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Kitchner posted:Americans are hopeless prudes. I thought hand jobs were just the way everyone greets everyone in europe, like handshakes in the US
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for spending more money on my car than on my girl’s engagement ring? guillotine for both, next
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hawowanlawow posted:can't even really wear a ring that big You can be confident you are on the wrong side of history if you are wearing jewelry befitting Tammy Faye Bakker
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AITA for revealing that my sister was a stripper? Let me start by saying this. Everyone in my family knows my sister was a stripper. Nobody cares. She used it to pay for college. Nobody in my family can afford to help us go to college. I (19F) was having dinner with My parents, my sister(24F) and her fiancé. The topic of dating came up, and my mom was talking about my current boyfriend. My sister did that fake “clutch my pearls” kind of motion, and was like “another boyfriend? You sure get around don’t you?” And everyone started laughing. I’ve dated like 3 or 4 guys this year. I’m in college. Most of these flings weren’t serious and I didn’t think it was a big deal. My sister then starts going on about “master keys and faulty locks” as if she has some moral high ground to me. She has been on this born again Christian schtick since she met her fiancé. He’s super conservative. While she was lecturing me I made the point that she “dated” many many more men when she was a stripper. (She did) Then I asked her if she got her “lock”fixed. Her fiancé just kind of stared at her and was like “you were a stripper!?!”. He was shocked. He got up from dinner and they proceeded to argue outside. My mom immediately started yelling at me for “telling my sisters business”. She couldn’t believe I would be so “vindictive”. I said that I didn’t know that the man she was about to marry was unaware that she was a stripper. She went on to talk about how I knew he was conservative, and he comes from a good family so I just ruined this good opportunity for my sister. They have called off the wedding, I’m not sure if they are working it out or if she will be moving back in with my parents and I soon. I just want to know from an outside perspective if I was really an rear end in a top hat here.
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Yeah if that’s true they’re just both rich assholes and they deserve each other (ring couple)
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Iron Crowned posted:I thought hand jobs were just the way everyone greets everyone in europe, like handshakes in the US You're thinking of gay people, which this thread established would be totally cool with their significant other giving hand jobs to strippers.
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Dec 27, 2019 17:58
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for revealing that my sister was a stripper? Stones and glass houses.
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Dec 27, 2019 17:58
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lmao @ a stripper trying to ride a high horse over someone going on too many dates in college.
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Dec 27, 2019 18:00
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Anyone saying the lock & key bullshit gets whatever verbal slap is said back to them at that point, so I have no sympathy for that lady. Her past work has nothing to do with it in my mind.
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Dec 27, 2019 18:02
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Sounds like the relationship she was in with her fiance wasn't exactly built on a firm foundation of love and trust either. "Opportunity" indeed.
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Mr. Lobe posted:Sounds like the relationship she was in with her fiance wasn't exactly built on a firm foundation of love and trust either. "Opportunity" indeed. Lol yeah the ruining a good opportunity bit tells the whole tale e: also i stopped reading this thread for quite a while and caught up on more than 150 pages this week because work's been slow. my brain AIDS has gotten way worse
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Dec 27, 2019 18:05
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Kitchner posted:Americans are hopeless prudes. In your country they're trying to make it so people need to check with government agencies to look at porn online.
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Dec 27, 2019 18:08
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Kitchner posted:Americans are hopeless prudes. Well I'm not going to jizz all over my new sheets
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Sunswipe posted:This woman is absolutely going to wake up with one of this guy's friends raping her one day. Shell be lucky if it’s only one of them.
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Tetramin posted:Lol yeah the ruining a good opportunity bit tells the whole tale I saved up 1000 posts to read today because I'm back to work for 1 day and lol if I'm gonna work on the Friday after boxing day I'm thru them now I need to kill another 4 hours 
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Chomp8645 posted:lmao @ a stripper trying to ride a high horse over someone going on too many dates in college. Yeah but for the stripper they were business outings
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Grape posted:In your country they're trying to make it so people need to check with government agencies to look at porn online. If you're not already thinking of the Queen while you're jerking off you're not a patriot and don't deserve to ejaculate anyway.
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Dec 27, 2019 18:29
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Kitchner posted:If you're not FTFY
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Dec 27, 2019 18:37
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Grape posted:In your country they're trying to make it so people need to check with government agencies to look at porn online. The national wanking licence project got pulled in too many directions and ended up finished before even starting 
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Dec 27, 2019 18:39
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Kitchner posted:You're thinking of gay people, which this thread established would be totally cool with their significant other giving hand jobs to strippers. Now I got hand beezy stuck in my head again
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Now I got hand beezy stuck in my head again This is the kinda poo poo that gets me weird looks, because I know exactly what you're talking about and none of my friends do.
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Dec 27, 2019 18:48
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hawowanlawow posted:can't even really wear a ring that big I've seen rings that have more size (from multiple diamonds in a big setting) up top being worn casually.
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Dec 27, 2019 18:58
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I feel bad for everyone who got heated over that post about the guy who wouldn't raise the not bio kid. From his repost on relationship_advice, it's 100% clear it's a shitpost made by some mgtow chud. I told my ex girlfriend's daughter that I'm not her father. Now my ex is furious quote:I posted this on AmITheAsshole where it was overwhelmingly found that I was NOT the rear end in a top hat. I am not here for moral judgement.
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What about that makes you think the post is fake?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for revealing that my sister was a stripper? "Comes from a good family" Lol
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for revealing that my sister was a stripper? Congrats to this girl for saving her sister from a lovely and, given the pattern of what happens to women in evangelical family, probably abusive marriage. E: Mixed up the genders AnoHito fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Dec 27, 2019 |
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Chomp8645 posted:What about that makes you think the post is fake? Yeah the dude seems like a misogynist but it doesn't really seem fake necessarily
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ad090 posted:I feel bad for everyone who got heated over that post about the guy who wouldn't raise the not bio kid. From his repost on relationship_advice, it's 100% clear it's a shitpost made by some mgtow chud. So what does he want lmao? He doesn't give a poo poo about the kid and he had a bad break up with his ex, now he's whining to reddit for validation instead of blocking them and calling it a day. If he really hates the kid that much and if the ex is bothering him to a level he can't ignore then the only thing he can do is just detach from them at every level which isn't hard to do. It's not hard to see his sister's POV but of course this guy lives totally online so instead of talking it out with her he thinks his trust is COMPLETELY LOST or whatever. Oh well he can always subscribe to Pewdiepie, everyone knows that having any kind of care or compassion for any kid that's not related to you is a sign of being the ultimate cuck
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Hes an mra shitlord who posts on mgtow Reddit who abandoned his child due to biotruths, everything about him is bad, and wrong.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for revealing that my sister was a stripper? 
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quote:AITA for revealing that my sister was a stripper? Shouldn't kick gravel if you have a glass hymen
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Shouldn't kick gravel if you have a glass hymen I think you made that up just now.
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Biplane posted:Hes an mra shitlord who posts on mgtow Reddit who abandoned his child due to biotruths, everything about him is bad, and wrong. watching the chuddiest half of this thread make fools of themselves on his behalf has been entertaining
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:glass hymen
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mods please change my username to Glass Hymen
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WIBTA for taking my friend's ex as my date to her wedding after I got kicked out of her wedding party?quote:My friend is marrying my ex boyfriend of four years. It's been pretty awkward. I was kicked out of her wedding party because I was uncomfortable wearing a very revealing bridesmaid's gown. This wasn't that big of a deal as we're not exactly close since she got with my ex. However, she still expects me to take on all the duties of a bridesmaid. I told her that was ridiculous and that she needed to find a new bridesmaid. She then almost uninvited me from the wedding but instead decided I could go I follow a very specific set of rules (ranging from how to dress to who I could talk to). I was absolutely crushed as I was still looking forward to the wedding even if I wasn't going to be in it. I found out through a mutual friend who is still in the wedding party the bride continuously makes fun of me and talks poo poo about me constantly and so do several of the other bridesmaids. I was about to just not go when I ran into the bride's ex who is also invited to the wedding (He's the groom's cousin). He was also kicked out of the wedding party and was given a list of rules to follow. He and I have decided we're going to go together and have fun breaking as many rules that we can (such as wearing what we want to wear, drinking at the open bar, talking to whoever we want to, and dancing- WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DANCE). Nothing we would do would distract from the bride's big day other than breaking the ridiculously petty rules that we're supposed to follow. We're also both at the point where we're both ready to sever ties with the bride and groom. Would we be the assholes? Sorry if this was scattered, a lot happened in the past month and her wedding is in three weeks. Thanks in advance, I'm willing to accept my judgement!
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Pinecone Sample posted:WIBTA for taking my friend's ex as my date to her wedding after I got kicked out of her wedding party? Go and piss everyone off, and then move out of your little hick town.
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Pinecone Sample posted:WIBTA for taking my friend's ex as my date to her wedding after I got kicked out of her wedding party? Sounds like you’re already not friends any more op
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I dunno if it’s quite as good as people claiming giving strippers handjobs isn’t cheating but it’s up there... unless quarkjets and such fun are European, in which case it’s just a subset of the smug euros/American prudes thing. The gently caress is this callout bullshit? I never said that a handjob isn't cheating, gently caress off idiot. My contention was that OP was an unreliable narrator and that no handjobs were even given in that story
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