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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Defenestrategy posted:

If you're a Gracie Barra affiliate what do you get from them other than marketing assistance and a check you have to cut to Carlos?

Presumably higher priority for famous Gracie black belts to come by to do seminars / belt ceremonies?

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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Has your club approached the paper and been like "Hey we're doing self defense fundraiser thing taught by actual fighters"? A lot of the time you gotta go out and promote your self, journalists are like every one else and wouldn't be able to tell bullshit self defense advice from something legit useful like "buy running shoes" so if a dude from dlab came up and said :smug: "Look at these weirdos they don't know how the streetz is, we're running the true sauce over here" they'd might run with it thinking they're doing a public service.


edit:

kimbo305 posted:

Presumably higher priority for famous Gracie black belts to come by to do seminars / belt ceremonies?


I suppose someone has to find this stuff useful or no one would do it.

Defenestrategy fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Jan 9, 2020

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Mods, rename this video Advanced Arm Punching 201.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyj9jTzjuMs

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommonShore posted:

The article takes the time to trash every other club in town as teaching "unrealistic" stuff (we have guys with 50+ pro MMA or MT fights teaching at ours). Our club coordinator is steamed because she has been running self defense seminars as fundraisers for women's shelters but the paper won't even acknowledge her.

That's really gross :wtc:

kimbo305 posted:

Mods, rename this video Advanced Arm Punching 201.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyj9jTzjuMs

This is so comically bad. Just go watch those Bas Rutten dangitadangitadangitadang videos for better instructionals lol

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jan 9, 2020

Lt. Shiny-sides
Dec 24, 2008
I’m the guy crawling through the other guys legs like a toddler.

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"
That keysi poo poo made sense and looked cool when Batman is swinging those metal sharpened arm guards around and breaking feet on his hip protector. In a movie.

It's embarrassing in gym shorts and T-shirts.

Some dog brother/hema guys should armor up and go at it for my amusement. The Batman fight league BFL

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Xguard86 posted:


Some dog brother/hema guys should armor up and go at it for my amusement. The Batman fight league BFL


Yea, I'd like see what those guys could do to each others with effectively spiked gauntlets

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Mods, please change the thread title to The Defence Lab

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

kimbo305 posted:

Mods, rename this video Advanced Arm Punching 201.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyj9jTzjuMs

The elbow fighting thing looks exactly like the fighting style they used in Batman Begins. I think the guys who coordinated the fight scenes invented it themselves.

edit: beaten

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I think the guys who coordinated the fight scenes invented it themselves.

To be more precise, they developed a flashy style and were able to get hired on by the production to help choreograph fights. It wasn't an original invention for Batman.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


They’ve got a video where their advice on how to get out of an RNC is “stab the guy”, and another about how if a man gets too close in a bar you just jam a broken bottle into him.

Just totally normal going to prison stuff, everyone’s doing it these days.

Honestly, their Facebook stuff is well worth watching because it’s hilarious. Ever wanted to know how to attack a man with your baseball cap? They’ve got the *forbidden techniques*...

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Defenestrategy posted:

Has your club approached the paper and been like "Hey we're doing self defense fundraiser thing taught by actual fighters"? A lot of the time you gotta go out and promote your self, journalists are like every one else and wouldn't be able to tell bullshit self defense advice from something legit useful like "buy running shoes" so if a dude from dlab came up and said :smug: "Look at these weirdos they don't know how the streetz is, we're running the true sauce over here" they'd might run with it thinking they're doing a public service.
.

She has sent many messages

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

quidditch it and quit it posted:

They’ve got a video where their advice on how to get out of an RNC is “stab the guy”,


Well.... it's technically not an incorrect answer.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Defenestrategy posted:

Well.... it's technically not an incorrect answer.

but less effective than "shoot the guy"

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

quidditch it and quit it posted:

Ever wanted to know how to attack a man with your baseball cap? They’ve got the *forbidden techniques*...

Better be some peaky blinders razors-in-the-crease poo poo.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
2nd class. I went to the beginner class this time. More warm ups than the other class to get my fat rear end in shape. The only thing I still can't do is anything involving somersaults because just one will make me dizzy and fall over. :shrug:

We spent a small part of the class working on our stance and most of the class grabbing the gi by the wrist and the lapel and pulling down a few times and then one to set up for a guillotine which we also did. I tapped early of course but if you do 20+ of them it's going to hurt eventually. My throat is in pain.

It was fun. No rolling this time since it's the beginner class and it was all white belts and one blue belt.

Nestharken
Mar 23, 2006

The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

quidditch it and quit it posted:

They’ve got a video where their advice on how to get out of an RNC is “stab the guy”, and another about how if a man gets too close in a bar you just jam a broken bottle into him.

Just totally normal going to prison stuff, everyone’s doing it these days.

Honestly, their Facebook stuff is well worth watching because it’s hilarious. Ever wanted to know how to attack a man with your baseball cap? They’ve got the *forbidden techniques*...

Ah, I see they're familiar with this ancient school of martial arts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Pennywise the Frown posted:

2nd class. I went to the beginner class this time. More warm ups than the other class to get my fat rear end in shape. The only thing I still can't do is anything involving somersaults because just one will make me dizzy and fall over. :shrug:

We spent a small part of the class working on our stance and most of the class grabbing the gi by the wrist and the lapel and pulling down a few times and then one to set up for a guillotine which we also did. I tapped early of course but if you do 20+ of them it's going to hurt eventually. My throat is in pain.

It was fun. No rolling this time since it's the beginner class and it was all white belts and one blue belt.

We have a thread that specializes in platonic man hugging, if you'd like to join us over there:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3386441

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Xguard86 posted:

Better be some peaky blinders razors-in-the-crease poo poo.

I’m not on Facebook any more so can’t link to it but honestly, go and check their videos out. To be fair they get bodied in the comments, but I guess there’s enough dumbasses out there to keep the money rolling in. It’s genuinely funny as gently caress in terms of how brazen they are. Bit of JKD, bit of Escrima, bit of Silat, mix it together with some fantasy world untrainable shenanigans and hey! New System!

Defenestrategy posted:

Well.... it's technically not an incorrect answer.

It is the modern day, literal, Death Touch Technique

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JaySB posted:

We have a thread that specializes in platonic man hugging, if you'd like to join us over there:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3386441

Combative Cuddling

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-78SnIEuDg0

This guy who used to run an Aikido gym started training MMA and has now given up on Aikido after initially trying to convert some of it to MMA. Pretty cool perspective.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*Steven Seagal is jarred awake from his meditative state*

"Someone said Aikido doesn't work...."

*throws on his bandana and sunglasses*

"time to hunt them down."

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"
Aikido works perfectly if you're 6ft 4 265 pounds and whipping around guys 75 pounds lighter than yourself who also do aikido.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

VulgarandStupid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-78SnIEuDg0

This guy who used to run an Aikido gym started training MMA and has now given up on Aikido after initially trying to convert some of it to MMA. Pretty cool perspective.

He was completely delusional and actually thought that Aikido was a practical method of self defense.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xguard86 posted:

Aikido works perfectly if you're 6ft 4 265 pounds and whipping around guys 75 pounds lighter than yourself who also do aikido.

Also if you're the gullible guy on the right

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I never understood the magic guys. Not the fakes themselves, they're scam artists, but the people that allow themselves to be hit with chi blasts or whatever. Like, they know they're lying to themselves.

Although sometimes it doesn't work. Like this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU-OFhMcw9Q&t=39s

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

I'd say this guy's sparring looks pretty good for one year of training, assuming it was 1-3 times a week. He's got a lot of flaws that will take a long time to iron out, but looks about as comfortable in there as people who trained from scratch for 2 years. It wasn't obvious to me what if any habits or anti-habits he picked up from aikido. His biggest flaw defensively is leaning back to avoid strikes, but that looks the same as people who have 0 prior experience would do.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

kimbo305 posted:

I'd say this guy's sparring looks pretty good for one year of training, assuming it was 1-3 times a week. He's got a lot of flaws that will take a long time to iron out, but looks about as comfortable in there as people who trained from scratch for 2 years. It wasn't obvious to me what if any habits or anti-habits he picked up from aikido. His biggest flaw defensively is leaning back to avoid strikes, but that looks the same as people who have 0 prior experience would do.

I think in the video he said he trained 6 times a week. And yeah he looked pretty good.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Anyone have any recommendations for quality BJJ schools in Louisville KY area? GracieLouisville seems obvious but I've heard some mixed things about the franchise schools.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Youtuber Chewjitsu is out of Louisville and at Derby City MMA. Seems like he has a really solid school and if his videos are anything to go by a real nice guy/teacher.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Mekchu posted:

Youtuber Chewjitsu is out of Louisville and at Derby City MMA. Seems like he has a really solid school and if his videos are anything to go by a real nice guy/teacher.

He definitely seems the friendliest/most likable of the instructors I've seen. I was trying to find some footage of him competing since he mentions participating in tournaments a bunch in his videos but haven't found anything yet....

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

:getin:

https://twitter.com/AMurderOfBears/status/1216619288850661376

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5BOeCqx3Is

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
That's incredible, I desperately want to spar with that gear now.

Yuns
Aug 19, 2000

There is an idea of a Yuns, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
That owns. Especially the fighting game health bar

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
There's like a half second delay, right? That was making it hard for me to correlate indicated strength against strikes.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DandyLion posted:

He definitely seems the friendliest/most likable of the instructors I've seen. I was trying to find some footage of him competing since he mentions participating in tournaments a bunch in his videos but haven't found anything yet....

Here are some videos I could find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72GwZKhZrHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZY5nLATtCU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoRhOQpcfHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUq2jRCQ9QE

They're not all super recent but I would imagine it's because he's focused more on teaching etc.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yuns posted:

That owns. Especially the fighting game health bar

Not the grown men screaming "awwwwooooooooo" at a high pitch?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Mekchu posted:

Here are some videos I could find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72GwZKhZrHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZY5nLATtCU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoRhOQpcfHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUq2jRCQ9QE

They're not all super recent but I would imagine it's because he's focused more on teaching etc.

Thank you so much, this is exactly what I was looking for!

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Jumping kicks are super fun and y'all should do them btw.

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Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
Chewjitsu has also won second or third place at the east coast ADCC trials two years ago. He's legit.

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