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Ugato posted:Either she has some really special beliefs or this is the fiancé. Panic reaction of that kind can also mean being completely under the thumb of an abuser.
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LethalGeek posted:Couple of my buddies tried this when they were in my parents place for a bit to get a ride out of me, though my family is way too lame to have nudes up. This reminds me of how Billie Lourd said that when she was getting bullied in school by kids telling her they jacked off to pictures of her mom, Carrie Fisher told her "Just tell them 'So do I.'" She said that's the moment she realized she did not have a normal childhood.
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1redflag posted:Just because someone says something on the internet doesn’t mean they are being earnest. This is especially true on a comedy website called “something awful” If it doesn’t apply to you, great! The attitude is annoyingly common.
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chitoryu12 posted:This reminds me of how Billie Lourd said that when she was getting bullied in school by kids telling her they jacked off to pictures of her mom, Carrie Fisher told her "Just tell them 'So do I.'" Vvv hold on... Seriously? How? LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jan 3, 2020 |
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Rent-A-Cop posted:What ever happened to that guy? Goon hosed his mom, and he stopped posting shortly after.
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I knew a guy who said his dentist actually told him he didn't really need to brush his teeth because of some special saliva he had that ate away the bacteria. Seemed pretty cool and I believed him since his teeth were fine, so it does seem like it's an actual thing. The problem was someone else with us interpreted that as "I don't need to brush my teeth anymore!" and did just that, but after a while it was glaringly obvious he didn't have that same saliva.
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FormaldehydeSon posted:I knew a guy who said his dentist actually told him he didn't really need to brush his teeth because of some special saliva he had that ate away the bacteria. Seemed pretty cool and I believed him since his teeth were fine, so it does seem like it's an actual thing. The problem was someone else with us interpreted that as "I don't need to brush my teeth anymore!" and did just that, but after a while it was glaringly obvious he didn't have that same saliva. Dudes dentist is just lining up some expensive dental work to pay for his retirement.
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Jan 3, 2020 22:51
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God drat that's like The Chosen One of dentistry or some poo poo. The Self-Cleaning Teeth, just as the prophecy foretold!
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FormaldehydeSon posted:I knew a guy who said his dentist actually told him he didn't really need to brush his teeth because of some special saliva he had that ate away the bacteria. Seemed pretty cool and I believed him since his teeth were fine, so it does seem like it's an actual thing. The problem was someone else with us interpreted that as "I don't need to brush my teeth anymore!" and did just that, but after a while it was glaringly obvious he didn't have that same saliva. You know the old "Four out of five dentists agree?" That guy went out of his way to find the fifth dentist.
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WIBTA if I don't wear a dress to my sister's wedding? So my sister (26F) told me (28F) and our other sister (24F) that we will be her bridesmaids in her upcoming wedding. She didn't ask, just told us and asked what dates we could go dress shopping next month (through a text). I had seen her the day before and she told me that I have to wear a dress to her wedding and that I better wrap my head around the idea. I made it clear that I would not be wearing a dress. Her soon-to-be husband was on my side and said that he didn't care what I wore. I should probably add a little more info about me: I'm a lesbian and wear men's clothing in my everyday life. I plan on never wearing a dress the rest of my life. It's not who I am and everyone knows that. However, an important thing to note and I feel like an rear end in a top hat about this but I wore a dress in our other sister's wedding. It was four years ago and I'm a much different person now. Anyways, I sent her an email the next day with some pictures of alternatives I could wear to help her see that there are other options out there. She said her answer was still no. A couple days later she emails me again asking about my availability for dress shopping. So I responded by saying I was sorry but can't wear a dress even though it seems unfair that I wore a dress in our other sister's wedding but I'm a different person now. I've come a long way in accepting myself for who I am and can't go back. I need to be true to myself. I mentioned how this will effect my mental health (I have multiple diagnosed mental illnesses that she is aware of and I'm in therapy). I also gave her some more ideas on how to make this work. She replied with "This is just unacceptable to me, my wedding it the most important day of my life thus far and there is no way I can have 5 guys in tuxedos, myself in a white dress, [other sister] in a pink dress and then you in... pants? It's absolutely absurd that you can't wear a dress for 4 hours, when just a few years ago, you wore one for [other sister] without question. [other sister] has beautiful photos to look back on, where she is the center of attention and we are all there in the color she chose, the dress she chose, the shoes she chose, with our hair and makeup done, because that's what you do when your sister gets married. I cannot understand where your coming from because life is full of doing things that you don't necessarily want to do, or doing things that are out of a person's comfort zone, but you just do them. You especially do them for family. I'm willing to work with you on a dress you feel most comfortable in, I'm not asking you to wear something ridiculous. You've worn how many dresses in your lifetime? You not wearing a dress takes away from my day, where I should get to make all of the decisions and have all of the attention. You clearly don't care about my mental health, because this is unbelievably selfish." This is tearing my family apart and I feel like an rear end in a top hat.
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I kind of wish our culture would go back to having weddings with a wedding party consisting of the bride, groom, maid of honor and best ban, with everyone just wearing their normal Sunday best.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I don't wear a dress to my sister's wedding? must suck to have a sister who sees you as a stage prop and not a human with an independent identity
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I’m pretty sure this guy wants to gently caress his cousin... This kid has posted multiple times asking if it's appropriate for him to buy his cousin a ticket to see Pearl Jam, and if she refuses he'll be upset, cry, drink away his misery, not eat, and harm himself. He seems sooooo incredibly stable.....
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I don't wear a dress to my sister's wedding? The best part is the comments where the OP explains her sister doesn't talk to any of her other family and has literally 0 friends
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Licarn posted:The best part is the comments where the OP explains her sister doesn't talk to any of her other family and has literally 0 friends I wonder why.
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chitoryu12 posted:Girlfriend (29F) is disturbed by boyfriend's (31M) farting problem and feels it's hurting otherwise great (6 month) relationship. One of the great things when you have a baby, is, that you can always go "OMG, that was the baby! Like a grownup"
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teen witch posted:Real talk tho don’t skimp on things you stick inside yourself sexually. Your orifices will thank you. 
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Power Khan posted:One of the great things when you have a baby, is, that you can always go "OMG, that was the baby! Like a grownup" When my family was in the car on the way back from the hospital after my little brother was born, I farted and I blamed him. My parents still bring it up.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I’m pretty sure this guy wants to gently caress his cousin... quote:This post violates Rule 5: We do not allow posts which concern violent encounters. This includes violence against other individuals, sexual assault, rape, physical abuse, animal abuse, felony damaging of property, violent threats, any other violent encounter not yet mentioned, and accusations of such violence that may or may not be true. 
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AITA for not wanting a girl I’ve never met to move with my SO and I across the country? Okay. So I’ve been with R for about 8 months. A few months back, he asked me to move basically across the country with him for work. I said yes, and we have been apartment hunting and been getting excited for it. Yesterday, he randomly asked me what I thought about this scenario. His friend (who I’ve never met and never heard him talk about) is getting out of a bad relationship. She travels for work and is only home about 8 days out of the month. She asked him if she could move with us and stay in our spare bedroom. I don’t like this idea. I have never met this person, and this was going to be OUR first place together. A big move is already going to be stressful enough, I just don’t think it’s a good idea to throw someone I don’t know and have literally never heard him talk about into the mix. The dynamic of our place will have to change. If she has her room, are we allowed to have guests stay in there if we have family visit? Is the dog allowed in there? We were planning on having a small office space for me in the second bedroom, where will that go if she is occupying that room? I might be selfish, but I wanted this to be OUR move. Am I the rear end in a top hat for not really wanting her to come with us?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I don't wear a dress to my sister's wedding? I know you used to drink but you went through a life change, and now you don’t drink anymore. But this is the most important day of my life thus far so please have one drink with me. Who gives a gently caress about pants or dresses? Let sister remain true to herself and wear pants because everyone will be staring at your big white wedding dress.
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I hope pants sister just skips the wedding. This "my special day" thing is so loving toxic.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:If she has her room, are we allowed to have guests stay in there if we have family visit? Is the dog allowed in there? We were planning on having a small office space for me in the second bedroom, where will that go if she is occupying that room? they made a reddit post before having a conversation with the person they're moving a long distance to move in with after being in a relationship for 8 months this'll go well, regardless of the secret friend issue
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting a girl I’ve never met to move with my SO and I across the country? Hi I'm Wayne Brady and it's time to play: Which. One. Is. The. Sidepiece. *Crowd cheers*
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FormaldehydeSon posted:I knew a guy who said his dentist actually told him he didn't really need to brush his teeth because of some special saliva he had that ate away the bacteria. Seemed pretty cool and I believed him since his teeth were fine, so it does seem like it's an actual thing. The problem was someone else with us interpreted that as "I don't need to brush my teeth anymore!" and did just that, but after a while it was glaringly obvious he didn't have that same saliva. Chomp8645 posted:God drat that's like The Chosen One of dentistry or some poo poo. It reminds me of that one reddit post where the guy never used toilet paper because somehow his shits were so clean that they did not leave behind any residue on his rear end I still don't believe it was real. Wash your rear end in a top hat, assholes.
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DemoneeHo posted:It reminds me of that one reddit post where the guy never used toilet paper because somehow his shits were so clean that they did not leave behind any residue on his rear end It's actually possible with a high enough fiber diet and omitting fatty foods but lol at the idea of any non wiper maintaining a highly regimented and nutrionally balanced diet.
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please knock Mom! posted:google EVALI and click on any of the CDC/sci journal/med journal articles showing up to learn more instead of showing off your ignorance EVALI refers to illness from Vitamin-E tainted THC (or very occasionally other knockoff stuff) cartridges. At this point it has no bearing on the question of weather smoking or vaping is worse for a person long term. It's awesome when someone making such obviously nonsense claims seems to be so secure and confident in their intelligence... Dunning Kruger to the absolute maximum right here please knock Mom! posted:No. Vitamin E acetate is the most likely cause. There's no proof it's the only cause. People developed the symptoms while vaping name-brand junk without THC in it. So, that's your proof that vaping is as bad (or worse) than smoking? That there might be another cause for this condition which mostly affects people consuming tainted THC cartridges and almost certainly is directly related to tainted production overseas? There have been six cases of this in my state (and none of them were serious). That's about .000000001 percent of the population, making your high-horse fearmongering nonsense all the stranger. Meanwhile, over 4,000 people every year are dying from smoking-related illnesses in the same area. Are you capable of seeing the issue with this "proof" you've presented here? Rarely do you see someone who clearly thinks themselves intelligent make such dumb claims, so I'm curious Tashilicious posted:also i cannot believe it needs to be pointed out again but women are socialized from birth to not make their presence opinions and needs heard. could you let my girlfriend's mom know? because that's pretty much all she does Power Khan posted:My (27F) found out that my husband’s coworker (22F) has at the very least seen my husband’s (29M) naked  PetraCore posted:IDK if my perception was skewed because I was bullied all through k-12 and most strongly in middle school but I also barely remember middle school at all, and not just because of it being over a decade ago. Like, when I was in high school I barely remembered middle school, and I'm p sure the bullying factored into it. I barely remember middle school at all, just a few still shots in my mind for the most part. I wasn't bullied much though, I just have a poo poo memory Tashilicious posted:flaccid length does not equate to erect length. a one-two inch flaccid cock is not a micropenis. Yeah mine definitely can retract so far that it's only 2 or 3 inches long. But he said his erect penis is 3.5 inches. Pretty sure that qualifies, although I'm not exactly sure how mom is planning to "fix" his tiny dick teen witch posted:There was literally a popular film less than a decade ago with the name in the title, and googling pronunciations is a thing we can do in 2k20 I immediately thought of that black comedy Coen Brothers film about an indie guitarist in 70s New York, turns out that's actually Llewyn. Close though, close enough to maybe even be a shortened version. Is that the movie you're talking about?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I don't wear a dress to my sister's wedding? just give her a copy of 'The Last Time I Wore A Dress' while glaring and tears are streaming down your face game, set, match.
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DemoneeHo posted:Me too Nonsense. If HR was doing that they would surely not do something as absolutely moronic as suspending someone indefinitely over a blatant entrapment. Surely they have his best interests in mind and he shouldn't start job hunting and laywer up for the slam dunk wrongful termination suit being handed him.
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I (22M) dislike my nephew(2M), but he loves me, so my older sibling always wants me to hang out with him. My (22M) nephew (2M) is in his terrible twos, and he is constantly being spoiled by his parents and grandparents. It has reached the point where he will do basically whatever he wants and if he doesn't get his way or is reprimanded he loses it and throws huge temper tantrums. I'm basically a big kid myself, so I've always been great with children and as a result, I'm his favorite relative and so my sister is always facetiming me to talk to him or asking me to come over to play with him. But at this point, he's kind of a nightmare and has even made me reconsider having kids myself (which has always been a huge life goal of mine). Do y'all have any advice? EDIT 1: Thank y'all very much for the advice! I have tried making excuses such as being busy or having work to do but they will show up at my place and be like "oh we figured we could accompany you as you worked!" Also, I wanted to clarify that my sister and I are really close and I don't want to criticize her as a parent especially since she played a pretty big part in raising me. I am happy to play with him every so often, but they want me to do it several times a week, which I find overwhelming. Basically, they let him do whatever he wants, especially at other people's houses. For example, he has an indoor sandbox at my parents' home and he'll throw sand around everywhere. When I tell him to keep it inside the box, his parents say I'm restraining his creativity and tell me to stop disciplining their kid. He'll also knock stuff off tables, but all his parents and grandparents do is follow him around and clean after him and won't try to correct the behavior. Is waiting it out the best option? I don't have a lot of knowledge about child psychology, so advice is appreciated!
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I know I'm a bit behind the times but uhhhhhh that does not sound like very effective parenting.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (22M) dislike my nephew(2M), but he loves me, so my older sibling always wants me to hang out with him. This kid is going to wind up being a 30 year old neckbeard with no job in his parents basement, and its 100% his parents fault
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AITA for telling my friend that she's never been pregnant?quote:My friend is, god love her, kind of a hypochondriac and prone to anxiety about health issues. Once again, I love this girl, but sometimes she just goes off the deep end. I'm a physician's assistant, so I have medical training, which is relevant here.
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My chemical romance blooms into my chemical pregnancy and ends with my chemical miscarriage
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for telling my friend that she's never been pregnant? Why do you even care?
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