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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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is pick still posting hannibal gifs or did i miss the end of that
I'm upset that people asked for Neopets expertise and then shat all over it, despite me having a good memory and being really familiar with that game during a critical point in its relevant timeframe and then acting like it's trolling to provide content about topics being discussed.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:50
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- AFancyQuestionMark
- Feb 19, 2017
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Long time no see.
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Sorry you don't understand what banned means on SA
Posters can post while banned? What a far fetched concept! What are these "alt-accounts" you speak of? I am definitely posting in good faith.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:50
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- scary ghost dog
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I can't tell if dumb lowtax is trolling or genuine or what, a lot of very weird clearly wrong poo poo and theres a surprising amount of people signing off on it unconditionally
Care to be specific about what is “clearly wrong,” or are you just expecting us to take for granted that these truths are not self-evident?
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Jan 4, 2020 08:50
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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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Nap Ghost
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I honestly have no idea what flask fucker even is. And I've been here for-loving-ever.
edit:
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it involves the loving of a flask
It was a mod challenge and that's whaaat happened.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:50
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- Ruffini
- Oct 2, 2018
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Sorry you don't understand that banning someone like that doesn't get rid of the transphobi---ooooh, I see. You don't actually give a poo poo you just wanted to make an incredulous argument.
Transphobia=ban. That's it.
Someone continuing to post means they bought their account back. If you start saying transphobe=permaban that is a different story.
I said nothing of what you just wrote.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:50
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- A Bystander
- Oct 10, 2012
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I think it's pretty clear that it's just petty sniping all the way down and all this is going to do is get this poo poo canned the moment someone inevitably crosses a line because they wanted to do a sick own. I'm already sick of seeing this poo poo everywhere and I'm perplexed at why people who loathe this place and/or what it has become haven't left like normal people would have by this point.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:51
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- ai girlfriend
- Jan 1, 2020
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Extremely cool to be on the ground floor of another pathetic saga, right here - - - in this thread!!!
i should play SaGa
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Jan 4, 2020 08:51
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- Ruffini
- Oct 2, 2018
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Posters can post while banned? What a far fetched concept! What are these "alt-accounts" you speak of? I am definitely posting in good faith.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:51
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- razorrozar
- Feb 21, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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In my personal opinion, transphobia is bad.
your definition of transphobia is not nearly broad enough and you think you know more about the subject than trans people do so you can still gently caress off on those grounds
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Jan 4, 2020 08:51
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- Homeless Friend
- Jul 16, 2007
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Lets talk about flask fucker
How about Colorfinger, that guys gotta have some stories about him right? I know the guy but know none of his SA accolades beside his dumbass singing.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:51
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- Adeline Weishaupt
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by Lowtax
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Extremely cool to be on the ground floor of another pathetic saga, right here - - - in this thread!!!
quote:
Calling posters unfunny in a discussion where no one is trying to be funny -- because there's some grievance being discussed. Using that as justification for why the discussion not legitimate as an SA thread (i.e. not funny enough for SA). Justification for why the "funny" posters need to intervene and attend to the rest of the discussion. The supposed "pro-comedy" stance of FYAD is just this thinly disguised common bullying trick.
Adeline Weishaupt has a new favorite as of 08:55 on Jan 4, 2020
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Jan 4, 2020 08:51
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- Ruffini
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Jan 4, 2020 08:51
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- scary ghost dog
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Transphobia=ban. That's it.
Someone continuing to post means they bought their account back. If you start saying transphobe=permaban that is a different story.
I said nothing of what you just wrote.
Oh gently caress off, you pedantic pile of burning refuse.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:52
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- ArfJason
- Sep 5, 2011
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I honestly have no idea what flask fucker even is. And I've been here for-loving-ever.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it involves the loving of a flask
someone got mod challenged to gently caress a flask, but someone else beat them to the punch, and hosed a flask, even stuck ground beef in it for texture
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Jan 4, 2020 08:52
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- Spanish Manlove
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HAILGAYSATAN
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Jan 4, 2020 08:52
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- Pick
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Nap Ghost
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How about Colorfinger, that guys gotta have some stories about him right? I know the guy but know none of his SA accolades beside his dumbass singing.
I have a bunch of his songs on one of my various harddrives, I clipped a bunch of songs from his later shows. He did my favorite version of Piano Man even though he decries it.
If I recall, he sang it in 2011, and I was abroad, and I was sitting in a walk-in shower I plugged up in an effort to get a pseudo-bath going somewhere in eastern Europe and I was weeping uncontrollably at it because for some reason.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:53
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- littleorv
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lmao holy moly
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Jan 4, 2020 08:53
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- Queen Combat
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Lipstick Apathy
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In my personal opinion, transphobia is bad.
X Doubt
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Jan 4, 2020 08:54
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- woozy pawsies
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this is absolute nonsense.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:54
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- SunAndSpring
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Jan 4, 2020 08:55
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- Queen Combat
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Lipstick Apathy
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Christ didn't we just have an admin come in to stop accusing people of being FYAD and stop bringing that drama in here? This is just going to get the thread closed again
<thread about sagas>
<current saga about cuntellectual bein' a poo poo pops up, concerns raised because QCS still closed>
<SUDDENLY A DOZEN FYAD POSTERS, posting more in an hour than the last two days, most never in this thread before, miraculously covering up any real concern>
<try to bring up current saga/concern again by mostly trans posters>
<FYAD posters going "nuh uh NEOPETS">
That's the issue. Clear?
Follow along, dear. It's not the "accusing FYADers of being from FYAD" that brought the drama.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:55
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- razorrozar
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by Cyrano4747
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this is absolute nonsense.
i cannot be any clearer than this:
gently caress
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Jan 4, 2020 08:55
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- UCS Hellmaker
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Flask fucker was the accumulation of abe posting a mod challenge and someone who apparently joined SA to be a goonfleet goon took the challenge up where you had to do a SFW science experiment that involves your dick. Now the images are lost to time mind you (and photobucket) this also led to Abe eating a hat.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3140263
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3) The Internet Wants To Know About Your Dick For Science
For this challenge, you are going to have sex with an Erlenmeyer Flask, and then post a Lab Report of how effective it was for pleasuring yourself, and document the experiment with photographs & a write up.
Now let's be absolutely clear: no one here wants to see your junk in an Erlenmeyer Flask. The experiment must remain work-safe at all times, so as not to compromise the validity of your field work. Again - you have to manage to gently caress A Flask but keep it professional and PG-13. You also must keep exact measurements (metric only), and follow the following steps:
Observation
Hypothesis
Experiment (with a control group and a experimental group)
Results
Conclusion
Failure to do so will be in a ban. I sincerely doubt anyone will do this challenge, but I am morbidly curious if GBS will actually commit to such an atrocious act.
Phiffer: If you do not successfully complete a challenge, you will be banned. If you do a half-assed attempt at this challenge, you will be banned. However, if you successfully complete the challenge, you may give any poster in this thread after this post your choice of an avatar.
However, you will be competing with GBS! If anyone else successfully completes a challenge before you do, they may decide your fate! However, if another Goon does a lovely entry, it will backfire and they will be punished!
Normal GBS rules apply, especially the ones about threadshitting, trolling, attention whoring and being creepy. Good luck!
EDIT BY HOODROW TRILLSON:
abraham: if a goon actually fucks a flask for this challenge ill eat my hat
You heard him, folks-- in an IM with me, he said he'd eat his hat if a goon hosed a flask. Get going, people. Abe has just been COUNTERCHALLENGED.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:56
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- communist kangaroo
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those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
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I'm upset that people asked for Neopets expertise and then shat all over it, despite me having a good memory and being really familiar with that game during a critical point in its relevant timeframe and then acting like it's trolling to provide content about topics being discussed.
i for one found your neopets posts to be on-topic and felt they served as a delightful intermission to the posts surrounding them
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Jan 4, 2020 08:56
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- UCS Hellmaker
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quote:
The Efficacy Of Using a 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask As a Reproductive Aid For An Average Homo Sapiens Male
by Dr. Twigand Berries, Phd Reproductive Biologist
with the assistance of Ms. Kay, a Women's Studies/Biology dual major
May 21, 2009
Observation
For the six thousand or so years the Earth has existed, the dominant species of our fair planet, Homo Sapiens, has engaged in sexual reproduction. To propagate our species, we have evolved with certain traits that allow for successful reproduction by making it desirable and advantageous. In the female gender of the species, this manifests in nurturing behavior and various face paints to attract the male of the species to mate with her. In the male gender, which we will discuss here, it is the urge to put his genitalia into holes.
Throughout human history, Homo Sapien males have most likely nearly exhausted the list of possible holes for them to insert their genitals in. Yet, they keep up the pursuit of certain holes above others. These being most commonly the Homo Sapiens Female's vagina and with both ends of the digestive system of either gender being second in popularity. Due to competition and possible hygiene issues many Homo Sapiens Males do not have access to any of these preferred holes (being unable to use his own rectum as a hole), and as such has to make due with lesser holes.
This experiment will test the efficacy of a 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask as a hole to be used to replicate the reproductive experience, and how it compares to a human vagina, anus, mouth, or even hand.
Hypothesis
Let us examine the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask.
There are very obvious features to the flask that make it a prime candidate for genital insertion. First is the most obvious: It has a hole.
But to a more discerning eye, other things are apparent. The shape is reminiscent of certain female body types. It is transparent, so one can watch one's dick in action.
There are also attributes of the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask that many would consider unsuitable for penetration. This would include the size of its hole, that it is glassware, and that it is hard to the touch.
This experiment will be using the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask as a reproductive aid, and will examine the various ways one may enhance the flask to stimulate orgasm. An orgasm will be viewed as the experimental result that will confirm that the Flask is indeed a viable reproductive aid. If no orgasm is reached, other values will be determined to reach a conclusion as to which method of Erlenmeyer stimulation should be used.
These values include:
Length of Erection(cm)
Volume of Erection(dml)
(Explanation: Due to the lab not having a cloth ruler, circumference (allegedly an important measurement) of the erection was not obtainable. Wanting another value to measure the "Desire for the Flask" the experimenters decided upon the volume of the dick in ml...hereafter called Dick Milliliters or dml.)
These values would be determined by removing the penis from the Flask after one minute of loving. This was agreed upon by the experimenters (strongly from Ms. Kay) that this is the test subject's period of having his strongest erections and most likely orgasm during intercourse. The penis of the test subject will be placed next to a ruler for measurement and then it will be placed into this cylinder full of water.
Excess water will spill out of the cylinder.
Which will be poured back into the now empty cylinder for measurement.
This will give us the dml.
Our control will consist of intercourse with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask with no aids.
Our testing groups will consist of intercourse with the Flask using various aids to enhance the reproductive experience of a 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask.
These groups are as follows:
Sex with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask using Petroleum Jelly as a lubricant.
Sex with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask using a Furry Animal Image.
Sex with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask filled with raw hamburger.
Sex with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask while Ms. Kay talks dirty to the test subject.
Sex with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask while it is next to a woman's shoes.
Sex with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask while viewing pornographic images on the internet.
Sex with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask while the test subject wears a woman's shoes.
The experimenters hyphothesize that the most successful erections during testing will be while the test subject is viewing pornographic images due to the test subject's familiarity with this as well as his history of jerking off to it even if his fingers are crusted with super glue after a session of modeling toy soldiers which may mitigate any uncomfortableness of the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask.
Let's begin.
Testing Materials
Experiment
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask Unaided (Control)
Several problems arose in the experiment during the testing of intercourse with the unaided 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask. In anticipation of the experiment, while watching Ms. Kay set up the flask for carnal knowledge, our test subject was already erect upon his attempt to insert his penis into the Flask's hole.
The hole was seemingly too small to accommodate our test subject's genitalia. Upon observing the test subject's penis, Ms. Kay suggested that the test subject calm down and enter the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask while flaccid. This was achieved.
After a minute of moving his penis around inside the flask without any evidence of further erection, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Petroleum Jelly Lubricant
Ms. Kay prepares the sample.
Due to previous successes with Petroleum Jelly in other experiments, Ms. Kay suggested that the test subject approach the Flask fully erect again. The test subject complied and with Ms. Kay's support we found that his penis would penetrate the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask to a depth of approximately 6 to 8cm. After one minute of more enthusiastic intercourse, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.
NOTE Due to the apparent success of the lubrication, the test subject's penis was coated with petroleum jelly before insertion into the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask for every test group following this, with the exception of the raw hamburger, which has its own lubricating properties (fat).
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Furry Animal
The experimenters had noted that in the Homo Sapiens community there are various groups that seem to draw sexual pleasure from cute, big eyed animals. The test subject attempted his love making while stimulated by a Furry Stuffed Animal.
In this test, although lubricated, the test subject encountered similar problems that he had with the unlubricated 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask. After one minute, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask Filled With Raw Hamburger
Ms. Kay prepares the Flask.
As was discussed, the test subject was unlubricated and inserted his penis into the Flask flaccid, trusting in the hamburger to stimulate him. In previous testing, the test subject often looked at Ms. Kay taking her notes during the experiment, but in this instance he had eyes only for what was going on inside the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask. After one minute, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.
The aftermath.
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Dirty Talk
During this test, the subject was lubricated and upon entering the flask Ms. Kay began to talk dirty to him.
The dirty talk consisted of "gently caress that flask with your big cock!" and "Oooo..big daddy, I want you to cum into my flask." among other things the experimenters were surprised came out of Ms. Kay's Whore Mouth. The test subject was noted to sweat more profusely during this test. After one minute of dirty talk and flask loving, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Women's Shoes
Nothing notable occurred during this test. After one minute of lubricated intercourse, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With Internet Pornography
The validity of this test may slightly be compromised due the test subject demanding Ms. Kay leave the room. All Flask loving in this experiment occurred while the test subject was alone with the flask, and possibly can not be included as data. The experimenters will let our colleagues decide.
After one minute in the room, the test subject came out, withdrew, and the data was recorded.
500ml Erlenmeyer Flask With The Test Subject Wearing Women's Shoes
Oddly, this test was done at the request of the test subject.
After one minute of very very enthusiastic intercourse with the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.
Data and Results
Control:
7.2cm erection.
124 dml.
No orgasm.
Petroleum Jelly:
9.7cm erection.
164 dml.
No orgasm.
Furry Animal:
4.5cm erection.
74 dml.
No orgasm.
Raw Hamburger:
10.1cm erection.
184 dml.
No orgasm.
Dirty Talk:
11.0cm erection.
194 dml.
No orgasm.
Woman's Shoes:
11.3cm erection.
199 dml.
No orgasm.
Internet Pornography:
10.8cm erection.
190 dml.
No orgasm.
Test Subject Wearing Woman's Shoes:
13.1cm erection.
237 dml.
No orgasm.
Conclusion
Early in the experiment, we deduced that if one only has access to a 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask, and nothing else, it would make a poor reproductive aid and vagina/rear end in a top hat/mouth/hand replacement. Although use of Petroleum Jelly as a lubrication caused us to have more success, no orgasms were recorded in each and every experimental group. As the orgasm is largely the point of inserting your genitals in a hole, we, the experimenters, must conclude that a 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask is a poor choice to gently caress. Although no glass was shattered during the experiment, our test subject continues to complain about some residual pains from the testing process. Although glass is smooth, it does chafe.
In regards to making love with a 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask more productive, the experimenters would recommend a 1000ml Erlenmeyer Flask for it may possibly have a larger hole. We would also recommend you visually stimulate yourself during the intercourse as the Flask does not produce much arousal in you itself.
To compare our testing groups, we found it quite interesting that a flaccid penis taken out of an unlubricated 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask is still larger than a flaccid penis taken out of a lubricated 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask being clutched by a stuffed Tarsier. Also, raw meat just smashes down and does not coat the penis in sticky goodness.
Finally, our experimenters hoped to supply you with a picture of our test subject with his penis inserted within the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask and to have the Flask point up proudly..."No Hands" style. Alas, we found that, even lubricated, the test subject's penis would not enter the flask deep enough to support its glassy body, and gravity would inevitably take over. Due to the intense amounts of lubrication used...this would only cause the flask to drop to the floor (as, lubricated, an erect penis does freely enter and exit the Flask to some degree).
So, alas, we leave you with this picture. We promise the penis is indeed inside the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask, but due to children possibly reading this lab report, we must black out the relevant proof. The Flask is supported by the test subject's hand for the above reasons.
and a special Thank You to Ms. Kay.
Again, my apologies for no definitive PG-13 proof.
now remember the pictures are lost to time sadly but the crust is still there
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Jan 4, 2020 08:56
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- Pick
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you don't deserve hannibal gifs. supernatural gifs, maybe.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:56
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- woozy pawsies
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its incredibly obvious that everyone mad at fyad has never read it because i am dying thinking about JD or like me coordinating anything lmfao
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Jan 4, 2020 08:56
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- just another
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these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
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Is this some dumb poo poo you authored or are you not sourcing someone else's crybaby bullshit?
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Jan 4, 2020 08:56
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- GulagDolls
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Ah I am actually starting to read the other posts in this thread and I think this isn't the SaGa thread, my mistake! Gulag if you need anymore tips message me.
will do, my friend... I play to try it again after I finish dragon quest 11, which is probably going to take roughly seven hundred more hours.
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Jan 4, 2020 08:57
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- Slanderer
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I'm upset that people asked for Neopets expertise and then shat all over it, despite me having a good memory and being really familiar with that game during a critical point in its relevant timeframe and then acting like it's trolling to provide content about topics being discussed.
They were good posts, Pick
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Jan 4, 2020 08:57
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- woozy pawsies
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i cannot be any clearer than this:
gently caress
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youve never read fyad
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Jan 4, 2020 08:57
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- Queen Combat
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Is this some dumb poo poo you authored or are you not sourcing someone else's crybaby bullshit?
Why are you here?
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