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ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Arglebargle III posted:

Fun space fact: An American spy satellite costs more than a nuclear submarine.

yeah but spy satellites aren't filled with seamen.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

Did we ever figure out what the hell the Space Force is supposed to do? I found an editorial extolling the virtues of militarizing space, and I'm still real confused.

Bush W declared the moon was the property of the US, and the world laughed.
Space Force is there to knock down any other company/country that gets to colonize space before the US does.
The world is still laughing.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Arglebargle III posted:

Fun space fact: An American spy satellite costs more than a nuclear submarine.

I buy it. Even ignoring the cost of launching it, the optics in those things are loving incredible.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

KillHour posted:

I buy it. Even ignoring the cost of launching it, the optics in those things are loving incredible.

In a real sense you did.

Jows
May 8, 2002

T. Bombastus posted:

Haha yeah Bridgeport. I don't own a car, which probably cuts down on my chances of being crimed.

They've convinced a whole demographic that the city is a war zone, and my lived experience is meaningless in the face of their scaremongering. Even my dad is clearly hesitant to leave the Loop when he comes to visit, and he's someone who prides himself on "listening to both sides" (then voting for the Republicans every time).

Sup fellow Bridgeport goon! You should tell your pops he'd be right at home. I remember my old neighbor Jimbo warning me about the dangers of socialism "Think about the Nazis, socialism is right in the name!", and there's a dude at like 34th & Morgan with a bunch of Trump poo poo in his yard.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Arglebargle III posted:

In a real sense you did.

This poo poo is what infuriates me about Republicans. "We can't afford healthcare or welfare!"

"The millitary literally costs more than a socialist pardise wet dream"

"But we NEED that"

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

UnknownTarget posted:

The space force is basically taking all the space operations performed by the Air Force and putting them into a separate branch with a stupid name and making them less efficient.

It's actually, literally just renaming Air Force Space Command to Space Force and assigning a new Secretary. Nothing is really being created or put anywhere.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

The military doesn't just cost less than a socialist paradise, it costs less than current government outlays on social programs.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Arglebargle III posted:

The military doesn't just cost less than a socialist paradise, it costs less than current government outlays on social programs.

That's implied by the fact that a socialist pardise would cost more than what we currently spend on social programs.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/usda/status/1209181077870465030?s=21

Santa only gets a temp visa now

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



How does that fall under the usda purview

CrazySalamander
Nov 5, 2009
Reindeer are livestock.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


xov posted:

Weird question, but where was your Pastor Bob? Oklahoma State University (Stillwater) had one who would shout at folk every day from the lawn in front of the student union two decades ago. This is the kind of thing I imagine drat near every public university has.

Like a loving twitter troll in the flesh, daring non-believers to step up and DeBaTe HiM or whatever. Most obnoxious thing I ever saw in my life.

Where I went we had three distinct genres of nutty street preachers thanks to being so close to places like Bob Jones University and Billy Graham's camp in the mountains outside Asheville.

The first was no biggie, they would stand at chokepoints of the sidewalks with some pamphlets and generally be annoying by getting in the way of the usual flow of people running to class.

The anti-abortion nutters would set up giant posters of mislabeled late term miscarriages in places where they could ambush people. Eventually they figured out that the student groups would fire off emails warning where they were and people would station themselves on the sidewalk a good distance from them warning everyone not to go that way, so then they tried to bring in the abortion van to drive around campus but couldn't follow traffic rules worth a drat so 90% of the time you saw them campus police was writing them a ticket.

The last type however was the absolute worst. Yelling about fornication and how everyone who didn't meet their standards for piety was going to hell. The one that came by most often was deeply deeply misogynistic and assumed any woman who dared to get an education instead of a husband what a hellbound harlot. He was also very mobile and would follow people around so he was harder to avoid. Someone figured out the church he was affiliated with and on the website he ran a newsletter about the number of sinners he spread the word to while being attacked by the forces of satan, with a bunch of the congregation praising his efforts and how he'll be rewarded for his work while everyone who rejected him will burn. Of course he always left out that the reason the campus police would jump on him and ban him from campus was because his frothing hatred of women who didn't follow god's role for them (i.e. didn't demurely listen to him just because he was a man) boiled over and he tried to physically obstruct them from walking away.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004



It's funny because non-fictional people who tried to enter the country are in cages even now! :xd:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

If you go to the right areas of Brooklyn you can hear the Muslim call to prayer, church bells, and the air-raid sirens signalling the start of the Sabbath all in the same place.

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

AceOfFlames posted:

First time I was cornered on a ramp below street level leading to a subway station and managed to run away. Another time I was jumped by five guys in an empty street but they thought I was "just a kid" and let me go (but kicked me in the chest). Another time I was cornered in my apartment building's back door but managed to bluff them into thinking they were being recorded. Last time I was nearly shoved down into a maintenance staircase but was rescued by someone driving by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CizzE-zZo

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

The Space Force can also defend the planet from a threat that does not come from any human agency, but nature. The prospect of an asteroid or comet hitting the Earth with such devastating effect that it ends human civilization or even life itself is very real.

So, laser weapon targeting oil/coal execs?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

xov posted:

Weird question, but where was your Pastor Bob? Oklahoma State University (Stillwater) had one who would shout at folk every day from the lawn in front of the student union two decades ago. This is the kind of thing I imagine drat near every public university has.

Like a loving twitter troll in the flesh, daring non-believers to step up and DeBaTe HiM or whatever. Most obnoxious thing I ever saw in my life.

We had the best kind, they would just hand out these tiny green bibles without going hell and damnation on you, and those bibles were great for leveling tables.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009




If correct, then that's some saturday morning cartoon vilaining from Putin. Some Skeletor convincing a village that it's He-Man who's been poisoning the river type deal.

In other words, it's probably true.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


ewiley posted:

yeah but spy satellites aren't filled with seamen.

you don’t know the Boeing contractors I do

BardoTheConsumer
Apr 6, 2017


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Stereotype posted:

Also American Conservatives are unbelievably sheltered oh my god.


https://twitter.com/cov_gretchen/status/1208551124472602625?s=21

The fact that conservatives live their lives in constant fear of everything around them is literally the only thing that let's me sleep at night.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

CuddleCryptid posted:

We had the best kind, they would just hand out these tiny green bibles without going hell and damnation on you, and those bibles were great for leveling tables.

That was an unexpected wave of nostalgia, thank you.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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skeleton warrior posted:

you don’t know the Boeing contractors I do

Big :same:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Phobic Nest posted:

That was an unexpected wave of nostalgia, thank you.

Same.

Somehow a few of the tables in the student union required one of those under every leg to not rock. The sort of physical impossibility that you can only get with minimum bid vaguely modern institutional furniture.

Jows
May 8, 2002

Shifty Pony posted:

Same.

Somehow a few of the tables in the student union required one of those under every leg to not rock. The sort of physical impossibility that you can only get with minimum bid vaguely modern institutional furniture.

Psst... it's usually the floor, not the table...

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Fallom posted:

It's actually, literally just renaming Air Force Space Command to Space Force and assigning a new Secretary. Nothing is really being created or put anywhere.
I was reading this morning that Cape Canaveral will be under Space Force

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


FlamingLiberal posted:

I was reading this morning that Cape Canaveral will be under Space Force

Makes sense. They have all the launch pads there as part of the Air Force Base that KSC sits on.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/goldietaylor/status/1209552572463353858?s=19

Oh look another far left antifa Soros-funded rag.

T. Bombastus
Feb 18, 2013

Jows posted:

Sup fellow Bridgeport goon! You should tell your pops he'd be right at home. I remember my old neighbor Jimbo warning me about the dangers of socialism "Think about the Nazis, socialism is right in the name!", and there's a dude at like 34th & Morgan with a bunch of Trump poo poo in his yard.
When the chud uprising begins, that Dunkin at 31st and Halsted will be its epicenter.

BardoTheConsumer posted:

The fact that conservatives live their lives in constant fear of everything around them is literally the only thing that let's me sleep at night.
legitimately shocked at how childish she's acting. Like even beyond the rank bigotry, the way she covers her face with her jacket and mouths "what the gently caress" right in front of the people she's ridiculing is some weird little-kid poo poo.

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

To nobody's surprise, the Van Drew party switch was the product of a spineless boomer with a giant ego getting in over his head by stubbornly making bad decisions.

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1209515893182611457

quote:

Jeff Van Drew panicked.

Last week, the first-term conservative Democrat polled his district about his opposition to impeachment. The results were very one-sided. Over 70 percent of Democratic primary voters would be less likely to support him if he voted against impeaching Donald Trump.

Van Drew immediately went silent and was unreachable by allies in the party. The next day, he was meeting with Donald Trump at the White House to discuss switching parties. Within 48 hours, word had leaked out about his decision and, within a week, Van Drew was on cable news pledging his “undying support” to a president whom he voted against 93 percent of the time.

:laffo::

quote:

Despite the comparatively easy victory, Van Drew felt bruised that his victory was not by the margins he was accustomed to in his past legislative wins, according to the South Jersey Democrat — even though federal races are far more partisan than state-level races. The result prompted Van Drew to go back to his playbook from his days in Trenton and try to demonstrate his bipartisan credentials. There was an immediate hiccup in this plan, though, when Van Drew cast his first vote on Capitol Hill. He had pledged not to vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker, but instead of supporting an alternative candidate, he tried to simply vote no. There was no such option under House rules.

If he couldn’t come up with another choice, it was suggested by advisers that he just follow the lead of Mikie Sherrill, a fellow Democratic freshman from New Jersey who was alphabetically ahead of him on the roll call, and support whomever she voted for. His response to that advice was, “What are you going to do to stop me?” Van Drew voted no to awkward murmurs, and it was eventually recorded as present.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Stereotype posted:

Also American Conservatives are unbelievably sheltered oh my god.


https://twitter.com/cov_gretchen/status/1208551124472602625?s=21

Best reply to that tweet...
https://twitter.com/sanaqadeerr/status/1208870196598857728?s=19

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

It's funny because non-fictional people who tried to enter the country are in cages even now! :xd:

Hopefully ICE doesnt deport rudolpho

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Dad Jokes posted:

To nobody's surprise, the Van Drew party switch was the product of a spineless boomer with a giant ego getting in over his head by stubbornly making bad decisions.

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1209515893182611457


:laffo::

Why are we represented by the stupidest people





...oh

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

3rding this. Aerospace engineers love sex and drugs as much as everyone else.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
ah republican "humor":

"joyful news of the season: all paperwork is currently in order on jolly mythical figure ha ha ha ha."

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

Tacier posted:

Is that an Islamic call to prayer? I’d also find it disconcerting to hear that in a public space anywhere in America, but obviously there’s no reason to act so cartoonishly confused and distressed about it.

Brooklyn is actually filled with all kinds of wonderful people, sorry to disturb you hahaha

https://twitter.com/Dragoncountry44/status/1209250813559869443

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dad Jokes posted:

To nobody's surprise, the Van Drew party switch was the product of a spineless boomer with a giant ego getting in over his head by stubbornly making bad decisions.

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1209515893182611457


:laffo::

...So this guy is living proof that the Neutral planet from Futurama is real right?

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

InsertPotPun posted:

ah republican "humor":

"joyful news of the season: all paperwork is currently in order on jolly mythical figure ha ha ha ha."

This is just ripe for people to tweet back bad photoshops of Santa locked up in cages with ICE thugs guarding him.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i feel a bunch of the smarter evangelicals and the more decent ones realize trump isnt worth this and him being a giant piece of poo poo is kinda bad for them.



god these people are such fragile fucks. like jesus christ lady. muslims exist even on christmas and are doing their own thing. gently caress off.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

god these people are such fragile fucks. like jesus christ lady. muslims exist even on christmas and are doing their own thing. gently caress off.

But Islam is illegal in America!!!!!


...Isn't it?/???

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