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sheev never hosed he just kept vials of his cum hidden behind a painting in his office and someone stole a sample
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OctoberCountry posted:Apparently the Death Star Destroyers are powered by the dark side or something so when Sheev gets kamehameha'd the entire fleet blows up like the end of Return of the King Avengers and/or Age of Ultron seems like a more apt comparison.
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The yeet: https://twitter.com/kylosyth/status/1207298750160547842
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 15:50 |
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How many bad jokes were there? Like the triple “they fly now” we know but what else.
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mastershakeman posted:One of my big questions is What About The Rest of the Galaxy 1. The rebellion is supposedly small and there's some big hoo ha about rallying the rest of the galaxy, and so all these civilian ships show up at the end. 2. Yeah, the Emperor's ships do from uhhh the Emperor dying, and I think the First Order's ships above Coruscant and poo poo start dropping too for some reason. Or those were the Emperor's. Who even knows. 3. Literally no idea. parara fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Dec 18, 2019 |
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Pollyanna posted:The yeet: Lmfao
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 15:51 |
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So is there an actual space battle? Or do ships just hang out until they blow up?
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 15:52 |
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Also, the Knights of Ren is the most superfluous group in this franchise and kind of walked around for two minutes total before being beaten up. What are the Knights of Ren? Why do they have medieval axes? Why do they look cool? It is a mystery not even JJ can answer.Kingtheninja posted:So is there an actual space battle? Or do ships just hang out until they blow up? There is a space battle at the end and I sure wish there wasn't, so I wouldn't have had to deal with the turbo cuts to Poe having some reaction to an event while we were in the middle of the attempted tension of Rey going into the spooky Sith iTomb. parara fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Dec 18, 2019 |
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I’m ok getting spoiled about everything else but I will not click on the yeet spoiler. I need to see that myself on the big screen.
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mastershakeman posted:One of my big questions is What About The Rest of the Galaxy Reminder that when TFA came out the only explanation of the state of the galaxy was in a children's picture book feedmyleg posted:Avengers and/or Age of Ultron seems like a more apt comparison. Honestly don't remember exactly how either ended so you're probably right
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Pollyanna posted:The yeet: Oh my god lol
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Pollyanna posted:Rey is the daughter of Palpatine’s son that he had at some point, and it’s not elaborated on further. Everyone who said it was a bold move making Rey a nobody should really address this
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Horizon Burning posted:clip of rey vs palpatine and killing him lmao Horizon Burning posted:by the way, according to the new kylo ren comic, the sequence of events that fateful night was OctoberCountry posted:From right before that all your favorite Star Wars characters cheer on Rey OctoberCountry posted:Apparently the Death Star Destroyers are powered by the dark side or something so when Sheev gets kamehameha'd the entire fleet blows up like the end of Return of the King Pollyanna posted:The yeet: God, how is this possible? It all looks like poo poo. Rey's secret weapon is...two lightsabers? And pushing back a big force lightning ball at Palpatine? Isn't that the same loving ending as Harry Potter? This is the second time in a year a series has hosed up what should've been a successful finale to the extent that I have no desire to even go back and watch the stuff I previously enjoyed. Iger must be on the verge of a loving rage stroke reading these reviews. Pollyanna posted:(The way this film handles the unfairly maligned Last Jedi character played by Kelly Marie Tran—which is to say, by completely sidelining her for this last outing—feels like a bad concession to bad people.) This is really some bullshit. That Rose's character wasn't well received isn't her fault and Disney really didn't do poo poo to back her up. I hope she got a decent check out of this one at least.
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It literally makes no sense lmao. Palpatines forgotten son?? What the gently caress
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Pollyanna posted:The yeet: hahaha he went flying
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Buy our inevitable comic spin-off to find out How And Especially: loving Why! Only $9.99!
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Palpy tying to dodge alimony
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euphronius posted:It literally makes no sense lmao. Palpatines forgotten son?? What the gently caress triclops is real!!
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dex_sda posted:Palpy tying to dodge alimony lol
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Asgerd posted:Everyone who said it was a bold move making Rey a nobody should really address this Hi, I thought not giving Rey a prestigious pedigree was interesting. This move is hilarious. Moronic, but hilarious.
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Ugggghhhh, the reylo shippers are gonna be even more insufferable now. Disney are loving cowards for erasing any single hint of a white woman finding a black man attractive. I'm all for platonic friendships between men and women, but how the relationship between Rey and Finn really rubbed me the wrong way.
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I appreciate this film is even worse than I could imagine
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the dead speak!
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cuntman.net posted:hahaha he went flying He gets yeeted, breaks his back, then somehow gets back out of the pit, resurrects Rey with Force Kiss, the smoke at each other and embrace, then he loses consciousness and flops onto his back and disappears into the Force, never to be seen again, in the space of like 5~10 seconds. Glorious.
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Re: the yeet video Palpatine's Spanish dub guy is pretty great Also, it is more palatable to Disney for Rey to kiss her first cousin who has killed billions of people than to kiss a black man
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Also Finn's been force sensitive this whole time
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Equeen posted:Disney are loving cowards for erasing any single hint of a white woman finding a black man attractive. I'm all for platonic friendships between men and women, but how the relationship between Rey and Finn really rubbed me the wrong way. They lay Finn's feelings for her on pretty thick this film and she tells him a few times that he will never be able to truly understand her. Which uh, gave me a bad vibe. Not gonna lie, I couldn't even be excited for the introduction of the black ex-Stormtrooper lady because I was convinced they would pull some poo poo about how Finn would suddenly fall for her instead.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Re: the yeet video Italian
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OctoberCountry posted:Also Finn's been force sensitive this whole time That at least makes some sense
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Rotten Tomatoes is back down to 56%.
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euphronius posted:That at least makes some sense
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I don’t get why everyone suddenly disappears with the force. That was specifically mentioned by Qui Gon as this ultimate final level Jedi ability and now it’s taught the second week of Jedi school it seems
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parara posted:They lay Finn's feelings for her on pretty thick this film and she tells him a few times that he will never be able to truly understand her. Which uh, gave me a bad vibe. Not gonna lie, I couldn't even be excited for the introduction of the black ex-Stormtrooper lady because I was convinced they would pull some poo poo about how Finn would suddenly fall for her instead. What a crock of poo poo
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George H.W. oval office posted:I don’t get why everyone suddenly disappears with the force. That was specifically mentioned by Qui Gon as this ultimate final level Jedi ability and now it’s taught the second week of Jedi school it seems Yeah seriously, what the gently caress? Why are they Force Ghosting everyone?
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Pollyanna posted:Yeah seriously, what the gently caress? Why are they Force Ghosting everyone? Turns out midichlorians work by responding to space q-ratings
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Equeen posted:Ugggghhhh, the reylo shippers are gonna be even more insufferable now. I get what you're saying but Finns problem is waaay deeper than that. The problem with Finn was that he was in the orbit of Rey as opposed to his own character. His story should have been one of learning to connect with normal people and escaping the brainwashing of his stormtrooper upbringing. I'm not sure having him revolve around another weirdo like Rey is the way to get that done. Imagine a somewhat militaristic get stuff done character that wants to but can't really understand a life of peace. Someone who doesn't wanna fight for the first order but also doesn't want to kill all of the people he grew up with, people just like him. Instead we got a starwars version of the nerdy black sidekick who's only purpose in life revolves around a white woman he barely knows. He is honestly the only original character in these movies, yet somehow ended up being the most underutilized. Also, Reylo shippers will hate this movie too. Take a guess as to why.
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If the Reylos will finally shut the gently caress up perhaps it was all worth it.
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Equeen posted:Ugggghhhh, the reylo shippers are gonna be even more insufferable now. They messed up all the relationships between the main characters. Imagine what we could've had if Disney werent a bunch of cowards:. parara posted:They lay Finn's feelings for her on pretty thick this film and she tells him a few times that he will never be able to truly understand her. Which uh, gave me a bad vibe. Not gonna lie, I couldn't even be excited for the introduction of the black ex-Stormtrooper lady because I was convinced they would pull some poo poo about how Finn would suddenly fall for her instead. I fully expected this but I'm glad they couldn't shoehorn it in somehow. OctoberCountry posted:Also Finn's been force sensitive this whole time Vindicated, finally. Too bad they didn't do anything with it ever. George H.W. oval office posted:I don’t get why everyone suddenly disappears with the force. That was specifically mentioned by Qui Gon as this ultimate final level Jedi ability and now it’s taught the second week of Jedi school it seems Don't think about it.
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George H.W. oval office posted:I don’t get why everyone suddenly disappears with the force. That was specifically mentioned by Qui Gon as this ultimate final level Jedi ability and now it’s taught the second week of Jedi school it seems Maybe it's like a 1st level spell it's just nobody has researched it yet
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