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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/drug-dealer-bushfire-donation/

quote:

An Aussie Drug Dealer Is Out Here Pledging 10% Of Weekend Bags Profits To The Firies

It’s been heartwarming to see Australians nationwide dig deep into their pockets to donate for bushfire relief. Everyone from old mate down the road to huge brands and celebs are proving that Aussies really do have each other’s backs in times of crisis.

Something I just did not think I would see coming out of this crisis, and yet I deeply love with all my heart, is a drug dealer pledging 10% of purchases to bushfire relief. But folks, it’s happened.


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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

a true local hero

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
poo poo for brains went on 730 and it went about as well as you'd imagine.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Synthbuttrange posted:

thats less than 1% of his net work lmao.

whatever we'll take it.

He is a giant piece of poo poo.

50 million is going towards his own think tank

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

poo poo for brains went on 730 and it went about as well as you'd imagine.

gently caress, I forgot to tune in. I haven't seen someone poo poo the bed on live TV in a while.

chiefnewo
May 21, 2007

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-09/morrison-argues-for-wide-ranging-inquiry-into-bushfire-crisis/11856180

The usual goalpost shifting of "you can't link climate change to a specific fire" when no one is trying to, and the new strategy where instead of denying climate change you pretend you're doing something about it while achieving nothing.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



:denmark::hf::australia:
Danish Red Cross doing a thing to try and help 'Strayans, I hope it helps even a little

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
https://twitter.com/DamienCWalker/status/1215167243358629888?s=19

gently caress off Twiggy you self serving oval office

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Update from WA: Area's SE of Perth are now under threat from fire.

ABC report states it is move in a North-Easterly direction.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-09/bushfire-emergency-threatens-kwinana-freeway-in-baldivis/11856062

ABC posted:

A large semi-rural area under emergency alert is bounded by the Kwinana Freeway to the west, Orton Road to the north, Kargotich Road and Rapids Road to the east and Karnup Road to the south.

Strong winds are fanning the fire, extending the emergency warning area across the suburbs of Baldivis, Mardella, Hopeland, Wellard, Casuarina and Oldbury.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
I donated a pile of money. Apparently naked lady has had a breakdown though? I was kinda interested seeing how many nudies I got for a few chunks.

Local pubs here are doing a firie pub crawl, $30 for a pint (i assume) at ALL THREE pubs, all proceeds to fires.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Gridlocked posted:

Update from WA: Area's SE of Perth are now under threat from fire.

ABC report states it is move in a North-Easterly direction.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-09/bushfire-emergency-threatens-kwinana-freeway-in-baldivis/11856062

I'm sitting at a train station about 30km away and the sky is pretty drat dark. Nowhere near as bad as the pictures we've all been seeing but it's amazing just how quickly the smoke spreads

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
just in case you though there was any hope, submit unto scomo and despair.
https://twitter.com/abc730/status/1215216515949056000

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Gammon posted:

I'm about 11km from the CBD in Brisbane (that's what, 6-7 miles off the top of my head?) and I have bushland and scrub, including kangaroos. A firestorm might not reach the city, but it could absolutely burn everything around the CBD and cut it off.

there's not really enough densely forested stuff across and around brisbane for this tbh. I mean yeah if fire comes in from the west a lot is going to go up and it'd be scary as poo poo but it'd need to spread through a lot of suburbs without much green space to get from there to cut off the m1 or the bruce, let alone both. Even when Sarabah was absolutely blowing up the M1 never really shut down anywhere in QLD to my knowledge

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

At least there are no bogs in the affected areas, right?

In other news:

quote:

Onion Soup Interactive today announced it will donate all profits for one week from sales of Nippon Marathon on Steam to charity. Profit from the sales between January 7th - 14th will be donated. Onion Soup Interactive hopes this will provide vital support for the wildlife charities and responders bravely risking their lives to keep Australia’s wildlife safe from the bushfires.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Quantum Shart posted:

just in case you though there was any hope, submit unto scomo and despair.
https://twitter.com/abc730/status/1215216515949056000

If it'd just been a bad bushfire somewhere, Scomo probably could've walked this off. Instead he's facing pretty much an entire nation that collectively despise him now. There's probably a lot of now-homeless outbackers who haaaate him for not committing to protect them with more fire equipment ("Four trucks, mista prime ministah!" :australia:), and any real hope he had with the suburbs being indifferent enough to nod and agree that it's not climate change went up in the smoke clouds pushing across all three major metropolitan states repeatedly this past week. A smart marketer would've read the wind and jumped on the "yup, it's Climate Change" bandwagon just to get people off his back without actually doing anything. Scomo is not a smart marketer, and I don't think anyone's buying what he's selling.


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

there's not really enough densely forested stuff across and around brisbane for this tbh. I mean yeah if fire comes in from the west a lot is going to go up and it'd be scary as poo poo but it'd need to spread through a lot of suburbs without much green space to get from there to cut off the m1 or the bruce, let alone both. Even when Sarabah was absolutely blowing up the M1 never really shut down anywhere in QLD to my knowledge

I dunno; if it gets into the Brisbane outer suburbs won't it cook off all the meth labs? :v:

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Quantum Shart posted:

just in case you though there was any hope, submit unto scomo and despair.
https://twitter.com/abc730/status/1215216515949056000

watching this video was like seeing a piece of poo poo evolve as it slowly travels through a human body

1000 Sweaty Rikers fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Jan 9, 2020

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thats pretty generous considering how Australia keeps dicking over PNG.

It might be self interest - are they getting smoke yet?

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Buttcoin purse posted:

It might be self interest - are they getting smoke yet?

No. The smoke has blown south east across to New Zealand and now all the way across the Pacific to Chile and Argentina.

coke
Jul 12, 2009
Yeah essentially the wind blows west to east across middle of Australia, pretty much just a desert and furnace, to bring its hot load to the outer rims all over the population.

The wind from the deep south of Antarctica is the one that usually keep things chill and brings freezing temp to Australia and New Zealand.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

coke posted:

Yeah essentially the wind blows west to east across middle of Australia, pretty much just a desert and furnace, to bring its hot load to the outer rims all over the population.

The wind from the deep south of Antarctica is the one that usually keep things chill and brings freezing temp to Australia and New Zealand.

Part of the local smoke problem is there's just been so goddamn much of it generated that it hasn't mattered which way the wind blew; It just got pushed around Victoria and NSW. It's not until sometime around midday-ish tomorrow that a southerly wind's going to get a chance to actually make a difference.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tace Vim posted:

watching this video was like seeing a piece of poo poo evolve as it slowly travels through a human body

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

How long do we reckon the PM's got before he gets the traditional Party Knife In the Back? It's practically Auspol tradition at this point, and nobody's happy with ScoMo now.
You think Scotty is bad? The next person in line to lead the LNP is Peter loving Dutton, and his management of refugees makes Morrison's tenure in the job look loving and compassionate. I swear that man gets off on cruelty.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
scotty won't be knifed until after parliament resumes in feb, they'll try to push through the religious discrimination bill and some other nasty stuff, blame the bad press on scotty and swap him out for potato.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

drunkill posted:

scotty won't be knifed until after parliament resumes in feb, they'll try to push through the religious discrimination bill and some other nasty stuff, blame the bad press on scotty and swap him out for potato.
Careful what you wish for invoke summon.

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

Quantum Shart posted:

just in case you though there was any hope, submit unto scomo and despair.
https://twitter.com/abc730/status/1215216515949056000

Why does he keep saying that he's there to provide comfort to people? It's super creepy. Nobody wants a hung from the Prime Minister, they just want him to do his job and provide resources to help.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
This seems new, and surprisingly close to Perth (or maybe I'm just on the wrong side of the country to have heard much about it)

https://twitter.com/GianDePoloni/status/1215209637517000704

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
The smell of the funeral pyre for Kangaroo Island has arrived in Adelaide

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

there's not really enough densely forested stuff across and around brisbane for this tbh. I mean yeah if fire comes in from the west a lot is going to go up and it'd be scary as poo poo but it'd need to spread through a lot of suburbs without much green space to get from there to cut off the m1 or the bruce, let alone both. Even when Sarabah was absolutely blowing up the M1 never really shut down anywhere in QLD to my knowledge

if a big fire came in through the south via the Redlands it could burn right across Wynnum-Manly and up to the river. Cut off the Port Of Brisbane, threaten Caltex Refinery. unlikely but i don't think impossible given what we've seen.

gently caress, a fire in d'aguilar state forest could burn right up to indooroopilly

thatbastardken fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Jan 9, 2020

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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thatbastardken posted:

gently caress, a fire in d'aguilar state forest could burn right up to indooroopilly

yeah tbh I have to assume this is p much the worst case for brisbane specifically. The redlands thing I'm not sure about bc not only are all the big stretches of scrub between there and Brisbane CBD quite small, and split up, they're all very accessible and essentially 100% recreational space as opposed to lamington or d'aguilar where a huge chunk of it is inaccessible to vehicles

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
even now that I look at the map I have to assume Wivenhoe being on the west end of d'aguilar probably means more is accessible than i'm imagining, the difference in topography between that and the border parks further south is actually quite extreme as well by the look of it

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
disclosure I have not been out that way without coming down south from kilcoy so for all intents and purposes assume this analysis of the fire likelihood in SEQ is coming from a man in the pub that reminds you of but doesn't quite look like, my avatar

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

even now that I look at the map I have to assume Wivenhoe being on the west end of d'aguilar probably means more is accessible than i'm imagining, the difference in topography between that and the border parks further south is actually quite extreme as well by the look of it

Check the wind direction for the next few days and compare it with your fire map, that's the real fire-spreader.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
yeah i'm mostly catastrophizing, if firefighting resources are so stretched that bushfires are taking outer suburbs of brisbane problems have escalated quite severely.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Check the wind direction for the next few days and compare it with your fire map, that's the real fire-spreader.

there hasn't been a real fire danger for us since september and even the last lot of fires near here was mostly in the opposite direction of prevailing winds at the time. Sarabah was the big one at the time and the main reason it burned for as long as it did and managed to get as big as it was was bc QFES just couldn't get close enough because of the terrain. accessibility is super important.

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

I’m in Perth for the week and yeh, today got a bit hazy out east. As I went home this arvo the clouds definitely had a brown tinge. Leaving the pub this arvo smelt like I walked into a fireplace. poo poo’s getting smokey here.

I hope it’s not worse when I return on Tuesday. :(

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Nam Taf posted:

I’m in Perth for the week and yeh, today got a bit hazy out east. As I went home this arvo the clouds definitely had a brown tinge. Leaving the pub this arvo smelt like I walked into a fireplace. poo poo’s getting smokey here.

I hope it’s not worse when I return on Tuesday. :(

The forecast shows that Perth is going to be the hottest and the driest state capital in the country these next seven days, with maximums in the mid to high 30s and not a drop of rain until next Thursday.

That bushfire just south of Perth around Casuarina has been issued with a "Evacuate immediately if possible" warning
https://www.emergency.wa.gov.au/

So yeah, good luck with all that :(


GotLag posted:

The smell of the funeral pyre for Kangaroo Island has arrived in Adelaide
:( :( :(

Deuterious
Oct 17, 2011

GotLag posted:

The smell of the funeral pyre for Kangaroo Island has arrived in Adelaide

I'm in southern Adelaide and there is ash falling from the sky as well.

Be careful if you have Asthma or something similar. It might be best to not go out at all.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Deuterious posted:

I'm in southern Adelaide and there is ash falling from the sky as well.

Be careful if you have Asthma or something similar. It might be best to not go out at all.

If you don't already have a P2 or N95 mask, you should loving well buy a proper reusable one now. We're ALL dealing with the bushfires this year one way or another, don't make it be with your lungs.

They are :tenbux: each on Amazon, and you can get a bigass pack of filters for $20AUD. It's overkill, but better that than inhaling smoke.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
The smell of smoke is awful in Adelaide at the moment. I feel so terrible for Kangaroo Island :smith:

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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Victoria fire danger ramps up as resort rolls out snow guns to protect infrastructure

Snow machines have been brought out of hibernation to protect alpine resorts as Victoria's first state of disaster is extended for two days ahead of worsening fire conditions.
The Alpine region, East Gippsland and the state's north-east are bracing for yet another day of extreme fire danger.

Two evacuation warnings and one emergency warning are in place for areas in the Alps, including Mt Buffalo, due to an out-of-control bushfire near Abbeyard.

Mount Hotham Resort Management Board chief executive Jon Hutchins said his team had been clearing vegetation and putting snow machines around critical sites.

"In the ski resort here we've had all our snow guns in position which create a fog for any ember attack," he said.

"They also create dampness on the ground so the embers can't take off or take hold."

The machines were positioned yesterday around vital infrastructure such as pumps, gas works, and sewerage works and areas of the environment critical to native and threatened species.

Mr Hutchins said preparations had been going on for weeks, but the weather had at times made it difficult.

"It's funny when you think just over a month ago we had just over a foot of snow at the resort and now we've got bushfires, which makes alpine management really quite a challenge," he said.

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