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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

punk rebel ecks posted:

The Last Jedi was good and I'm sad to hear that the story doesn't follow it.

Moreso, the direction The Last Jedi was trying to steer the series in was good and necessary. The Last Jedi was messy and flawed, but burning down the old tired poo poo and taking what still works and pushing forward with it in new ways was a good and necessary idea, but everyone rejected that so Disney went back to safe, boring, predictable, lame. The moment it came out JJ Abrams was doing the third movie, the Star Wars revival was dead. If they'd kept going the way they were, the fans would've come around on it in time, but the blowback was so intense that Disney flinched and pulled back, and now the damage can't be undone. At least Star Wars will make a good TV franchise for Disney+.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Applewhite posted:

What about the yo mamma phone call?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The way that The Last Jedi wanted to do away with Star Wars convention and forge a completely new path, was good.


Where they went wrong was every other part of the movie being bad.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Chomp8645 posted:

The way that The Last Jedi wanted to do away with Star Wars convention and forge a completely new path, was good.


Where they went wrong was every other part of the movie being bad.

I liked Kylo going "gently caress both the Jedi and Sith", the potential partnership with the protagonist, and Finn and his love interest.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

punk rebel ecks posted:

I liked Kylo going "gently caress both the Jedi and Sith", the potential partnership with the protagonist, and Finn and his love interest.

I liked all those things, and also I liked Luke being grumpy and over it, I liked Snoke getting mercked, I liked the theme of everyone being flawed and making mistakes, I liked Rey's parents being nobodies, I liked the Force actually being everywhere and being intuitively accessible to people unconnected to the original trilogy.

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Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's kind of like Dragon Age 2 if you think about it. There's a game that had a bold idea for the industry and especially for Bioware: you're not the loving hot poo poo hero of destiny. It's not yet another story where you play the chosen one, marked by the gods/prophecy/whatever, off on a quest to slay the evil-est evil in all the land, with the fate of the whole world hanging in the balance. You not even a member of some super-special elite group of knights or wizards or some poo poo. You're just some schmuck, trying to make a life for yourself and your family. It's a more character focused story that is mostly contained to one geographic area and develops over the years. And no matter what you do or don't do, the world ain't gonna end. The demon king isn't going to destroy the world and end humanity because you weren't there. And you know what, we need more stories like that.



Unfortunately, despite that great idea, Dragon Age 2 went wrong by making basically every other aspect of the game poo poo. So that good idea, surrounded by a poo poo game, became a victim by association and was shelved. The Last Jedi is the Dragon Age 2 of Star Wars.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

El Generico posted:

I liked all those things, and also I liked Luke being grumpy and over it, I liked Snoke getting mercked, I liked the theme of everyone being flawed and making mistakes, I liked Rey's parents being nobodies, I liked the Force actually being everywhere and being intuitively accessible to people unconnected to the original trilogy.

Yeah all these things too.

I just hated how Luke wanted to kill Kylo because he was "evil" yet he was the same man who saw good in Vader. It would have made more sense if the motivation was something different or if he saw some legendary seerer or something.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

punk rebel ecks posted:

I just hated how Luke wanted to kill Kylo because he was "evil" yet he was the same man who saw good in Vader. It would have made more sense if the motivation was something different or if he saw some legendary seer or something.

Yeah, that was bad. I think maybe you could've justified it if he was in some kind of Force induced trance, or some other outside influence was screwing with him and impairing his judgement, but it just comes across like Luke's psycho switch randomly flipped.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

El Generico posted:

I liked all those things, and also I liked Luke being grumpy and over it, I liked Snoke getting mercked, I liked the theme of everyone being flawed and making mistakes, I liked Rey's parents being nobodies, I liked the Force actually being everywhere and being intuitively accessible to people unconnected to the original trilogy.

yeah this was all good but thing is that half the star wars audience hated the movie specifically because of its good new ideas instead of just because they were scattered through a bloated mess and now we back to watching a theoretically marketable corpse being puppeted around by a machine

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Or they could've made it so Snoke planted the idea in his head.
Y'know Snoke? The evil guy? Snoke?
Nope?
Okay.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

punk rebel ecks posted:

I liked Kylo going "gently caress both the Jedi and Sith", the potential partnership with the protagonist, and Finn and his love interest.

So three things that were super disappointing or failed miserably in their execution.

Like all three of those could have been good but Kylo's words are empty and forgotten about 5 minutes later, they tease a partnership that never happens and Finn and Rose have zero chemistry and their partnership was rightly dropped in favour of Finn and Poe in RoS.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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El Generico posted:

Yeah, that was bad. I think maybe you could've justified it if he was in some kind of Force induced trance, or some other outside influence was screwing with him and impairing his judgement, but it just comes across like Luke's psycho switch randomly flipped.

I disagree with this. I saw it as Luke seeing Kylo Ren's dark side and for a very brief moment being tempted to do a bad thing. IIRC in the movie Luke even says that the urge passed quickly.

It's not really out of character for Luke to be tempted by the dark side and the moment in RotJ when he has Vader dead to rights and is about to kill him before seeing his own machine hand is a notable example.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Fojar38 posted:

I disagree with this. I saw it as Luke seeing Kylo Ren's dark side and for a very brief moment being tempted to do a bad thing. IIRC in the movie Luke even says that the urge passed quickly.

It's not really out of character for Luke to be tempted by the dark side and the moment in RotJ when he has Vader dead to rights and is about to kill him before seeing his own machine hand is a notable example.

I mean, you're right, but I think getting right up to the point where you're raising your weapon up in front of the unconscious child is a bit much. It doesn't seem like an urge that passed quickly at that point.

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

yeah this was all good but thing is that half the star wars audience hated the movie specifically because of its good new ideas instead of just because they were scattered through a bloated mess and now we back to watching a theoretically marketable corpse being puppeted around by a machine

Yeah. It's bad.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

The whole point of the conclusion of Jedi is Luke confronting and overcoming that part of himself. It was not meant to be a momentary success. It was literally the culmination of his character arc

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

The whole point of the conclusion of Jedi is Luke confronting and overcoming that part of himself. It was not meant to be a momentary success. It was literally the culmination of his character arc

no it was just tbe beginning of 4,000 star destroyers that canblow up planets easier than the death star

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga
I was ready for this to fuckin suck but it was totally solid. Didn't blow me away but I think it's easily the best of the ST.

But, not sure how it would hold up on second watch, I could see it being like "hmm nah that wasn't that great actually"

feller
Jul 5, 2006


punk rebel ecks posted:

The Last Jedi was good and I'm sad to hear that the story doesn't follow it.

Please continue.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i didnt see the movie but...did it explain who and when palpatine hosed??

Barudak
May 7, 2007

BeefThief posted:

i didnt see the movie but...did it explain who and when palpatine hosed??

Everyone importants parents

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


punk rebel ecks posted:

I liked Kylo going "gently caress both the Jedi and Sith", the potential partnership with the protagonist, and Finn and his love interest.

That would have been a much better follow-up, but Disney would never allow their main lead join the bad guy just like they wouldn't allow the main lead in Rogue One be a terrorist.

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

halokiller posted:

That would have been a much better follow-up, but Disney would never allow their main lead join the bad guy just like they wouldn't allow the main lead in Rogue One be a terrorist.

Although Disney did allow the male and female leads to both be former child soldiers.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The movie was super fun and had big crazy awesome set pieces and Ashoka Tano in it. It was a good conclusion to the skywalker saga.


Anyone who thought this was going to be Film instead of just a fun rear end movie is very stupid. Going in with such unrealistic expectations could only lead to disappointment so I have to assume people just like to be mad or are extremely bad at their own lives

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Use the farce Luuke

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


BeefThief posted:

i didnt see the movie but...did it explain who and when palpatine hosed??

I haven't either, so me watching it depends on: does it also show this? and if so, how graphically?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Palpatine hosed a lot of people

why would he be some chaste virg

font color sea
Jan 23, 2017

Expelliarmus!
volcel Palpatine

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

The Bloop posted:

The movie was super fun and had big crazy awesome set pieces and Ashoka Tano in it. It was a good conclusion to the skywalker saga.


Anyone who thought this was going to be Film instead of just a fun rear end movie is very stupid. Going in with such unrealistic expectations could only lead to disappointment so I have to assume people just like to be mad or are extremely bad at their own lives

its actually good that it was poo poo

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

El Generico posted:

Moreso, the direction The Last Jedi was trying to steer the series in was good and necessary. The Last Jedi was messy and flawed, but burning down the old tired poo poo and taking what still works and pushing forward with it in new ways was a good and necessary idea

I see this argument and I'm genuinely confused by what last jedi did that was so seismic it has you spaffing over the direction it was apparently taking star wars, because anything that looked like it could have been genuinely different was subverted shortly afterwards within the same movie, so the sum total of these great changes Rian made was to have Luke being grumpy for a bit and pissing all over most of the plot threads JJ left to be picked up

And then this was all strung between an incredibly lovely, contrived and most of all just plain boring b plot along with a horribly derivative battle at the end, exactly the same criticisms that apply to Force Awakens

Again I generally liked the Rey/Luke/Kylo stuff but it didn't go anywhere uncharted, the thing I took most from it which I rarely hear other people mention was the final lesson Yoda taught Luke about failure being one of the most important teachers and how the role of the Masters is to live with that burden. Like yeah, that's a cool additional concept to the lore, but it doesn't fundamentally change our understanding of the force, just shows how the Jedi need to learn from their hubris

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

it was weird that they kept teasing romantic relationships with the characters and then explicitly shot them down

like that power ranger didn't even want to kiss Poe at the end

Episode IX: Nobody fucks but Sheev

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


The Bloop posted:

The movie was super fun and had big crazy awesome set pieces and Ashoka Tano

Where? I kept an eye out but I just assumed they got her VA to record one of the 30 overlaid lines from famous Jedi that Rey hears

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Where? I kept an eye out but I just assumed they got her VA to record one of the 30 overlaid lines from famous Jedi that Rey hears

thats exactly what she was.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


El Generico posted:

I liked all those things, and also I liked Luke being grumpy and over it, I liked Snoke getting mercked, I liked the theme of everyone being flawed and making mistakes, I liked Rey's parents being nobodies, I liked the Force actually being everywhere and being intuitively accessible to people unconnected to the original trilogy.

:agreed: but hey what can you do, "we just had to cater to the worst fanbase* to make a more cowardly and much worse film that makes less money than it too" was too good an opportunity to pass up

*also it wasn't enough for them to be homophobic and misogynistic and racist and generally toxic enough it bullied people off social media, it clearly affected Kelly Tran's role entirely in the immediate next film she was already signed up for with how severe it particularly was in her case. So yeah, gently caress them and gently caress JJ+Disney, the criticism they're getting pretty widespread for this still isn't as much as they deserve

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Was it good? This girl I'm seeing wants to go watch it so I'm trying to figure out how much whiskey I'll need to bring.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Ride out and face them, ride out rohan ex stormtrooper space horse horde!

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
This movie loving sucks, visually impressive and fails in every other way.

What I’m saying is that it’s a Star Wars movie

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Abongination posted:

What I’m saying is that it’s a Star Wars movie

I've already said enough words about how TLJ is incredible and my fav, so I'll just add 1) the original trilogy had some legit great moments and 2) for better or worse I loved the last hour of Rogue One (shame about the prior 70 minutes). Other than that ROTS was dumb fun, bin everything else

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
“Oh no, droid with catch phrases and wide market appeal has been physically and mentally abused by previous owner. It’s cool droid, u roll with us now”

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Abongination posted:

“Oh no, droid with catch phrases and wide market appeal has been physically and mentally abused by previous owner. It’s cool droid, u roll with us now”

I like "no thank you" as a response to physical contact though and will be adopting it

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I like "no thank you" as a response to physical contact though and will be adopting it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_0aeIO2Sk

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I liked that they literally called out how dumb/emotionally manipulative the whole "3po loses his memory" thing

"i'm just taking a good long last look at my best friends :(((("
"wait doesn't R2 make backups for you"
"uhhh they're unreliable!"

*15 minutes later*

it was real dumb.

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