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My computer teacher had Dolly Dunn for a teacher when he was a kid. He gave us a stern talking to about if anyone so much as looked at us funny to report it. His dad was also mistakenly assassinated at his front door. We had a substitute teacher named Gibbo, after afros cartoon connections Gibbo, he was portly and hairy, swell guy. He got accused of touching two girls at some other school. He hung himself. Turns out the girls made it up. Was around 1996 or so, googling and duckduckgo don't provide me with the story
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We had a teacher who dated a grade 10 girl and then continued after she graduated. Can't find anything about it these days, googling for Mr Brown Elanora High isn't showing anything up.
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Jan 14, 2020 08:24
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I don’t mind a bunch of weird incongruent smells all at once but lush in particular is like a meth lab full of fruit exploded. this is what my bathroom smells like it's great, then bedroom smells like cones which is a bit icky. best lush thing is this purple sparkle crystal shower gel that feels and smell incredible. sticks in your crevices though, one time i saw some purple sparkles on my underwear and freaked for a minute was like that's weird color blood am i dying why is it sparkli-- oh. hope this helps.
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Jan 14, 2020 08:27
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Worst smell that triggers me is those loving popcorn shops with crazy rear end flavours and they fart bomb Westfields nationwide with their sugar coated abominations.
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Jan 14, 2020 08:30
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There was a Boost Juice down the shops that loving reeked for a long time, I hated walking past it. Both my parents were smokers so while I don't like smoke I'm not, like, repulsed by it, if that makes sense.
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Jan 14, 2020 08:39
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My home room teacher in 10th grade was a priest. Found out a couple of years back he got caught with kiddie porn on his computer. Lost his job and got convicted. Never heard about him assaulting any students though, thankfully.
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Jan 14, 2020 08:43
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I loathe pub carpet smell. More and more places are getting their carpet ripped up so it’s less common but pokies lounges are the worst for it and I can sniff out if a place that sells tap beer has carpet from the street
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Jan 14, 2020 08:46
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No pedo teachers that I remember, but one was an incel who gassed himself in his car
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Jan 14, 2020 08:58
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one of my teachers was on TV last year because he got scammed online and lost all his cash. he was the computer teacher.
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Jan 14, 2020 09:03
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No pedo teachers that I know of. Though, there was that one teacher who invited us over to his house a few times to fix his computer and install pirated games back in the late 90s. Never gave me any bad vibes but thinking about it now, probably should have vetted it with like an adult first
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Jan 14, 2020 09:14
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While your country burns down, I’d like to remind you all that you’re affecting our air quality, too. Don’t come over the ditch - gently caress off, we’re full. (You’re always welcome here so long as you bring some coke)
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Jan 14, 2020 09:15
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I had one of those pe/drama teachers who one day showed us a DVD of him working out instead of a regular class
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Jan 14, 2020 09:19
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Backyard shirtless drunk boxing matches broadcasted on YouTube let’s go boys our thread Mum needs us Get me to QLD and i am deffo down for this
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Jan 14, 2020 09:19
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My brother is a PE teacher and does not have pedophilic tendencies, it is very weird
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Jan 14, 2020 09:25
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Megabound posted:We had a teacher who dated a grade 10 girl and then continued after she graduated. Can't find anything about it these days, googling for Mr Brown Elanora High isn't showing anything up. We had a teacher who dated a year 12 student. Nobody gave a poo poo. We were a small county high school so we used to get a heap of fresh out of uni teachers who were working off their bonds. They were by far the biggest influx of fresh dating material the town got each year. Never heard any rumours of pedo stuff, but some of the male teachers seemed a bit too sadistic when it came to giving the cuts. Our PE teacher went to school with my brother and was one of his groomsmen. That was a bit weird.
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Jan 14, 2020 09:38
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the cool posts kid posted:Free nvj gently caress yas
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Jan 14, 2020 09:49
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Lolie posted:I start chemo on Thursday. It's now the official job of this thread to entertain me during two days of chemo each fortnight for the next few months. just tell us what you want happy to do whatever i can to help!!! McSpergin posted:No dog shots/king hits allowed but don’t hit me in the fuckin face and it’s fuckin on bro just don’t dog me yeah? The Rabbi T. White posted:While your country burns down, I’d like to remind you all that you’re affecting our air quality, too. Don’t come over the ditch - gently caress off, we’re full. lmao why would i bring coke? you know what australian customs would do to a white dude found with drugs? id be slapped on the wrist so hard it’d almost ruin my trip!!!
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Jan 14, 2020 10:07
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We had one teacher who got accused of molesting a boy he was fostering. The kid later recanted but the guys career was done after that. Who knows if the accusations were actually true though. There was one male teacher who was rooting a friend of mine when she wss in yr 11 or 12; can't quite remember. Nothing ever came of it (except him i guess lol). Then there was the photography teacher who spent all his time in class helping out the girls and ignoring the boys. He was always very encouraging of art shots that involved them getting their gear off. A creepy gently caress for sure but again nothing came of it.
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Jan 14, 2020 10:09
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It's a weird topic to bring up, but now that I think about it, Dieter Krauss our year five teacher was really handsy, he'd give the boys wedgies, he stayed the gently caress away from me, clearly I was too ugly.
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Jan 14, 2020 10:13
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If anybody remembers my suicidal sadbrain posting from the old thread, I’m doing way better now
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Jan 14, 2020 10:14
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I'm a bit worried by how common sex creep teachers seem to be
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the cool posts kid posted:If anybody remembers my suicidal sadbrain posting from the old thread, I’m doing way better now hi5 good work
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Jan 14, 2020 10:19
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My car's engine couldn't start (it could turn over and make lots of noise though), so I had to call RACQ to come out and look at it. The dude they sent spent 5 minutes poking around under the bonnet to make sure everything was still there, then sat behind the wheel, floored the accelerator and kept the key turned for a minute until poo poo started  Apparently the fuel line was a bit blocked. Turns out "flog that poo poo until it go's" actually works sometimes.
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Jan 14, 2020 10:24
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the cool posts kid posted:If anybody remembers my suicidal sadbrain posting from the old thread, I’m doing way better now That's fucken tops mate, glad to hear it.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:While your country burns down, I’d like to remind you all that you’re affecting our air quality, too. Don’t come over the ditch - gently caress off, we’re full. Australian coke is trash. It's usually cut with ket afaik, I've never had the "breath mint for the brain" effect from it. I had two fairly decent lines at a mate's wedding and I didn't really feel any different tbh Toys For rear end Bum posted:My car's engine couldn't start (it could turn over and make lots of noise though), so I had to call RACQ to come out and look at it. Was worried you'd prolapsed so hard you'd disappeared into yourself like an ouroborous and tbh I'm glad you're still alive and posting
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Jan 14, 2020 10:30
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the cool posts kid posted:If anybody remembers my suicidal sadbrain posting from the old thread, I’m doing way better now Awesome. I'm happy that you've figured things out. Living closeted sucks lol.
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Jan 14, 2020 10:35
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the cool posts kid posted:If anybody remembers my suicidal sadbrain posting from the old thread, I’m doing way better now 
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Dude McAwesome posted:lmao why would i bring coke? you know what australian customs would do to a white dude found with drugs? Asking an Australian to bring Coke over speaks volumes about the quality of coke available in NZ and I feel truly sorry for the nation.
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Jan 14, 2020 10:37
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:My car's engine couldn't start (it could turn over and make lots of noise though), so I had to call RACQ to come out and look at it. Turns out the bypass for this model was to leave the driver's side door open when starting it, I always shut my door  He didn't actually know this, but he just shrugged and left
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Jan 14, 2020 10:40
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the cool posts kid posted:If anybody remembers my suicidal sadbrain posting from the old thread, I’m doing way better now Good work fella, keep it up.
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Jan 14, 2020 10:40
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PancakeTransmission posted:I've had worse - called RACV because my car wouldn't start (faulty immobiliser, known issue and it got fixed under warranty a month later). Dude basically leans in, turns the key and it starts, making me look like a moron. oh gently caress, what a great hot tip is this a common thing?
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Jan 14, 2020 11:04
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ili posted:That's fucken tops mate, glad to hear it.
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Jan 14, 2020 11:05
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Coke in Australia is actually cut with vegemite.
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Jan 14, 2020 11:12
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Coke in Australia is actually cut with vegemite. did anyone else call Vegemite vaginamite when they were a kid and think it was the funniest poo poo ever?
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Jan 14, 2020 11:20
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the cool posts kid posted:If anybody remembers my suicidal sadbrain posting from the old thread, I’m doing way better now That's awesome. Dude McAwesome posted:did anyone else call Vegemite vaginamite when they were a kid and think it was the funniest poo poo ever? What do you want on your sandwich? Vaginamite or penisbutter?
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Jan 14, 2020 11:41
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Bill Posters posted:What do you want on your sandwich? Vaginamite or penisbutter? Hahahahahahahaha yessssss!!!! smooth penis butter plz
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Bill Posters posted:What do you want on your sandwich? Vaginamite or penisbutter? We used to say penis paste due to alliteration.
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Smoke Weetbix and fly Don't drink and drive smoke weed and fly, Snood while eating dangle berries Bumbaque steak
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