you'll be working for a payday lender banging debtors who want you to waive their fees. (Also, congrats.)
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