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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lucrece posted:

AITA for not paying for a girl's medical bill after I scratched her in the eye?

Of course not, next.

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
This one....Lol

AITA for throwing a snowball at my 85 year old grandmother, causing her to break a hip?
I (M33) can explain, I swear. On Christmas Eve my extended family gathered at my Grandparents house for dinner, and all planned to attend the evening service at their local church. There were about 30 of us all together, including aunts, uncles, siblings, cousins, and a couple nieces and nephews. I’ve always had a very close and playful relationship with my Gran, where we lightheartedly tease each other or play pranks. That very afternoon before dinner she asked me to smell the turkey, then sprayed a turkey baster full of water down the back of my shirt when I leaned over it. That’s the kind of relationship we have. So naturally I was going to get her back. That evening as we were walking through the church parking lot, I made a big snowball, called “hey Gran!”, then lobbed it softly at her making sure it would lightly hit her big winter jacket. Well it would have if she hadn’t tried to step out of the way, inadvertently stepping on an ice patch, slipping and falling on her side, thus breaking her hip. Needless to say, nobody made it to church and most of us spent the evening in the hospital waiting room. She’s going to be ok and is recovering nicely, but everyone in the family thinks I’m a maniac. My Gran laughs about it and says she brought it on herself, but the rest of the family still thinks I’m an rear end in a top hat. I’d like to get some outside perspectives, AITA?

(I know this could have ended way worse for my Gran. In the future, I will stop with the physical pranks and keep it to psychological mind games).

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Grandma seems cool

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for taking my wife’s lasagna to work without telling her?

I had a work party today and we were all suppose to bring a dish. I asked my wife to make dish for me. She told me she will but she didn’t because our kid got in trouble for kicking another student so she had to see the principal and deal with the parents. No big deal. Before you ask, I couldn’t go to the principal meeting because this party is mandatory. My wife told me that I could just grab any of the premade dinner in the freezer upstairs. I took a frozen lasagna from the basement instead because I didn’t think it would be any different than the one upstairs and the fridge upstairs had a lot of crap in it and I wasn’t going to play tetris. I brought it to work and brought home half of it.

My wife was furious. Turns out, the lasagna was made by her grandma who just passed six months ago and she was saving it for her grandma’s birthday for her and her mom. She’s been crying for hours and insisted that I sleep elsewhere tonight. I told her that she’s overreacting. She yelled at me for an hour before she got her stuff, our son and left. She’s sleeping at her moms now, who also yelled at me.

AITA? It’s just a loving lasagna.

That boyfriend who took the entire tray of seconds home to his fatass family is so relieved that he's not the biggest lasagna thief rear end in a top hat anymore

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

People who get in fights over lasagna are universally terrible

Go ahead and try to prove me wrong; you can't because it's true. They're as lame as Garfield

Evil Willow
Apr 26, 2007
Bored now...
AITA for eventually ceasing to pet my cat...

quote:

...because the way he looks at me when I stop, I certainly feel like one. He’s purring so loud right now and looking longingly at me every time I stop petting him. At some point I have to do other things though, right? AITA if I don’t keep petting this guy for the rest of time?

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This guy. This is the guy. https://imgur.com/gallery/E5rU2Nn

new boot goofin
Jul 23, 2007

like school in july

Lucrece posted:

AITA for eventually ceasing to pet my cat...

Adorable :3

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lucrece posted:

AITA for eventually ceasing to pet my cat...

Any excuse to post this

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
AITA for laughing at some dudes hentai jumper?
nsfw
We all know these jumpers, the ones we've all seen online that are covered in the creepy sex faces.

This jumper

I was walking through the shopping centre when a dude, well into adulthood, walked past in one of those jumpers, I tried to contain my laughter until he passed but when I turned around he was still there, and I'm fairly certain he heard me as he looked really annoyed. I personally found the idea of someone wearing any of these things in public so strange that I laughed out of shock and the ridiculousness of it. My partner agrees with me, but thought I was rude for laughing.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Power Khan posted:

AITA for laughing at some dudes hentai jumper?
nsfw
We all know these jumpers, the ones we've all seen online that are covered in the creepy sex faces.

This jumper

I was walking through the shopping centre when a dude, well into adulthood, walked past in one of those jumpers, I tried to contain my laughter until he passed but when I turned around he was still there, and I'm fairly certain he heard me as he looked really annoyed. I personally found the idea of someone wearing any of these things in public so strange that I laughed out of shock and the ridiculousness of it. My partner agrees with me, but thought I was rude for laughing.

Hell no they should be laughed at all the way back to their mom's basement

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Power Khan posted:

AITA for laughing at some dudes hentai jumper?
nsfw
We all know these jumpers, the ones we've all seen online that are covered in the creepy sex faces.

This jumper

I was walking through the shopping centre when a dude, well into adulthood, walked past in one of those jumpers, I tried to contain my laughter until he passed but when I turned around he was still there, and I'm fairly certain he heard me as he looked really annoyed. I personally found the idea of someone wearing any of these things in public so strange that I laughed out of shock and the ridiculousness of it. My partner agrees with me, but thought I was rude for laughing.

He was annoyed?! Why would you even wear that unless it was specifically to make people laugh at the ridiculousness of it all in the first place?

If I decided to wear one of those then having people laugh at it would be mission accomplished.

avoid doorways
Jun 6, 2010

'twas brillig
Gun Saliva
[M19] I fell in love with a prostitute and I think she likes me too but...

quote:

A week ago I visited a room rental in which you can also spend some time with a girl. So I am not talking about a
brothel, wont matter anyways. I had great sex with a beautiful girl, she is definately a 10/10 but it was just sex and our faces came very close but no kissing included. We also talked a bit and she asked me if I had a girlfriend, which is obbviously not the case. After I left I had a very special feeling and knew I had to see her again. So today i went to the "room rental" again and asked for her. She finally entered the room seemed pretty happy to see me again. I told her I want to talk first before Sex and she agreed. We were laying on the bed and she said I seem to be so nervous and should calm down. She told me to touch her although i didnt pay for that but I said i just want to hold her in my arm. At that point I am almost 100% sure she realized im not the usual client. She said normally germans arent so nice and sweet like you ( she is italian). After that I was holding her close she had her ears at my breast and said your heart is poking so fast, calm down. She began talking about her drivers licence and it was too adorable I knew I fell in love with her. After 10minutes she said: only 20 minutes left, what do you want to do now? I said I just want to continue holding her and talking. And as I write this I am crying. She looked at me and said wow you are so cute and started petting my arms, brest and legs. That made me very sad as she said this and I told her how beautiful she is. After we talked 20 more minutes I asked her if she wants to meet me privately and have a coffee. She said she isnt allowed to meet customers privately or she looses the job( she needs the job pretty bad she mentioned) and said I should bring coffee next time. So I said, if we would have met somewhere else and if she had a different job, would you meet me? and she just said yes in a pretty sad way and turned around to set up the bed. Before we said goodbye she opened her arms and said: time for a last cuddle, we hugged and then she gave me a kiss on my cheek. She also asked when I will visit her again and that I should call the house lady and ask for her to make a appointment with her.

most of you are going to tell me that she just did all of this to maintain me as a customer but it was real. She is a 10/10 and could get new customers IMMEDIATELY. Im pretty sure she likes me too but obviously not so much that she would risk her job. my plan now is to give her my number and tell her to call me in case she ever quits the job or if she just wants to risk it and drink a coffee with me.

Oh and I finally realized prostitutes are only humans with normal feelings. I dont care what she does when Im not with her, she has a beautiful soul.

--- **TL;DR;** : I fell in love with a prostitue and she said I was cute and if she had a different job she would meet me. I dont know what to do now.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Every time I see those hentai face jumpers/clothing I think, that's a lot of artists who should have been paid to have their poo poo on a hoodie but you know no one did. You know it's all straight from GIS. People hopping on that trend train.

Yeah I know thinking people should get paid for those stupid ahegao faces is dumb, but if someone is making a bunch of money selling designs with someone else's artwork, the artist should get a cut. Even if it's weird anime fetish art that is being sold to be 'ironically' mocked.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Licarn posted:

[M19] I fell in love with a prostitute and I think she likes me too but...

Yikes

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

massive spider posted:

AITA for intentionally sending my mom a dick pic to prove a point?

I know, i Know. Hear me out.
I'm currently 20, going to college, and live a hour away from my parents. My mom has always been invasive. Living at home I had no privacy. She would always want to see what was on my phone, pc, laptop, etc. She insisted on me not having a lock on my room door and would barge in when ever and when ever. Now that I live on my own, this has only gotten worse. She demands to know everything i'm doing and stalks me on any social media she can find.
I went home for christmas and during that time she found out through my sister that i've been seeing a girl on campus and have not told her. She has not stopped invading my life since and has demanded all the information she could get on her. I didn't give her anything and did not let her look at my texts when she demanded to see them. Now that I'm back on campus she's only ramped up.
Last night she called me prodding for more, and eventually she started to accuse me of "illicit" behavior with my girlfriend. She claims that "If i can't show my mother my texts, then I shouldn't be sending them". My mom decided to lecture me for half an hour last night. I had enough and said I would send her a full log of our texts. After I hung up though, I sent my mom a picture of my erect penis and turned my phone of do not disturb.
I only just barley checked my phone and she had called me over 10 times last night and sent over 50 texts. My dad and sisters also blew me up with texts calling me an rear end in a top hat.. I just called my dad and he said that it was way out of line and that i'm a major rear end in a top hat. My mom left me multiple voice mails crying and saying that she went wrong while calling me a degenerate.
Honestly. she wanted this. She already assumed my texts had dick pics so I just gave her what she wanted. AITA?
Edit:
Not gonna go through and respond to 100 posts so
1: Picture was one I took for my gf. Mom would have seen it anyway if I sent the text logs.
2: I didnt do this for any cheap porno reasons.

The lasagna thread title change is good and deserved, but I just want to say that this story made me laugh out loud on the train this morning.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Power Khan posted:

This one....Lol

AITA for throwing a snowball at my 85 year old grandmother, causing her to break a hip?

(I know this could have ended way worse for my Gran. In the future, I will stop with the physical pranks and keep it to psychological mind games).

Lol you've just condemned your 85 year old grandmother to a slow death at a rehab facility where she never learns how to walk again and are already plotting your next 'prank'. What is wrong with these people...

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


The Bramble posted:

Lol you've just condemned your 85 year old grandmother to a slow death at a rehab facility where she never learns how to walk again and are already plotting your next 'prank'. What is wrong with these people...

I was thinking that everyone involved in this tale, including grandma, seemed to be awfully drat casual about an 85-year-old falling and breaking her hip. That's pretty much exactly how a decent percentage of very old people die, through slow declines in health while the body tries to deal with the stress of a major bone fracture.

"Just a prank, bro" is too stupid to realize he probably just indirectly killed grandma.

Last Resort
Feb 15, 2015

Known Lecher posted:

I was thinking that everyone involved in this tale, including grandma, seemed to be awfully drat casual about an 85-year-old falling and breaking her hip. That's pretty much exactly how a decent percentage of very old people die, through slow declines in health while the body tries to deal with the stress of a major bone fracture.

"Just a prank, bro" is too stupid to realize he probably just indirectly killed grandma.

A broken hip is basically a death sentence for an 85yo.
My mother was 65 and it killed her in a month.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Yes. My experience with older people is that once you lose your mobility, you're pretty much done.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A whole family that's just dumb as all hell.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
This is basically why everyone treats old people like they're made of dust. Sure they're not necessarily weak, but all it takes is one fall to seal the deal, and no one wants to be the one that accidentally killed gram by causing a tumble.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Hey Grandma, when you get to hell, tell 'em snowball sent ya!

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Power Khan posted:

AITA for laughing at some dudes hentai jumper?
nsfw
We all know these jumpers, the ones we've all seen online that are covered in the creepy sex faces.

This jumper

I was walking through the shopping centre when a dude, well into adulthood, walked past in one of those jumpers, I tried to contain my laughter until he passed but when I turned around he was still there, and I'm fairly certain he heard me as he looked really annoyed. I personally found the idea of someone wearing any of these things in public so strange that I laughed out of shock and the ridiculousness of it. My partner agrees with me, but thought I was rude for laughing.

Title: Uncle who lives with me opened my package that arrived in the mail addressed to me. It was hentai and now he's claiming it's illegal to own it. (New York State)

quote:

I swear to god this actually just happened. Here's some background. I live with my parents and I'm an adult. My uncle also lives with us for some reason I have no idea why.

A month or so ago I ordered some adult doujin from Japan. All the characters are legal age and it's nothing extreme. I just like collecting them. It turns out it was delivered a few hours ago and I didn't know since I was asleep. When I woke up I went into the kitchen and saw the 5 books on the table along with the torn up package addressed to me. My uncle was the only one home and I asked him if he went in my mail. He didn't answer me he just said "you know that stuff is illegal right?"

I was baffled and was like. What?? He claimed the hentai I ordered is illegal despite the characters VERY much being adults. We got into an argument and he just stormed out because he knew I was right.

What should I do about this?

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Move out or get a P.O. box?

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Last Resort posted:

A broken hip is basically a death sentence for an 85yo.
My mother was 65 and it killed her in a month.

frail ones sure, lots of them end up just fine if they're not wrecks already

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



AITA for getting mad at my boyfriend, kicking him out, and refusing to answer his texts, because he left flowers in my locker?

quote:

A bit over a year ago I had a stalker. I wasn't special, he was doing it to about 5 other women in our class. We each had a confrontation with him at some point, plus we all had suspicions, but none of us could prove anything until it came to a head on Valentine's day, when he left flowers on all of our lockers (we have these plastic pouches on our lockers so other people can leave things there for us) and then got angry at all of us for not acknowledging it. He had some kind of mental health issue (not sure what exactly but he was on medication for it), and after he confronted us in front of a lecturer, security was called. Not sure what happened to him, but campus security took statements from us and no one has heard from him since.

My boyfriend wasn't there when all this happened, and we had never even met at that stage, but we met shortly after and I told him everything. It was my birthday yesterday and on arriving at school I found flowers in the pouch on my locker. I immediately freaked out so I called my boyfriend and said "was this you?" He played dumb, saying "was what me?" I told him there are flowers on my locker and bearing in mind the whole stalker thing last year please tell me this was his little joke. I got really upset over the phone and told him I was scared. He said it was probably a prank and to let it go. I spent the whole day getting nervous and jumping at everything, and told the other girls who had been harassed by the guy what I found and freaked them out in the process. I got back to my flat and my boyfriend had cooked me dinner, bought me a necklace, and presented me with flowers identical to the ones in my locker.

I lost my poo poo. Screaming, crying, pulling out every swear I can think of. He said he was sorry, he forgot the locker thing and when he heard me freaking out over the phone he panicked. He was hoping I'd forget about it. I said "gently caress you and your loving flowers" and told him to leave. I then told the other girls that I had needlessly freaked them out because it was just my boyfriend being a shithead. They were all relieved and cussed my boyfriend out over text. I then got a message from another friend basically saying that I need to chill the gently caress out because my boyfriend is over there whining to him and yes, he's an idiot, and he knows that, but he was trying to be romantic and had forgotten about the whole stalker thing.

I am still loving furious, and I don't want to so much as hear my boyfriend's name right now, let alone answer his texts. Just writing this is pissing me off, tbh, but a couple more mutual friends have joined the friend who set us up, and they're all saying that my boyfriend was an idiot but I should still forgive him because he was trying to be sweet and was just going about it in a misguided way. In terms of people I know, 5 friends are on my side, and everyone else is on his, saying the least I can do is text him back (he's messaged me about 50 times since I kicked him out 7 hours ago).

AITA?

Edit: we don't live together, I kicked him out of my place

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Licarn posted:

[M19] I fell in love with a prostitute and I think she likes me too but...

Oh you poor sweet summer child. It’s possible. But so is winning the lottery I guess.

quote:

Oh and I finally realized prostitutes are only humans with normal feelings.

You know what yeah you two are in love do whatever she tells you it will certainly end awesomely.

Problem Sleuth
Apr 12, 2011

WELCOME TO THE NEW FUTURE

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for getting mad at my boyfriend, kicking him out, and refusing to answer his texts, because he left flowers in my locker?

Retraumatizing my girlfriend for Valentine's Day

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
we got quizzed on our new boss’s horses, family, and vineyard


quote:

I’m a contractor at a big company that has some ongoing labor disputes. While I’m in a different division than the several others that have strikes planned, it has bled over into some of my team in that we’ve been asked to add coverage to some areas during planned strikes. A few months ago, we had a reorg and have a new grandboss, “Alex.” Alex is new to the company and has done a lot of work to try to get to know the business and the people involved. The attempts have mostly seemed practical and sincere.

Unfortunately, recently an all-day event was scheduled under his auspices and it included sending a survey out ahead of time with questions like, “What don’t you know, but would like to know about Alex (personally or professionally)?” “What do you believe are Alex’s expectations of us?” “What has surprised you thus far?” It was made clear this survey was not anonymous. I found the questions tone-deaf and very off. Why would I care about details of this person’s personal life? This was supposed to be a meeting of all the people under Alex to discuss, one had assumed, business and answer questions about the future of our teams and management under the new leadership. I simply didn’t respond to the survey.

I got to the meeting and there was a slide show showing Alex on many horses and wandering through a vineyard playing. The first 20 minutes were all the executives giving each other gifts, on a podium, and sharing with us their plans for the holidays. It turns out they all own horses. Interspersed throughout the day were trivia questions with prizes (from Alex’s winery) for knowing things like, the names of his horses, or children, on the name of the wine he makes at his vineyard. One of the questions someone had put in the survey was about how he handles work life balance. He responded by humble-bragging/complaining about how early he has to wake up to tend to the horses before doing this job while also juggling his vineyard. How universal he imagines that struggle to be is hard to imagine.

I’m a contractor whose contract might arbitrarily end nine months earlier than agreed upon because someone made a mistake in the system about my end date and no one has corrected it and time is running out so, despite everyone wanting me to stay, I might yet still be terminated in about a week because the right hand isn’t talking to the left fast enough and at a company this big, sometimes these things happen.

Overall, I found the meeting deeply offensive. Renting out a fancy venue that’s normally used for weddings for an all-day meeting to learn about this person’s Christmas plans and be quizzed about his horse names while I’m not sure I still have a job and there are strikes planned against the company seems tone-deaf beyond comprehension. Our last meeting of this sort had protesters outside.

We were promised another survey will be coming and we were twice told we should feel we can be completely honest. I have a very hard time believing my feedback, attached to my name as it will be, would be welcome at all, given how negatively I feel about the situation. I’m worried the next survey might be mandatory. How do I go about threading this needle?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for getting mad at my boyfriend, kicking him out, and refusing to answer his texts, because he left flowers in my locker?

Just a mild prank.

gently caress

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Was that written for Valentine's day? It's not that time of year again is it

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

La Brea Carpet posted:

we got quizzed on our new boss’s horses, family, and vineyard

I don't normally like advocating violence but holy poo poo eat the loving rich.

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

La Brea Carpet posted:

we got quizzed on our new boss’s horses, family, and vineyard

This reminds me of a part of Jon Bois' Radio Shack retrospective. Let me see if I can find it.

edit:

quote:

We were also shown videos from the corporate office in Fort Worth. One skit stands out in particular. Four of RadioShack's regional executives were sitting at a poker table, "betting" on which of their regions would perform best in Q3.

Midwest executive: I'm betting that my region leads sales this quarter.
Northeast executive: You know what? My sales associates know they need to offer DirecTV and Sprint to every customer who walks in the door. I will call you ... and raise you. [shoves stack of chips to middle of table](Note: that is a string bet, you dingdong.)

Southwest executive: Well, my sales associates know they must sell H.O.T. the A.A.A. way! I raise!
Northwest executive: When it comes to my sales associates ... [pushes enormous stack of chips] ... I'm allllll in.

We were supposed to watch this and take pride in our thousand-store region and be motivated to, I don't know, earn bonuses for these executives? We, the people taking home a thousand bucks a month, who go to work with holes in our last pairs of khakis, who walk an hour to work every day because we can't afford car repairs, who managed a store for 80 hours last week and received a figure below minimum wage for the trouble. We, who are scuttling our only day off so we can sit here and hear about the money they want to make and how useless we are.

SpaceViking fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Jan 7, 2020

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



Sjs00 posted:

Was that written for Valentine's day? It's not that time of year again is it

The stalker incident climaxed on valentines day. Her bf unintentionally retraumatizing her and then lying about it happened on OP's birthday

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
High level managers love to tell you how early they wake up in the morning.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

The Bramble posted:

Yes. My experience with older people is that once you lose your mobility, you're pretty much done.

Its off to the lasagna factory for you grandma

avoid doorways
Jun 6, 2010

'twas brillig
Gun Saliva
I've(M14) been dating this really nice girl, (F15) that I've known for a long time, and idk how to let her down.

quote:

Recently i went through the hardest breakup I've ever been through and my life crumbled with it. I finally have everything under control again and I have my life back in place after months of rebuilding it. And a really good friend asked me out. I've been dating this girl for about a month or so and we've known each other for around two years prior. We've been best friends and I know she had had a lot of failure with guys. She has liked me basically since we met and I've known since. She asked me out after I had known for about a year and I told her that I was going to think about it and so I did for a couple of months and finally told her yes after some thought. After we went on our first date and I kissed her and she told me it was "the best day of her life" and ever since she's said she loves me plenty of times and she is very genuine. The problem im having is when I'm around her and talking to her I think I love her but when I'm not like right now I'm not too sure. I'm having doubts about it and idk if it's right. She's a really sweet girl and I'd hate to break her heart but idk how to let her down without breaking her mentally. I know I love her but just not in a romantic way like I thought. There's this other girl I want to take my chances with but I obviously want to resolve this matter first and idk how so please help.

TLDR: There's this one girl I've been dating and she's super into it but I don't quite feel it and I want to move on to this other girl I like but I want to resolve this issue first (because I'm not that kind of guy).

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Well he better figure it out before he gets drafted

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

datajugend posted:

Its off to the lasagna factory for you grandma

This made me laugh like a loving supervillain

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StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Extra Large Marge posted:

High level managers love to tell you how early they wake up in the morning.

in general if anyone starts competing with you on how 'hard' they have it when unprovoked and unbidden....you should run far, far away.

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