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duck trucker posted:Toothpaste too minty. Cant brush I absolutely despise mint, and the solution to this was using cinnamon toothpaste. It got harder to find so now I buy vanilla toothpaste online. It's supposed to be to get kids to brush their teeth, but the comments are full of adults like me that hate mint but are still normal people that want to brush our teeth. Oh my god take care of your teeth, there are so many solutions to any problems with it.
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I hate cinnamon flavoring even more than mint toothpaste, which is why I do jasmine. It tempers the mintyness a lot. Marvis makes a Royal flavor I want to try. It's mint, lemon oil, mandarin, and rose extract.
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Jan 3, 2020 20:14
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Heh you corporate tools with your decadent capitalist toothpastes. I only brush my teeth with charcoal from burning all my government documents because I live completely off the grid.
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Jan 3, 2020 20:21
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Rosalind posted:Heh you corporate tools with your decadent capitalist toothpastes. I only brush my teeth with charcoal from burning all my government documents because I live completely off the grid. Ah ha, they gotcha. All gov docs are printed with chemtrail ink. Now it's inside you 
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Jan 3, 2020 20:23
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I use a ginger flavored toothpaste. It owns. But mint is fine. Huge lol at "she's trying to change me!" Where did people get the idea that it's some crime to ask their partner for basic hygiene and compassion. She should change him into a single person.
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Jan 3, 2020 20:24
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You can buy Indian herbal toothpaste if you don't like mint. It's pretty disgusting imo but ymmv Also I'm pretty sure the original toothpaste was literally baking soda, if you don't scrub super hard you'll be fine.
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Jan 3, 2020 20:37
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Flowers posted:I absolutely despise mint, and the solution to this was using cinnamon toothpaste. It got harder to find so now I buy vanilla toothpaste online. It's supposed to be to get kids to brush their teeth, but the comments are full of adults like me that hate mint but are still normal people that want to brush our teeth. Oh my god take care of your teeth, there are so many solutions to any problems with it. I used to buy vanilla, but I was no longer able to find the Crest vanilla toothpaste at the store, so I just use a milder, more liquid toothpaste instead. I really should buy some vanilla stuff online. I was amazed when I first found vanilla toothpaste because literally every single toothpaste I had ever seen in a store was mint. I neglected taking care of my teeth as a teenager because most toothpastes made me gag.
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Jan 3, 2020 20:38
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Children's bubblegum toothpaste owns and I will fight about it
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Jan 3, 2020 20:41
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Dr Bronner's soap goes on/in all parts of me
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Jan 3, 2020 20:44
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Guy could even use meat-flavored toothpaste for dogs if he wanted something savoury.
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Dr Bronner's soap goes on/in all parts of me All One!
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Accidentally “stole” donuts from a break room. Suspended without pay.quote:Asking for a friend. Here’s the rundown...
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Jan 3, 2020 20:49
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Pinecone Sample posted:Accidentally “stole” donuts from a break room. Suspended without pay. What's the over-under on a particularly cowardly HR staffer using this to astroturf layoffs? I wonder if that sort of thing has ever happened.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:00
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Pinecone Sample posted:Accidentally “stole” donuts from a break room. Suspended without pay. 
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Jan 3, 2020 21:00
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My fiancé is threatening to divorce me in the future if he sees videos of me as a bridesmaid next to another manquote:Me and my fiancé (both 22) have been together for three years and plan to get married summer of 2020. Your fiancé seems to be a very controlling person. Maybe he has other good qualities that make you want to stay with him and this is a one-off thing. Wait, what's this post from op a few weeks ago... My fiancé said some really hurtful and racist things to me and passed it off as banter quote:So me and my fiancé both 22 have been going out for two years and are due to get married this summer, like most relationships it’s had it’s ups and downs, but my fiancé said something to me which has really offended me.So I was in bed and we was just texting, and he starts to bombard me with ft calls, I haven’t even washed my face so I told him let me get sorted. Anyways he keeps calling me on ft and I keep on declining and he randomly out of no where texts me black monkey, ape, gorilla etc just naming all these animals as insults to me even pigeon at this point I’m really confused as we’re both the same race and I just thought it was very uncalled for. So I get up wash my face and brush my teeth and ft him, telling him what he was saying was really disgusting and I can’t believe he would talk to me like that, so then he tells me that he can’t banter with me and I’m too sensitive, am I blowing this out of proportion or is he very disrespectful. He's a real keeper
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Jan 3, 2020 21:02
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ITA I stole a little Chinese boy's passport as retribution for my fallen headphones.quote:So... This is bad... I don't even know why I'm asking AITA when I know the answer... But hear me out. A couple of years ago I was working as an English teacher in China. At the school where we were teaching, we gave all the kids these little fake passports with their names, pictures, etc. inside, and at the end of each lesson we would stamp their passports for good behavior. When they have enough stamps, they can trade it at the reception for a coloring book or crayons or a toy or whatever. This one boy in one of my classes (he was about 5 years old) was really testing my patience. He was nice enough for the first six months, friendly, social and playful, but then he started showing this willfully awful side to his personality, and some of the stunts he pulled were just horrible. One day, he tore my backpack open while my back was turned, and constantly tried getting into my personal belongings even after I told him (in Mandarin Chinese WITH a staff member from the English center present and helping with the translation) that he should cut it out and respect other people's personal belongings. I always tried to be a helpful and supportive teacher and I enjoy the energy the kids bring to the classroom, but this kid was just getting on my last nerve with each lesson... The final straw was one day during a lesson when I turned around and he was rummaging through my backpack again. This time he had my headphones in his hand. Now this pair of headphones was something I have wanted for a long time and I spent a lot of money on them, so they were quite precious to me... I think I only had them for a month... And then he flat-out snapped them in half, broke them beyond repair and threw them onto the floor. I was massively pissed off. I had a word with his parents and raised the issue with the school but they didn't seem to care much, taking a "boys will be boys" and a "he's too little to understand" attitude to this kid and his hijinks... I got really excited at first and thought he straight up stole his actual passport and stranded a child in another country over headphones.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:04
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DemoneeHo posted:My fiancé is threatening to divorce me in the future if he sees videos of me as a bridesmaid next to another man If the first post is not ghostwritten by the fiance she is having a hell of a panic attack or something on that second paragraph.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:06
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WIBTA if I start throwing out my girlfriend’s gum?quote:I (25M) have been with my partner (24F) for almost 8 years now. Since we graduated and started working we’ve been living on our own together for almost 2 years.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:07
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chitoryu12 posted:ITA I stole a little Chinese boy's passport as retribution for my fallen headphones. Me too Pinecone Sample posted:Accidentally “stole” donuts from a break room. Suspended without pay. It's a trap to give them reason to lay him off
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Jan 3, 2020 21:09
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Pinecone Sample posted:Accidentally “stole” donuts from a break room. Suspended without pay. Bait Donuts now on truTV
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Xenocides posted:Can’t use toothpaste due to minty taste? Does he not know other toothpastes exist? That rear end in a top hat just needs to look on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=flavored+toothpaste&ref=nb_sb_noss_2
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Jan 3, 2020 21:22
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Girlfriend (29F) is disturbed by boyfriend's (31M) farting problem and feels it's hurting otherwise great (6 month) relationship.quote:Hi guys. I need advice. My boyfriend and I have been dating for 6 months. I love him and our relationship is great except for this one thing. He farts. A lot. He passes gas probably 20-30 times a day.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:22
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chitoryu12 posted:WIBTA if I start throwing out my girlfriend’s gum? My niece would fall asleep with gum in her mouth every single night for at least a year. Even if my sister went into her room and told her to spit it out or even removed it herself once she was asleep, she'd grab another piece as soon as the door closed. She finally stopped when it got stuck in her hair badly enough that she had to have it cut really short. Also, she was eleven years old. EDIT: chitoryu12 posted:Girlfriend (29F) is disturbed by boyfriend's (31M) farting problem and feels it's hurting otherwise great (6 month) relationship. I can't stop laughing at this, holy poo poo. Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jan 3, 2020 |
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Jan 3, 2020 21:23
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Who cares if she sleeps with gum? How many fatalities has that caused?
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Jan 3, 2020 21:28
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I (M19) just broke up with my seemingly perfect girlfriend (F18) when she didn’t even do anything, I feel like absolute poo poo.quote:TLDR: I have a bunch of personal and mental issues that she stuck by and supported me through. I was feeling really guilty about it all last night and insinuated that she deserves better and we should breakup. She agreed and now I feel like poo poo.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:31
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Leon Einstein posted:Who cares if she sleeps with gum? How many fatalities has that caused? A quick google reveals at least 2 sleeping with gum-related deaths in the past 5 years. No idea what the denominator of people who frequently fall asleep while chewing gum is though so it's impossible to tell how risky it actually is.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:35
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chitoryu12 posted:Girlfriend (29F) is disturbed by boyfriend's (31M) farting problem and feels it's hurting otherwise great (6 month) relationship. Also anyone saying farts aren't funny as an adult needs to calm the gently caress down. They're hilarious. Though I'd probably be annoyed if my husband farted 30+ times a day and snickered at them during serious conversations too. But like.. 75% of the time they're hilarious.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:45
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Now if it was the DOG farthing that often, I'd be really upset because I'm pretty sure his rear end can be declared a weapon of mass destruction. He has nearly gassed us out of a room before.
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chitoryu12 posted:Girlfriend (29F) is disturbed by boyfriend's (31M) farting problem and feels it's hurting otherwise great (6 month) relationship. He's too good for you, babe. Buy him a forums account.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:53
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atomicdream posted:Now if it was the DOG farthing that often, I'd be really upset because I'm pretty sure his rear end can be declared a weapon of rear end destruction. He has nearly gassed us out of a room before.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:54
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Sagebrush posted:I visited a friend in France once and all over his parents' house were nude pictures of his mom... "dude, your mom is hot" "yep" And took all the wind right out of their sails. I have functioning vision I'm well aware of what she looks like, dumbasses. Why acknowledging this is a taboo will forever baffle me.
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Jan 3, 2020 21:55
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chitoryu12 posted:3. Have "black and white thinking" where they can't hold contradictory beliefs, usually in the sense of having difficulty comprehending a complex person as something more than "good" or "bad" So basically anybody on twitter or interested whatsoever in politics in the US
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Jan 3, 2020 22:01
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LethalGeek posted:Couple of my buddies tried this when they were in my parents place for a bit to get a ride out of me, though my family is way too lame to have nudes up. Settle down, oedipus
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Jan 3, 2020 22:06
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I wouldn't want to listen to someone smacking and poppin bubbles of gum all night
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My spouse's parents had to get tranquilizers for their beagle/chihuahua mix because it's a high-strung little piece of poo poo that constantly barks at everything, to the point that she would wake herself up by farting and then start barking at her own rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 3, 2020 22:11
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DemoneeHo posted:My fiancé is threatening to divorce me in the future if he sees videos of me as a bridesmaid next to another man quote:As of now I’m abroad to be a bridesmaid for my cousins wedding in two days. I just came today and I had to learn hard dance routines, in one of the routines we are partnered up with one of the groomsmen. I immediately felt sick to my stomach because I didn’t want to be near another man as I love my fiancé with all my heart and the thought of pretending to be a couple with one of the groomsmen is tearing me apart. Either she has some really special beliefs or this is the fiancé.
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1redflag posted:Settle down, oedipus Just because someone finds someone else hot/beautiful/cute/handsome/aesthetically pleasing/etc does not mean they want to bang them
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Ugato posted:Either she has some really special beliefs or this is the fiancé. I'm thinking the fiance has gas lit her to the point that she's gone nutso.
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Jan 3, 2020 22:20
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LethalGeek posted:Couple of my buddies tried this when they were in my parents place for a bit to get a ride out of me, though my family is way too lame to have nudes up. Had to check to make sure this wasn't a Microwave post
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DreamingofRoses posted:Just because someone finds someone else hot/beautiful/cute/handsome/aesthetically pleasing/etc does not mean they want to bang them Just because someone says something on the internet doesn’t mean they are being earnest. This is especially true on a comedy website called “something awful”
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