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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Rukeli posted:

The Iraqi and Iranian army were quite on par with each other during the Iran-Iraq war. I think today the US could easily take Tehran, like they took Baghdad. However, they won't be able to supress whatever insurgency comes thereafter. Also because unlike Iraq, Iran is mountainous country resembling Afghanistan (but much bigger).
Iran has modern weapons. Iraq in 2003 had mostly old stuff

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

the iran-iraq war is more than thirty years ago, it is somewhat dated as far as accurate intelligence goes

mystes
May 31, 2006

Dr. Red Ranger posted:

If they hadn't fired everyone with a working frontal cortex they would have learned by now that Trump is incapable of critical, original thought and of moderating himself. Had they told him filling a swimming pool with balloons with Muhammeds face on them and throwing ham and cheese hot pockets at them to pop them was the most extreme option, dipshit would have done it the instant he felt insulted.
He rejected it the first time. The only reason he changed his mind was because of the protest at the embassy, and I think it's pretty obvious why he might freak out at a violent protest at an embassy.

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



V. Illych L. posted:

the iran-iraq war is more than thirty years ago, it is somewhat dated as far as accurate intelligence goes

Current, accurate intelligence says that Iran is well stocked, well armed, well fortified, and has spent the last decade adapting their tactics and training based on what they've seen in Iraq and Afghanistan.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Frank Sidebottom posted:

I'm sure the Pentagon understands what Iran's military capabilities are, SA poster Flaming Liberal

I'm sure they're full of smarty mans which is why they started a war because supposedly they didn't understand Trump is a loving ego driven moron who will pick the worst option every time.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

mystes posted:

He rejected it the first time. The only reason he changed his mind was because of the protest at the embassy, and I think it's pretty obvious why he might freak out at a violent protest at an embassy.

We definitely had to respond to the massive number of casualties at that extremely violent protest, yes.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

for all the tom clancy wannabes who can't help but dream up ridiculous scenarios, here's an off the cuff assessment of how America could try and invade Iran from one irl American staff officer:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896814&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=165#post501321087

tl;dr its not going to happen. Not unless Americans stop caring about casualties

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Squalid posted:

for all the tom clancy wannabes who can't help but dream up ridiculous scenarios, here's an off the cuff assessment of how America could try and invade Iran from one irl American staff officer:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896814&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=165#post501321087

tl;dr its not going to happen. Not unless Americans stop caring about casualties

in a normal case i agree. but trump doesnt give a gently caress about american lives.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Frank Sidebottom posted:

I'm sure the Pentagon understands what Iran's military capabilities are, SA poster Flaming Liberal

if they did they'd have probably resisted the temptation to include "assassinate a four-star general, lol" on the menu of options they gave Trump

mystes
May 31, 2006

RandomBlue posted:

We definitely had to respond to the massive number of casualties at that extremely violent protest, yes.
Yes, that's not the reason.

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost

Frank Sidebottom posted:

I'm sure the Pentagon understands what Iran's military capabilities are, SA poster Flaming Liberal

That’s quite a rap sheet you’ve got there, SA poster Frank Sidebottom.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

mystes posted:

Yes, that's not the reason.

Responding to property damage with lethal force is not something sane people do. Especially a "response" like this.

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm not saying it's a sane response. Obviously somewhere Trump realized that it sort of kind of could vaguely resemble Benghazi if you squinted at it and he freaked out and responded completely out of proportion. That's the only reason the embassy protest would lead to this.

Edit:

quote:

“Benghazi has loomed large in his mind,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) in an interview, explaining the response this week.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...008f_story.html

mystes fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jan 5, 2020

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

in a normal case i agree. but trump doesnt give a gently caress about american lives.

maybe more significant to him then is that it would be frickin expensive as heck.

if people are concerned about escalating conflict between the USA and Iran they should really look into the US deployment in Iraq and how those could be hit, or maybe how an air war over Iran would go, rather than hyperventilating about amphibious landings or whatever

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

mystes posted:

I'm not saying it's a sane response. Obviously somewhere Trump realized that it sort of kind of could vaguely resemble Benghazi if you squinted at it and he freaked out and responded completely out of proportion. That's the only reason the embassy protest would lead to this.

Edit:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...008f_story.html

Ok, just seemed like you were somewhat validating his response. It seems obvious this was due to the protest, which was a pretty measured response to air strikes.

mystes
May 31, 2006

I could have been more clear. It's just really telling that the embassy protest of all things is what set him off. It might actually be worse than him just randomly pointing at an option he was given, because it may mean he actually understood the result to some degree and is actually willing to start a war if he thinks the alternative is to look weaker than Obama.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Frank Sidebottom posted:

I'm sure the Pentagon understands what Iran's military capabilities are, SA poster Flaming Liberal

You would hope so given that Iran came out on top of the last Iraq war. Like they obviously don't, at least as far as the people pushing policy are concerned, but who cares what regional specialists on the bottom floors think

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Yes I am sure that the Pentagon has no idea about the military capabilities of the nation Washington has wanted to go to war with for 40 years, and that they need to be schooled by some junior-level analyst, because this isn't a Tom Clancy novel, of course.

Rukeli
May 10, 2014

atelier morgan posted:

Two problems: Iran is not a state invented by a british pedophile drawing on a map but an actual nation state with a cohesive identity. Every weakness of Hussein's Iraq that made it easier to destroy is missing. There's also no handy flat terrain border with a friendly Kuwait to let the US stage for months in advance.

Solution to that last bit: First invade and occupy the oil-rich Khuzestan province, make friendly contacts with the locals by promising the independence of Arabistan, and then prepare for something bigger.

Though that assumes Trump is as smart as Putin...

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost

mystes posted:

He rejected it the first time. The only reason he changed his mind was because of the protest at the embassy, and I think it's pretty obvious why he might freak out at a violent protest at an embassy.

That's what I mean. Someone talked him into a semi-reasonable position but the instant the situation changed it looks like he immediately went to the worst, wildest thing he remembered. I could be wrong but that's how it reads to me

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1213612759574863874

Good job Nancy, you loving nailed it.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

atelier morgan posted:

Two problems: Iran is not a state invented by a british pedophile drawing on a map but an actual nation state with a cohesive identity. Every weakness of Hussein's Iraq that made it easier to destroy is missing. There's also no handy flat terrain border with a friendly Kuwait to let the US stage for months in advance.

If we were so belligerent as to invade Iran, I think at that point we actually would stage in Kuwait and go right through Iraq to get to Iran, regardless of what Iraq wants.

In any case, I dont see how we can invade Iran before the elections. Even if things escalated further and Trump were to order an invasion, it would take a year at least for us to prepare for that.

OctaMurk fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Jan 5, 2020

GHOST_BUTT
Nov 24, 2013

Fun Shoe

Squalid posted:

maybe more significant to him then is that it would be frickin expensive as heck.

No American president has ever given even a single gently caress about how much any political project* let alone a military operation costs and there's no indication that would change under the man who wants a giant physical wall along the entirety of the southern border and has no real concept of what things cost.

*Notable exception: projects intended to actually help people

Rukeli posted:

Solution to that last bit: First invade and occupy the oil-rich Khuzestan province, make friendly contacts with the locals by promising the independence of Arabistan, and then prepare for something bigger.

Though that assumes Trump is as smart as Putin...

Another possible solution: don't loving invade Iran.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

12 hours ago 2 rockets hit 2 US Bases, 1 iraq green zone and 1 airfield. Trump hasn't launched the cruise missiles yet, but will they cite this as a justification is the question

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019


The thing that bothers me is this:

“As Speaker of the House, I reiterate my call on the Administration for an immediate, comprehensive briefing of the full Congress on military engagement related to Iran and next steps under consideration. The Administration must work with the Congress to advance a bonafide de-escalatory strategy that prevents further violence.”

I'm not sure what else she can do, but the fact is there is no briefing, there is no plan - she's asking for something that doesn't exist and it's being treated like business as usual (relatively speaking).

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

UnknownTarget posted:

The thing that bothers me is this:

“As Speaker of the House, I reiterate my call on the Administration for an immediate, comprehensive briefing of the full Congress on military engagement related to Iran and next steps under consideration. The Administration must work with the Congress to advance a bonafide de-escalatory strategy that prevents further violence.”

I'm not sure what else she can do, but the fact is there is no briefing, there is no plan - she's asking for something that doesn't exist and it's being treated like business as usual (relatively speaking).

She can call it for what it loving is, like Bernie did, instead of pretending protocols and decorum matter at all to this loving moron.

He just committed an illegal assassination and war crimes WHILE BEING IMPEACHED and the other side is still hammering their gavel and calling for :decorum:.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

UnknownTarget posted:

The thing that bothers me is this:

“As Speaker of the House, I reiterate my call on the Administration for an immediate, comprehensive briefing of the full Congress on military engagement related to Iran and next steps under consideration. The Administration must work with the Congress to advance a bonafide de-escalatory strategy that prevents further violence.”

I'm not sure what else she can do, but the fact is there is no briefing, there is no plan - she's asking for something that doesn't exist and it's being treated like business as usual (relatively speaking).

it just blows my mind an impeached president was able to make such a weighty decision.

GHOST_BUTT
Nov 24, 2013

Fun Shoe

20 Blunts posted:

it just blows my mind an impeached president was able to make such a weighty decision.

Yeah the unitary executive was a pretty bad idea huh

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

GHOST_BUTT posted:

Yeah the unitary executive was a pretty bad idea huh

im thinking less about the constitutionality, more about the careerist military leadership that let this happen

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

20 Blunts posted:

im thinking less about the constitutionality, more about the careerist military leadership that let this happen

I've been thinking about that and for people who have spent their entire lives learning and respecting the chain of command, building their world around following the word of an individual...well I guess the implications of not following through with their orders at that level is really too great to comprehend. That's like a week long thinking session and they have to react immediately. I can see why they'd just follow through.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

UnknownTarget posted:

I've been thinking about that and for people who have spent their entire lives learning and respecting the chain of command, building their world around following the word of an individual...well I guess the implications of not following through with their orders at that level is really too great to comprehend. That's like a week long thinking session and they have to react immediately. I can see why they'd just follow through.

Yeah, we should just expect this from our military, forgive them and move on despite the years of evidence of their commander in chief being 100% incapable of being a rational human being, let alone an effective leader.

Resignation is always an option. Choosing not to resign in this situation means you value your career over human lives or you're a horrible piece of poo poo that wants this to happen.

RandomBlue fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jan 5, 2020

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Rukeli posted:

Solution to that last bit: First invade and occupy the oil-rich Khuzestan province, make friendly contacts with the locals by promising the independence of Arabistan, and then prepare for something bigger.

Though that assumes Trump is as smart as Putin...

They should check with the Kurds in Syria first to see how much you can rely on the US's support.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

GHOST_BUTT posted:

Yeah the unitary executive was a pretty bad idea huh

In 100 years I think people will note a major factor in the decline of America as a superpower was handing diplomatic and military power supremely into the hands of a single individual that was also directly elected. It lead to unreliable, short-sighted, and often just stupid foreign policy, in an arena where long-term decision-making is vital, which made other countries seek leadership elsewhere.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

RandomBlue posted:

Yeah, we should just expect this from our military, forgive them and move on despite the years of evidence of their commander in chief being 100% incapable of being a rational human being, let alone an effective leader.

Resignation is always an option. Choosing not to resign in this situation means you value your career over human lives or you're a horrible piece of poo poo that wants this to happen.

Resigning just means they're replaced with someone that won't resign.

See Andrew Jackson's Bank War and Robert Bork during Watergate.

E: Sorry, Jackson fired the secretary, he didn't resign.

America Inc. fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jan 5, 2020

ganglysumbia
Jan 29, 2005
Yeah, I’m sure Jesus told Mike Pence to cleanse the Holy Lands a few times.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

ganglysumbia posted:

Easy killer.

You had a unilateral decision made by Trump and a few close advisors, for a reason we will probably never know to do and say these things. Don’t pool the rest of us in with that piece of poo poo.

The reason is Khomeini trolled him on twitter and said "you can't do anything".

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

ganglysumbia posted:

Yeah, I’m sure Jesus told Mike Pence to cleanse the Holy Lands a few times.
Is this a response to one of my posts? Sorry for being dense but I don't follow.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
No way :psyduck:

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
I'm down with sending John Bolton to prison in Iran in exchange, this whole thing could be a net positive.

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:


trump: whoa whoa not me guys, just an underling please

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