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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

The Golden Man posted:

Bought my Christmas tree from this broad Geepny. :stonk:

the things people will name their kids... smh...

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

My business contact, Spoon Poon

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

My name is about the most German thing you could think of. I got endless poo poo for it as a child, still get some static as an adult. "Hey, Hitler!", "Are you a Nazi :downs:", that kinda thing. (It's not Adolf, btw) I look at some of the names in this thread and think, "poo poo, I ain't got it so bad."
Then I see Suparman Bin Batman, fuuck, gimmie your name dammit.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rodbeard posted:

I saw the hyphenated last name Love-Howe.

I merely Like-Howe.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
daddy
diablo
sparkus
shebrezica
neckolyn
ridge
sugar
a surprising amount of elmers

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


I learned from the impeachment hearings yesterday that there are Republican congressmen named "Denver Riggleman" and "Barry Loudermilk".

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



There was a guy in the State Department who served under several US presidents named Lawrence Eagleburger, a name that has always made me chuckle. He had a big jowly politician frown face.

:rip: :911: :burger:
Lol Eagleburger

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
Went to school with a girl who's name was Mary Hoe. She wised up and finally changed it to her mom's maiden name by 9th grade. But she definitely got tortured for it up until then.

Also from the same town as this infamous chiropractor:

Bjay9 has a new favorite as of 22:07 on Dec 19, 2019

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Lady named Teri Abel

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Just took a look at my students for next semester. I've got Jakeup, Rahdacious, Breawna, BGelecia, Angeliese

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Nostradingus posted:

Just took a look at my students for next semester. I've got Jakeup, Rahdacious, Breawna, BGelecia, Angeliese

I am sorry your students will combine to form Devastator if you give them a bad grade

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Twice now I have met SAcoyle--both first letters capitalized, no apostrophes. Everyone pronounced it "Sequoia." I guess the l is silent?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

marshmallow creep posted:

Twice now I have met SAcoyle--both first letters capitalized, no apostrophes. Everyone pronounced it "Sequoia." I guess the l is silent?

I'll ask the admins to check the IPs for re-reg/shared accounts.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Lord Hydronium posted:

I learned from the impeachment hearings yesterday that there are Republican congressmen named "Denver Riggleman" and "Barry Loudermilk".

I'm amazed you managed to miss hearing about Denver Riggleman when it came out he'd written Sasquatch porn. (This is true, but I'm on mobile and can't be arsed to google links.)

marshmallow creep posted:

Twice now I have met SAcoyle--both first letters capitalized, no apostrophes. Everyone pronounced it "Sequoia." I guess the l is silent?

Maybe it's a capital i?

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

Runcible Cat posted:

Maybe it's a capital i?

Impossible. That would just be ridiculous.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

PureRok posted:

Impossible. That would just be rIdIculous.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I know it was just someone getting a little sloppy with their L and their I but someone's emergency contact is written as "oval office HARDIN."

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Runcible Cat posted:

I'm amazed you managed to miss hearing about Denver Riggleman when it came out he'd written Sasquatch porn. (This is true, but I'm on mobile and can't be arsed to google links.)
Oh poo poo, that's the same guy? I heard about the Sasquatch porn thing but didn't remember his name.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

marshmallow creep posted:

I know it was just someone getting a little sloppy with their L and their I but someone's emergency contact is written as "oval office HARDIN."

Having an appropriately written L/I doesn't change the fact that this person's name is oval office.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Lady Disdain posted:

Having an appropriately written L/I doesn't change the fact that this person's name is oval office.

I'm sure I'm missing the joke but it's "CLINT"

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Winter Stormer posted:

I'm sure I'm missing the joke but it's "CLINT"
oval office HARDLN

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Winter Stormer posted:

I'm sure I'm missing the joke but it's "CLINT"

Oh poo poo. You're not missing the joke; I am. I couldn't see past my immediate assumption that it was Curt.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
My son's name is also oval office.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Oh sorry Cnut he is a polar bear ancient king.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Are we just gonna overlook BGelecia then?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Bye BGelecia

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Nikoal

Dead Jedi
Oct 25, 2010


I don't know if it's pronounced "GrEGG-or" or "GrEE-gor"

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Just in the past week I saw Christian Cremo and Lain Shakespeare.

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Dead Jedi posted:



I don't know if it's pronounced "GrEGG-or" or "GrEE-gor"

I just need to know if he's someone's uncle.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Rose Boner

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


I believe the technical term for this is "stamen"

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Yago Pikachu.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Richard Dixon

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Gayland Sims

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I've been working with a nice lady named Gay Walker this morning. :)

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I have a support ticket open with a company. The rep working it is signing off as Cyndi but the name at the top is Alyza. I don't know which misspelled name to reply to.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Oliver Le Butt Seal

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Sir Dingle Foot

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Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Recently came across the name Alice Laser which is actually pretty :black101: but we don't have a thread for those kind of names so

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