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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
In this, our gloomy new year, Alexis is also unhappy because of the snow.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pancakes posted:

Oh yeah, today is the first day of legalization in Illinois isn't it? I really should see about doing some CLE to get involved in the new kinds of legal work resulting from the change.

Yeah first day today. The line I saw in Romeoville was just loving stupid. I would have been in line outside for at least a couple hours.

Edit - just the single line I saw basically proves that they should have given out more licenses.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lol

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

does anyone have the butcher's bill for who got Lowtax'd overnight

lowtax is undoing the bans so there's that.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Pancakes posted:

In this, our gloomy new year, Alexis is also unhappy because of the snow.



Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Louisgod posted:

acchutally he’s #1, no other presidents before him matter

trolp

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You know the worst part about my little trip out to see if I could get weed is that the McDonalds near the weed store was open, but I waited until I got the one closest to my place to get breakfast. Except that it was closed for another 30 minutes.

So I went home and will have to go out again in about 20 minutes in order to get breakfast.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

It's January 1st 2020: the Vatican desperately pushes out the story that the pope's arm was pulled to news media as damage control.

News media all across the world publishes their take and nobody bothers to look into it for several hours.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lowtax is undoing the bans so there's that.

lmao

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



I wish snoo and Lastgirl come back.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
we need a hanky code but for trolip

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Bethamphetamine posted:

It's January 1st 2020: the Vatican desperately pushes out the story that the pope's arm was pulled to news media as damage control.

News media all across the world publishes their take and nobody bothers to look into it for several hours.

I mean it looks like there is video evidence that the lady does in fact pull on his arm.

Is there something I'm missing?

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

They're called Amish

oh well that explains the buggy but not the beer, still something eerie about a town full of those people, like that Aphex Twin video

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/1212385339593101312

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



God bless us, everyone

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

:unsmith:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Note that in spite of marijuana being legal the US Trustee will still object to any and all bankruptcy filings in Illinois that rely on income from the sale of marijuana. This US Trustee also covers part of Colorado (I think).

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
and for the first time in my life, i kinda wish i could go back to living in illinois

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



The only high rollin’ I’m doing rn is this joint

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

baw posted:

and for the first time in my life, i miss living in illinois

It was loving 65 degrees 4 days ago. Now it's 25 degrees. :shrug:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

every politician that does this without actively directing all of their efforts to erasing marijuana convictions from the record and releasing low level offenders from jail should be tarred and feathered and perhaps drawn and quartered.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

baw posted:

and for the first time in my life, i kinda wish i could go back to living in illinois

lmao

don't worry the lines for it are stupid today

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

emfive posted:

oh well that explains the buggy but not the beer, still something eerie about a town full of those people, like that Aphex Twin video

The original founders numbered around 200 people so all of the Amish living today descend from that gene pool.

And Amish drink, smoke, do drugs and deal with substance abuse like everyone else.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

every politician that does this without actively directing all of their efforts to erasing marijuana convictions from the record and releasing low level offenders from jail should be tarred and feathered and perhaps drawn and quartered.

the governor JB Pritzker actually started doing that last night.

https://apnews.com/2536e69f5b4a6d80faa26a1837158581

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



A Buff Gay Dude posted:

every politician that does this without actively directing all of their efforts to erasing marijuana convictions from the record and releasing low level offenders from jail should be tarred and feathered and perhaps drawn and quartered.

https://twitter.com/KristenClarkeJD/status/1212112070298292224

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Don't go straight for the edibles pull up pull uppp!!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Pancakes posted:

It was loving 65 degrees 4 days ago. Now it's 25 degrees. :shrug:

You live in Chicago, by choice, owned lib.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
https://twitter.com/babadookspinoza/status/1211866812188647432?s=20

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008



Part of me wants to rely watch Felix use his valor stealing bit during a campaign

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TMMadman posted:

I mean it looks like there is video evidence that the lady does in fact pull on his arm.

Is there something I'm missing?

It's inconceivable that every editor in the world wouldn't title the story "Pope Slaps Woman"
And in fact, that is what title many outlets have reissued the story as.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Lock the Pope up!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



:golfclap:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Based on everything I know about christianity you shouldn't pull ppls arm but you also shouldn't slap at ppl for pulling your arm god bless

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Well, that or unmasked

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Louisgod posted:

acchutally he’s #1, no other presidents before him matter

what other presidents

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
It finally happened. Idiocracy fully became a documentary, and recent events only serve to prove it when you think about it.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
starting the new year off right by creating help desk tickets at work cause our citrix is hosed lmao

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