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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

How about Peyton Manning? He already has some type of deal with ESPN.

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Witten was Literally the Worst, full stop.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

AndrewP posted:

How about Peyton Manning? He already has some type of deal with ESPN.

they brought him in the booth the year he retired? or when he took a year off maybe? and he was just bad. which is fine, maybe he's not a natural, but also if he's not gonna put in the work like tony romo did then he's not going to be good at it and he might as well just play golf away from the public

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It's no secret why MNF has been bad:



And this image leaves off the worst group of the bunch which was the three clowns before 2006 when ESPN took over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpvsdVg2YVU&t=17s

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

hifi posted:

they brought him in the booth the year he retired? or when he took a year off maybe? and he was just bad. which is fine, maybe he's not a natural, but also if he's not gonna put in the work like tony romo did then he's not going to be good at it and he might as well just play golf away from the public

I don't remember him calling games, how was he bad exactly?

I feel like when a color guy is ALWAYS just filling dead air it starts to wash over me and I start to tune them out. I'd much prefer a guy like Peyton being there to occasionally give observations or analysis based on what he sees without being obligated to give a long take after every single play.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Peyton’s done a million commercials and always sounds rehearsed as gently caress; he’s just not really good at TV.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

sean10mm posted:

Witten was Literally the Worst, full stop.

Kornheiser/Miller

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

rjmccall posted:

Peyton’s done a million commercials and always sounds rehearsed as gently caress; he’s just not really good at TV.
If you've ever listened to a Peyton Manning press conference he talks fast and stumbles over words a lot.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

hifi posted:

they brought him in the booth the year he retired? or when he took a year off maybe? and he was just bad. which is fine, maybe he's not a natural, but also if he's not gonna put in the work like tony romo did then he's not going to be good at it and he might as well just play golf away from the public

I'm sure Romo did due broadcast training, but he stepped into the booth and was better than guys who have been doing it for a decade plus, he's got an incredibly rare gift for it. He's already much better than Collinsworth who has like 15 years of experience on him.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It freaks me out how much Cris Collinsworth and his son sound exactly alike

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

AndrewP posted:

I don't remember him calling games, how was he bad exactly?

I feel like when a color guy is ALWAYS just filling dead air it starts to wash over me and I start to tune them out. I'd much prefer a guy like Peyton being there to occasionally give observations or analysis based on what he sees without being obligated to give a long take after every single play.

he never called a game, they just had a few minutes where they wrangled him into the booth for sort of an interview (SNF game?) and it was just bad.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Collinsworth is getting worse every year. He has gotten really lazy with his analysis. He used to always have some narratives that he would introduce at the beginning of a game and then touch on if it was appropriate later, but now he just hammers those narratives home whether they make sense or not and doesn't really tell you how each team is adapting during the game ( which is Romo's strength ).

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

And this image leaves off the worst group of the bunch which was the three clowns before 2006 when ESPN took over.

The ESPN SNF crew from the 90s? That was Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann, and Paul McGuire. You hear them most infamously in the TV broadcast of the Music City Miracle. Patrick was okay if not really memorable, but McGuire would make fun of Theismann talking too much at least once a game and it was always glorious.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Do yall remember the TNF broadcast with Jaworski and Dick Vermeil?

That was real good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fartknocker posted:

The ESPN SNF crew from the 90s? That was Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann, and Paul McGuire. You hear them most infamously in the TV broadcast of the Music City Miracle. Patrick was okay if not really memorable, but McGuire would make fun of Theismann talking too much at least once a game and it was always glorious.

Yes, sorry that was who I was thinking of. Watching those games was like being next to some drunks at a sports bar all talking over each other.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Remember when Jimmy Kimmel was a guest of the MNF booth and asked Theismann how his leg was doing

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://twitter.com/camdasilva/status/1215697472900816896?s=20

Somehow this guy is also linked to the Browns OC job even though they don't have a head coach yet

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

DariusLikewise posted:

https://twitter.com/camdasilva/status/1215697472900816896?s=20

Somehow this guy is also linked to the Browns OC job even though they don't have a head coach yet

A pre Brady Hoke aztecs player getting any kind of job is amazing

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Tom Coughlin canceled his Viagra and now just watches Joe Judge press conferences.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Joe Judge will be a regular on Fox News to break down plays from yet another Giants' loss and discuss why Saquon Barkley lacks that lunch pail mentality

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
You have to admit Coach Judge is a very strong coach name. He'll probably last a few years on the strength of that name alone

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler

sean10mm posted:

Witten was Literally the Worst, full stop.

Dennis Miller was awful but in a different type of way.

Although I respect him as a player and he destroyed the Giants more times than I’d care to remember it annoyed me that he got a slot when there might have been dozens or more qualified announcers / analysts out there for the job. The fact he left to go play in a losing season with Dallas brings a little bit of balance back to the universe.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Thanks to Dennis Miller I learned more about the Mongolian Empire versus any other sports broadcast ever

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I always thought Booger was in the Boogermobile because got paralyzed from the waist down, not gonna lie.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'd like to see more former coaches doing color and less players.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'd like to see more former coaches doing color and less players.

Yeah, players always harp on something like dilfer and launch points or witten and whatever the gently caress he'd talk about, but coaches had a good CEO perspective of the game and could drill down into anything. Marvin lewis was kind of boring in the AAF but he had interesting stuff to say.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/kevin_kinkead/status/1215365800867127297?s=21
https://twitter.com/kevin_kinkead/status/1215372533119188996?s=21

This might be total garbage but it somehow seems like a thing Doug would do, especially considering Doug handles gameday playcalling duty

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I once attended a live airing of Dennis Miller Live in LA just a few months after 9/11 happened and lucky me it would be an episode where he went full Islamophobe

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Play posted:

You have to admit Coach Judge is a very strong coach name. He'll probably last a few years on the strength of that name alone

This makes me miss the Sky Judge.

RIP AAF.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

There is only one man who should be doing play-by-play on SNF...

Kevin Harlan

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--I'll let Al Michaels retire or die first for play by play, other than that let Harlan call everything.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'd like to see more former coaches doing color and less players.

I was really impressed with Brian Billick once for calling a play before it was run, but apparently he'd gotten a heads up from his interviews that week. He didn't just read the defense like Romo does.

Having said that I'm willing to run with this experiment to see if it's any better.

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Collinsworth is getting worse every year. He has gotten really lazy with his analysis. He used to always have some narratives that he would introduce at the beginning of a game and then touch on if it was appropriate later, but now he just hammers those narratives home whether they make sense or not and doesn't really tell you how each team is adapting during the game ( which is Romo's strength ).

:yeah:

I'm sure part of it is the production crew telling him to focus more on storylines and less on real analysis, but he used to be pretty good and has definitely regressed to "THIS GUY... WOW! I LOVE IT" level of discourse.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Dr_Strangelove posted:

There is only one man who should be doing play-by-play on SNF...

Kevin Harlan

ESPN should get Harlan on MNF. Harlan's not even CBS's B-team considering Ian Eagle/Dan Fouts are doing Titans@Ravens tomorrow.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Play posted:

You have to admit Coach Judge is a very strong coach name. He'll probably last a few years on the strength of that name alone

Counterpoint: Freddie Kitchens

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

C-Euro posted:

Counterpoint: Freddie Kitchens

Kitchens are for women, not manly men who use their power and influence to Judge lesser beings. case closed

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
So McDaniels has been at the facility all day and OBJ drove in. It's sounding like the wrap it was always going to be

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1215736783708860416

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
There's nobody else lined up......

Jimmy Jimmy'd this up lol

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
There's presumably no reason not to take your time now, but I also want to see how the Browns can screw up by taking their time.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I want you to be GM

But I don't want to be my own GM

I WANT YOU TO BE GM JOSH

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