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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

The Virgin LF vs the Chad C-SPAM

the virgin fyad vs the chad cspam

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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That's what like .000000000001% of the population there?

Cool post about a giant general strike :chloe:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1214965453258477568?s=19

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

wow thank u for ur service mr president!

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


dems bad

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





has Ghislaine been found yet

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mayor Dave posted:

It's like 20%

sir please do not interrupt my joke about there being like 4 quintillion people living in India with actual numbers.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

is getting bombed to poo poo on that list too?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!
this is how i win :chaostrump:

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
i'm amazed we made it this far tbh

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Intel&Sebastian posted:

sir please do not interrupt my joke about there being like 4 quintillion people living in India with actual numbers.

- lovely white people

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Durf posted:

has Ghislaine been found yet

Allegedly she is in Israel fleeing from US investigators, according to a news article last week

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao can't see any problems with this
gonna work well

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Who could have guessed the guy who handed the North Korean ruling dynasty what they've wanted for generations in exchange for an oversized birthday card would do this

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



gee sure are a lot of people in that india

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

- lovely white people

I'm half so this checks out :/

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Drunkboxer posted:

I remember being surprised when some people i studied with in grad school used adderal as a kind of performance enhancer because they “just couldn’t focus to study for 8 hours.” like it never occurred to them that they shouldn’t be studying for these tests for 8 hours at a time. anyway, literally all of them washed out

i never met any adderal users in grad school but did meet several in my engineering undergrad

similarly they used it to cram for a whole day right before a test

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
2020s gonna be a great year with either Trump falling over dead or him being reelected OR him losing the election and declaring the results invalid and be prez 4 lyfe.


regardless everything will continue to not matter and completely own

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
gonna minimize one of the largest general strikes ever because its just a bunch of poor brown people somewhere else, this joke is gonna fuckin kill.

My Mother The Car
Feb 15, 2001
When does the hurting stop?
Adderall rules for playing beer pong and super monkey ball...and for being the wettest president?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

That's really cool that theyre giving differently abled people the equal opportunity to be huge assholes :unsmith:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




the amount of people drinking themselves to death surged bigly in russia during and after the collapse of the ussr and nobody in the west could figure out why lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Could anyone give me some addsrapl

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

not clicking but this 100% is about using food production as a carbon capture method

Correct except the twist is that you directly eat the bacteria secretions

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Huxley posted:

My kid's class asked parents to send in extra snacks for a "forgot to bring (aka can't afford) mid-day snack surplus" for the classroom.

The teacher just asked us to stop sending good snacks because so many of the kids who brought snacks were lying about it to get snack upgrades. So now we're supposed to be sending in plain Cheerios.

Poor kids getting downgraded to lovely snacks because the rich kids couldn't keep their hands out of the offering plate is probably a metaphor for something.

Your kid's teacher is the neolib standing in the way of free college because she doesn't want Trump's kids to get it.

Can't have any universal programs, because then someone who doesn't need it might get it, and that's the worst possible outcome in the world.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Durf posted:

has Ghislaine been found yet

yeah dont worry they killed her a long time ago

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

good god is he fat!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



MysteriousStranger posted:

good god is he fat!

sir!!!! respect the office!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Huxley posted:

My kid's class asked parents to send in extra snacks for a "forgot to bring (aka can't afford) mid-day snack surplus" for the classroom.

The teacher just asked us to stop sending good snacks because so many of the kids who brought snacks were lying about it to get snack upgrades. So now we're supposed to be sending in plain Cheerios.

Poor kids getting downgraded to lovely snacks because the rich kids couldn't keep their hands out of the offering plate is probably a metaphor for something.

D&D: snack centrism benefits no one except the children that have hoarded snacks like their rentier parents
CSPAM: motherfuckers I was told if I liked my snack I could keep my snack turmp

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lol the president is a shambling bag of fat with a swiss cheese brain

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

MysteriousStranger posted:

good god is he fat!

Turn on your monitor!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

is there a plow attachment for all the homeless people sleeping on the sidewalks too?

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

why is a mayor introducing a private company's new product

anyway here she is in a different circumstance

https://twitter.com/Nina_Parks/status/1214793879234338816

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Uhh... Didn't Americans in the 1800s literally drink about 8 times as much as they do today?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

lol the president is a shambling bag of fat with a swiss cheese brain

delicious

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 364 days!

Bearjew posted:

lol the president is a shambling bag of fat with a swiss cheese brain
Actually,
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1214954104218218496

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

2DCAT posted:

Uhh... Didn't Americans in the 1800s literally drink about 8 times as much as they do today?

Yeah, but it was that watered down poo poo.

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