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DemoneeHo posted:My (23F) boyfriend (24M) of almost a year doesn't wash his genitals. Either break up with your self-loathing gay boyfriend or reseign yourself to a lifetime of yeast infections from bad sex.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 14:27 |
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Barudak posted:The Gay Realm sounds like what people fight for in Mortal Kombat Slashfic. FINISH HIM
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 14:33 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My (23F) boyfriend (24M) of almost a year doesn't wash his genitals. It'd be funny to hang out with this guy because you could be like, "oh dude, you're gonna eat that pizza with your hands? Isn't putting a guy's fingers near your mouth in the gay realm?" and troll him into using a fork and knife. But hanging out with another guy would probably be gay...
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 14:52 |
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My boyfriend is mad at me for not giving him a hjquote:So my boyfriend and I have been dating for a couple months, & the most I’ve done is give him a hj. I hated doing that because I felt guilty I didn’t want that to be the reason why he is with me. He begs and begs and acts angry towards me when I say no, but also is really sweet when he’s not in his “mood”. He says it’s my responsibility to do that for him and that every guy in the world gets to experience it but him. Plus I told him from the very beginning that I didn’t want to do anything sexual until marriage. I gave in with the hj before we started dating but hate doing it. What should I do. My (M18) girlfriend (F19) posted on here a little back so, I felt that I needed some advice and to clarify our relationship status... quote:Above is her (very flawed) side of the story...
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:15 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for refusing to buy Chick-fil-a for my pregnant wife? chique fillet brines their chicken in pickle juice. so she's not wrong, she's just got Pregnancy Tongue.
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AITA for saying it's better to be a mommy's boy than a bad boy?quote:I (20M) told my younger brother (16M) some advice with girls. He's come to me for advice.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:16 |
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Licarn posted:My boyfriend is mad at me for not giving him a hj
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:21 |
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WTF is with all of these dudes who don't wash/don't wipe? Is there no such thing as health classes in school anymore or are there really that many broke-brained, too lazy to live individuals out there?
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:27 |
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It's bad parenting. I mean there are health classes but its not like the teacher is going to inspect your taint. Pretty sure everyone who is worried about The Gay Realm listened to a great deal of pointed commentary on the topic when they were little.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:29 |
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Elissimpark posted:FINISH IN HIM
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:32 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:WTF is with all of these dudes who don't wash/don't wipe? Is there no such thing as health classes in school anymore or are there really that many broke-brained, too lazy to live individuals out there? Did you first learn about washing and wiping your rear end in health class? I don't remember going over that as people usually learn that at like 2 years old.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:34 |
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Elissimpark posted:FINISH HIM This very good
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:36 |
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yeah they definitely didn't go over like, general hygiene in my health/sex ed class
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:36 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for saying it's better to be a mommy's boy than a bad boy? why not just be a decent person?
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:40 |
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You know when your butthole is itchy because of inferior toilet paper or you just cannot wipe enough? Society is full of men picking at their asses, spreading actual poop particles everywhere, ordering lunch on touchscreens just like you and me. It is imperative that the public health policy wonks figure out how to turn us gay.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:49 |
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Fatkraken posted:why not just be a decent person? haven't you heard? life is like an RPG character creation where you are obligated to select 1 or more flaws
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:52 |
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Johnny Truant posted:yeah they definitely didn't go over like, general hygiene in my health/sex ed class They separated or sex ed classes by gender. Girls didn't get hygiene instruction other than how to dispose pads/tampons, get blood out of fabric, and avoid TSS. I remember hearing about the boys being told how to shower and where deodorant does and does not go. At least one guy said he was putting it on his genitals.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:55 |
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Hello, please meet the mom who wants her kids to get naked.quote:Dear Care and Feeding,
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:57 |
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Fatkraken posted:why not just be a decent person? 'Cause he's 16 and thinks his older brother is lame and is trying to avoid ending up the same, probably
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:58 |
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That's a totally normal stage in development and the mom is making it weird.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:59 |
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Dienes posted:They separated or sex ed classes by gender. Girls didn't get hygiene instruction other than how to dispose pads/tampons, get blood out of fabric, and avoid TSS. My wife thinks my balls smell because I gained 150 lb. and eat fast food three times a day but it's actually because I stopped putting deodorant on my genitals
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 15:59 |
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Mom is attempting to run a lifelong gaslighting campaign to convince her children they were never kicked out of Eden.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:00 |
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Dienes posted:They separated or sex ed classes by gender. Girls didn't get hygiene instruction other than how to dispose pads/tampons, get blood out of fabric, and avoid TSS. Wtf I didn't learn that in my sex ed classes, that would have actually been pretty helpful???
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:02 |
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An entire generation whose parents were too bashful/disinterested/destroyed by religion to give their kids anything resembling useful sex ed and health education and assumed that the schools would do it, while the schools mostly didn't.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:12 |
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zakharov posted:Hello, please meet the mom who wants her kids to get naked. My god, the nevernudes are winning
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:13 |
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:It's bad parenting. I mean there are health classes but its not like the teacher is going to inspect your taint. I see someone didn't go to a Catholic school.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:15 |
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Elissimpark posted:FINISH HIM GAYALITY
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:41 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:chique fillet brines their chicken in pickle juice. so she's not wrong, she's just got Pregnancy Tongue. That sounds fowl.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:46 |
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HOT BREAD! posted:GAYALITY
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:47 |
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Dienes posted:Either break up with your self-loathing gay boyfriend or reseign yourself to a lifetime of yeast infections from bad sex. I really hope it is being closeted because the other likely explanation is child abuse.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 17:40 |
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zakharov posted:Hello, please meet the mom who wants her kids to get naked. Congrats on ensuring the behavior will continue because mom is a weirdo who for some reason needs it to stop.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 17:41 |
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Xenocides posted:I really hope it is being closeted because the other likely explanation is child abuse. He could also just be a weirdo
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 17:43 |
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WIBTA if I made a deepfake of my mother-in-law saying a final goodbye to my wife so that my wife could get closure?quote:My MIL passed away 10 years ago very suddenly from an diagnosed condition. The way she went, she didn't get to say goodbye to anyone. It has devastated my wife.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 18:02 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:WIBTA if I made a deepfake of my mother-in-law saying a final goodbye to my wife so that my wife could get closure? Lol good lord
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 18:27 |
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Sounds like a baller prank, he should go for it.
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 18:30 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:WIBTA if I made a deepfake of my mother-in-law saying a final goodbye to my wife so that my wife could get closure? This is gonna become a huge industry. Technology was a mistake.
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Admiral Ray posted:This is gonna become a huge industry. Technology was a mistake. Another step closer to that black mirror episode
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 18:45 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My (23F) boyfriend (24M) of almost a year doesn't wash his genitals. /r/relationships: Masturbation is a gateway to the
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# ? Jan 10, 2020 18:49 |
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Admiral Ray posted:This is gonna become a huge industry. Technology was a mistake. This is a pretty decent sci fi short story about this. It involves a mass shooting so if you don't want to read about that then don't click
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I love how often reddit sees themselves in the shitstain being described and rush to find excuses it might not be true. Its almost always this. They always sympathize with the rear end in a top hat because they're assholes and they hate when people call assholes assholes.
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