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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Raskolnikov38 posted:

it’ll be like a dozen different gitmo all dependent on air supply. a dozen dien bien phus at once

jangling a shitload of keys and calling all the ones making noise "Vietnam"

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Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
I like the part where it's like "we'll do this at night so it doesn't look like we're bringing in more troops, because you wouldn't be able to tell that, at night,,,"

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

so they're just gonna shift them to quieter places so they're not huge targets for chad shia and call it a win lmao

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


The Little Death posted:

There has to be a civil war going on in the natsec establishment right now.

This seems like the most coherent explanation for what we are seeing

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
lmfao

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

En Garde Motherfuckers posted:

BREAKING: US troops in Iraq to transcend to a higher plane of existence, becoming simultaneously Present and Not-Present in Iraq for all eternity

Foucault was right

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Al! posted:

i am in the third unit of the fourth regiment of the twelfth division of swamp maoists. iran has armed us with qassam piss rockets and given us training running through tires. we will take orlando once we figure out how to bolt the arbalest to steve's truck. the house of mouse falls tonight

o7

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Mister Bates posted:

yeah this smells like bullshit to me, a blatant play for time while they prepare a military response
setting aside the question of "response to what?", what kind of military response can they manage?? and from where? israel and the gulf states are already lookign at their feet and whistling uncomfortably

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

En Garde Motherfuckers posted:

BREAKING: US troops in Iraq to transcend to a higher plane of existence, becoming simultaneously Present and Not-Present in Iraq for all eternity

:angel:

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Maya Fey posted:

setting aside the question of "response to what?", what kind of military response can they manage?? and from where? israel and the gulf states are already lookign at their feet and whistling uncomfortably

a response to being told to leave

and they have no idea, they're just flailing about trying to figure out some way to turn this to the US's advantage

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

CIA now feeding salon stories about how suleimani was anti porn, the langley boys know how to play anarchists and libs like loving fiddles they'll be signing up in no time

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


Mister Guaido please save us!!

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




russian/nk/etc "bad guy" foreign assassination - nuclear waste or chemical weapons are used to poison someone to send a deniable but clear message, targeting one of their expatriates

american "good guy" assassination - declare victory in a press conference after dropping a missile on a car full of other countries' dignitaries

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


chaos reigns

https://twitter.com/borzou/status/1214294926248366080

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1214296869322579970?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


A draft?!

Breaking news. They are reinstating the draft!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Remember when the president of the United States was convicted of defrauding charities by a federal court

Well anyway

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

they would need 20-50x as many people in place to invade anything, to say nothing of aircraft carriers (only one super carrier is in theater of the two currently at sea - we needed 4 during OIF) and other support systems.

Honestly, I don't think the US military is capable of even of an invasion of Iraq itself much less both Iraq/Iran at this point. The US Army of 2020 isn't designed to fight an enemy that is willing to fight back. Also, the Iranians have been building their arms industry and does have the ability to fight at least a defensive war (and would obviously back Iraq if it got invade).

The US may be able to launch a bunch of airstrikes and declare victory but it is doubtful a ground war would be winnable.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Technically troops stationed in iraq would have to leave iraq to invade iran soooo

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



i hope someone is documenting what's currently happening in that war room

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

promising to pull your forces out of a country, as a joke

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Frijolero posted:

The US is conducting a strategic insertion removal of plus 20,00 troops who are exiting Iraq to enter the Republic of Iraq

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

donald the dove

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
This letter was just a draft. The actual letter has clearly marked sarcasm tags

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

Ardennes posted:

Honestly, I don't think the US military is capable of even of an invasion of Iraq itself much less both Iraq/Iran at this point. The US Army of 2020 isn't designed to fight an enemy that is willing to fight back. Also, the Iranians have been building their arms industry and does have the ability to fight at least a defensive war (and would obviously back Iraq if it got invade).

The US may be able to launch a bunch of airstrikes and declare victory but it is doubtful a ground war would be winnable.

it;'s definitely not. i've posted a lot on the subject but there literally aren't enough soldiers, planes, ships anymore

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Ardennes posted:

Honestly, I don't think the US military is capable of even of an invasion of Iraq itself much less both Iraq/Iran at this point. The US Army of 2020 isn't designed to fight an enemy that is willing to fight back. Also, the Iranians have been building their arms industry and does have the ability to fight at least a defensive war (and would obviously back Iraq if it got invade).

The US may be able to launch a bunch of airstrikes and declare victory but it is doubtful a ground war would be winnable.

You just gotta get some surges going and it'll all be OK

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
yeah they're gonna move people into kuwait or the desert and trickle them out slowly, wait and see if the iraqi government changes its mind after elections or whatever take place

sum
Nov 15, 2010

Ardennes posted:

Honestly, I don't think the US military is capable of even of an invasion of Iraq itself much less both Iraq/Iran at this point. The US Army of 2020 isn't designed to fight an enemy that is willing to fight back. Also, the Iranians have been building their arms industry and does have the ability to fight at least a defensive war (and would obviously back Iraq if it got invade).

The US may be able to launch a bunch of airstrikes and declare victory but it is doubtful a ground war would be winnable.

The US could easily invade Iraq, as they have shown twice already only in the last 30 years lmao. Iraq's military couldn't even resist a bunch of methed up psychos driving technicals and T-55s.

As for invading Iran, I think a lot of posters here highly overrate their army. They're at a massive conventional disadvantage and their economy has been strangled by sanctions. Occupying Iran is obviously completely different story but the actual invasion portion would probably go like the first phase of the Korean War.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
420rd Dimensional Chess
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1214298729861267457?s=20

ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?


The US Minesweeper fleet is also in shambles so if Iran decided to close the Strait of Hormuz again we wouldn't be able to do a thing about it lol

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

everything just loving owns lol

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/rezamarashi/status/1214031178405007360?s=20

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

ohrwurm posted:

everything just loving owns lol

https://twitter.com/becingber/status/1214295852291895302?s=19

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

sum posted:

The US could easily invade Iraq, as they have shown twice already only in the last 30 years lmao. Iraq's military couldn't even resist a bunch of methed up psychos driving technicals and T-55s.

As for invading Iran, I think a lot of posters here highly overrate their army. They're at a massive conventional disadvantage and their economy has been strangled by sanctions. Occupying Iran is obviously completely different story but the actual invasion portion would probably go like the first phase of the Korean War.

did you know that tehran is on a plateau encircled by mountains? what are they gonna do, invade 100% with paratroopers? never mind that U.S. boats wouldn’t survive the strait of hormuz with all the surface to surface missiles iran would lob at them

“U.S.’s number bigger” isn’t gonna cut it

Ross DaouThot has issued a correction as of 23:03 on Jan 6, 2020

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012


https://twitter.com/rezamarashi/status/1214031179470368768
https://twitter.com/rezamarashi/status/1214031183949905920

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sec. of Defense says about US-Iran relations "We're just chillin"

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i am NOT vibing right now

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

sum posted:

The US could easily invade Iraq, as they have shown twice already only in the last 30 years lmao. Iraq's military couldn't even resist a bunch of methed up psychos driving technicals and T-55s.

As for invading Iran, I think a lot of posters here highly overrate their army. They're at a massive conventional disadvantage and their economy has been strangled by sanctions. Occupying Iran is obviously completely different story but the actual invasion portion would probably go like the first phase of the Korean War.

don't post on drugs

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

*takes a huge drag from the jenkem bag*

the invasion of Iran would be like Korea

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

winning the invasion could be done but winning against the insurgency and a fractal multifront conflict that has flashpoints all over the region and even inside US borders is completely different.

then again i think talking about it in terms of winners and losers is wrongheaded. it has a sick inside baseball feel and modern wars aren't about winning or losing anymore anyway.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
imagining assad dropping barrels of jenkem over populated areas, my god

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