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seiferguy posted:Get that pro streamer Ninja to coach the team. He thinks kicking is super easy so get him in as head coach and you're bound to hit 100% of your kicks. Twitch Plays The Cleveland Browns.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Twitch Plays The Cleveland Browns. This would lead to the browns being better than at least half of the teams in the league
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seiferguy posted:Get that pro streamer Ninja to coach the team. He thinks kicking is super easy so get him in as head coach and you're bound to hit 100% of your kicks. Nagy would be ashamed of himself seeing the stable of kickers Ninja would keep around
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gently caress I love that part of the official line is Dorsey had to be fired because his vision didn't mesh with Depodesta https://twitter.com/KeithBritton86/status/1212781333820391424
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Jan 2, 2020 18:35
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I'm still trying to grasp how a grown adult baby is going to handle strong personalities like Baker, OBJ and Landry. The Browns deserve everything that happens to them. Move them to St. Louis
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Jan 2, 2020 18:43
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I think Ditka is still alive. Another candidate to toss onto the pile!
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Jan 2, 2020 18:49
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The Miz is a Browns fan. Hire the Miz. Make his OC/DC be people from his MTV challenge days. OC Johnny Bananas should mesh well with Baker Mayfield
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Jesus loving Christ, it's after 12pm Central time, is Garrett loving fired yet?!
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Jan 2, 2020 19:12
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I hope Urbz goes to the Browns and they Browns up his career.
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Jan 2, 2020 19:13
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From beneath the floorboards, Jerry Jones hears the tell-tale clapping of hands.
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Jan 2, 2020 19:14
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7-9 posted:Donald Trump can coach the Browns after he's impeached Someone didn't pay attention during civics class. "Impeach" means "to accuse," not to remove. Articles of impeachment have already passed. He just hasn't had his trial yet.
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Timby posted:Someone didn't pay attention during civics class.
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Apparently Garrett’s contract doesn’t officially expire until the 14th so we could have 12 more days of this 
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Apparently Garrett’s contract doesn’t officially expire until the 14th so we could have 12 more days of this "We have signed Jason Garrett to a two-week extension to continue to evaluate his status with the team"
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DariusLikewise posted:"We have signed Jason Garrett to a two-week extension to continue to evaluate his status with the team" jason garrett is the exact kind of spineless dummy who’d agree to a year-to-year contract situation until he wins 12 games and jerry can extend him for longer
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Declan MacManus posted:jason garrett is the exact kind of spineless dummy who’d agree to a year-to-year contract situation until he wins 12 games and jerry can extend him for longer I know this is a joke but it actually sounds like a great deal for Garrett. If Jerry always gives him another year then why not just keep taking it? It's not like he's a running back who will be legally dead by 28.
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https://twitter.com/Jake_Trotter/status/1212811559627624457?s=20 That's 2 Haslams 1 baseball guy 1 Haslam son in law 1 mid level football executive
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Apparently Garrett’s contract doesn’t officially expire until the 14th so we could have 12 more days of this I will enjoy every second of it OP.
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colachute posted:I hope Urbz goes to the Browns and they Browns up his career. https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1212812579174830083
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The final loving kicker https://twitter.com/KeithBritton86/status/1212813770503999490?s=20 If this sounds familiar that's because it's the structure we used with Farmer/Pettine and Hue/Sashi. He's without question the worst owner
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shyduck posted:Twitch Plays Browns Coach Baker Mayfield: START BENCH START BENCH START BENCH TRADE
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Ches Neckbeard posted:The final loving kicker Jets have this same moronic structure.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:The final loving kicker I'd bail if I were Dorsey too. What a loving clownshow.
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Haslam should just do a Jerry and make himself GM at this point
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mcmagic posted:Jets have this same moronic structure. The Packers had the cap guy, the GM, *and* McCarthy all report equally to Murphy. It was dumb. I think that structure went away after McCarthy was fired, now LaFleur reports to Gutekunst. Not sure about Ball though.
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DariusLikewise posted:Haslam should just do a Jerry and make himself GM at this point Can't do that, he needs scapegoats
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Haslam really, really believes in his own football smarts, huh?
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Haslam really, really believes in his own football smarts, huh? Well you can clearly see the results in.... *waves hands and looks around* How can we the people reach out to him to have some sense...I mean I know he’s a billionaire and he’s got that diseased mind but eh gently caress it I can’t even muster a care
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Wasn't he part owner of the Steelers before buying the Browns? Perhaps in his mind he conflates some of their success with himself.
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Yep he was brought up in the ways of NFL ownership by the Rooney's. Dude 100% believes he's the solution to any problem despite the mountain of evidence to the contrary.
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It's kinda funny cause the previous owner was renowned for not being involved enough to the point where he didn't even attend NFL meetings. Remember Mike Holmgren, Browns President? lol
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Wasnt the Panthers new owner also part of the Steelers ownership group? Someone should look into this
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I'm starting to think the Texans have it right. Fire the front office and move on, with no one.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:The final loving kicker Ah, the Jets org structure. The paradigm for competent management.
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There's nothing wrong with the coach and GM being peers, and plenty of good teams are run that way. Org charts only matter if it's important to be able to pull rank, and if that's the only way your coach and GM can work together, things are already hosed up. Honestly, if there's going to be a hierarchy, it makes a lot more sense for the coach to be in charge than the GM; the coach's vision for the team is deeper and more important than the GM's, and they understand more what the team needs in terms of personnel. Your lovely teams are lovely because the owners suck and make terrible decisions, not because of the org chart.
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rjmccall posted:There's nothing wrong with the coach and GM being peers, and plenty of good teams are run that way. Org charts only matter if it's important to be able to pull rank, and if that's the only way your coach and GM can work together, things are already hosed up. Honestly, if there's going to be a hierarchy, it makes a lot more sense for the coach to be in charge than the GM; the coach's vision for the team is deeper and more important than the GM's, and they understand more what the team needs in terms of personnel. It can work, but the problem with the GM and HC being equals is that it requires an involved owner who can make smart football decisions. There are not many owners like this. Clearly Haslam isn't one, despite what he may think. I believe in general it's better for the owner to delegate his power to another person who is well versed in football and stay relatively hands off. Whether that designated person is a GM, a HC or a "President of Operations" type is irrelevant. I think there could be a movement in the next decade to usurp power from the GM and give it to the HC. It certainly seems to be the way many new hires are trending (Gruden, BoB, etc) and the most successful team of the last two decades had this configuration. Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jan 2, 2020 |
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Gatts posted:Well you can clearly see the results in.... *waves hands and looks around* traditionally he takes football advice from the homeless so maybe slip a wino $50 to yell “sell the team” at him
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a neat cape posted:Wasnt the Panthers new owner also part of the Steelers ownership group? Yup, Tepper was a minority owner before buying the Panthers.
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