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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for ruining Christmas & NYE because I was removed from my mom and dad's wills? Straight into my veins!
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DemoneeHo posted:Whew, this one is a doozy. Also its the length of a novel. Skip to the bolded part in the update if you want to get straight to the good stuff. Wow. 1. What a monster the girl was, and 2. Jesus Christ I never considered how crippling it must be to have such low self esteem.
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Jan 2, 2020 16:40
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for ruining Christmas & NYE because I was removed from my mom and dad's wills? I want to believe
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Jan 2, 2020 16:42
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for ruining Christmas & NYE because I was removed from my mom and dad's wills? Good for them - its not about inheritance/money, its about being treated like a second-class family member.
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Jan 2, 2020 16:43
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for ruining Christmas & NYE because I was removed from my mom and dad's wills? That's the stuff
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Jan 2, 2020 16:54
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DemoneeHo posted:Whew, this one is a doozy. Also its the length of a novel. Skip to the bolded part in the update if you want to get straight to the good stuff. I couldn't believe she would anonymously text me all these horrible things that she also says right to my loving face 3 times a day!
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Jan 2, 2020 16:56
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PostNouveau posted:I couldn't believe she would anonymously text me all these horrible things that she also says right to my loving face 3 times a day! Even dum dums do not deserve to be the target of abuse.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:02
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for ruining Christmas & NYE because I was removed from my mom and dad's wills? This reads like a fantasy written by the family's spineless scapegoat of how they think finally being confrontational would go down. They gathered all their stuff in a big pile while everyone just watched? Ok. That their killer burn was delivered through a locked bedroom door only proves they should have hired a normal person to consult on their script for authenticity before testing it with an audience.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:02
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The Bramble posted:This reads like a fantasy written by the family's spineless scapegoat of how they think finally being confrontational would go down. They gathered all their stuff in a big pile while everyone just watched? Ok. That their killer burn was delivered through a locked bedroom door only proves they should have hired a normal person to consult on their script for authenticity before testing it with an audience. The easy way to tell whether a post is real is how many irrelevant tangents it goes on, and this has none. it was workshopped
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Jan 2, 2020 17:03
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AITA for lying to my pregnant fiance about a sex toy?quote:This first paragraph will probably make me sound like the a**hole, but please keep reading beyond that.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:10
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The Bramble posted:This reads like a fantasy written by the family's spineless scapegoat of how they think finally being confrontational would go down. They gathered all their stuff in a big pile while everyone just watched? Ok. That their killer burn was delivered through a locked bedroom door only proves they should have hired a normal person to consult on their script for authenticity before testing it with an audience. Depends, if their "stuff" was a couple of bags from their rooms sure. But they have loads of kids and stuff with them. So the only chance would be if they excused themselves, collected it all upstairs while everyone else was downstairs, and then dump it all and say it at the same time. Seems unlikely to me, not least because anyone certain enough in their convictions to kick everyone out of their house on thanksgiving despite the fact they all go mad about it, isn't going to need the Internet to tell them they were in the right.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:16
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:That's the disease caused by Vitamin E acetate in illegal THC cartridges. Which isn't even what we're talking about at all. I feel like you know this. No. Vitamin E acetate is the most likely cause. There's no proof it's the only cause. People developed the symptoms while vaping name-brand junk without THC in it.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:18
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Kitchner posted:Depends, if their "stuff" was a couple of bags from their rooms sure. But they have loads of kids and stuff with them. So the only chance would be if they excused themselves, collected it all upstairs while everyone else was downstairs, and then dump it all and say it at the same time.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:28
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AITA for lying to my in-laws about actively trying to have a child.quote:My wife and I are in our early 30s no children and no plans on ever having children. My wife is an only child and her parents are constantly pressuring us to have children. Every Christmas when we visit them this subject turns into a huge argument between my wife and her parents because she’s very adamant about not having children. This year I decided to interact with them differently and pretend like we’re actively trying to have children. When I told them we’re finally ready to have children and we’re actively trying they were overwhelmed with joy. Their entire attitude was extremely positive and the dinner was peaceful and full of laughs. They would ask me how many children I wanted and I would respond I’m not stopping till I have one of each. I would ask them parenting questions and their answers were so cheerful and they would Reminisce about when my wife was a child. My MIL even gave me unsolicited sex advice to get my wife pregnant.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:35
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for lying to my pregnant fiance about a sex toy? There is definitely a sex toy double standard. Women having vibrators is normal and acceptable, and a guy having a fleshlight is a creepy perv.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:41
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PostNouveau posted:I couldn't believe she would anonymously text me all these horrible things that she also says right to my loving face 3 times a day! It’s almost like it’s an abuse victim making excuses for their abuser. Funny, that.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:42
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Licarn posted:AITA for lying to my in-laws about actively trying to have a child. Imagine being such an inconsiderate jerk of a partner that you don't even check in with your wife first before telling an enormous lie to her parents.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:45
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Licarn posted:AITA for lying to my in-laws about actively trying to have a child. My MIL even gave me unsolicited sex advice to get my wife pregnant. When I'm done with my despair-borne shuddering, maybe I'll have gone insane enough to try to figure out what sort of advice my MIL could possibly give me regarding ways to get my wife pregnant "Don't finish in the Fleshlight"? "Do it standing up"? "Ignore everything Cumshitter has to say about hetero sex"? I'm morbidly curious as to what advice could be given.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:46
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Congratulations on defusing one argument now in exchange for an even more massive family-destroying blowup in the future!
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Jan 2, 2020 17:46
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Some people used to say that the position you finish in affected the gender.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:47
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Licarn posted:AITA for lying to my in-laws about actively trying to have a child. The wife is super ungrateful here. Marriage is all about using your respective strengths to help you and your partner become a better team. The husband saw a conflict that wasn't being evaded and deployed his black-belt level avoidance skills in order to do so.
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Jan 2, 2020 17:52
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Licarn posted:AITA for lying to my in-laws about actively trying to have a child.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:03
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Rosalind posted:Imagine being such an inconsiderate jerk of a partner that you don't even check in with your wife first before telling an enormous lie to her parents. It's not an enormous lie at all, they can change their mind the next time they're over, just like they did this time. They would officially be an rear end in a top hat once there was a fake pregnancy and fake baby shower.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:07
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gently caress my daughter like *this*
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Jan 2, 2020 18:08
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AITA for warning my neighbor about his wife? I live in a condo. Our building has 12 units, so we know our neighbors very well. I am very friendly with the couple that lives across the hall. I’m single, and they often invite me to dinner with them. I hang out with the husband pretty often. We have game nights, and hang out at bars together. A few days before Christmas I saw another male come and pick up the wife while the husband was at work. They went out for a couple of hours and came back. I saw them hugging. I told him to come by my house when he got off of work for a beer so that I could tell him what I saw. Later that evening I told him and he didn’t believe me. He was devastated, and went to confront his wife. They got into a big fight, but in the end it turned out just to be a cousin that came in from out of town to visit her. They went out for lunch. He and this cousin know each other, he was a groomsmen in his wedding. I apologized profusely to the wife and him. I tried to explain that I was just looking out for a friend. She was not having it and cursed me out. I told her that she was being extremely rude and hurtful. She doesn’t want me to hang out with her husband anymore, effectively ruining our friendship. Am I the rear end in a top hat here or is she? I tried to apologize to her, and explain my reasoning. She wasn’t open to it at all. I don’t think that this is fair.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:09
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AITA for posting on my girlfriend snapchat story using her account? She's posted on my insta before (I don't use snapchat). I took her on vacation to Italy for her birthday a few days ago. I'm paying for everything - flights, travel, activities, food, etc. This is not a cheap vacation, I'm probably spending $12K between the two of us. She just got back from a very popular bakery and bought cannolis. They had five flavors, and she bought one of each. And they cost an unbelievably 5 euros each, which is like $28. So overall, I spent more than $30 on cannoli after you account for currency exchange fees etc. So, I took a video of her eating one and posted it on her snap story with the caption "just spent $30 of Jake's money on cannoli lol". Now she's all pissed off at me. Did I cross the line?
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Jan 2, 2020 18:15
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for warning my neighbor about his wife?
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Jan 2, 2020 18:15
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The Bramble posted:The wife is super ungrateful here. Marriage is all about using your respective strengths to help you and your partner become a better team. The husband saw a conflict that wasn't being evaded and deployed his black-belt level avoidance skills in order to do so. I don't think your partner should get to make a lie that causes such a critical alteration in the dynamics with your parents without at least discussing it with you first. He just signed her up for a lot of humoring and deception she clearly hates doing, or else she would have been doing it in the first place. Either that, or outing her partner as a liar, which I suppose is just a ticking time bomb now anyway. After all, if she was up for the long con, she probably would have started off on that foot in the first place.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:18
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for warning my neighbor about his wife? Cannot tell the difference between a friendship/family hug and a “just had sex” one?
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Jan 2, 2020 18:21
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DemoneeHo posted:My Friend is Being a Jerk With Our Wedding Menu
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Jan 2, 2020 18:23
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Guy saw a married woman hanging out with another man who wasn't her husband one time and immediately jumped to "She's a cheating whore!"
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Jan 2, 2020 18:25
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Colonel Cancer posted:Thats the normal world tho. People who can't believe in something greater than themselves won't believe in socialism either. Just wanna loop back to explain that you are a loving imbecile
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Jan 2, 2020 18:25
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for posting on my girlfriend snapchat story using her account? Found another post from this guy in the Reddit comments quote:AITA for asking my girlfriend to quit dressing so slutty? Hey Jake, shove the cannolis up your loving rear end
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Jan 2, 2020 18:25
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I feel like hubby and wife handled this weirdly. What did you do today honey? Had lunch with cousin. Oh cool. The end.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:27
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Xenocides posted:Cannot tell the difference between a friendship/family hug and a “just had sex” one? man the average dude can't tell the difference between a polite customer service smile and a come-hither stare, don't expect them to start deciphering hug dynamics all of a sudden
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Jan 2, 2020 18:27
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for lying to my pregnant fiance about a sex toy? Get a paternity test.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:30
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MagusofStars posted:Having been to a lot of weddings and experienced some truly mediocre catering, I can assure you that marshmallow squares would have been an improvement in many cases. I agree. I'm laughing at OP's reaction that anyone would dare bring marshmallow squares to a wedding. Quelle horreur!
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Jan 2, 2020 18:30
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Get a paternity test. If the baby comes out purple, it's time to leave your fiancée
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Jan 2, 2020 18:31
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duck trucker posted:Guy saw a married woman hanging out with another man who wasn't her husband one time and immediately jumped to "She's a cheating whore!" Like he was all "man, this is tough to say, but your wife... look if you just need someone...*squeezes thigh*"
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HOT BREAD! posted:Found another post from this guy in the Reddit comments high waisted jeans are slutty?
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