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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bearjew posted:

clock's ticking, elephanthead

terrmmop

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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVDGkbDQ1k

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

loving lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Bethamphetamine posted:

As a reminder, Joe Biden absolutely imagined a Trump family-style political dynasty for himself.

It's just that his wife died, his daughter died, one failson died. His sister remains a trusted adviser to him to this day, though.

Biden's political career is a failure. He failed at being Trump.

Tbf his non-failson died. Beau was supposed to run for president one day but he got the John McCain brain cancer and crackhead Hunter survived (and hosed his brothers widow)

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Drunkboxer posted:

the drug dealer in attack of the clones is named sleazebagano or something

that is exactly what he is called. He now holds a high level appointment in the trump administration

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

The Nastier Nate posted:

Tbf his non-failson died. Beau was supposed to run for president one day but he got the John McCain brain cancer and crackhead Hunter survived

crack kills saves???

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Squizzle posted:

i plan on finding an infinitely deep hole and diving into it and screaming “woooo” or “eeeeee” as the endless column of air rushes against my face/scrotum

balls are stored on the face

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



I like Barron’s art better

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Vim Fuego posted:

crack kills saves???

we used to vacation in Ohio every other year visiting family, and once we stumbled upon the C.R.A.C.K. Chruch. C.R.A.C.K. was an abbrevation for Christ redeems and crack kills.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Augus posted:

I like Barron’s art better

lmfao lord help me I forgot about that poo poo

bomb
Nov 3, 2005


juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






hello the proctology bot is here

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
dibnibble timp

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
oh hey it still exists

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what the gently caress dude


https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1214664326423941122

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





eric ciaramella posted:

we used to vacation in Ohio every other year visiting family, and once we stumbled upon the C.R.A.C.K. Chruch. C.R.A.C.K. was an abbrevation for Christ redeems and crack kills.

crack, the Alpha and Omega

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005



Should’ve stayed under the tarpm

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





eric ciaramella posted:

oh hey it still exists


that owns tbh

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

It somehow looks sinister.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

imagine trump irl with his legs crossed like that

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

TMMadman posted:

It somehow looks sinister.

good, its time for the left to reclaim the word sinister

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/wyattreed13/status/1214641652498866176

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

look he’s only smart enough to remember a handful of misogynistic insults. he reaches in to his brain bag and pulls one out, there’s no guarantee it’s going to make sense

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








the milk machine posted:

it rules that reagan is dead, much like steve scalise's balls and anus or whatever

i laughed out loud to myself today at work thinking about steve scalise's dick and balls getting shot off lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





is that trumop as fudo

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

i plan on finding an infinitely deep hole and diving into it and screaming “woooo” or “eeeeee” as the endless column of air rushes against my face/scrotum

you were given the star of power, and now you must post

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




time's up

timeup

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Frumply posted:

i laughed out loud to myself today at work thinking about steve scalise's dick and balls getting shot off lmao

I imagine it flying through the air and landing on home plate. not sure if the ump calls it out or safe though, still workshopping this

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental





Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




between this and the hunter biden thing, it looks like...the hunters have become the hunted (i turn smugly to the camera and trip down a flight of stairs)

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
okay, so is this what rick was excited about? he re-tweeted this.

https://twitter.com/alexcarp_/status/1214626897923055624

another bullshit article about the secret resistance inside the GOP who all hate trump but will continue to support him no matter what?

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


discoukulele posted:

okay, so is this what rick was excited about? he re-tweeted this.

https://twitter.com/alexcarp_/status/1214626897923055624

another bullshit article about the secret resistance inside the GOP who all hate trump but will continue to support him no matter what?
ADULTS IN THE ROOM

INCREASINGLY ISOLATED

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
This is a polls positive space

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/travis_view/status/1214678893241622528

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AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Lol just more "everybody secretly HATES him!! LOLOLOL" garbage.

Newsflash: hating someone in secret but letting them tear through foreign policy like a geriatric patient pretending to be a T-rex is worse than useless.

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