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rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Shame Boy posted:

The rings are actually made out of tungsten carbide because "tungsten is too hard to work", as far as I can tell you can't actually get pure tungsten rings easily (and if you can I'd like to know)

I looked into it before because I don't have any particular fondness for gold, and I think tungsten is a neat element and would be tough and wear-resistant and less lol monkey cheese than titanium :shrug:

tungsten carbide is cool stuff too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qqi5HtZQrs

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Caedes
Aug 30, 2002

Xaris posted:

do you know how much you paid for it, cause i also like it but i don't need ~MAN CAVE MAN TESTO-HEMI FORD BUILT TOUGH FREEDOM RANCH EDITION~ ring markup

I'm not sure tbh, it was a while ago, I'm fairly certain I overpaid but you can get the same things from etsy shops or similar I've since found out.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Inceltown posted:

If the OHSA thread has taught me anything it's that wearing rings is for people who want to get degloved.

Tungsten rings shatter instead of injuring you in horrific ways, which is why they're good.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

EmbryoSteve posted:

Outside of actually getting married. Getting a sweet ring was what I was looking forward to the most. Jewelry is cool as heck just lmao if your fragile masculinity is threatened by jewelry

lol @ going all weird about wearing worthless garbage on your finger. I don't wear jewelry because I don't like wasting money.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
lmao if you don’t have a physical wearable symbol of your love you can over-dramatically rip off and lose during arguments

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



It might not just be about masculinity. If I was expected to wear a ring every day for the rest of my married life I would want something that I really liked to wear. I probably won't get married for the same reason I won't get a tattoo - don't want something I'll regret (also stingy with money).

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I have a nice, classic gold wedding band and it’s fine. goons are being weird again.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I bought a $10 ring on Amazon the weekend before my wedding and only wore it that day. Now it sits on the trunk of a ceramic elephant on my mantle.

I know a few other married guys that don't wear rings as well.

Also I had no idea that a woman's engagement ring and wedding band were different things. She only has an engagement ring that I got at a small consignment shop.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I bought a $10 ring on Amazon the weekend before my wedding and only wore it that day. Now it sits on the trunk of a ceramic elephant on my mantle.

I know a few other married guys that don't wear rings as well.

Also I had no idea that a woman's engagement ring and wedding band were different things. She only has an engagement ring that I got at a small consignment shop.

by law that elephant is now your wife's husband

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Shame Boy posted:

My grandpa lost feeling in his ring finger (and his entire pinky finger and one eye) thanks to shrapnel in WWII. After the war he worked as a mechanic, and one day he was fixing a car and smelled grilled meat, looked down and saw that his ring had shorted out the car battery and was glowing red hot :v:

I had a great uncle with a similar problem affecting his whole left arm, but instead of any kind of noble reason it was because he passed out drunk in the wrong position and hosed up a nerve.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
this guy has a thread from visiting CES

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1215416357468008448

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Lambert posted:

lol @ going all weird about wearing worthless garbage on your finger. I don't wear jewelry because I don't like wasting money.

This except replace "finger" with "body" and "jewelry" with "clothes"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Screaming Idiot posted:

by law that elephant is now your wife's husband

trunked in the rear end by a ceramic elephant

Yavuz
Oct 9, 2019
behold, the most startup-poisoned brain in the world

https://twitter.com/haircut_hippie/status/1216056812430069761

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Yavuz posted:

behold, the most startup-poisoned brain in the world

https://twitter.com/haircut_hippie/status/1216056812430069761

What are your children if not investments?

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
To be fair though, we could totally cut 7th grade, it’s easily the worst one.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ConnorCJolley/status/1215868196609093632

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Gann Jerrod posted:

To be fair though, we could totally cut 7th grade, it’s easily the worst one.

Put all 7th graders to work and take every dollar they earn and put it into the same startup fund!

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Big Mad Drongo posted:

This except replace "finger" with "body" and "jewelry" with "clothes"

Clothes definitely have other purposes beyond symbolism.

Like goons trying to be weird about wearing jewelry are dumb but let's not pretend jewelry is clothes

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1215759473287008256

Svensken
May 29, 2010
Who could have seen that one coming

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dont know in what thread to post it so i'll put it here:

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

ekuNNN posted:

Dont know in what thread to post it so i'll put it here:


these are the people proudly bragging about their Cuban heritage when they say socialism doesn't work

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

please knock Mom! posted:

these are the people proudly bragging about their Cuban heritage when they say socialism doesn't work

the term is "gusano"

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!


Grimey Drawer

please knock Mom! posted:

these are the people proudly bragging about their Cuban heritage when they say socialism doesn't work

they're proud of the part of their heritage where their ancestors owned slaves

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

mr Scoop posted:

they're proud of the part of their heritage where their ancestors owned slaves casinos jointly with the mob

but also slaves

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
that account's p good btw

https://twitter.com/haircut_hippie/status/1213875826061725696

btw here's where that pic came from

https://twitter.com/haircut_hippie/status/1216237457727000576

Yavuz
Oct 9, 2019

on the one hand, I am constantly on the verge of unleashing a Great Flood level of hot watery poo poo into my jeans

on the other hand, I have more energy maybe?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Joe Rogan uses gold forks and pink plates?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

actionjackson posted:

Joe Rogan uses gold forks and pink plates?

My favorite new DLC: Pink Gold Baby Joe

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

You can get more energy by starting basically any new diet because your body responds to a sudden change in caloric intake by increasing adrenal hormones like cortisol.

The shits aren't necessary.

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Enfys posted:

You can get more energy by starting basically any new diet because your body responds to a sudden change in caloric intake by increasing adrenal hormones like cortisol.

The shits aren't necessary.

Is that why weeks 1-2 of a diet feel empowering and then it gets boring and i eat a gallon of ice cream?

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Sedisp posted:

Clothes definitely have other purposes beyond symbolism.

Like goons trying to be weird about wearing jewelry are dumb but let's not pretend jewelry is clothes

I only wear functional jewelry

Where else am I going to hide the arsenic I use to poison my rivals

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Xand_Man posted:

I only wear functional jewelry

Where else am I going to hide the arsenic I use to poison my rivals

You can do what I do, I've been consuming low doses of arsenic for years to build up a tolerance and so that my saliva carries enough to kill someone. All I'll need to do is spit in their drink. It's the perfect plan.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Or you can eat their rear end

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

you could probably eyeball kiss of death

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
isn’t eyeball kiss of death that Russian drug tcc was using

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Inceltown posted:

You can do what I do, I've been consuming low doses of arsenic for years to build up a tolerance and so that my saliva carries enough to kill someone. All I'll need to do is spit in their drink. It's the perfect plan.

you also pretend to be left-handed when you’re swordfighting, I assume

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Lmao I'm in the waiting room at the doctor's office and the TV is on so I'm having my latest rare exposure to network TV, and holy poo poo have payday loan commercials gotten even more disgustingly exploitative.

An intimidating muscular woman looks directly into the camera and tells you "I don't ask family for money, I call that being self reliant" while doing push-ups.

Haha what are you some kinda weak pussy-baby who goes running to family members when you need money? gently caress no, come get a 1000% APR loan instead you goddamn wuss.

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IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

Lmao I'm in the waiting room at the doctor's office and the TV is on so I'm having my latest rare exposure to network TV, and holy poo poo have payday loan commercials gotten even more disgustingly exploitative.

An intimidating muscular woman looks directly into the camera and tells you "I don't ask family for money, I call that being self reliant" while doing push-ups.

Haha what are you some kinda weak pussy-baby who goes running to family members when you need money? gently caress no, come get a 1000% APR loan instead you goddamn wuss.

I was blown away on my last visit back home to the US that there are now apparently payday loan apps where you can instantly borrow 75 bucks. Oh and PSAs about the signs of sepsis since people are afraid to go to the doctor because who loving knows how much it will end up costing. Cool and normal country.

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