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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lmao

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Vermain posted:

iran launched a bunch of rockets at a couple US bases and all of the pentagon officials were sent home early because of the threat of like half an inch of snow falling

East coast lyfe baby :hellyeah:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





.... an instagram tv series?

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




the only person who can save the world is putin

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Vermain posted:

iran launched a bunch of rockets at a couple US bases and all of the pentagon officials were sent home early because of the threat of like half an inch of snow falling

im the pentagon official ignoring the frantic phone calls cause i'm already comfy in bed with some hot cocoa

snow day whoo!

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zALXQi1jUcQ

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Der Meister posted:

everyone posting itt by definition is too old and/or too fat

going to eat two deep dishes tonight, just to be safe

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
recent events just prove to me that idiocracy has basically become a documentary...

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Number structure names are weird even in french so it's really common to see odd translations like this in the context of counting

I also hadn't noticed, good username/post content combination.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

congress gonna declare war like the mark rear end bitches they are

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
No one has any idea what any of this means until we get causality numbers.

No casualties = blatant face saving from Iran which warned US first.
Only get scared if there are deaths.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
:yooge: I like generals that don't get assassinated

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert


lol haven't seen this in so long i totally forgot about it

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
all of this is happening because Trump’s military advisors decided to include “drone strike Soleimani” as an obviously stupid option meant to make the other ones seem reasonable

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

Iran failed to account for the US's crack Giant News Anchor Corps



Tom Foreskin

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
whats happening reveals that reality has basically become idiocracy... but we wont live long enough to see the credits roll

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

earofavegetaplanet posted:

It's tragic they will never get their hands on that drone operator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

is that bad?

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

meanolmrcloud posted:

in 2003, I was a high as poo poo freshman in college and it was easy to hate bush. now I am a sober old man and this just sucks.

in the same boat

thankfully at least one of those is easy to fix

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Chuka Umana posted:

No one has any idea what any of this means until we get causality numbers.

No casualties = blatant face saving from Iran which warned US first.
Only get scared if there are deaths.

you think trump will care if there are no casualties?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
I just started watching Ultra Q. It's a TV show made by the guy who made Godzilla. Each episode is it's own 24 minute long monster movie. It's really good, I strongly recommend it.

So what have you guys been doing tonight?

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Good soup! posted:

gently caress YOU ITS JANUARY

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



No wheels baby! :golf:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
people are all "man when the nukes start flying let's play the lord's prayer or we'll meet again" but this is the true "nuclear war will obliterate humanity" song to listen to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNlA1_HY-Lg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope a missile lands directly and exactly on my freaking BALLS

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1214704786689462272


gonna trust that that’s not the football

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Mayor Dave posted:

you think trump will care if there are no casualties?

attack on base infrastructure vs personnel is still an important distinction

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

didn't macron kinda say he had our backs lol

even fuckin israel backed down but now that they're getting blamed anyway they'd probably jump in

I'd mark Israel as a soft maybe. Last I read, Iran has missiles that can reach all of Israel.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
The closest that you could come to shitposting being punishable under treason statutes, for the unnecessarily-worried goons out there, appears to be 18 USC 2387:

"(a) Whoever, with intent to interfere with, impair, or influence the loyalty, morale, or discipline of the military or naval forces of the United States:
(1) advises, counsels, urges, or in any manner causes or attempts to cause insubordination, disloyalty, mutiny, or refusal of duty by any member of the military or naval forces of the United States; or
(2) distributes or attempts to distribute any written or printed matter which advises, counsels, or urges insubordination, disloyalty, mutiny, or refusal of duty by any member of the military or naval forces of the United States—
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next following his conviction."

Pretty much the military saying "Don't @ me"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:regd08:

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

rump buttman posted:

going to eat two deep dishes tonight, just to be safe

hell yes my posting bretheren

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Gripweed posted:

I just started watching Ultra Q. It's a TV show made by the guy who made Godzilla. Each episode is it's own 24 minute long monster movie. It's really good, I strongly recommend it.

So what have you guys been doing tonight?

war were declared

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Mayor Dave posted:

you think trump will care if there are no casualties?

Do you really want to trust casualty figures from the trmp military?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


no commander in chief

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots


Lol diaper bag

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Don't cross the streams mid-horse

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





who cares only TRUMP can fix it

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meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

I don’t even have anyone to hackeysack with

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