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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Snorting adderall rules when you're mixing it with coke and/or molly and then you slip on your LED gloves and put on a youtube queue of club music gently caress I miss being an indestructible idiot

I'm too square to consider mixing drugs. I assume my heart would explode within minutes.

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Snorting adderall rules when you're mixing it with coke and/or molly and then you slip on your LED gloves and put on a youtube queue of club music gently caress I miss being an indestructible idiot

like with other people or

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Shageletic posted:

In 1999, there were 35,914 such deaths, amounting to a rate of 16.9 deaths per every 100,000 people over 16 that year; in 2017, the number ballooned up to 72,558, or a rate of 25.5 deaths per 100,000 people.

boomers busting out the moonshine

Deaths of despair comin' out in FORCE

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

In my fantasy Tmurp was drugged and slurring because some of those generals gave him a little talking to and told him amateur hour is over

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
TRUMP

https://i.imgur.com/iuMMATb.mp4

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
My kid's class asked parents to send in extra snacks for a "forgot to bring (aka can't afford) mid-day snack surplus" for the classroom.

The teacher just asked us to stop sending good snacks because so many of the kids who brought snacks were lying about it to get snack upgrades. So now we're supposed to be sending in plain Cheerios.

Poor kids getting downgraded to lovely snacks because the rich kids couldn't keep their hands out of the offering plate is probably a metaphor for something.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Grondoth posted:

I love how trump can wake up, gently caress up the mask he uses to pretend he's a vibrant, sun-kissed blond god instead of a decrepit fat old man, slur and mispronounce his way through a statement, and people will go "oh, how presidential!"

is there an example of this

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1214971560630640640?s=20


hahahahaha

My Mother The Car
Feb 15, 2001
When does the hurting stop?

RoboFrance_29 posted:

donlad turnip




there I said it

hosed up if true

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Huxley posted:

My kid's class asked parents to send in extra snacks for a "forgot to bring (aka can't afford) mid-day snack surplus" for the classroom.

The teacher just asked us to stop sending good snacks because so many of the kids who brought snacks were lying about it to get snack upgrades. So now we're supposed to be sending in plain Cheerios.

Poor kids getting downgraded to lovely snacks because the rich kids couldn't keep their hands out of the offering plate is probably a metaphor for something.

Trunp

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Dirt turnip

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


PEACE THROUGH POWER

KANE LIVES IN DEATH

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

My Mother The Car posted:

hosed up if true

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

fits my needs posted:

like with other people or

Sometimes

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

go

away

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1214973560529326080
loving npr

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

trump is a bigger cuck than jeb! loving bush

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

I'm helping! ehuehuehue ;-*

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1214929770816954368

:laffo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

That's what like .000000000001% of the population there?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The Virgin LF vs the Chad C-SPAM

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

hahahahaha

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED

piss thru strength

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

Remember, dogs are cops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JoeArellano/status/1214962316057300992?s=20

we’ve done it folks

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/TheSocietyDude/status/1214950768232607745

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


we must rein in iran because we must rein in iran because we must rein in iran because...

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/tvietor08/status/1214974544445763585?s=21

I wonder if anyone else drew a red line they failed to enforce????
:thunk:

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That's what like .000000000001% of the population there?

india's population is approximately 1.3 billion so it's actually quite a large percentage

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

i know a void where they can shove it

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Lmao
https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/1214971141158309888
Nothing to see here!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That's what like .000000000001% of the population there?

It's like 20%

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

the interminable om of the iranian menace began with the creation of the universe and we must remain ever vigilant against it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i think i need more morning coffee because i initially read the hashtag was #woodyforhillaryclinton and i have absolutely no idea how

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

tenderjerk posted:

Adderall rocks if you like pissing every 6 minutes


I guess Adderall rocks then

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://twitter.com/TheSunUS/status/1214929938257723393?s=19

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

RoboFrance_29 posted:

piss thru strength

strenghth thru piss

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

Hatebag posted:

That's what you get for mutilating your dog

:hai:

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ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Shageletic posted:

found this lol

As a 17-year resident of Hong Kong, and a diamond card holder with Cathay Pacific, I am accustomed to wonderful service at Hong Kong airport and on Cathay flights. Why is it, then, that whenever I return to Hong Kong with a set of golf clubs, I need to wait an extra 20 or 30 minutes to retrieve them from the oversized luggage location? Many airports, such as Incheon, South Korea, deliver the clubs on the same carousel as normal luggage and almost all airports deliver them more efficiently than Hong Kong. Can this please be fixed?

lol look at this scrub who doesnt have a personalized set of clubs stashed at every golf course in the world

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